DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/15/2007 Duedate: 08/28/2007
LAPUR ARENA
DM-29 TURN-560
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TESSA
WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)
(29-4838) [11-3-1,120]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TESSA KYRA
WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282) BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)
(29-4838) [11-3-1,120] (29-5002) [8-1-0,51]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SNOWSHOE MORRIGAN
CARDOW HUNTERS (359) GODS OF WAR (424)
(29-4712) [24-21-0,113] (29-4864) [14-7-1,83]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ESCAPADE (417)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MID EARTH (223) 43
2. JESSIE'S LOVERS (322) 40 STREET WALKERS (97)
3. ABYSSAL PLAINS (432) 35 Unchartered Team
4. WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282) 33
5. BLOOD KNIGHTS (436) 32 BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 STREET WALKERS (97) 432 282 36 60.5 1/ 4 ESCAPADE (417) 11 4 0
2/ 0*BLOOD KNIGHTS (436) 26 19 2 57.8 2/ 2 CARDOW HUNTERS (359) 9 6 0
3/ 2 GODS OF WAR (424) 60 50 6 54.5 3/ 1 EQUESTORS (158) 8 6 0
4/ 3 THE VENOM DIVINE (419) 20 17 2 54.1 4/ 3 STREET WALKERS (97) 8 7 1
5/ 4 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282) 51 45 5 53.1 5/ 6 MID EARTH (223) 8 7 1
6/ 0 BLACK SAMURAI (166) 331 302 21 52.3 6/ 9 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283) 8 7 1
7/ 5 MID EARTH (223) 331 318 10 51.0 7/15 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282) 7 3 0
8/ 6 CROC FILES (374) 339 332 23 50.5 8/ 8 NO QUARTER (433) 6 9 0
9/ 9 ESCAPADE (417) 52 52 1 50.0 9/ 5 GODS OF WAR (424) 6 9 0
10/ 7 EQUESTORS (158) 628 656 46 48.9 10/ 7 CROC FILES (374) 5 9 1
11/ 8 VENUSIANS (321) 192 206 9 48.2 11/13 ABYSSAL PLAINS (432) 5 9 0
12/10 FORCE OF NATURE (312) 231 256 13 47.4 12/10 VENUSIANS (321) 5 10 0
13/12 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283) 48 59 2 44.9 13/16 MEN (356) 4 2 0
14/14 CARDOW HUNTERS (359) 367 452 8 44.8 14/ 0*JESSIE'S LOVERS (322) 3 2 0
15/13*FORLORN (382) 19 24 1 44.2 15/ 0*BLOOD KNIGHTS (436) 3 2 0
16/16 MEN (356) 150 193 10 43.7 16/11 FOLLOWER'S OF XOAN (425) 3 5 0
17/11 FOLLOWER'S OF XOAN (425) 33 43 0 43.4 17/17*SWEETNESS (431) 3 7 0
18/15 NO QUARTER (433) 26 34 1 43.3 18/14 FORCE OF NATURE (312) 3 12 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/19 ABYSSAL PLAINS (432) 22 35 3 38.6 19/ 0 BLACK SAMURAI (166) 2 0 0
20/ 0*JESSIE'S LOVERS (322) 3 5 0 37.5 20/19 THE VENOM DIVINE (419) 2 0 0
21-18*RE'S DYNASTY (428) 11 19 1 36.7 21/12*FORLORN (382) 2 6 0
22/17*SWEETNESS (431) 3 7 0 30.0 22-18*RE'S DYNASTY (428) 1 4 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Much has changed in LAPUR since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts
to many situations, as do all successful fighters. Woof! EQUESTORS were a bunch of
dogs after ESCAPADE got through with 'em! 3rd ain't so sweet as 1st! Hmmmph! I
always thought FORLORN was an over-rated team and they proved it with a 1-2-0! Ya
gotta be quick on yer feet! Keep your elbow off the table! Thrust! Block out the
pain! WILL DUEL 4 MEAD is now ranked 7th with a 3-2-0 turn. Some people say I
ramble too much, I don't say anything relevant. I repeat myself. I ramble. Well
MID EARTH moved up 1, to 5th. What's with AKUMU? He actually beat WILL DUEL 4
MEAD's REWRITE, and walked away with 23 more points from the fight. Laughs were big
at MEN while they watched LANCE clobber VEGA. She lost 17 points and got bruised
from objects thrown from the stands. See how the Duelmaster Dark Arena Challenged
DARK ARENA's ARENAMASTER KYALL? That sort of initiative is how she got where she is
now. The crowds were amazed this turn, as ARENAMASTER KYALL killed the Duelmaster,
YOUR MAMA, leaving STREET WALKERS in mourning. So now TESSA gets to be LAPUR's
Duelmaster. But what comes around goes around. I suppose you want to hear some
rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. How
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of
practive, EQUESTORS! The bums at ARMY OF DARKNESS couldn't face the challenges from
EQUESTORS! No excuse for that! How well I know the feeling of being the most
challenged warrior, ENERGIZER BUNNY! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to
haunt you. Maybe VENUSIANS' MENSA is one of those gals who likes pain, or something.
