DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/21/2007 Duedate: 12/04/2007
LAPUR ARENA
DM-29 TURN-567
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DIRTY SANCHEZ
STREET WALKERS (97)
(29-4802) [19-9-0,150]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DIRTY SANCHEZ FRENCH SILK
STREET WALKERS (97) SWEETNESS (431)
(29-4802) [19-9-0,150] (29-4942) [5-4-1,38]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DIRTY SANCHEZ SPARKLE FARKLE
STREET WALKERS (97) ESCAPADE (417)
(29-4802) [19-9-0,150] (29-4853) [14-7-1,90]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
STREET WALKERS (97)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FORCE OF NATURE (312) 45
2. STREET WALKERS (97) 41 STREET WALKERS (97)
3. VENUSIANS (321) 29 Unchartered Team
4. CROC FILES (374) 23
5. METAL MINCERS (256) 21 SWEETNESS (431)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 STREET WALKERS (97) 457 291 39 61.1 1/ 2 STREET WALKERS (97) 11 3 2
2- 2*SUNSTRIDERS (438) 9 6 0 60.0 2/ 1 MID EARTH (223) 11 4 3
3/ 3 METAL MINCERS (256) 501 340 12 59.6 3/11 VENUSIANS (321) 9 6 1
4- 4 BLOOD KNIGHTS (436) 40 30 3 57.1 4/ 8*SWEETNESS (431) 8 6 2
5- 5 GODS OF WAR (424) 79 60 7 56.8 5/ 4 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282) 7 8 3
6/ 6 ESCAPADE (417) 75 64 3 54.0 6/ 5 ESCAPADE (417) 7 8 1
7/ 8 BLACK SAMURAI (166) 339 309 21 52.3 7/ 9 EQUESTORS (158) 7 8 0
8/ 7 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282) 68 63 9 51.9 8/10 FORCE OF NATURE (312) 7 8 0
9/ 9 MID EARTH (223) 352 332 13 51.5 9/ 7 FORLORN (382) 7 8 0
10/10 CROC FILES (374) 348 354 23 49.6 10/ 6 ABYSSAL PLAINS (432) 7 8 0
11/11 EQUESTORS (158) 641 675 47 48.7 11- 3 GODS OF WAR (424) 6 3 1
12/12 VENUSIANS (321) 208 225 11 48.0 12/16 CROC FILES (374) 6 8 0
13/14 FORCE OF NATURE (312) 246 276 15 47.1 13/13 METAL MINCERS (256) 5 3 0
14/13*SWEETNESS (431) 20 23 3 46.5 14/17 CARDOW HUNTERS (359) 5 9 0
15/15 CARDOW HUNTERS (359) 386 467 9 45.3 15/20 BLACK SAMURAI (166) 4 2 0
16/18 MEN (356) 155 196 10 44.2 16/19 MEN (356) 3 0 0
17/17 NO QUARTER (433) 32 41 1 43.8 17-14 BLOOD KNIGHTS (436) 3 2 1
18/19 FORLORN (382) 34 44 1 43.6 18/15 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283) 3 8 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/16 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283) 57 74 4 43.5 19-18*DEATH MOB (437) 2 3 0
20/20 ABYSSAL PLAINS (432) 39 53 3 42.4 20-12*SUNSTRIDERS (438) 2 3 0
21-21*DEATH MOB (437) 6 14 0 30.0 21-22*LUNATIC FRINGE (285) 0 5 0
22-22*LUNATIC FRINGE (285) 1 5 0 16.7 22/21 NO QUARTER (433) 0 3 0
23/ 0*RIPPERS (73) 0 1 0 0.0 23/ 0*RIPPERS (73) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 580): INCISOR of FANGS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 580): MISSY MOSSY of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 574): STRADA of STARBASE 5 (Zeus, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 576): GOLDEN DOME of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 575): ATTILA THE HUN of DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 573): VENENOSO of JAGUAR WARRIORS (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 286): SHARAPOVA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 566): DIRTY SANCHEZ of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 284): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 562): TED ICKENS of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 560): DUCK CREEK HAMMER of KLKASINO HAMMERZ (Hammer)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 551): TOURNEY SCUM of BUSY, BUSYTOWN (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 514): THOMAS FOWLER of MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 262): RAGGEDY ANN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 256): SISTER MARY SUEELLEN of OLD HABITS (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 243): HARRY MONSTER of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 441): MEABEER of GET (JE, mgr.)
DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 427): ALAN JOHNSON of TPW FOREVER (TUM, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 419): ROEKFORT SIMS of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 405): KILLIAN TEN VIR of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 191): WANSTEAD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 377): KIRSSARINA of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 373): GARTH of MANAGER MUSINGS (FTF Manager, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 361): DEELAR MARION of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 467): NEBUCHADNEZZAR of BLADES OF WONDER (The Sandman)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 580): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 580): HIGH HINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 574): TERMINUS (?, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 576): PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 575): DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 573): JAGUAR WARRIORS (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 286): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 566): MID EARTH (Dirmael, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 284): DEATH'S DISCIPLES (Lord of Death, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 562): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 560): KLKASINO HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 551): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 514): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 262): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 255): THINGS I DROOL IN (Snuln, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 243): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 441): KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 428): UNDERDOGS (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 419): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 405): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 191): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 377): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 373): HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 361): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 467): DO IT AGAIN et al (The Dark One, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 580): INCISOR of FANGS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
(turn 579): ULTORINO of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 579): BACRADI LIMON of BLACKED OUT ON... (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 576): GOLDEN DOME of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 574): AIM SEDUCE HAMMER of AIM 4 ISLE HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 565): MORRIGAN of GODS OF WAR (Sovereign, mgr.)
S'TOU of ESCAPADE (Scion, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 283): ULTHAR THYDRIM of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
SVEIN FORKBEARD of LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 559): THE ANVIL of RAVAGING LORDS (?, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 551): JUNGLE KING of FLIPPERS ARCADE (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
(turn 550): PITFALL HARRY of FLIPPERS ARCADE (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 512): ETTORE HSIDAR of TERMAGANT VOTARY (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 255): MY SLEEP of THINGS I DROOL IN (Snuln, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 243): HARRY MONSTER of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 441): MEABEER of GET (JE, mgr.)
(turn 440): BUCK FEVER of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 191): WANSTEAD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
(turn 190): KARATIA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
"This is never gonna work...let's just go back," exclaimed Dirty Sanchez as he
spun on his heel to run as fast as he could.
"Not so fast," gritted Mad Dog Montana as she and Jurassic Jordan firmly held
him by the arms. "Stop being such a cry baby, about having to take another bath!"
"I can't believe they wouldn't even let me in the building...I'M THE FRIGGING
DUELMASTER, and the guards turned me away at the door!" screamed Sanchez as the two
little girls picked him up without effort and tossed him in the tub for the fourth
time.
"And you look like every other street urchin, claiming they're the king of Siam,
wanting to get in for a free meal, empty bed, or whatever other perk is given to the
duelmaster of Lapur!" laughed Jordan as she constantly dunked his head under the
water.
"Still," sputtered Sanchez, "they should recognize me, I've fought enough times.
But NOoooooo, the guard refuses to let me in and then he called me a name that meant
my mother and father weren't married when I was born...for all I know that may be
true since I was pretty young back then, but that's really none of his business
anyways."
Jordan looked at him with a confused expression but before she could comment
Montana pushed him under again. "Trust me Jordan, don't try to figure him out."
"Why don't we let Roadkill take care of getting him in anyways, Montana?"
"No, Roadkill's been busy, errr...redecorating his office."
"Redecorating??? Roadkill???"
"Well since he lost his 2 best aimed blows and his best lunger in the tourney
he's kinda smashed a chair or two, punched a hole in the wall, which will make a
great place for a new window. I think it would be best if we just stayed out of his
line of fire for a few days."
"Oh, okay. Hey Montana?"
"What now, Jordan?"
"I think you're drowning Sanchez, maybe you should let him up now?"
"Not just yet, the water still only a dull brown."
Greeting Lapur,
First of all I've very embarrassed to be man handled by those two. Oh sure,
they may look sweet and innocent, but it's like when they step onto the sands, all of
sudden they both get a look in their eyes that really freaks me out. With a little
luck I can stay here one more turn, get my invite and not have to worry about those
little spawns of cruelty.
I'll only post one challenge this turn. Buzzsaw, being the #1 contender, you
deserve a challenge. My other challenge was left open so that should give the rest
of the challenger champions a shot if they want one.
Morrigan, the title would have meant more if I had won it from you, but since our
last fight was a blood bath.... I didn't avoid, I also didn't challenge either.
