DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/04/2008    Duedate: 06/17/2008

LAPUR ARENA

DM-29    TURN-581

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ENYALIUS
GODS OF WAR (424)
(29-4863) [16-15-1,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JON                            POSITION IS EMPTY
MEN (356)                      
(29-4764) [27-18-3,132]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

AMIE                           HOOTCHY COOCHER
CROC FILES (374)               ESCAPADE (417)
(29-4718) [16-34-2,110]        (29-5119) [6-2-1,36]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MID EARTH (223)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEATH MOB (437)             33
2. BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)         33      STREET WALKERS (97)
3. EQUESTORS (158)             32      Unchartered Team
4. CROC FILES (374)            28
5. GODS OF WAR (424)           27      LOST SOULS (250)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*FAUX TIDES II (444)        4   1  1 80.0   1/ 3 MID EARTH (223)           9  5 1
 2/ 2 STREET WALKERS (97)      493 324 42 60.3   2/ 5 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)      8  7 0
 3/ 3 METAL MINCERS (256)      522 350 12 59.9   3/ 2 FORCE OF NATURE (312)     7  8 3
 4/ 0 BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)       44  30  3 59.5   4/ 4 VENUSIANS (321)           7  8 1
 5/ 4 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)   111  89 15 55.5   5/ 1 STREET WALKERS (97)       7  8 0
 6/ 5 ESCAPADE (417)           110  93  8 54.2   6/ 7 ESCAPADE (417)            7  8 0
 7/ 6 GODS OF WAR (424)         94  80 10 54.0   7/12 EQUESTORS (158)           6  9 0
 8/ 7 MID EARTH (223)          395 355 15 52.7   8/ 6 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)    6  9 0
 9- 8 BLACK SAMURAI (166)      346 314 22 52.4   9/ 8 METAL MINCERS (256)       5  2 0
10/ 0 BLACK TIDE (440)          70  71  9 49.6  10/11 GODS OF WAR (424)         5  5 1
11/ 9 CROC FILES (374)         377 395 28 48.8  11/13 DEATH MOB (437)           5 10 0
12/11 EQUESTORS (158)          671 715 49 48.4  12/ 0 BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)       4  0 0
13/12 VENUSIANS (321)          236 266 14 47.0  13-10 BLACK SAMURAI (166)       4  1 1
14/13 FORCE OF NATURE (312)    275 317 20 46.5  14- 9*FAUX TIDES II (444)       4  1 1
15/14 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)     420 503 10 45.5  15/14 MEN (356)                 3  0 0
16/15 MEN (356)                165 200 11 45.2  16/15 CROC FILES (374)          3 12 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
17/16 DEATH MOB (437)           31  48  0 39.2  17/ 0 BLACK TIDE (440)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 595): VENTRIIE of DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 595): SWEET BETSEY of SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 500): LITTLE OX of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 589): QUASIL of TERMINUS (Carick, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 591): KILDILLI DALL of PUNNY ANIMALS (Jojra, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 589): STELRA TIRINS of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 587): DAN STEPPE of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 294): XANAX of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 580): BRICKHOUSE of STREETWALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 291): CERIDWEN of SOL INVICTUS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 577): MESHARR of RILL'S GCSC2 (Rillion, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 575): THINKER of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 566): ALE'CHAI TALLSKY of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 528): NORILTENNE of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 269): REALITY of SRETSAMLEUD II (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 263): JACK & JILL of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 250): RUBBER DUCKIE of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 456): CENTURION of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 443): TYVEK of DEMONS OF DARNKESS 2 (Rillion, mgr)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 434): LOCKENLOAD of CLAN GHOST BEARS (Bjorn, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 419): BETTER DUCK of MIGHTY DUCKS (Woody, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 199): SKIN PEELER of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 389): RUBY TUESDAY of CORPS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 388): GARTH of MANAGER MUSINGS (FTF Manager, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 374): MESSALIDA of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 481): NEBUCHADNEZZAR of BLADES OF WONDER (The Sandman)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 595): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 595): SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 500): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 589): TERMINUS (Carick, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 591): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 589): FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 587): CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 294): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 580): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 291): WAR (Lord of War, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 577): SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 575): RAVAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 566): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 528): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 269): NOSTALGIA (Crow, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 263): SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 250): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 456): KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 443): ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 434): CLAN GHOST BEARS (Bjorn, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 419): MIGHTU DUCKS (Woody, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 198): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 389): SAND DANCERRS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 386): MANAGER MUSINGS (FTF Manager, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 374): MAGIC ARTISTS (Houdini, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 481): DO IT AGAIN et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 590): HEART OF GOLD of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
                           PENNY LOPEZ of PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 589): STELRA TIRINS of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 294): SRAN3E of PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.)
              (turn 293): VAIDISAVA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 291): LES NAYLE of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jojra, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 269): REALITY of SRETSAMLEUD II (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 262): HANTA of DOK SIK KILLERS (Doc Sik, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 443): TYVEK of DEMONS OF DARNKESS 2 (Rillion, mgr)
                                   YELLOW JACKET of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-sop, mgr.)
                                   BURNT OFFERINGS of CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (Samwise the
                                   Bald, mgr.)
                       (turn 442): 3D'S NOT L33T of WILD CARDS (Snotman, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 434): LOCKENLOAD of CLAN GHOST BEARS (Bjorn, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 387): SOULTAKER of MANAGER MUSINGS (FTF Manager, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 373): CONJUROR of MAGIC ARTISTS (Houdini, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Greetings Lapur,