That's what she'll get next week, after challenging up 26 to MORRIGAN. MENSA bested
MORRIGAN (MENSA getting 22 points, too!)--Ooh baby! Now dat I likes! I hate going
to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that TESSA gets in. She fights
people like PIER, 9 points below. I thought TESSA showed great skill and promise
when she subdued PIER. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. Sending a warrior to the Dark Arena reminds the
others they'd better shape up. Tough beans, ENERGIZER BUNNY. That's what a 9-10-0
gets you. Who will dare fight SIREN, after she returned from the Dark Arena? (For
the record 9-7-1 is 55, and has she points) How long have I been here? I got people
to see, places to go...
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? The
end of another Spyreport! That's cause for celebration in my book! Time for my
medication, so I'll leave now. Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TESSA 4838 11 3 1 120 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNOWSHOE 4712 24 21 0 113 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
KYOKO 2929 10 10 1 113 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)
SPARKLE FARKLE 4853 10 4 0 106 ESCAPADE (417)
GALLIENUS 4607 23 21 1 99 EQUESTORS (158)
DIRTY SANCHEZ 4802 14 7 0 96 STREET WALKERS (97)
MENSA 4442 16 26 1 94 VENUSIANS (321)
S'TOU 4801 14 7 0 93 ESCAPADE (417)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELDACAR 3483 15 8 1 90 MID EARTH (223)
PIER 4873 14 7 0 90 FOLLOWER'S OF XOAN (425)
HEARTWOOD 4815 9 2 1 88 THE VENOM DIVINE (419)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JUNIBAN 4599 23 5 0 84 BLACK SAMURAI (166)
MORRIGAN 4864 14 7 1 83 GODS OF WAR (424)
TYE FOON 4835 10 8 0 82 FORCE OF NATURE (312)
JASON 2985 13 9 0 81 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)
BRICKHOUSE 4131 19 7 0 80 STREET WALKERS (97)
BUZZSAW 4852 9 5 1 72 ESCAPADE (417)
GOLDIE 4805 12 7 2 69 STREET WALKERS (97)
ENYALIUS 4863 10 8 1 69 GODS OF WAR (424)
ZERO VISABILITY 4495 15 22 0 68 FORCE OF NATURE (312)
MURRY 4755 6 11 1 68 CROC FILES (374)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LANCE 4765 10 14 1 64 MEN (356)
WEIPA 4793 7 6 2 63 CROC FILES (374)
AMIE 4718 11 18 1 58 CROC FILES (374)
JON 4764 12 12 2 57 MEN (356)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SIREN 4820 9 7 1 55 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)
RED LILY 4836 8 10 0 54 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
REWRITE 2926 13 7 1 53 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)
KYRA 5002 8 1 0 51 BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)
MIDNIGHT RUIN 4959 8 4 1 50 ABYSSAL PLAINS (432)
AKUMU 4674 6 7 0 49 BLACK SAMURAI (166)
ROSEMARY 2984 8 14 0 48 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)
AEREON 5001 6 3 1 48 BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)
-VICOTHNIC 4817 5 1 0 47 THE VENOM DIVINE (419)
