DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 03/01/2024 Duedate: 03/28/2024 MORYA ARENA DM 28 TURN 498 This Week's Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS JAZMO SERPENTS HOLD (575) (28-5409) [9-8-0,119] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader JAZMO RABID YUPPIE SERPENTS HOLD (575) PAPER TIGERS 520.4 (605) (28-5409) [9-8-0,119] (28-6005) [4-0-0,78] Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite STURDEVANT JAY MCSHAWN DODGE BULLETS (126) THE BLUES 28 (603) (28-5828) [15-27-1,76] (28-5965) [3-2-1,56] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM THE BLUES 28 (603) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. SERPENTS HOLD (575) 52 2. BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 45 GURL ORCS B TUFF (602) 3. DODGE BULLETS (126) 16 Unchartered Team 4. PAPER TIGERS 520.4 (605) 15 5. THE BLUES 28 (603) 4 PAPER TIGERS 520.4 (605) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*PAPER TIGERS 520.4 (605) 4 2 0 66.7 1/ 1 THE BLUES 28 (603) 10 5 1 2/ 2 GURL ORCS B TUFF (602) 91 67 8 57.6 2/ 9 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 6 1 0 3- 3 BASH BROS BODY (541) 281 215 8 56.7 3/ 2 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 6 9 0 4/ 4 THE BLUES 28 (603) 25 21 3 54.3 4/ 8 DODGE BULLETS (126) 5 10 0 5/ 5 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 316 285 29 52.6 5/ 6 SERPENTS HOLD (575) 3 1 0 6/ 7 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 88 89 9 49.7 6- 3 BASH BROS BODY (541) 3 2 1 7/ 8 DODGE BULLETS (126) 659 739 19 47.1 7/ 5*PAPER TIGERS 520.4 (605) 3 2 0 8/ 9 SERPENTS HOLD (575) 59 95 2 38.3 8/ 7 GURL ORCS B TUFF (602) 3 5 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last week's fights. Coming up with a solid 4-0-0 outing, BOOK OF THOMAS has advanced 7 places in the rankings. Hey everybody, watch out for JAZMO, who flew up 52 points in the rankings after mashing BAWNER THE PURE like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was BAWNER THE PURE, who dropped 26 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with JAZMO. Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer clothes. MAMBA did not fight this week so his title was forfeit. In front of all the crowds, JAZMO took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay. Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad THE BLUES 28? Big bad THE BLUES 28. Big bad THE BLUES 28. MORYA's afraid of the big bad THE BLUES 28. Tra la la la la! For those of you who like math, try this one: THE BLUES 28 + Weapons That go Boom = BIG LAKE PURE + Avoid City. And who is this STURDEVANT you ask, with 76 points and a 15-27-1 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Big deal, so MARY CHRISMESS got mashed in the Dark Arena. With hers face she was more at home with the trolls than with us. (Waka waka). There's got to be more reason for the sending of MARY CHRISMESS to the Dark Arena than hers record (20-9-3). Anybody got any ideas BIG LAKE PURE? Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle. Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in MORYA have no sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JAZMO 5409 9 8 0 119 SERPENTS HOLD (575) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -REPLACEMENT KNEE 5914 14 3 0 151 BASH BROS BODY (541) -MAMBA 5373 15 7 1 106 SERPENTS HOLD (575) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -HERRIA 5928 9 7 0 82 BASH BROS BODY (541) RABID YUPPIE 6005 4 0 0 78 PAPER TIGERS 520.4 (605) STURDEVANT 5828 15 27 1 76 DODGE BULLETS (126) GRIMINA 5937 18 6 0 74 GURL ORCS B TUFF (602) BAWNER THE PURE 5921 14 11 2 73 BIG LAKE PURE (568) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SCAR 5913 13 9 0 65 BASH BROS BODY (541) PIANO RED 5969 8 4 1 62 THE BLUES 28 (603) PURITY ROSE 5971 8 9 0 58 BIG LAKE PURE (568) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JAY MCSHAWN 5965 3 2 1 56 THE BLUES 28 (603) UNIBROW 5802 6 1 0 52 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) CORRUPTION 5936 14 5 0 50 GURL ORCS B TUFF (602) KUBOTA 5886 6 6 0 50 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) HAMBONE WILLIE 5966 7 5 1 