DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/18/2011    Duedate: 05/31/2011

LAPUR ARENA

DM-29    TURN-658

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HYDROPONICUS
BLUNT FORCE (393)
(29-4605) [10-3-0,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HYDROPONICUS                   POSITION IS EMPTY
BLUNT FORCE (393)              
(29-4605) [10-3-0,103]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

STORMRIDER                     CINCIUS
CARDOW HUNTERS (359)           EQUESTORS (158)
(29-5520) [13-17-0,59]         (29-5714) [3-1-1,18]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TREKKERS (462)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TREKKERS (462)              62
2. CARDOW HUNTERS (359)        27      BLUNT FORCE (393)
3. SERPENTS HOLD (470)         26      Unchartered Team
4. CLAN CROW (456)             25
5. BLUNT FORCE (393)           15      THE GENTILES (434)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2 BOHICA (449)             103  63  2 62.0   1/ 7 TREKKERS (462)           10  5 2
 2/ 1 BLUNT FORCE (393)         30  20  3 60.0   2/ 3 MID EARTH (223)           9  6 1
 3/ 4 METAL MINCERS (256)      634 429 16 59.6   3- 1 CLUBS 'N CLONES (469)     8  2 0
 4/ 3 STREET WALKERS (97)      688 467 58 59.6   4/ 2 STREET WALKERS (97)       8  7 0
 5- 5*DAGGERS DEEP (468)        17  12  1 58.6   5/ 9 BLUNT FORCE (393)         7  8 0
 6- 6 CLUBS 'N CLONES (469)     61  53  3 53.5   6/ 8 SERPENTS HOLD (470)       6  3 1
 7/ 7 MID EARTH (223)          595 532 28 52.8   7- 6*DAGGERS DEEP (468)        6  4 0
 8/ 8 SERPENTS HOLD (470)       54  49  5 52.4   8/12 CLAN CROW (456)           6  5 1
 9/ 9 CLAN CROW (456)          124 133 10 48.2   9- 4 BOHICA (449)              5  3 0
10/10 EQUESTORS (158)          847 918 57 48.0  10/ 5 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)      5 10 0
11/11 TREKKERS (462)           111 121  4 47.8  11/10 EQUESTORS (158)           4 11 0
12/12 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)     589 709 12 45.4  12/11 METAL MINCERS (256)       3  4 0
13-13*AZEROTHANS (476)          10  19  2 34.5  13-13*AZEROTHANS (476)          0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 670): SHORT SKIRT of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 672): BLACK HEART of CARDS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 574): BLACKHORN of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 666): BOBCAT of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 668): GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 659): ROBERT FROST of DEAD POETS (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 660): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 657): MISS CONDUCT of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 654): MURDER of ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 651): MOTHER TERESA of HEROES (?, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 643): OBAN of ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 601): VILE HENCHMAN of IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 288): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 533): TOMAS of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 518): CATIPILLAR of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 500): DAVID TENNANT of DOCTORS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 494): KOLACTAN KABOB of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 237): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 455): -.... of NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 450): FRIED KHALANI of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 442): HARNIE BLACK of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 558): GAZELLE of REDHORSE (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 670): HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 672): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 574): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 666): GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 668): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 659): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 660): MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): SONS OF MARS (Mars, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 657): CLUBS 'N CLONES (Demonspawn, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 654): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 651): RAVAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 643): URBAN JUNGLE (Jugger, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 601): IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): STREET WALKERS (Roadkil, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 288): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 533): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 518): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 500): DOCTORS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 494): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 237): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 455): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 450): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 442): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 558): TOURNEY TEAM (LHI, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 574): BLACKHORN of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 665): POT OF GOLD of RAINBOW CONNECTION (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 659): SHORTLINE of MONOPOLY (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
                          VALERIAN of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 657): LHISSON of MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
              (turn 656): QUARK of TREKKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 654): DEE S. TROYER of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
              (turn 654): LARA of LUROCIAN GUARD (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 650): WINDMILL WILLY of THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 643): HAMMERHEAD of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
                               PAYNE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): PROWL of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                                      EARVLING FLASH of FORCE OF WILL
                                                    (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
                          (turn 301): SHELDON of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
                                      RERUN of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                                      JACK KNIFE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 533): TOMAS of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                            NICKOLI DRYBONE of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 500): DAVID TENNANT of DOCTORS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 492): SSSKAH of CASTAWAYS (She-Puppy, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 455): -.... of NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt LAPUR will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the difference, 
as CLUBS 'N CLONES is pushed out of top team by TREKKERS, who came from 7th with a 
5-0-2 this turn.  Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there are sorrows to 
drown for BOHICA, whose 0-0-0 this turn dropped them by 5 into 9th.  TREKKERS stable 
