DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/19/2022 Duedate: 09/15/2022
MORYA ARENA
DM-28 TURN-478
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DALE AUTRY
DODGE BULLETS (126)
(28-5784) [19-14-0,109]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DALE AUTRY MICHTER
DODGE BULLETS (126) 2111 BOURBON ST (599)
(28-5784) [19-14-0,109] (28-5884) [5-3-0,77]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
AXLE FOLEY DALE AUTRY
OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) DODGE BULLETS (126)
(28-5061) [14-40-0,88] (28-5784) [19-14-0,109]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS BODY (541)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS BODY (541) 36
2. DODGE BULLETS (126) 22 BASH BROS BODY (541)
3. DEZ-GO (597) 21 Unchartered Team
4. BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 16
5. OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 3 DEZ-GO (597)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 BASH BROS BODY (541) 250 182 7 57.9 1/ 1 BASH BROS BODY (541) 8 4 1
2/ 2 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 265 236 26 52.9 2/ 2 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 7 8 1
3/ 3 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 348 334 22 51.0 3/ 4 DODGE BULLETS (126) 6 7 0
4/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 75 75 7 50.0 4/ 3 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 6 7 0
5- 4*HIVE (595) 15 15 0 50.0 5/ 5*2111 BOURBON ST (599) 2 1 0
6/ 0*DEZ-GO (597) 11 11 0 50.0 6/ 0*DEZ-GO (597) 2 1 0
7/ 6 DODGE BULLETS (126) 627 680 19 48.0 7/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 1 2 0
8/ 5*2111 BOURBON ST (599) 5 6 0 45.5 8- 6*HIVE (595) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of MORYA. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. Practice pays for
REPLACEMENT KNEE, who pummelled MARY CHRISMESS, to pocket 19 points. Win some, lose
some. Speaking of which, REPLACEMENT KNEE was winsome, after beating MARY CHRISMESS
and seeing her lose 16 points. What can be a greater victory? DALE AUTRY has taken
his place as the top, as MORYA's new Duelmaster. Word has it one team in MORYA is
taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
So much to report, so little time! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the
lion, so did the "warriors" in MORYA avoid OTTO'S MECHANICS. As a woman of good
breeding scorns the "warriors" of BASH BROS BODY, so did that sorry team shy from
OTTO'S MECHANICS Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and STURDEVANT is it right
now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't DODGE BULLETS proud!
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
Leave me now, you base fools! My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. MORYA, I leave you now.
The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at Salty's Chowder House. 'Til next time--
Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DALE AUTRY 5784 19 14 0 109 DODGE BULLETS (126)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FRECKLES 5695 17 3 1 123 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
ROSE PURITY 5808 18 9 2 101 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
CAL LIPPER 5710 17 13 1 94 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
REALITY STIMULATION 5754 24 21 0 93 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AXLE FOLEY 5061 14 40 0 88 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
MICHTER 5884 5 3 0 77 2111 BOURBON ST (599)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
REPLACEMENT KNEE 5914 4 0 0 59 BASH BROS BODY (541)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GUS TANK 5855 5 1 0 50 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
STURDEVANT 5828 11 11 1 47 DODGE BULLETS (126)
MALAGAR 5842 5 2 0 42 DEZ-GO (597)
MARY CHRISMESS 5895 6 3 1 38 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHALLENGER 5868 4 6 1 31 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
WEEP NO MORE 5926 2 1 0 28 DODGE BULLETS (126)
SCAR 5913 3 1 0 27 BASH BROS BODY (541)
GORZUHM GO 5838 3 2 0 26 DEZ-GO (597)
HAIR MESS 5909 3 1 0 24 BASH BROS BODY (541)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-YELLOW JACKET 5806 3 3 0 21 HIVE (595)
-MASON BEE 5825 2 0 0 21 HIVE (595)
KUBOTA 5886 3 3 0 20 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
-KILLER BEE 5804 3 3 0 20 HIVE (595)
MANNY FOLD 5873 2 2 1 18 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-UNIBROW 5802 1 1 0 15 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
SONNY ROOF 5898 1 0 0 13 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
BAWNER THE PURE 5921 3 2 1 12 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
-DIRT DAUBER 5803 3 3 0 12 HIVE (595)
LAYLEAN 5839 2 4 0 10 DEZ-GO (597)
-HAALARA 5840 1 1 0 8 DEZ-GO (597)
BORNUNDERADARKSTAR 5923 1 4 0 7 DODGE BULLETS (126)
-APIS 5823 1 2 0 5 HIVE (595)
FENNINGTONMOORE 5929 1 1 0 4 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
-THE COLDEST ONE 5841 0 2 0 2 DEZ-GO (597)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
UTI 5927 0 1 0 BASH BROS BODY 541 SHEWISH GIANT 478 NONE
HEDIES 5925 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 584 SHEWISH GIANT 478 NONE
CONSOLATION 5924 1 1 0 DODGE BULLETS 126 MANNY FOLD 5873 475
LITTLE BOY 5922 1 2 0 DODGE BULLETS 126 BAWNER THE PURE 5921 476
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HEDIES was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
UTI was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
MICHTER slimly lost to REALITY STIMULATION in a 3 minute Challenge match.