Congrats on your invite, it was more that well deserved.
Duelmaster Dirty Sanchez
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out LAPUR to see
what's new. Like, MID EARTH had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1
spot by STREET WALKERS! Way to go STREET WALKERS! I don't wanna hurt anybody's
feelings or anything, but GODS OF WAR really goofed with their 0-0-0. VENUSIANS like
really fought hard to move up to 3rd from 11th. Way to go! Cut this out and put it
in your scrapbooks, CARDOW HUNTERS! 'Cause they got 3-1-0 and moved up to 14th! MVP
award for DAEMON? ABYSSAL PLAINS' proud of him after beating PEITON and getting 26
points. Talk about yer major upsets! PEITON's match with DAEMON cost him a loss of
21 points! MENSA thinks hers 17-32-1 and studly character is good enough to face up
to the Duelmaster. Any bets? Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I
think DIRTY SANCHEZ should let MENSA be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting
about it. Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask
me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. The warriors of CROC FILES must be getting lonely. They were the
most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I don't? I don't know what BLACK
SAMURAI's been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from CROC
FILES, that's fer sher. Can CARDOW HUNTERS' CLOUD TIGER be more popular than me? He
was challenged the most, but is that really the same?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? I hear WILL DUEL 4 MEAD sent GOO II to the Dark Arena. What, is that
like not well-lit, or what? It was kind of sad, seeing old FORTITUDE stumbling
around the arena, before URD finished him off. Oh well! What a bunch of heartless!
I couldn't believe how many people were snickering when GOLDIE killed RED LILY. So
she had a 12-13-0, that's no excuse! It was so gross when GOLDIE of STREET WALKERS
killed RED LILY. They should start making warriors use safer weapons, or more
shields, or something... What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out
of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. LAPUR is like such a dump, and you guys smell
too much! Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DIRTY SANCHEZ 4802 19 9 0 150 STREET WALKERS (97)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOLDIE 4805 17 9 3 125 STREET WALKERS (97)
BUZZSAW 4852 15 6 1 123 ESCAPADE (417)
ZERO VISABILITY 4495 19 25 0 115 FORCE OF NATURE (312)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELDACAR 3483 18 12 1 108 MID EARTH (223)
-JUNIBAN 4599 26 7 0 107 BLACK SAMURAI (166)
MIDNIGHT RUIN 4959 13 6 1 106 ABYSSAL PLAINS (432)
BRICKHOUSE 4131 24 9 0 98 STREET WALKERS (97)
MENSA 4442 17 32 1 98 VENUSIANS (321)
JON 4764 17 14 2 96 MEN (356)
-CAMULUS 4865 13 15 2 91 GODS OF WAR (424)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPARKLE FARKLE 4853 14 7 1 90 ESCAPADE (417)
-ALUMINUM AWL 4238 9 6 1 90 METAL MINCERS (256)
JASON 2985 15 14 1 87 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)
-ENYALIUS 4863 13 11 1 87 GODS OF WAR (424)
ANKAA 4806 16 11 0 86 VENUSIANS (321)
KYOKO 2929 13 14 3 86 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)
PETUNIA 4837 14 9 0 80 ESCAPADE (417)
REWRITE 2926 17 10 1 79 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)
-SILVER SCINTERER 4211 12 8 1 75 METAL MINCERS (256)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHROME CRIMPER 4296 15 7 0 66 METAL MINCERS (256)