CAMULUS 4865 8 14 2 46 GODS OF WAR (424)
TALYM 5004 6 3 1 45 BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)
PEITON 4966 6 1 0 44 NO QUARTER (433)
ANKAA 4806 11 9 0 42 VENUSIANS (321)
PHOENIX RISING 4960 7 5 1 42 ABYSSAL PLAINS (432)
ARONWE 4883 6 7 0 40 MID EARTH (223)
GOO II 4909 6 3 0 40 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)
VEGA 4870 10 3 0 39 VENUSIANS (321)
PETUNIA 4837 10 6 0 38 ESCAPADE (417)
FORWARD 4451 6 3 0 36 FORLORN (382)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WENDY DAY 4886 5 7 0 33 FORCE OF NATURE (312)
VELUNA 4971 6 6 0 30 NO QUARTER (433)
URAT 4889 8 4 1 29 MID EARTH (223)
LONGINUS 4908 3 7 0 29 EQUESTORS (158)
VELOON 4963 2 2 0 29 NO QUARTER (433)
-HANNICHI 4860 2 0 1 27 BLACK SAMURAI (166)
FYRE RAYNES 4906 3 7 0 26 FORCE OF NATURE (312)
FOREDOOM 4448 3 6 0 26 FORLORN (382)
CELADUS 4948 3 0 0 24 EQUESTORS (158)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BASAIDO 4999 3 3 0 23 BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)
-RE'AMEMAIT 4936 2 1 1 23 RE'S DYNASTY (428)
-KHORMASHRA 4814 3 3 1 22 THE VENOM DIVINE (419)
-ANSHIN 4861 2 0 0 22 BLACK SAMURAI (166)
CLOUD TIGER 4903 5 6 0 21 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
NEOPOLITAN 4944 2 0 0 21 SWEETNESS (431)
ATHENA 4990 1 0 0 21 GODS OF WAR (424)
-FORTITUDE 4449 4 4 0 19 FORLORN (382)
FORTE 4447 4 5 1 18 FORLORN (382)
MAD DOG MONTANA 4984 1 0 1 18 STREET WALKERS (97)
LYNX 4907 3 7 0 16 VENUSIANS (321)
KIKUZO 4913 2 4 0 14 BLACK SAMURAI (166)
LYSIAS 4947 3 0 0 13 EQUESTORS (158)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AALAIYA 5003 2 7 0 13 BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)
-RE' ATUM 4916 2 4 0 12 RE'S DYNASTY (428)
-LUCY 4922 2 5 0 12 CROC FILES (374)
TURTLE 4974 2 0 0 12 ESCAPADE (417)
NAIMIT 3699 1 1 0 12 JESSIE'S LOVERS (322)
FLUTTERBLY 3698 1 0 0 12 JESSIE'S LOVERS (322)
YURIS 4991 1 0 0 11 MID EARTH (223)
LORAUC 4985 1 0 0 10 ABYSSAL PLAINS (432)
URD 4987 1 0 0 10 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)
MOSSMAN 4982 1 0 0 10 CROC FILES (374)
SHELIA GREYWAND 3701 1 1 0 10 JESSIE'S LOVERS (322)
PAREDE 4964 2 3 0 9 NO QUARTER (433)
SKY FALLING 4949 1 2 0 8 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
A-SOP (NOT) 3697 0 2 0 8 JESSIE'S LOVERS (322)
FIREFLY 4950 2 1 0 7 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
THAAR 4962 1 3 1 7 NO QUARTER (433)
ARES 4972 1 1 0 7 GODS OF WAR (424)
HOT FUDGE 4943 0 2 0 2 SWEETNESS (431)
ROCKY ROAD 4941 0 2 0 2 SWEETNESS (431)
FRENCH SILK 4942 0 2 0 2 SWEETNESS (431)
DAEMON 4953 0 2 0 2 ABYSSAL PLAINS (432)
APONIUS 4980 0 1 0 1 EQUESTORS (158)
MYRIAD 4986 0 1 0 1 ABYSSAL PLAINS (432)
-RE' AMON 4946 0 1 0 1 RE'S DYNASTY (428)
RAGE WATERS 4983 0 1 0 1 FORCE OF NATURE (312)
DEBBIE 3700 0 1 0 1 JESSIE'S LOVERS (322)
HULIK 4992 0 1 0 1 MID EARTH (223)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LYRIC 4952 0 2 0 ABYSSAL PLAINS 432 URAT 4889 559