REPLACEMENT KNEE overpowered MARY CHRISMESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SCAR was viciously subdued by STURDEVANT in a 3 minute gory Challenge fight.
CAL LIPPER was subdued by DALE AUTRY in a 4 minute master's Title competition.
ROSE PURITY overpowered AXLE FOLEY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GUS TANK bested WEEP NO MORE in a 3 minute competition.
MALAGAR defeated CHALLENGER in a action packed 3 minute melee.
LAYLEAN was vanquished by HAIR MESS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KUBOTA overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MANNY FOLD savagely defeated FENNINGTONMOORE in a 4 minute novice's fight.
GORZUHM GO overpowered BAWNER THE PURE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BORNUNDERADARKSTAR was bested by SONNY ROOF in a 4 minute bloody conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 7 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 21 - 2 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 13 - 2 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 15 - 16 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 15 - 1 42 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 20 - 3 38 |
Turn 478 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 4 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL DALE AUTRY 5784 19 14 0 109 DODGE BULLETS (126)
TOTAL PARRY REALITY STIMULATION 5754 24 21 0 93 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
AIMED BLOW MICHTER 5884 5 3 0 77 2111 BOURBON ST (599)
STRIKING ATTACK REPLACEMENT KNEE 5914 4 0 0 59 BASH BROS BODY (541)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MALAGAR 5842 5 2 0 42 DEZ-GO (597)
BASHING ATTACK MARY CHRISMESS 5895 6 3 1 38 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
The overall popularity leader is AXLE FOLEY 5061. The most popular warrior this turn
was DALE AUTRY 5784. The ten other most popular fighters were MANNY FOLD 5873,
CHALLENGER 5868, MICHTER 5884, STURDEVANT 5828, SONNY ROOF 5898, CAL LIPPER 5710, GUS
TANK 5855, MALAGAR 5842, HAIR MESS 5909, and BORNUNDERADARKSTAR 5923.
The least popular fighter this week was BAWNER THE PURE 5921. The other ten least
popular fighters were FENNINGTONMOORE 5929, LAYLEAN 5839, AXLE FOLEY 5061, MARY
CHRISMESS 5895, HEDIES 5925, SCAR 5913, GORZUHM GO 5838, KUBOTA 5886, WEEP NO MORE
5926, and ROSE PURITY 5808.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
CAL LIPPER (28-5710) OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
This is just a reminder to all who plan to enter the contest in Seam that it is a
no-tourney arena, and is therefore subject to the no-tourney rules. The pledge all
participants must take when entering a team in this arena is as follows:
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NO-TOURNEY ARENA PLEDGE
* I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a tournament, nor
will I use a tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
* I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena. If circumstances
preclude my running less than a full team, I will notify the Player Committee.
* I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
* I understand that any warrior that participates in a tournament or receives
a tournament prize shall be sent to the Dark Arena until they are dead.
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Please send your agreement with your new team.
Best of luck in the arena and in the contest!
Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update
The gladiators looked around at the Commission's administrative office on the
Isle of the Eye. They'd been here before. The standard boxy building, the scurrying
clerks, the... goats browsing on the landscaping. Not as many goats this time as
before, only three. One came over to Zeke (not his arena name) and nuzzled his
pockets. He scratched at the base of its floppy ears, lacking a snack to offer. He
looked at one of the clerks. "I thought you got rid of the goats last year," Zeke
said.
"These are new goats," the clerk said with a sigh. "They're going to be shipped
out next week." He looked hopeful. "They like you, could you stay until then?"
Zeke sighed. Minding three goats sounded more enjoyable than fighting in the
arena. "I'd have to ask my manager."
* * * *
Snatching his parchment away from a very determined goat, who apparently thought
it was a tasty snack, Rodney quickly dipped his pen in ink and began to write. "It is
our pleasure and honor to note that sixty-seven gladiators and teams have elected to
change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving people. With
the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased three goats--a good goat can't be
purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to their new homes,
where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very welcome. We wish all
the best to the goats and their new owners."