-KYRA 5002 10 4 1 66 BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)
-PLATINUM PEENER 4298 8 6 1 66 METAL MINCERS (256)
URD 4987 6 2 2 66 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)
AMIE 4718 12 24 1 65 CROC FILES (374)
-AEREON 5001 9 5 1 65 BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)
DAEMON 4953 6 3 0 65 ABYSSAL PLAINS (432)
ARONWE 4883 11 9 0 64 MID EARTH (223)
JURASSIC JORDON 5008 6 0 1 60 STREET WALKERS (97)
MURRY 4755 8 15 1 59 CROC FILES (374)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
URAT 4889 14 5 1 56 MID EARTH (223)
-TALYM 5004 10 4 1 55 BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)
CLOUD TIGER 4903 10 8 0 50 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
FORGET 4981 5 2 0 50 FORLORN (382)
AKUMU 4674 9 11 0 48 BLACK SAMURAI (166)
-BASAIDO 4999 6 5 0 47 BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)
CELADUS 4948 8 2 1 46 EQUESTORS (158)
TURTLE 4974 7 2 1 45 ESCAPADE (417)
WEIPA 4793 8 12 2 44 CROC FILES (374)
PEITON 4966 10 4 0 42 NO QUARTER (433)
LONGINUS 4908 6 11 0 42 EQUESTORS (158)
PHOENIX RISING 4960 9 10 1 39 ABYSSAL PLAINS (432)
-SMASHER 5032 2 1 0 39 DEATH MOB (437)
FRENCH SILK 4942 5 4 1 38 SWEETNESS (431)
FIREFLY 4950 7 3 1 37 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
LUCY 4922 6 7 0 36 CROC FILES (374)
-VELOON 4963 3 2 0 36 NO QUARTER (433)
FOREDOOM 4448 6 10 0 34 FORLORN (382)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VELUNA 4971 7 6 0 33 NO QUARTER (433)
INCONEL INDENTER 4324 5 2 1 32 METAL MINCERS (256)
ROCKY ROAD 4941 5 4 0 32 SWEETNESS (431)
FORWARD 4451 7 9 0 30 FORLORN (382)
FORTE 4447 6 10 1 29 FORLORN (382)
MAD DOG MONTANA 4984 5 3 2 29 STREET WALKERS (97)
HULIK 4992 4 4 1 27 MID EARTH (223)
-HANNICHI 4860 2 0 1 27 BLACK SAMURAI (166)
AVA LANTCH 5030 2 3 0 27 FORCE OF NATURE (312)
LYSIAS 4947 6 4 0 26 EQUESTORS (158)
-QETESH 5026 3 2 1 26 GODS OF WAR (424)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VENGER 5020 3 0 0 25 SUNSTRIDERS (438)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOLAR ERUPTION 5031 4 1 2 23 VENUSIANS (321)
-ATHENA 4990 5 2 0 22 GODS OF WAR (424)
YURIS 4991 4 4 2 22 MID EARTH (223)
NEOPOLITAN 4944 4 5 1 22 SWEETNESS (431)
-ANSHIN 4861 2 0 0 22 BLACK SAMURAI (166)
-UNKNOWN 5018 3 0 0 21 SUNSTRIDERS (438)
CALLISTO 5036 2 2 0 21 VENUSIANS (321)
A.A. SHOCK 5054 1 0 0 20 FORCE OF NATURE (312)
KIKUZO 4913 4 5 0 18 BLACK SAMURAI (166)
PETRIFIED SPONGE 5023 3 1 0 17 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)
VANILLA 5005 3 3 0 16 SWEETNESS (431)
-GUAT 5017 2 2 0 15 DEATH MOB (437)
RAGE WATERS 4983 3 5 0 14 FORCE OF NATURE (312)
LORAUC 4985 3 5 0 14 ABYSSAL PLAINS (432)
MOSSMAN 5045 1 1 0 14 CROC FILES (374)
DYSNOMIA 5050 1 1 0 13 VENUSIANS (321)
MYRIAD 4986 2 6 0 12 ABYSSAL PLAINS (432)
APONIUS 4980 1 7 0 12 EQUESTORS (158)
LITERNIUS 5049 1 2 0 11 EQUESTORS (158)
-DAX 5015 1 3 0 10 DEATH MOB (437)
-MASI 5021 1 2 0 9 SUNSTRIDERS (438)
SONNY DAZE 5035 1 3 1 7 FORCE OF NATURE (312)
BOAR TUSK 5056 1 0 0 6 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
REESES 5046 1 1 1 5 SWEETNESS (431)
DEMON D*KE 5034 0 3 0 3 ARMY OF DARKNESS (283)
-MEPHOL 5033 0 3 0 3 DEATH MOB (437)
-RAVEN 5038 0 2 0 2 SUNSTRIDERS (438)
-TORI 5048 0 1 0 1 DEATH MOB (437)
JACK 507 0 1 0 1 RIPPERS (73)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ROSEMARY 2984 12 15 1 ARMY OF DARKNESS 283 SPARKLE FARKLE 4853 565