ENERGIZER BUNNY 3196 9 11 0 ARMY OF DARKNESS 283 STONE GOLEM 391 560 NONE
PRO-ANA 4910 4 4 0 ARMY OF DARKNESS 283 SHAMBLING MOUND 384 560 NONE
CEZZARO 4719 14 19 0 CARDOW HUNTERS 359 MURRY 4755 556 NOT REVE
SHEWISH GIANT 386 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 SIREN 4820 560 NONE
PETRONIUS 4921 2 2 0 EQUESTORS 158 SCARY SHERRY 4937 556 NONE
SCAEVA 4938 1 1 0 EQUESTORS 158 RE'AMEMAIT 4936 558
WONGA 4879 5 4 0 FOLLOWER'S OF XOA 425 DARK CHAMPION 389 560 NONE
ZUGAA 4897 5 6 0 FOLLOWER'S OF XOA 425 RIVER MONSTER 390 560 NONE
MORRA FELLBLADE 4881 3 4 0 FOLLOWER'S OF XOA 425 WYVERN 392 560 NONE
MENTU 4862 9 11 2 GODS OF WAR 424 WEIPA 4793 558 REVENGED
HOFFA 4763 6 14 0 MEN 356 WEIPA 4793 556 NOT REVE
YOUR MAMA 4115 16 13 2 STREET WALKERS 97 ARENAMASTER KYALL 388 560 NONE
COOKIES -N- CREA 4940 1 1 0 SWEETNESS 431 MAD DOG MONTANA 4984 560
ACRUX 4945 1 2 0 VENUSIANS 321 WYVERN 392 560 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Cloud Tiger -- Wow, that was over fast. I'll take the win, but I sure could have used
some training. Better luck next time! -- Peiton
Turtle -- Great fight! I started well but ended up punching myself out and you
capitalized on my mistake. My team will be watching out for you. -- Thaar
Ares -- Thank you sir, may I have another? Seriously, you just kicked my butt all
over the arena sands. We've had the pleasure of doing battle with your son's warriors
on Noblish Island and it is with great honor and trepidation that we make your
acquiantance. I hope some of our meetings prove favorable for my team. -- Parede
We are excited to be here in Lapur. The reputation of this fine arena is well-known.
Even in the isolated arenas of Noblish Island, where we began our career. We look
forward to many meetings with the best Lapur has to offer. -- Reegan Ironbeard
(promoter, No Quarter)
Wanna bring me Mincers on back ta Lapur. Come on Ora, let's git a goin'. Like a
reunion, 'n, all. See? -- Oremaster
Oremaster -- You old coot, you said we were retired. I was sort of enjoying the
peace. But, for better or worse.... -- Ora
Sky Falling -- Well the sky fell on one of us and I know it wasn't me. -- Lysias
Aronwe -- Why the aversion to protecting yourself. You hit me 10 times, I hit you 3.
Who got the "W?" -- Longinus
Morrigan -- If I was a mortal man your fourth hit (it was a crit) would have probably
killed me. -- Gallienus
Agasaya -- 43 fights and I have never been beat like this. -- Gallienus
Lapur -- Say hello to Proconsul Marcus Aponius Saturninus (whoops more than 15
characters) governor of Moesia. We'll just call him Aponius. -- Spartacus
Connie -- Nothing personal about the 8 point down-challenge...I'm just trying to
retire, I'm tired and don't want to fight anymore. -- Your Mama
Sporkis -- I told you if you used that strategy against Brickhouse and didn't kill
her then Tessa would be open season....you used it I still have a scum on my team.