Once again, you have to sit through a unimaginative, boring column (kinda like my
fights).  As you all read from the spotlight, Aronwe really should be sitting here.
As usual I got REALLY lucky, but how I never gave up is beyond me.

Speaking of spotlights....great job by Visionist, Gavin Rule, Uncle Wolf, and as much
as it pains to say, even Sporkis.  I had Montana read them to me, since you all know
that's not one of my strong points.  That and writing....and thinking....and
learning....and attacking......and dodging....and parrying.

Retard of Duel 4 Mead gets my challenge this turn.  Roadkill wants me to throw the
fight because he says if Retard wins the throne he'll get his invite next turn, and
he'll never have to listen to his mindless dribble again.  You know it's bad when you
have to put a restraining order on a donkey.

I really thought it would be befitting for me to bloodfued Mid Earth's Fhrain for
killing Joise Wails last turn, but Roadkill wouldn't allow it (funny, it never
stopped him from bloodfeuding with the duelmaster before).  He seems to think that if
I want to retain the title, I should fight a challenger champion, and something about
not wanting to teach him 6 skills.  He's already beat Sexy Celia, so Mad Dog Montana
was drooling (yes literally) about the chance to get her 5th kill, but she's an aimed
blow who just got her 12th win.  So that means the Lapurian curse is in full force
and according to him she's dead next turn anyways.  So that leaves Daisy Chains to
try and avenge Josie.  She failed miserably against Petunia, and Roadkill keeps
saying "she has something to prove".  What exactly that means is beyond me, but then
again so is "offensive effort", so what do I know.