AALAIYA 5003 4 10 0 BLOOD KNIGHTS 436 MAD DOG MONTANA 4984 565
RED LILY 4836 12 13 0 CARDOW HUNTERS 359 GOLDIE 4805 567
SKY FALLING 4949 3 6 0 CARDOW HUNTERS 359 HULIK 4992 566
SNOWSHOE 4712 26 22 0 CARDOW HUNTERS 359 JASON 2985 563 NOT REVENGED
WHITE APE 5039 0 3 0 CARDOW HUNTERS 359 REESES 5046 566
MOSSMAN 4982 1 3 0 CROC FILES 374 SONNY DAZE 5035 564 REVENGED
GNARLS 5013 1 1 0 DEATH MOB 437 JURASSIC JORDON 5008 563 NOT REVENGED
ULTO LAYMO 5055 0 1 0 ESCAPADE 417 DUSKBLOOD TROLL 567 NONE
AFTER SHOCK 5051 0 1 0 FORCE OF NATURE 312 QETESH 5026 566
STARRY NITE 5025 0 2 0 FORCE OF NATURE 312 NEOPOLITAN 4944 563 REVENGED
FORTITUDE 4449 8 7 0 FORLORN 382 URD 4987 567
LUNATIC 3017 0 1 0 LUNATIC FRINGE 285 SOLAR ERUPTION 5031 565
PSYCHO 3013 1 1 0 LUNATIC FRINGE 285 YURIS 4991 565
REBECCA 5022 2 1 0 SUNSTRIDERS 438 FRENCH SILK 4942 565
TERATIN 5019 0 1 0 SUNSTRIDERS 438 SOLAR ERUPTION 5031 563 REVENGED
COSSIOPEIA 5009 1 2 0 VENUSIANS 321 TURTLE 4974 563 REVENGED
VEGA 4870 12 6 0 VENUSIANS 321 KYRA 5002 565
GOO II 4909 9 7 0 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD 282 STONE GOLEM 567 NONE
SKULD 5029 1 4 0 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD 282 YURIS 4991 567
PERSONAL ADS
Uncle Wolf and the Cardow Hunters -- How about letting us in on your adventure?
We're getting bored twiddling our claws and chasing our tails all day. -- Croc Files
This could be, though not today--no episode today for various reasons, some of
them good. Send me a lightning pigeon about this. -- Scribe/Temp Ed.
Dirty Sanchez -- Well look at you, all gussied up. (no one wants a grungy DM) You
know this means you're buying. At least the first round, we're chipping in for the
entertainment. Course'n you're safe from me, style loyalty and all that. I can hope
for the matchup but with your speed that's far from a done deal too, soooo maybe I'll
just wait for and vanquish your deposer. You know, help stand up for all the little
slashers in the arena. -- Buzzsaw
Ankaa -- Guess I'm not quite ready for the prime-time. But that was a good tester.
-- Turtle
Duelers -- Nice resurgence. -- Stable Escapade
Mensa -- Okay, Okay, doesn't take a genius to gander that fight out. I got yon ex-
sword from Buzz's buddies (nice inlay) and there it goes and lets me down right at my
moment of conquest. I wuzzz conquesting you, you know? -- Sparkle Farkle
Midnight Ruin -- This can opener is just about all I have the strength to use, but I
like it! -- Dirty Sanchez
Camulus -- Stick to Brickouse...I like to hit back. -- Goldie Showers
Platitum Peener -- You welcome, while I usually teach well, you seemed to enjoy it
more than most. -- Brickhouse
Daemon -- I was going to use the excuse that the sun was in my eyes, but that really
won't cut it since you blocked it out. -- Mad Dog Montana
Scion -- Don't you just love the ones that surprise you!!! A couple of my favorites
was a waste 11-11-11-15-17-6-13, graduated at 18-8-1. The other a striker ( I don't
have his stats at the moment so to hold to the exacts, but close to 11-9-11-17-13-10-
11) graduated 20-3-4. Well done, sir. -- Roadkill
Arturius -- Chivalry??? I'm a chick!!! -- Mad Dog Montana
P.S. I'm really not a bad person OUTSIDE of the arena.
Camulus -- I'll leave that up to you, just let me bang out the dents in my armor
first. -- Brickhouse
Forward -- And backward. That's the way it goes, sometimes. -- Red Lily
Fortitude -- Drat, I only brought threetitude to that fight, and it wasn't enough.