Girls get your guns, shoot first and ask questions later!!!! -- Roadkill
Snowshoe -- Guess just saying "OOOOWWWW", really doesn't cut that butt whooping you
just put on me. I'll try to get better for the next time we meet. -- Goldie
Zero Visability -- That kind of surprised me, was it the glare off my shiny new
weapon, or the watering of your eyes from my smell that gave my the jump? -- Dirty
Sanchez
Tessa -- Go away.......................... -- Brickhouse
Camulus -- Hey, we have to play with the cards dealt us, you have to admit I'll never
be able to sneak up on you. Even if I'm down wind. -- Dirty Sanchez
No Quarter and Abyssal Plains -- Welcome To Lapur!!! I'm sure you both will be a
great addition to the fine teams and managers already here. -- Roadkill and the
Street Walkers
Sanchez -- Don't sweat it. At least you have a style you can do well against. The
only style that hasn't beaten me yet is a ripper. Wait, have I fought one yet? --
Camulus
Sporkis -- Camulus said he met his guy named Barry and he's been helping him train.
Now I can't get him to come in and train with us because he's out hitting something
called "home runs." -- Sovereign
Rosemary -- I know it's been said many many times before, but I really hate the Spice
Girls. -- Camulus
Gallienus -- Sorry about the harst treatment, but I couldn't have my last fight here
be a loss. -- Agasaya
Weipa -- That was fun. Sorry about the headache. -- Morrigan
P.S. Did you ever get all the splinters out of you forehead?
Weipa -- By the time you read this, you should either have beaten or killed Camulus.
If you didn't win, well let me be teh first to laugh at you. -- Sovereign
Mensa -- Gods that was a great fight. I didn't expect you to fight back like you
did. -- Enyalius
Congrats Mama on a well deserved invite. -- Sovereign and the Gods
P.S. My money's on Snowshoe to be the next one to go and finally give someone else a
shot at popularity leader.
Wecome No Quarter and Abyssal Plains. My son has told me much about both of you.
Good luck and if you need any help, just ask. -- Sovereign
Urat -- Be it know we dance the sands with honor. Though it pains us greatly to lose
Lyric so young, we challenge not below our rank. Watch you we will, until such time
our rank is even. -- Lazarian of Abyssal Plains (Necromancer and Ahringol Priest)
Lapur -- Ahhh, it is good to breath the air of Lapur; the bloody, sweaty, heady air.
The three week vacation I took was great....of course, leaving the guild under the
tutelage of Whirlwind may not have been the best of ideas...a 4-6 showing during the
two turns I was away (he manages the way he fights....poorly). -- Storm Front. mgr.
Force of Nature
S'tou -- Yeah...the whole broken weapon thing and the way the fight ended...kinda
falls in line with the Whirlwind way of doing things. Way to hang in there tough. --
Storm Front, mgr. Force of Nature
Sparkle -- My plan was to pluck all your feathers off to get you down to no
coverings. Maybe you would have run off the field in shame and I would have won. --
Wendy
Roadkill -- Thanks for the vote of confidence about that 5-0 turn. They are VERY
rare for me with the kind of warriors I tend to let fight for me. -- Storm Front,
mgr. Force of Nature
Your Mama -- I'm trying to become something someday somehow. -- Tye Foon
Thanks to all who congratulated me for my invite. I will retire peacefully, which is
what I was doing before Storm Front conscripted me to fight for a mediocre guild.