Good luck on the sands,

Duelmistress Brickhouse

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of LAPUR!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes, 
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Former top team STREET WALKERS was 
unseated this week as MID EARTH moved up from 3rd ranking to take the top spot with a 
3-1-0 record for the round.  Fortune did not smile upon FAUX TIDES II this time out 
who this turn suffered a fall into 14th position in the wake of a 0-0-0 round.  
Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner!  Witness how this week 
EQUESTORS went 3-2-0 to move up 5 in the rankings.  My praise to CARDOW HUNTERS for 
their 4-1-0 week this time out.  Indeed, it was a skillfully fought round deserving 
of notice!  LUNA caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as she 
skillfully bested ANDRASTE and was awarded 18 points in recognition.  In one of the 
week's more notable duels, AUSONIUS put down SEXY CELIA, causing her to lose 13 
points of recognition in the process.  Who here was not present for the title fight 
this week as ENYALIUS boldly challenged BRICKHOUSE in order to strive for the 
Duelmasters honors?  The city has turned out in honor of ENYALIUS, for with his arena 
victory he may now lay claim to the highest position in the city!  No confirmation, 
but my sources claim that the top team has gained their position using magical aids.  
Charmed weapons perhaps?   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In LAPUR "art" is a word that has long 
since passed from the language!  I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when this 
week's challenge seeking began.  MID EARTH is feared.  This much I can say.  If you 
didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard pressed to find any of METAL 
MINCERS last week.  Busy avoiding MID EARTH?  Mighty fighters cannot but expect 
competition from those below.  REWRITE take warning!  You have more than a few 
enemies in LAPUR.  At the gambling halls I have started to bet money on AMIE.  She 
has got the courage it takes.  Witness hers challenge this turn against REWRITE!  The 
CROC FILES stable will be up late tonight, for indeed it was AMIE who claimed victory 
in the contest, ascending 25 in recognition!  Give WEIPA credit for his courage.  Did 
you note how he challenged TURTLE despite the 45 point difference in their rankings?  
Truth to tell, WEIPA did not come out of the fight a winner, but he managed to 
capture much attention, gaining 2 in recognition.   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  Look no more for PETUNIA in the arena or on the streets of LAPUR.  
Hers fate was sealed in the Dark Arena.  Inevitable for one at 19-16-2.  The 
warrior's path is harsh.  For mediocrity there is but one reward--death.  This past 
week ICE CRUST, at 5-4-2, departed LAPUR forever.  Cruelly, SOLAR ERUPTION of 
VENUSIANS has slain the lesser ranked ICE CRUST.  Word already flies around town that 
FORCE OF NATURE plans a bloodfeud!  Walk proud, warriors of VENUSIANS!  By striking 
down ICE CRUST you have avenged the honor of your dead.  Your virtue is known to all 
in LAPUR.  BLACK TORCH must hold silent, for this week he was humbled in the arena by 
a successful Bloodfeud won by URD of WILL DUEL 4 MEAD.  Hail URD for thy victory!  
Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms.  One thing is sure, better a 
dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in LAPUR.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  Sadly warriors, now longer can I 
keep thy company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till 
we meet again, remember:  a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no 
one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ENYALIUS 4863                16  15  1   125       GODS OF WAR (424)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JON 4764                     27  18  3   132       MEN (356)
 BRICKHOUSE 4131              35  12  0   119       STREET WALKERS (97)
 TURTLE 4974                  16   6  1   118       ESCAPADE (417)
 REWRITE 2926                 26  15  1   110       WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)
 AMIE 4718                    16  34  2   110       CROC FILES (374)
 URD 4987                     16   6  3   109       WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)
 URAT 4889                    25   8  1   105       MID EARTH (223)
 CHROME CRIMPER 4296          24  11  0   101       METAL MINCERS (256)
-PLATINUM PEENER 4298         12   8  1    93       METAL MINCERS (256)
 MOSSMAN 5045                 10   6  1    92       CROC FILES (374)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALUMINUM AWL 4238            10   7  1    92       METAL MINCERS (256)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CELADUS 4948                 15   9  2    90       EQUESTORS (158)
 A.A. SHOCK 5054               8   7  1    90       FORCE OF NATURE (312)
 ARONWE 4883                  20  14  0    88       MID EARTH (223)
 SOLAR ERUPTION 5031          13   6  3    85       VENUSIANS (321)
 DAX 5015                      8   8  0    85       DEATH MOB (437)
 WEIPA 4793                   13  21  2    72       CROC FILES (374)
 KYRA 5002                    11   4  1    72       BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)
 AEREON 5001                  10   5  1    69       BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AKUMU 4674                   11  12  1    66       BLACK SAMURAI (166)
 RED BULL 5062                10   4  0    65       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
 MAD DOG MONTANA 4984         12  10  4    63       STREET WALKERS (97)