has parlayed this turn's 5-0-2 into a 6 space move up the rankings.  This brings them 
up to 1st place.  Good work, guys!  The SERPENTS HOLD guild has had a 3-1-1 turn and 
deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know where this kind of thing can 
lead.  And let's see, DR. STRANGELEAF fought MILEY VIRUS and gained 20 points and 
contributed to BLUNT FORCE's 2-3-0.  We should ask LHISSON about the thrill of 
victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, he's now the one to 
ask.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The 
Burning Tree uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  BOHICA has cause to stand tall, as they were 
LAPUR's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  And 
avoiding BOHICA more than any other team we find BLUNT FORCE.  LAPUR, are we going to 
accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, take notice that EMPEROR 
BONG from BLUNT FORCE was LAPUR's most challenged warrior this turn.  In a brave 
attempt, KICKER MURPHY from CLAN CROW challenged up 18 points to fight CHROME CUTTER 
from the METAL MINCERS stable.  KICKER MURPHY perhaps got his just desserts, seeing 
as he beat CHROME CUTTER and ended up with 86 recognition points.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  The grave that TREKKERS had dug for 
UHURA may yet be filled with the body of SHEWISH GIANT.  Seldom are the likes of this 
to be seen.  UHURA lives still!  Whatever bright future EMPEROR BONG may have had, 
it's all history now.  The manager of BLUNT FORCE has lost a promising 3-1-0 warrior. 
The Burning Tree declares a free round for CAPT. ANTSY PANTS and all of STREET 
WALKERS, for having revenged MID EARTH's ULPHOR for killing one of their comrades.  
Is it really true that LAPUR has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just 
thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, LAPUR, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in LAPUR and I've a long 
road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HYDROPONICUS 4605            10   3  0   103       BLUNT FORCE (393)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YARARA 5515                   9   2  1   109       SERPENTS HOLD (470)
-GILEAN YASUR 5567            10   8  0   102       CLUBS 'N CLONES (469)
 CARNAGE 5593                 13   3  0   100       SERPENTS HOLD (470)
-SARYN 5552                   14   7  0    99       CLUBS 'N CLONES (469)
-INCONEL INDENTER 4324        13  10  1    98       METAL MINCERS (256)
 MISS CONDUCT 3709            13   2  0    97       STREET WALKERS (97)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MENHOIR 5529                 14  15  0    87       MID EARTH (223)
 KICKER MURPHY 5622            7   5  1    86       CLAN CROW (456)
 BERYLLIUM BUFFER 5592         6   2  1    86       METAL MINCERS (256)
 JEHLCH 5528                  16  13  2    79       MID EARTH (223)
-CAIRRAIG AMADAN 5518         11   3  0    76       CLAN CROW (456)
-VIEDRAS 5562                 12   8  1    75       CLUBS 'N CLONES (469)
 VERUS 5590                   11  10  1    74       EQUESTORS (158)
 CHROME CUTTER 5316           10   6  0    73       METAL MINCERS (256)
-CASIMIR PULASKI 5435          8   4  0    67       BOHICA (449)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAPT. ANTSY PANTS 5595       12   6  0    66       STREET WALKERS (97)
 PRIORE 5628                  10   7  0    64       MID EARTH (223)
 STORMRIDER 5520              13  17  0    59       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
-SAMM 5489                     5   1  0    58       DAGGERS DEEP (468)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUTILIUS 5585                 9  13  1    55       EQUESTORS (158)
 GILLICK 5656                  7   2  0    55       SERPENTS HOLD (470)
 DR. STRANGELEAF 4659          7   3  1    54       BLUNT FORCE (393)
 UHURA 5614                    7  11  1    54       TREKKERS (462)
-BAG OF BONES 5460             5   0  0    54       BOHICA (449)
-FLIE 5488                     4   1  0    54       DAGGERS DEEP (468)
-PAPPADEAUX 5440               7   3  0    50       BOHICA (449)
 HARDWOOD 5611                 9  10  0    48       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
 BATTON MS'KELLEY 5607         8   9  2    48       CLAN CROW (456)
 ULPHOR 5671                   6   5  2    47       MID EARTH (223)
-ARYLYN 5617                   7   6  0    46       CLUBS 'N CLONES (469)
 MILEY VIRUS 5588             11   8  0    41       STREET WALKERS (97)
-PLUTONIUM PUNCH 5669          5   1  0    37       METAL MINCERS (256)
 SULU 5705                     3   2  0    35       TREKKERS (462)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NERO 5707                     2   2  0    33       TREKKERS (462)
-RAEDE 5490                    4   2  1    32       DAGGERS DEEP (468)
 CIGIL ME'BOLLIX 5658          5   5  0    30       CLAN CROW (456)
-YYTTRIA 5697                  2   0  0    30       CLUBS 'N CLONES (469)
 CYBORG 420 4547               5   3  1    29       BLUNT FORCE (393)
-POWDER PUFF 5457              4   5  0    27       BOHICA (449)
 THE IRON LUNG 4667            3   3  0    26       BLUNT FORCE (393)
-DANYA 5487                    2   4  0    26       DAGGERS DEEP (468)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROADZILLA 5703               3   1  0    23       STREET WALKERS (97)
-BROLL BEARMANTLE 5688         3   3  0    23       AZEROTHANS (476)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWEET BIRCH 5691              4   4  0    22       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
 JETER 5716                    2   0  1    22       SERPENTS HOLD (470)
-SHARDIN 5486                  2   4  0    20       DAGGERS DEEP (468)
 KHAN 5717                     2   1  0    19       TREKKERS (462)
-BISMUTH BENDER 5692           2   0  0    19       METAL MINCERS (256)
 CINCIUS 5714                  3   1  1    18       EQUESTORS (158)
-BRLEE 5685                    4   2  2    16       AZEROTHANS (476)
 GOWRON 5719                   1   0  1    16       TREKKERS (462)
 PUB O'CONNOR 5702             2   1  0    11       CLAN CROW (456)
-CALYPSO 5710                  2   1  0    11       BOHICA (449)
-VALEERA 5686                  2   4  0    10       AZEROTHANS (476)
 GRASSFIRE 5715                2   2  0     8       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
 CLAYBANK 5699                 1   5  0     8       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
-LO'GOSH 5687                  1   5  0     8       AZEROTHANS (476)
 ABILYX 5713                   1   3  0     6       EQUESTORS (158)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      GOWRON 5719           658  NONE
EMPEROR BONG 5314       3  2 0 BLUNT FORCE 393      BATTON MS'KELLEY 5607 658   
GRASSFLOWER 5673        2  4 0 CARDOW HUNTERS 359   BRLEE 5685            654  NOT REVENGED
SHEWISH GIANT           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           UHURA 5614            658  NONE
POLYBIUS 5712           0  4 0 EQUESTORS 158        JETER 5716            658   
BYE 5718                0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 470    BLACK ORC             658  NONE
BYE 5720                0  1 0 STREET WALKERS 97    WYVERN                658  NONE
MARY WANNA 5558        11 12 4 STREET WALKERS 97    ULPHOR 5671           657  JUST REVENGED
JADZIA DAX 5711         0  1 0 TREKKERS 462         CINCIUS 5714          655   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