Well done. -- Firefly
Neopolitan -- Great, give me all your striped ice cream! -- Cloud Tiger
Hulik -- It was supposed to fall on YOU, not me. -- Ghost of Sky Falling
Reeses -- And I don't even really LIKE peanut butter with chocolate. -- Ghost of
White Ape
Longinus -- I wouldn't be surprised, but I can't remember that far back. -- Cloud
Tiger
Morrigan -- Thank you for the classy words. -- Tye Foon
Roadkill and Brickhouse -- Thank you for the kind words. Bricky, I do not think
winning one lucky fight with you really justifies you being so certain I could repeat
it. -- Tye Foon
Firefly -- Nah, you didn't complain. It would be hard to base when you are getting
three wins for one loss. -- Storm Front, mgr. Force of Nature
Callisto -- As one to never say no to a dance, I would look forward to anther
meeting. -- Ava
Sovereign -- Three fights against you stable and I win the one I would expect to lose
every time...go figure. -- Storm front
Athena -- I have to say I would not mind giving that another shot sometime. -- Rage
Sporkis and Skuld -- You are asking how I paid off the commission? How do you down
challenge, lose, and gain recognition?! Okay, Okay, I do not really recognize that
as a down challenge, same number of fights with two points different in recognition,
but a lose to a winless warrior and that much gain. Who's paying off who now? --
Storm Front
P.S. At least I got a win now -- Ava
Enyalius -- Nine out of ten tries I lose that fight. Not that I am going to
complain, I need to graduate and be put out of my misery and staying up here gaining
political points helps a lot. -- Zero
Croc Files -- Ouch...I always find it an honor to lose to one of yours. -- Storm
Front
Turtle -- Although the first loss is hard, I am sure the skills will make up for it
somewhat. -- Ankaa
Sparkle Farkle -- I'm just as surprised as you are! -- Mensa
Vanilla -- If you ever want a rematch, I would be more than willing. Only you,
though, the rest of your stablemates scare me. -- Callisto
Mossman -- Hopefully I can put all those new skills to good use. -- Dysnomia
Liternius -- Wow, I can win without killing, I guess Venus was right. -- Solar
Eruption
Arturius -- I know what it is like to have a warrior who goes a bit too far after
taking offense from a comment or action. I have a warrior that is working through
that issue right now (Solar Eruption). Don't tell her but I have taken to dulling
her blades. Ankaa is now available to avenge her friend. Hopefully she doesn't make
the same mistakes as Vega, since my feet are getting sore from all the traveling to
find replacements. -- Venus
Mad Dog Montana -- Killed an ally of ours you did. Though fairly danced it was,
still will no ally go unavenged. We trust you see the honor in this. -- Lazarian,
mgr Abyssal Plains (Necromancer and Ahringol Priest)
Oremaster and Ora -- Your careers we watch with interest both keen and sure. May the
sand not shift beneath your feet as you dance. -- Lazarian
23 October 2007
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9 TEAM (18 MANAGERS) have declared for the STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3!!! There is
still time for you to join in on the competition. The carnage begins TURN 263!!!!
ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO JOIN:
*Find a Partner
*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn
of the contest. You may also email or diplo Master Darque.
*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate. Only certificates will be accepted for entry. All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.
*RU certificates must be received on or before the first turn of the contest which is
Stormcrowe Turn 263 (running approximately December 4, 2007).
RULES and SCORING
Rules and Scoring information for the Slaughterhouse will be posted every turn in the
Stormcrowe newsletter beginning with Turn 260 and in a final all arena ad in
November.
PRIZES
ENDURANCE AWARD: One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.
KILL MASTER AWARD: The individual manager with the most kills will receive a Limited
Immortality Potion. This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior. He/she will be
resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.
TOP TEAM AWARD: Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:
*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates
Special note from RSI on prizes: All contest prizes must be used within three
months. All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45. The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.
NEED MORE INFORMATION
Rules questions and clarifications may be directed to Master Darque the contest
coordinator. He may be reached by email at rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or by
diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428).
3 November 2007
If you need to send an email to RSI, please send it to CSR (at) reality.com. Using
any other address makes it all but impossible that you'll receive a response. -- RSI
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GOO II was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 6 minute Dark Arena fight.
ULTO LAYMO was butchered by DUSKBLOOD TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
KYOKO was demolished by ZERO VISABILITY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MIDNIGHT RUIN vanquished JASON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MENSA was savagely defeated by DIRTY SANCHEZ in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
REWRITE was viciously subdued by JON in a exciting 3 minute master's Challenge fight.