 HULIK 4992                   11  11  1    61       MID EARTH (223)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TALYM 5004                   10   4  1    55       BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)
 BASAIDO 4999                  7   5  0    54       BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)
 GUAT 5017                     9   7  0    51       DEATH MOB (437)
-INCONEL INDENTER 4324         6   2  1    47       METAL MINCERS (256)
 COPPER COMPACTER 5092         6   2  0    45       METAL MINCERS (256)
 CALLISTO 5036                 9   9  1    43       VENUSIANS (321)
-ANSHIN 4861                   6   1  0    43       BLACK SAMURAI (166)
 SONNY DAZE 5035               8  10  2    42       FORCE OF NATURE (312)
-HANNICHI 4860                 3   1  1    42       BLACK SAMURAI (166)
 LITERNIUS 5049                8   9  1    40       EQUESTORS (158)
 QETESH 5026                   6   6  3    40       GODS OF WAR (424)
 ATHENA 4990                   8   6  0    39       GODS OF WAR (424)
 FHRAIN 5124                   4   0  1    37       MID EARTH (223)
 HOOTCHY COOCHER 5119          6   2  1    36       ESCAPADE (417)
 BONZO 5132                    4   1  2    36       ESCAPADE (417)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRAGS 5087                    6   5  0    32       DEATH MOB (437)
 AVA LANTCH 5030               6  13  0    31       FORCE OF NATURE (312)
 GLAUCO 5102                   5   5  0    30       EQUESTORS (158)
 DAISY CHAINS 5096             5   6  0    27       STREET WALKERS (97)
-POISON PEN 5069               6   2  0    24       BLACK TIDE (440)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATRIA 5101                    4   6  1    23       VENUSIANS (321)
 BLACK TORCH 5150              2   2  1    23       FORCE OF NATURE (312)
 AUSONIUS 5123                 2   5  0    23       EQUESTORS (158)
 CLOUDSHADOW 5154              3   1  0    21       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
 HORN ROCK 5113                4   5  0    20       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
-KIKUZO 4913                   4   6  0    18       BLACK SAMURAI (166)
-GRIM RIPPER 5065              2   1  0    18       BLACK TIDE (440)
 LUNA 5179                     1   0  0    18       WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)
 FIREWALKER 5122               4   4  0    16       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
 MAD DOG 5125                  4   3  0    16       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
 VALONOS 5053                  1   0  0    16       BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)
-DAX 5147                      1   0  0    15       FAUX TIDES II (444)
 SUSIE GIGGLES 5175            1   0  0    15       STREET WALKERS (97)
-RAGNAR 5146                   1   0  1    14       FAUX TIDES II (444)
 SEXY CELIA 5134               2   2  0    13       STREET WALKERS (97)
-GALEN ELDACAR 5148            1   0  0    13       FAUX TIDES II (444)
 AMATSURATA 5121               2   5  0    11       GODS OF WAR (424)
 CRESCENS 5157                 1   2  0    11       EQUESTORS (158)
 BOGGY 5174                    1   0  0    11       ESCAPADE (417)
-THORNWILD 5144                1   0  0    11       FAUX TIDES II (444)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANDRASTE 5153                 2   1  1     8       GODS OF WAR (424)
 ILLYRIA 5149                  2   2  0     8       VENUSIANS (321)
 AYA 5159                      1   2  0     8       WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)
-CATANIA 5098                  1   0  0     8       BLACK TIDE (440)
 LUCY 5152                     0   4  0     4       CROC FILES (374)
 OCCY 5160                     0   3  0     3       CROC FILES (374)
-LOCO OUIE 5095                0   2  0     2       BLACK TIDE (440)
-DALTON CREED 5145             0   1  0     1       FAUX TIDES II (444)
 LIME 5178                     0   1  0     1       WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)
 CAPELLA 5181                  0   1  0     1       VENUSIANS (321)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RETALIATION 5064        2  2 0 BLACK TIDE 440       QETESH 5026           581   
SINGING WATER 5057      2  8 0 CARDOW HUNTERS 359   CALLISTO 5036         577  NOT REVENGED
LUCY 4922              10 13 1 CROC FILES 374       CELADUS 4948          577  REVENGED
MONGO 5177              0  1 0 DEATH MOB 437        BLACK ORC             581  NONE
SALANTRA 5126           2  1 0 DEATH MOB 437        HOOTCHY COOCHER 5119  578   
SLUGO 5176              0  1 0 DEATH MOB 437        DUSKBLOOD TROLL       581  NONE
GRACCHUS 5116           0  5 0 EQUESTORS 158        ANDRASTE 5153         578   
PETUNIA 4837           19 17 2 ESCAPADE 417         WYVERN                581  NONE
ICE CRUST 5109          5  4 2 FORCE OF NATURE 312  SOLAR ERUPTION 5031   581   
TYE FOONETTE 5115       1  3 0 FORCE OF NATURE 312  BONZO 5132            577  NOT REVENGED
CAMULUS 4865           15 17 2 GODS OF WAR 424      JON 4764              577  NOT REVENGED
MYRRH 5085              8  4 0 MID EARTH 223        AKUMU 4674            580   
JOSIE WAILS 5151        1  2 0 STREET WALKERS 97    FHRAIN 5124           580   
DYSNOMIA 5050           5 10 0 VENUSIANS 321        ICE CRUST 5109        580  JUST REVENGED
CAIERA 5100             4  3 2 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD 282 BONZO 5132            578   
MIU 5060                9  4 1 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD 282 A.A. SHOCK 5054       580   
TOMO 5158               0  1 0 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD 282 BLACK TORCH 5150      579  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Brickhouse again?!  One, two, three, four....forever?  Congrats. -- Ora and What's-
his-name