L P Lhisson -- Congrats, good-bye, and good riddance. -- Metal Mincers, Borgs, and
affiliates everywere

Flie -- That wasn't right, you Tse-Tse!  I challenged you and was supposed to win.
Get it right next time, or I'll punch you out. -- Plutonium Punch

Hydroponicus -- You are mean!  Too much Icus and not enough Pon. -- Beryllium Buffer

Quark -- You rascal!  Turnabout is fair play!  Inconel was drawn into your ruse. --
Ora

Oh-4!?!  Damme, Ora.  This'n ole miner cain't go away on yon visit 'n let you'n run
this'n team.  Naye!  Oh-4???? -- Oremaster (looking up divorce lawyers in the yellow
pages)

Oremaster -- It was only 0-3, you numskull! -- Ora (wondering how she was ever
coerced to married this dummy)

Miss Conduct -- I congratulate you as Duelmistress.  Way to show those male cretins!
-- Ora

Whom will we see at The Face in Milwaukee? -- Ora and Oremaster (Assuming they are
still together then.)

     Alas, not me! -- the Editor

Mid Earth -- Took a man ta admit such aboot O' Lucky Eireanne, even if ye nearly dry
heaved. -- Owsly
P.S.  We do appreciate the vote though!

Street Walkers -- Me tried ta get Mary Wanna off the junk but she dannae listen!
That may have been her undoin! -- Owsly

Quark -- Congrats, laddie!  Me would like ta say me had O play in ye staying up there
but me cannae lay the claim.  Ye be a right, straight badass! -- Kicker

Everyone -- My apologies, as I have allowed the mundane to intrude upon what is truly
important in this life.  I will endeavor to be more regular with my personal ads in
the future. -- Daemonspawn

     Good.