JURASSIC JORDON overcame TURTLE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
FRENCH SILK was overcome by CLOUD TIGER in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
URD slaughtered FORTITUDE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MURRY overpowered PHOENIX RISING in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CHROME CRIMPER luckily beat AMIE in a 3 minute gruesome veteran's Challenge fight.
ROCKY ROAD beat CALLISTO in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
NEOPOLITAN was savagely defeated by LUCY in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
MOSSMAN was overcome by MAD DOG MONTANA in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
SKULD was killed by YURIS in a 1 minute bloody Challenge match.
INCONEL INDENTER savagely defeated PETRIFIED SPONGE in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
AVA LANTCH vanquished MYRIAD in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SONNY DAZE was handily defeated by SOLAR ERUPTION in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
ELDACAR devastated PETUNIA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
GOLDIE murdered RED LILY in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
BUZZSAW overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SPARKLE FARKLE was luckily beaten by BRICKHOUSE in a popular 4 minute veteran's duel.
ARONWE was vanquished by ANKAA in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
PEITON was overpowered by DAEMON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WEIPA defeated FORTE in a 2 minute duel.
AKUMU overpowered FORWARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
URAT defeated LONGINUS in a 3 minute bout.
HULIK was demolished by CELADUS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
FORGET vanquished LYSIAS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
FIREFLY overpowered LITERNIUS in a 1 minute brutal uneven competition.
FOREDOOM overpowered LORAUC in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RAGE WATERS slimly won victory over DEMON D*KE in a exciting 5 minute brutal fight.
APONIUS was defeated by KIKUZO in a 1 minute fight.
VANILLA beat PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute bout.
REESES was beaten by DYSNOMIA in a 1 minute novice's fray.
A.A. SHOCK devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JACK was bested by BOAR TUSK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 13 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 SLASHING ATTACK 63 - 49 - 3 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 STRIKING ATTACK 46 - 39 - 3 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 AIMED BLOW 37 - 33 - 7 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 WALL OF STEEL 59 - 55 - 4 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 34 - 34 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 BASHING ATTACK 79 - 95 - 6 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 LUNGING ATTACK 57 - 74 - 6 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 13 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 24 - 1 43 |
Turn 567 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 7 4 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 10 - 3 AIMED BLOW 2 - 5 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 4 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 5
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK DIRTY SANCHEZ 4802 19 9 0 150 STREET WALKERS (97)
BASHING ATTACK GOLDIE 4805 17 9 3 125 STREET WALKERS (97)
TOTAL PARRY BRICKHOUSE 4131 24 9 0 98 STREET WALKERS (97)
WALL OF STEEL JON 4764 17 14 2 96 MEN (356)
LUNGING ATTACK SPARKLE FARKLE 4853 14 7 1 90 ESCAPADE (417)
AIMED BLOW JURASSIC JORDON 5008 6 0 1 60 STREET WALKERS (97)
PARRY-STRIKE TURTLE 4974 7 2 1 45 ESCAPADE (417)
STRIKING ATTACK FIREFLY 4950 7 3 1 37 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DIRTY SANCHEZ 4802. The most popular warrior this
turn was SPARKLE FARKLE 4853. The ten other most popular fighters were DIRTY SANCHEZ
4802, JON 4764, INCONEL INDENTER 4324, DEMON D*KE 5034, JURASSIC JORDON 5008, LUCY
4922, CALLISTO 5036, ELDACAR 3483, LONGINUS 4908, and FORGET 4981.