Sonny -- You dazed me and that's not so cool since I am pretty dazzling shiny copper
myself.  You cad! -- Copper Compacter

Turtle -- You slimy, crusty, old skunk!  I feel like that hare that lost to the
tortoise.  Sucks!  Big time! -- Chrome Crimper

Amie -- The early bird gets the worm.  And I was the bird.  (wink) -- Platinum Peener

Aronwe -- Even a dimwit like me knows you should have won our fight.  I'm glad I was
so late with my spotlight, since I had the same theme in mind, and yours proved to be
much better. -- Brickhouse

Platinum Peener -- Ok that's three times you made me look like swiss cheese, now
LEAVE ME ALONE (please :) -- Montana

Fhrain -- We should dance again sometime, when I get a better rhythm going of course.
-- Sexy Celia

Urat -- Since there were no broken weapons this time, I feel I won that one fair and
square this time.  -- Brickhouse.

Guat -- Don't believe what you hear........I'm really not a pushover. -- Mad Dog
Monatana  (actually I am, but the strategy adjustment I made seemed to work this
time.  Let's face it, once I get this aimed blow thingy figured out, someone will
just kill me anyway!)

Firewalker -- Well fought, that win brings me back to mediocre.....I doubt Roadkill
will stand for mediocre for much longer though. -- Daisy Chains

Fhrain -- You didn't even give me a chance to wail and moan! -- Ghost of Josie Wails

Mad Dog -- (whistle)  Come here boy, come here....that's it....you're such a cute
little doggie aren't you...yes you are...yes you are.  Now let's get you fixed! --
Sexy Celia

Ora and Oremaster -- Are you as surprised as I am?  I just may go down as the
luckiest Duelmistress in history. -- Brickhouse

Faux Tides II and Gavin Rule -- Welcome to Lapur, and an impressive start to boot,
well done. -- Roadkill manager of the Street Walkers

Platinum Peener -- Cute Pup Hawaii, come on I KNOW you can do better than that.  How
about Pound Puppy Pennsylvania, or Mashed Mongrel Minnesota or even Docile Dogmatic
Doable Dodder Downright Downcast D.C -- Montana (now my brain hurts, thanks)

It's not like she uses it much anyway! -- Roadkill

Jorja -- I figured it was around 50 fights that they forced you out, but was never
sure.  Guess I'll find out in the next few turns. -- Brickhouse

Red Bull -- My, you are a charmer now aren't you. -- Daisy Chains Mental note to
self:  don't let Red Bull near your lingerie!

Storm Front -- Brickhouse is dim?  Now that's the understatement of the year if I
ever heard one. -- Roadkill

Visionist -- Just another dead AB from Lapur, I'm used to it my now. -- Roadkill
P.S.  Maybe the commission will let us have our own Dead Aimed Blow Tourney, there's
enough spirits floating around the arena of Lapur, that's for sure.

Visionist -- A little late but we here at the Street Walkers would like to
congratulate you on your Tourney Chaampion.  Well done my friend, considering the
quality of warriors sent to this tourney (very valuable prize), you should be proud
of your accomplshiment, while can just sit here with envy :) -- Roadkill

Fhrain -- You like the name so much you just had to kill me?  I think I'd rather be
on your bad side. -- Ghost of Josie Wails

Fhrain -- I like the way your spanked Josie the second time. -- Sexy Celia (I never
really liked her much anyway.  BTW, 8-12-10-15-17-11-11 Parry-Strike)

Chrome Crimper -- OOOOoooo....  AAAAaaaa.... Look at the dexterity.  Can you handle
two of those?  Become a whirling dervish.  If so I say come on in, the water's fine,
wave em both to beat the band. -- Turtle

Ava Lantch -- If I'm any judge, you'll go a long way...and I wish you'd start now.
Ha! -- Hootchy Cootcher