49 THE BLUES 28 (603) FENNINGTONMOORE 5929 12 10 0 46 BIG LAKE PURE (568) BIG BOY 5957 7 12 0 42 DODGE BULLETS (126) GINGER EVANS 5972 10 7 0 41 DODGE BULLETS (126) WEEP NO MORE 5926 6 17 0 35 DODGE BULLETS (126) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GHOST OF MORYA 5996 3 4 0 33 BIG LAKE PURE (568) JOTUN ARNE 5997 5 2 0 25 DODGE BULLETS (126) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CLARA SMITH 5967 2 3 0 23 THE BLUES 28 (603) WHISLIN' ALEX 5968 5 7 0 22 THE BLUES 28 (603) FLIEGL 5994 2 0 0 20 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME VALTRA 5995 1 0 0 20 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) -ACHE 5987 2 0 1 15 BASH BROS BODY (541) WRETCHED 6016 0 1 0 1 GURL ORCS B TUFF (602) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? MARY CHRISMESS 5895 20 9 3 BIG LAKE PURE 568 BANDIT PRINCE 498 NONE ROGUE 5974 2 1 1 GURL ORCS B TUFF 602 JAY MCSHAWN 5965 496 JUST REVENGED MCYUPPIE 709 6004 0 1 0 PAPER TIGERS 520 605 WURM KIN 498 NONE RECOIL 5902 0 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD 575 ACHE 5987 496 PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS MARY CHRISMESS was barely slain by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight. MCYUPPIE 709 was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle. GRIMINA outwaited JAY MCSHAWN in a popular 8 minute Bloodfeud match. PURITY ROSE lost to STURDEVANT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory Challenge brawl. FENNINGTONMOORE was savagely defeated by PIANO RED in a 4 minute Challenge match. GHOST OF MORYA vanquished CLARA SMITH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. BAWNER THE PURE was overpowered by JAZMO in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title brawl. RABID YUPPIE vanquished CORRUPTION in a 1 minute uneven duel. GINGER EVANS lost to UNIBROW in a 1 minute fight. KUBOTA vanquished WEEP NO MORE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. HAMBONE WILLIE savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gruesome match. BIG BOY overpowered WHISLIN' ALEX in a exciting 3 minute bloody one-sided fight. JOTUN ARNE overcame CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute contest. FLIEGL savagely defeated WRETCHED in a popular 5 minute bloody amateur's match. VALTRA handily defeated JAR JAR BINKS in a 1 minute uneven fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |TOTAL PARRY 6 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 - 0 100 | |AIMED BLOW 4 AIMED BLOW 18 - 12 - 1 60 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 14 - 3 60 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 28 - 22 - 0 56 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 11 - 0 54 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 24 - 22 - 1 52 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 14 - 0 44 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 30 - 1 41 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 | Turn 498 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW JAZMO 5409 9 8 0 119 SERPENTS HOLD (575) TOTAL PARRY GRIMINA 5937 18 6 0 74 GURL ORCS B TUFF (602) LUNGING ATTACK BAWNER THE PURE 5921 14 11 2 73 BIG LAKE PURE (568) BASHING ATTACK PIANO RED 5969 8 4 1 62 THE BLUES 28 (603) STRIKING ATTACK JAY MCSHAWN 5965 3 2 1 56 THE BLUES 28 (603) WALL OF STEEL UNIBROW 5802 6 1 0 52 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is STURDEVANT 5828. The most popular warrior this turn was JAY MCSHAWN 5965. The ten other most popular fighters were PIANO RED 5969, FLIEGL 5994, STURDEVANT 5828, BIG BOY 5957, JAZMO 5409, KUBOTA 5886, GRIMINA 5937, GHOST OF MORYA 5996, RABID YUPPIE 6005, and UNIBROW 5802. The least popular fighter this week was WRETCHED 6016. The other ten least popular fighters were WEEP NO MORE 5926, GINGER EVANS 5972, CORRUPTION 5936, CLARA SMITH 5967, FENNINGTONMOORE 5929, MCYUPPIE 709 6004, VALTRA 5995, WHISLIN' ALEX 5968, BAWNER THE PURE 5921, and PURITY ROSE 5971. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: JAZMO (28-5409) SERPENTS HOLD (575) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: MARY CHRISMESS (28-5895) BIG LAKE PURE (568)