Here are my sub-par stats: Waste -- 13(2)-11(2)-15-10(3)-21-13(3)-13(2). My normal
intel held me back. I grad with an Ad Expert in Attack, I favor the Morning Star
(could have sworn I loved the Great Axe); Low Offensive/Low Activity, and I learned
Attack skills...oh and I was an Ambi, 22-24-0,99. -- Whirlwind
Kyoko -- You're right. My grad come not come soon enough. -- Whirlwind
Dirty Sanchez -- You could not have gotten a better random match up. Nice style
match up for you, and a whole fist full of learns. I was clearly out classed. Now
if I can grad out of here, Storm Front may actually like sending all his warriors
into battle. -- Zero
Jon -- I will have to fight you again. I need to see if that was a fluke. -- Wendy
Day
Vega -- You didn't have to hit me so many times. If you would have just asked me to
lay down and let the Areamaster count me out, I would have. -- Fyre Raynes
All -- Sorry for the lack of personals I was away on vacation and yes, now I need a
vacation from my vacation! I hope to have my team whipped back into shape soon. It
seems that they have been visiting the many taverns of Lapur since I have been gone.
I would like to give all those who are graduating and who have graduated a hearty
congratulation: Marius, Beleg, Connie, Agasaya, Whirlwind and Your Mama. Good luck
in your futures whatever they may be. -- Venus
Buzzsaw -- You must have a keen eye to have gleaned so many skills off me when I
didn't even get to raise my weapon! -- Ankaa
Enyalius -- I'm never leaving this arena, am I? -- Mensa
Pro-Ana -- You're a quick sucker for such a large elf. -- Lynx
Fyre Raynes -- Not today. -- Vega
Celadus -- You have sealed my doom...Thanks...Thanks a lot. -- Acrux
Welcome to our newest citizens of Lapur from Noblish Ise and then some. May the gods
bless you with good fortune and tidings. Your going to need them just to keep your
head above water around here. Trust me. If you ever down by the tavern (I think
were renaming it to 'Shenanigans') pop in and have a round, half price. Oh and I'll
have those miscreants on my roster try their best not to kill any of you.. I won't
make any promises though. Blades have a habit of going places they shouldn't be when
your seeing double vision -- Sporkis
Roadkill -- You avoided me????..... I did not even noticed. Whenever the Street
Walkers are mentioned in the newsletter, I tend just to skip over it. I don't like
reading the funny pages. -- Sporkis
Your Mama -- ...Mmmmm.. what to say? What to say? Here you are moving on with life
after Lapur.. Congrads?...No. Good luck on your promising future in ADM?.... HA!
Thats a good one... Make sure you get the money up front?.... I think you already
know that one. Mmmmm.... How about, don't let the door hit you on the @ss on way
out?...Yeah that will do. -- Tessa
P.S. Does the House of Pleasure double as a retirement home or are you just put out
to pasture? Wait never mind, I don't really care.
Brickhouse -- ....What!?! I can't make a gimmie challenge for once? -- Tessa
Whirlwind -- Just thought I give you a send off to ADM that you were familar to.
P.S. Look on the bright side of things since you were out flat you didn't have any
motion sickness when you traveled. :)
Midnight Ruin -- *blank stare* *drool* .... Goo hit with sword. Fall down. Goo get
candy now. Heeeeeeeeee!!!! *drools some more* -- Goo
Goldie -- Whew! For a minute there, I thought you might be a Croc. Then I realized
that you're MUCH more shapely. In fact... very shapely indeed. Perhaps we should
get together somewhere NOT in the arena? With privacy, eh? -- Snowshoe
Petunia -- And a pretty little flower you are, buttercup, but I don't go through that
door. Ah... I didn't mean to rip your face off, not really, just to straighten your
nose. -- Red Lily
P.S. I never could wear, or wanted to wear, those girlie colors. Fuchsia!
(shudder)
Peiton -- That was well done, but why didn't YOU learn any skills? Jorja is
concerned about it. -- Cloud Tiger
P.S. What *I* was concerned about was not getting KILLED in that match. Ouch!
Lysias -- Well, damn. Jorja said I should do better, win fights, that kind of thing,
but she wasn't the one out here getting mashed like a darned melon. Ouch, ouch. --
Sky Falling (which is when I'll win a fight, I bet)
P.S. Aren't you a little tall for a dwarf?
Daemon -- I don't see why I should give you advice so you can defeat me, but Jorja's
VERY insistent. She says you should be faster off the mark. -- Firefly
P.S. And that a letter is about half written at this point.