Aya -- Felt that one down to the pith of your marrow, I'm guessing. -- Bonzo

Dax -- The good will from my good win didn't last long.  Just long enough to be
replaced by the bad will from my bad loss.  And the one is a little fresher in the
mind than the other. -- Petunia

Sporkis -- Feel free to join me in the lower levels, where the action is hot and the
coroner is handy. -- Scion

Crags -- What?  We just dealt with Death Mobbesters over in Sunset, and now you're
here, too?  Heck.  But at least I pounded you into hamburger. -- Red Bull

Occy -- Ah.  I wanted a pair of alligator-skin boots.  I guess you'll do. -- Horn
Rock

Daisy Chains -- A familiar face.  Feel free to knock me down and jump my bones any
time, ma'am. -- Firewalker

Sexy Celia -- I don't find that behavior attracting. -- Mad Dog

Atria -- On Venus?  Hmm. -- Cloudshadow

Storm Front -- Not a problem.  Jorja thought of a good one the other day, but forgot
it again before she reached a piece of paper. -- Horn Rock

Illyria -- Ah, all is now clear.  Thanks. -- Firewalker

Gavin Rule -- Good to see you here.  I think this is probably the best arena going at
the moment. -- Jorja, Cardow Hunters

All -- Sorry for short personals and no episode this time, but they keep blowing that
darned "Tornado Warning" siren right in my ear and it's distracting. -- Jorja/Scribe

31 May 2008
Any and all who live in the 805 area, I would like for you to call me so we can get
together for BBQ's, softball games, and so on.  It has been a while since the last
get together (several years).  It was a blast and I am sure the next one will be
also.  We just have to do it.  All alliances are welcome.  Just because my warriors
leave your warrior beaten and bloody in defeat does not mean we can't have a beer or
five together.  I'll even buy the first round.  So call 805-588-3419 and ask for Dave
a.k.a. Misfit, former member of the Green and Purple Polka Dot Alliance (GAPPDA).

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PETUNIA was dealt death by WYVERN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SLUGO was barely slain by DUSKBLOOD TROLL in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
MONGO was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
URD overpowered BLACK TORCH in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
SOLAR ERUPTION delivered the death blow upon ICE CRUST in a 1 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
DAISY CHAINS was vanquished by FHRAIN in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
AYA was beaten by BONZO in a 1 minute amateur's Bloodfeud brawl.
ENYALIUS savagely defeated BRICKHOUSE in a 6 minute expert's Challenge Title melee.
HULIK was vanquished by DAX in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
A.A. SHOCK lost to CHROME CRIMPER in a popular 6 minute Challenge fight.
AMIE overpowered REWRITE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
WEIPA was overpowered by TURTLE in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CRAGS was devastated by RED BULL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
GUAT beat SONNY DAZE in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
COPPER COMPACTER unbelievably bested HOOTCHY COOCHER in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
OCCY was unbelievably bested by FIREWALKER in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
LUCY was viciously subdued by MAD DOG in a 2 minute bloody Challenge bout.
MOSSMAN was bested by JON in a exciting 1 minute veteran's brawl.
URAT luckily beat CELADUS in a 2 minute brutal veteran's bout.
ARONWE defeated MAD DOG MONTANA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute master's conflict.
KYRA overpowered CALLISTO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
AEREON demolished LITERNIUS in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
BASAIDO handily defeated AVA LANTCH in a 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
SEXY CELIA was luckily beaten by AUSONIUS in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
QETESH executed RETALIATION in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ATHENA savagely defeated ATRIA in a exciting 2 minute gruesome bout.
GLAUCO beat HORN ROCK in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
AMATSURATA was overcome by CLOUDSHADOW in a 5 minute bloody bout.
ILLYRIA was vanquished by VALONOS in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ANDRASTE was vanquished by LUNA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CRESCENS overpowered LIME in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SUSIE GIGGLES defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute novice's bout.
BOGGY overpowered CAPELLA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  18 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         SLASHING ATTACK   41 -  31 -  5      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         PARRY-STRIKE      22 -  18 -  1      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         STRIKING ATTACK   44 -  37 -  6      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         WALL OF STEEL     47 -  43 -  4      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  15 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  38 -  3      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    46 -  63 -  6      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        14 -  22 -  1      39  |