The least popular fighter this week was GOO II 4909. The other ten least popular
fighters were JACK 507, REESES 5046, APONIUS 4980, LORAUC 4985, LITERNIUS 5049,
LYSIAS 4947, HULIK 4992, FORWARD 4451, FORTE 4447, and PEITON 4966.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
DIRTY SANCHEZ (29-4802) STREET WALKERS (97)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLIII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BONNIE 2780 (184-131-8) 11 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PYGMY SHREW 3743 (73-38-4) 4 3 0 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW
CHALICE 3619 (96-47-4) 3 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES
ELENDUR 2013 (69-61-1) 1 3 0 MID EARTH
BUD THE SPUD 1300 (39-29-2) 0 2 0 STREET WALKERS
HIMEY THE PIMP 730 (42-33-1) 0 2 0 STREET WALKERS
TY DEL-WAVE 3539 (48-53-0) 0 2 0 FORCE OF NATURE
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CASSIE 4574 (21-16-1) 1 3 0 CROC FILES
BINDI 4454 (22-20-2) 0 2 0 CROC FILES
GOLDIE 4395 (23-24-1) 0 2 0 CROC FILES
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KALIMAC 3098 (24-16-0) 5 3 0 MID EARTH
AGASAYA 4868 (16-5-0) 2 3 0 GODS OF WAR
WILD THANG! 2393 (17-15-0) 1 3 0 STREET WALKERS
MOLLY 4645 (17-17-0) 0 2 0 CROC FILES
WENDY 4657 (16-7-0) 0 2 0 CROC FILES
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FIGHTING COCK 4514 (10-3-0) 4 3 0 ANGRY ANIMALS
TINY 4537 (9-10-0) 0 2 0 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MORRIGAN 4864 (18-8-1) 2 1 0 DEAD GODS OF WAR
GOLDIE 4805 (15-9-2) 2 3 0 STREET WALKERS
REWRITE 2926 (16-9-1) 2 3 0 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD
CAMULUS 4865 (13-14-2) 0 2 0 GODS OF WAR
DIRTY SANCHEZ 4802 (17-9-0) 0 2 0 STREET WALKERS
ENYALIUS 4863 (13-10-1) 0 2 0 GODS OF WAR
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KYRA 5002 (10-4-1) 2 3 0 BLOOD KNIGHTS
LONGINUS 4908 (6-9-0) 1 3 0 EQUESTORS
AEREON 5001 (9-5-1) 0 2 0 BLOOD KNIGHTS
TALYM 5004 (10-4-1) 0 2 0 BLOOD KNIGHTS
WEIPA 4793 (7-11-2) 0 2 0 CROC FILES
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CELADUS 4948 (6-2-1) 2 3 0 EQUESTORS
LYSIAS 4947 (5-3-0) 1 3 0 EQUESTORS
MAD DOG MONTANA 4984 (4-2-2) 1 3 0 STREET WALKERS
APONIUS 4980 (1-5-0) 0 2 0 EQUESTORS
URD 4987 (4-2-1) 0 2 0 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LITERNIUS 5049 (1-0-0) 3 3 0 EQUESTORS
SKULD 5029 (1-2-0) 2 3 0 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD
JURASSIC JORDON 5008 (4-0-1) 0 2 0 STREET WALKERS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MOSSMAN 5045 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 CROC FILES
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SOUTHEASTERN SHREW 3719 (9-9-2) 4 3 1 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW
MURRY 4638 (15-25-0) 0 2 0 CROC FILES
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BUCKY 4412 (5-1-0) 5 3 0 GET FUZZY
MISS CONDUCT II 4156 (12-6-1) 4 3 0 STREET WALKERS
CY CLONE 4013 (10-7-0) 0 2 0 FORCE OF NATURE
MENTU 4862 (9-11-2) 0 2 0 GODS OF WAR
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
AMIE 4564 (8-7-0) 3 3 0 CROC FILES
MENELDIL 3360 (10-5-0) 3 3 0 MID EARTH
TESSA 4838 (12-4-1) 2 3 0 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD
TARONDAR 3549 (3-2-0) 0 2 0 MID EARTH
VEGA 4870 (12-6-0) 0 2 0 VENUSIANS
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KINKY KIM 3772 (4-1-0) 5 3 2 STREET WALKERS
MISS CONDUCT 3709 (4-1-0) 4 3 0 STREET WALKERS
OSTOHER V 3495 (5-5-0) 4 3 0 MID EARTH
PSYCHO 3013 (1-1-0) 0 2 0 LUNATIC FRINGE
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JINXOR 5016 (0-1-0) 3 3 0 DEATH MOB
ALUDRA 4844 (1-1-0) 0 2 0 DEAD VENUSIANS
ANNIE 4715 (0-5-0) 0 2 0 CROC FILES
GNARLS 5013 (1-1-0) 0 2 0 DEATH MOB
LUCY 4563 (2-2-0) 0 2 0 CROC FILES
MOSSMAN 4982 (1-3-0) 0 2 0 CROC FILES
TYCHO 4929 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 MEN IN THE MOON