Ed. -- There is that. -- Snowshoe
Your Mama -- Oh, good, you're leaving! Bon voyage and all that stuff. -- Cardow
Hunters
27 July 2007
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** STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II **
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Years have passed since the last Slaughterhouse, but the season is right for a return
to STORMCROWE! Join us in DM-45 for the STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II.
WHEN
*The actions begins TURN-263 (due approximately November 27, 2007)
WHERE
*STORMCROWE (DM 45)
HOW LONG
*13 Turns (Turns 263-275)
TEAMS
*Teams will consist of two (2) managers. No more, no less. Only one team allowed
per manager. Violators will be disqualified from the competition. Old teams and new
teams are welcome to join the competition. Once the contest has begun (TURN 263)
managers MAY NOT exchange teams or partners.
SCORING
In the tradition of the Slaughterhouse, scoring will be simple and straight-forward.
Victory and achievements will be rewarded while defeats will be mocked and ridiculed.
+3 Win
+2 Kill (in addition to +3 Win for a total of +5)
+5 Team on the Move (Top Gainer(s) Only)
+3 Turn's Most Popular
+3 Turn's Least Popular
+5 Current Top Team (begins 3rd turn of contest)
SPECIAL SCORING CONSIDERATIONS
*Fights against teammates garner NO POINTS.
*Fights against Judith's team (Northern Lights), Arena Stand Bys and the Dark Arena
garner NO POINTS (this includes DA kills).
*Tourney participation is allowed (even encouraged), but NO POINTS will be given for
success in those endeavors.
*NO POINTS will be awarded for DM, Popularity Leader, Chartered Recognition Leader,
Top Chartered Team, Stylemasters, Top Unchartered Team, and Unchartered Recognition
Leader. Every effort has been made to insure scoring neither benefits established
teams nor new teams.
ENTRY
Entry into the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse is easy:
*Find a Partner
*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn
of the contest. You may also email or diplo Master Darque.
*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate. Only certificates will be accepted for entry. All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.
PRIZES
*ENDURANCE AWARD: One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.
*KILL MASTER AWARD: The individual manager with the most kills will receive a
Limited Immortality Potion. This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior. He/she
will be resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.
*TOP TEAM AWARD: Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:
*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates
Special note from RSI on prizes: All contest prizes must be used within three
months. All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45. The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.
TIE-BREAKERS
In the unlikely event of a tie, pre-contest established tie-breakers will be
consulted to determine a winner. The tie-breaking criteria are known to the
Moderator and RSI. They will not be made public knowledge to avoid any exploitation.
MODERATOR
Master Darque will be serving as Master of Ceremonies for the Slaughterhouse II. As
such, all his decisions are final. Any rules inquiries should be directed to him.
CONTACT INFORMATION
Master Darque can be reached by Diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428) or you may email
him at the following address: rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com. Be sure to put
STORMCROWE in the Subject line of your Email so it can be easily spotted if sent to
his Spam folder.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
YOUR MAMA was barely slain by ARENAMASTER KYALL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ENERGIZER BUNNY was killed by STONE GOLEM in a exciting 3 minute Dark Arena melee.
SIREN slaughtered SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
WONGA was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PRO-ANA was murdered by SHAMBLING MOUND in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
ZUGAA was slaughtered by RIVER MONSTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MORRA FELLBLADE was executed by WYVERN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
ACRUX was assassinated by WYVERN in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
KYOKO vanquished GALLIENUS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TESSA overpowered PIER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title fight.
TYE FOON was handily defeated by SPARKLE FARKLE in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
MENSA subdued MORRIGAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute master's Challenge match.
HEARTWOOD devastated MURRY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
ENYALIUS was devastated by DIRTY SANCHEZ in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
CAMULUS lost to RED LILY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
ROSEMARY was vanquished by BUZZSAW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
WENDY DAY was bested by PEITON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Challenge brawl.
ARONWE savagely defeated FYRE RAYNES in a exciting 1 minute brutal Challenge match.
LYNX was beaten by URAT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
VELOON handily defeated ARES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
DAEMON was beaten by LYSIAS in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
SNOWSHOE subdued S'TOU in a action packed 1 minute expert's bout.