Turn 581 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         4  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  8         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    ENYALIUS 4863              16  15  1  125 GODS OF WAR (424)
TOTAL PARRY      BRICKHOUSE 4131            35  12  0  119 STREET WALKERS (97)
PARRY-STRIKE     TURTLE 4974                16   6  1  118 ESCAPADE (417)
SLASHING ATTACK  URD 4987                   16   6  3  109 WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOSSMAN 5045               10   6  1   92 CROC FILES (374)
BASHING ATTACK   CELADUS 4948               15   9  2   90 EQUESTORS (158)
AIMED BLOW       KYRA 5002                  11   4  1   72 BLOOD KNIGHTS (436)
LUNGING ATTACK   FHRAIN 5124                 4   0  1   37 MID EARTH (223)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is AMIE 4718.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
HOOTCHY COOCHER 5119.  The ten other most popular fighters were A.A. SHOCK 5054, 
SLUGO 5176, ATHENA 4990, ENYALIUS 4863, ARONWE 4883, HORN ROCK 5113, WEIPA 4793, 
TURTLE 4974, SEXY CELIA 5134, and AMATSURATA 5121.

The least popular fighter this week was BRICKHOUSE 4131.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CAPELLA 5181, LIME 5178, ANDRASTE 5153, RETALIATION 5064, AVA LANTCH 
5030, CALLISTO 5036, REWRITE 2926, CHROME CRIMPER 4296, HULIK 4992, and AYA 5159.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

JON (29-4764) MEN (356)
REWRITE (29-2926) WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (282)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLV

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BONNIE 2780 (185-131-8)                7  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES      

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CHALICE 3619 (96-47-4)                 3  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES      
ELENDUR 2013 (74-66-1)                 3  3  1         MID EARTH            

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
COBRA 4355 (27-26-1)                   3  3  0         DEATH THREAT         
GOLDIE 4395 (23-24-1)                  1  3  0         CROC FILES           

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GOLDIE 4805 (21-9-4)                   3  3  0         STREET WALKERS       
KALIMAC 3098 (24-16-0)                 3  3  0         MID EARTH            
WENDY 4657 (16-7-0)                    3  3  0         CROC FILES           
WILD THANG! 2393 (18-15-0)             2  3  0         STREET WALKERS       

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SAMPO 3897 (8-5-1)                     9  3  0         DEEP 13              

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DAISY CHAINS 5096 (3-4-0)              2  3  0         STREET WALKERS       
HOLKU 5099 (5-1-0)                     1  3  0  DEAD   WILL DUEL 4 MEAD     
MIU 5060 (8-2-1)                       1  3  0         WILL DUEL 4 MEAD     

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
COHIBA 4809 (0-2-0)                    0  1  0  DEAD   UP IN SMOKE          

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VOW OF SILENCE 5130 (0-0-0)            8  3  0         HILLTOP GURUS        
BLUE MONK 5129 (0-0-0)                 5  3  0         HILLTOP GURUS        
FHRAIN 5124 (0-0-0)                    5  3  0         MID EARTH            
ANU 4829 (0-0-0)                       2  3  0         PANTHEON             
MISS FEBRUARY 4898 (0-0-0)             2  3  0         CALENDERS            

ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BUD THE SPUD 1300 (40-29-2)            1  3  0         STREET WALKERS       
HIMEY THE PIMP 730 (43-33-1)           0  3  0         STREET WALKERS       

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BINDI 4454 (22-20-2)                   0  3  0         CROC FILES           
CASSIE 4574 (21-16-1)                  0  3  0         CROC FILES           

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DIRTY SANCHEZ 4802 (20-10-0)           0  3  0         STREET WALKERS       
SCRAPPA 4411 (21-21-2)                 0  3  0         CROC FILES           

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
REWRITE 2926 (23-14-1)                 1  3  0         WILL DUEL 4 MEAD     

ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY                   W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
URD 4987 (13-5-3)                      3  3  0         WILL DUEL 4 MEAD     
MAD DOG MONTANA 4984 (10-8-4)          2  3  0         STREET WALKERS       

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SALANTRA 5126 (2-0-0)                  0  3  0         DEATH MOB            

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THORNWILD 5144 (0-0-0)                 2  3  0         FAUX TIDES II        
PURPLE SAGE 5127 (0-0-0)               0  3  0         HILLTOP GURUS        
SEXY CELIA 5134 (0-0-0)                0  3  0         STREET WALKERS