Grassfire -- I could be good at scrabble, but since proper names aren't allowed, I'm
out of luck. -- Yyttria
P.S.  I can ALMOST believe you got dizzy.  You certainly made me work for that one.

Jehlch -- You should have a talk with your weaponsmith about that dagger. -- Gilean
Yasur

Our congratulations to Lhisson. -- Jorja and the Cardow Hunters

Viedras -- Really, I'm honored that an elfess should put herself out to "overpower"
me.  You could merely have asked, you know, though I suppose there is a certain
thrill in doing it "the hard way."  Tonight, an hour after sunset?  I'll be there. --
Stormrider

Nero -- Are you the detective, or the fiddler?  You can see, surely, that it would
make a great difference in how I react to you.  On the one hand, offer an orchid, on
the other, run for my life. -- Hardwood

Cyborg 420 -- You are quite heartless, that is clear.  But you teach so well that
much can be forgiven you. -- Sweet Birch

Calypso -- Your dialect is confusing.  I'm almost sure you offered to surrender near
the end of the first minute, but while I was trying to figure it out, you wound up
and hit me again, and that shifted the whole mess into a new channel.  Bummer for me.
-- Claybank

Polybius -- Oh, cheese, you've got to know your manager has no high hopes when he
sends you out in one of the helmets with no eye-holes.  I hope you're able to
overcome this vile prejudice.  I'm sure you have potential, if given long enough to
develop it. -- Grassfire

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

UHURA butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BYE was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BYE was murdered by WYVERN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CAPT. ANTSY PANTS vanquished ULPHOR in a popular 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
JEHLCH was overpowered by HYDROPONICUS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title match.
KICKER MURPHY won victory over CHROME CUTTER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
PRIORE was overpowered by BERYLLIUM BUFFER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CIGIL ME'BOLLIX was overpowered by GILLICK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
PUB O'CONNOR was vanquished by NERO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MISS CONDUCT lost to LHISSON in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
CARNAGE overpowered STRIKE BREAKER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MENHOIR savagely defeated VERUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody veteran's match.
CYBORG 420 was devastated by RUTILIUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
DR. STRANGELEAF overpowered MILEY VIRUS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
EMPEROR BONG was assassinated by BATTON MS'KELLEY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
STORMRIDER devastated THE IRON LUNG in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HARDWOOD overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody mismatched brawl.
BROADZILLA was defeated by SULU in a 1 minute novice's bout.
SWEET BIRCH overpowered ABILYX in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
CLAYBANK was overcome by KHAN in a 2 minute competition.
POLYBIUS was viciously butchered by JETER in a action packed 2 minute novice's bout.
CINCIUS beat GRASSFIRE in a action packed 3 minute bloody beginner's fray.
GOWRON slew EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      10         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         AIMED BLOW        50 -  32 -  1      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  12 -  0      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  25 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    40 -  42 -  6      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   47 -  53 -  3      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  18 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  34 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   6 -  0      33  |

Turn 658 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  6         5  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         5 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HYDROPONICUS 4605          10   3  0  103 BLUNT FORCE (393)
STRIKING ATTACK  CARNAGE 5593               13   3  0  100 SERPENTS HOLD (470)
SLASHING ATTACK  KICKER MURPHY 5622          7   5  1   86 CLAN CROW (456)
PARRY-LUNGE      JEHLCH 5528                16  13  2   79 MID EARTH (223)
LUNGING ATTACK   VERUS 5590                 11  10  1   74 EQUESTORS (158)
PARRY-STRIKE     CAPT. ANTSY PANTS 5595     12   6  0   66 STREET WALKERS (97)
BASHING ATTACK   PRIORE 5628                10   7  0   64 MID EARTH (223)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STORMRIDER 5520.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CINCIUS 5714.  The ten other most popular fighters were JETER 5716, HYDROPONICUS 
4605, UHURA 5614, CAPT. ANTSY PANTS 5595, MENHOIR 5529, POLYBIUS 5712, GRASSFIRE 
5715, KICKER MURPHY 5622, GILLICK 5656, and CARNAGE 5593.

The least popular fighter this week was BROADZILLA 5703.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THE IRON LUNG 4667, EMPEROR BONG 5314, MILEY VIRUS 5588, VERUS 5590, 
PUB O'CONNOR 5702, PRIORE 5628, BYE 5720, BYE 5718, GOWRON 5719, and CLAYBANK 5699.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LHISSON (29-5456) MID EARTH (223)