JASON viciously subdued WEIPA in a popular 1 minute brutal contest.
ELDACAR overpowered GOLDIE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BRICKHOUSE beat ZERO VISABILITY in a 4 minute expert's fight.
AMIE overpowered BASAIDO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
JON savagely defeated GOO II in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
LANCE handily defeated VEGA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FOREDOOM was vanquished by TALYM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LONGINUS was overpowered by AEREON in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
ANKAA was overpowered by MIDNIGHT RUIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PHOENIX RISING defeated VELUNA in a exciting 1 minute bout.
REWRITE was savagely defeated by AKUMU in a exciting 1 minute bloody fray.
KYRA vanquished BOND SERVANT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PETUNIA demolished AALAIYA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FORWARD savagely defeated CLOUD TIGER in a popular 1 minute brutal fray.
NAIMIT narrowly defeated HOT FUDGE in a 3 minute conflict.
FORTE was luckily beaten by NEOPOLITAN in a 2 minute gory duel.
KIKUZO beat PAREDE in a popular 1 minute duel.
CELADUS handily defeated DEBBIE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SKY FALLING won victory over FRENCH SILK in a 1 minute novice's match.
FIREFLY was demolished by ATHENA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
ROCKY ROAD was demolished by FLUTTERBLY in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
COOKIES -N- CREAM was easily killed by MAD DOG MONTANA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
THAAR was overcome by TURTLE in a 1 minute amateur's melee.
SHELIA GREYWAND luckily beat APONIUS in a exciting 4 minute novice's match.
A-SOP (NOT) was overpowered by YURIS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LORAUC overpowered RAGE WATERS in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
MYRIAD was vanquished by MOSSMAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
URD handily defeated HULIK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 21 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 9 - 1 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 14 SLASHING ATTACK 46 - 43 - 1 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 13 TOTAL PARRY 31 - 30 - 0 51 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 WALL OF STEEL 55 - 54 - 1 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 12 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 BASHING ATTACK 66 - 66 - 3 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 LUNGING ATTACK 57 - 66 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 STRIKING ATTACK 33 - 39 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 AIMED BLOW 30 - 37 - 3 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
Turn 560 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 7 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 5 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 13 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 6 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 4 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 4 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW TESSA 4838 11 3 1 120 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)
STRIKING ATTACK SNOWSHOE 4712 24 21 0 113 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
LUNGING ATTACK SPARKLE FARKLE 4853 10 4 0 106 ESCAPADE (417)
WALL OF STEEL GALLIENUS 4607 23 21 1 99 EQUESTORS (158)
SLASHING ATTACK DIRTY SANCHEZ 4802 14 7 0 96 STREET WALKERS (97)
PARRY-STRIKE S'TOU 4801 14 7 0 93 ESCAPADE (417)
BASHING ATTACK ELDACAR 3483 15 8 1 90 MID EARTH (223)
TOTAL PARRY PIER 4873 14 7 0 90 FOLLOWER'S OF XOAN (425)
PARRY-LUNGE PHOENIX RISING 4960 7 5 1 42 ABYSSAL PLAINS (432)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SNOWSHOE 4712. The most popular warrior this turn
was MORRIGAN 4864. The ten other most popular fighters were ARONWE 4883, ENERGIZER
BUNNY 3196, JASON 2985, JON 4764, APONIUS 4980, SNOWSHOE 4712, SIREN 4820, RED LILY
4836, AMIE 4718, and PHOENIX RISING 4960.
The least popular fighter this week was BRICKHOUSE 4131. The other ten least popular
fighters were HULIK 4992, MYRIAD 4986, RAGE WATERS 4983, A-SOP (NOT) 3697, SHELIA
GREYWAND 3701, COOKIES -N- CREAM 4940, ROCKY ROAD 4941, FRENCH SILK 4942, DEBBIE
3700, and ANKAA 4806.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
GALLIENUS (29-4607) EQUESTORS (158)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
YOUR MAMA (29-4115) STREET WALKERS (97)