DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/12/2014 Duedate: 11/25/2014
LAPUR ARENA
DM-29 TURN-749
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SHINE
THE TAKEN (173)
(29-6009) [13-8-0,109]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SHINE POSITION IS EMPTY
THE TAKEN (173)
(29-6009) [13-8-0,109]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RED MARE LITTLE THIN GOD
CARDOW HUNTERS (359) ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
(29-5972) [20-15-0,75] (29-2311) [8-5-0,65]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE TAKEN (173)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BLACK SAMURAI (166) 37
2. THE TAKEN (173) 34 THE TAKEN (173)
3. CAVEMEN (480) 9 Unchartered Team
4. ALMOST EXACTLY (20) 7
5. DEVIATION (488) 0 SHADOW RANGERS (423)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 DEVIATION (488) 38 17 2 69.1 1/ 2 THE TAKEN (173) 10 5 0
2- 2 STREET WALKERS (97) 737 501 61 59.5 2- 1 STREET WALKERS (97) 6 4 0
3/ 3 THE TAKEN (173) 716 626 35 53.4 3/ 3 CARDOW HUNTERS (359) 6 9 0
4/ 4 ALMOST EXACTLY (20) 270 241 13 52.8 4/ 4 ALMOST EXACTLY (20) 5 4 0
5/ 5 BLACK SAMURAI (166) 463 452 24 50.6 5/ 5 BLACK SAMURAI (166) 5 6 0
6- 6 PERFECT TIMING (196) 39 42 1 48.1 6/ 7 CAVEMEN (480) 2 1 0
7/ 7 CARDOW HUNTERS (359) 782 969 15 44.7 7- 6 DEVIATION (488) 1 0 0
8/ 8 CAVEMEN (480) 11 14 2 44.0 8- 8 PERFECT TIMING (196) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to LAPUR once again! Woof! STREET WALKERS were a bunch of dogs
after THE TAKEN got through with 'em! 2nd ain't so sweet as 1st! What's with RISUI?
He actually beat ALMOST EXACTLY's BLOOD MAKES NOISE, and walked away with 25 more
points from the fight. Major screwup at ALMOST EXACTLY. BLOOD MAKES NOISE lost 23
points to RISUI. Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe BLOOD MAKES NOISE will provide
more easy wins... I'm sure LAPUR is excited about SHINE, the new Duelmaster from THE
TAKEN. (remember?) But when you've seen as many as I have... I suppose you want to
hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. How
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of
practive, THE TAKEN! In my day, no team with a 712-625-35 would scare me off!
What's the problem, ALMOST EXACTLY? How well I know the feeling of being the most
challenged warrior, BAK SHIELDBORN! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to
haunt you.
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting
younger every day? To die so young, so gloriously!
Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm
writing it before you read it. Oh, well. Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.
Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHINE 6009 13 8 0 109 THE TAKEN (173)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ALI BOOMBAH YAY 5874 13 1 1 138 DEVIATION (488)
-BROADZILLA 5703 16 5 0 112 STREET WALKERS (97)
-THE PAIN AINT CHEAP 5876 10 3 1 102 DEVIATION (488)
MISTER TWISTER 2207 12 9 2 94 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
-MILEY VIRUS 5588 21 15 1 91 STREET WALKERS (97)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SANDSTORM 5957 20 17 0 87 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
NEKODA 5958 14 15 0 83 BLACK SAMURAI (166)
RISUI 5985 9 6 0 82 BLACK SAMURAI (166)
TOADSMACKER 6025 9 5 0 79 THE TAKEN (173)
RED MARE 5972 20 15 0 75 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
MAUL RAT 4287 7 4 0 70 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LITTLE THIN GOD 2311 8 5 0 65 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
-JESSIE JAMES 5817 8 7 0 63 STREET WALKERS (97)
LINNAEUS 5784 11 12 2 62 CAVEMEN (480)
WINDGLASS 5947 11 29 0 62 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
BLOOD MAKES NOISE 2312 9 8 0 62 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DANCES WITH RAIN 6016 9 7 0 55 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
-CARESS OF STEEL 1704 11 5 0 54 PERFECT TIMING (196)
DEPRAVATION 6042 4 1 0 54 THE TAKEN (173)
-ROCKET SCIENCE 2822 4 6 0 48 PERFECT TIMING (196)
-ABRACADABRA 1702 7 11 1 47 PERFECT TIMING (196)
-ROOKIE MISTAKE 5875 6 5 0 47 DEVIATION (488)
-MYSTIC RHYTHM 1809 8 5 0 43 PERFECT TIMING (196)
HUNTER 6008 9 14 0 41 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
BAK SHIELDBORN 6024 9 5 0 41 THE TAKEN (173)
-PELVIS OF ELVIS 1768 7 6 0 39 PERFECT TIMING (196)
-PATTY CAKES 5866 3 3 1 39 STREET WALKERS (97)
-DONT CALLME CASSIUS 5998 5 3 0 38 DEVIATION (488)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NEVA 6048 3 0 0 30 THE TAKEN (173)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-QUEEN FOR A DAY 5913 4 2 0 27 DEVIATION (488)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HONEY BADGER 5867 4 2 0 19 STREET WALKERS (97)
HOMINY CRICKET 6040 3 2 0 15 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
-TROGLODYTE 5788 0 1 0 7 CAVEMEN (480)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
USOTARO 5991 0 6 0 BLACK SAMURAI 166 RIVER MONSTER 749 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LOL!! Ali Boombah Yay 133 points vs. Nekoda 76 points?? Seriously? Fifty-seven
points advantage is NOT a match-up, that's a freebie handout win. Puh-leeze. What
does any of the rest of us have to do in order to get one of those??
Same thing applies for Risui 55 points vs. Depravation 27 points, as well as others.
What the he!!?? Match-ups are apparently being determined by the inept and
illiterate. Can we ever expect _some_ degree of equity at least??
Well, you could issue challenges.
Blood Makes Noise -- I see you didn't fight me this time, but that's okay. I'm not
likely to go anywhere soon, unless I get killed. So come along any time. --
Sandstorm, still stunned at where he's gotten to now
Two-three this time, BUT we got three awards. I don't understand that, but I won't
complain! -- Red Mare, for the Cardow Hunters
Miley Virus -- You are a true lady, and I thank you for the chance to call myself
duelmaster. I have no illusions as to how long I can hold the title, but it's cool
anyway. -- Sandstorm
Maul Rat -- You rat! I should get a serious cat in here to hunt YOU. -- Hunter
Jessie James -- Believe it, boy. -- Red Mare
Toadsmacker -- Cheese louise! Go smack a toad, which I am NOT. -- Windglass
Bak Shieldborn -- And there you are again. I was confused by the rain turning to
snow; it threw off my rhythm. -- Dances with Rain
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
USOTARO was butchered by RIVER MONSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NEKODA bested MAUL RAT in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
LITTLE THIN GOD demolished BAK SHIELDBORN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HOMINY CRICKET was narrowly defeated by NEVA in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
SANDSTORM was devastated by SHINE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
BLOOD MAKES NOISE was devastated by RISUI in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
TOADSMACKER defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute struggle.
MISTER TWISTER overpowered RED MARE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
WINDGLASS was defeated by LINNAEUS in a 5 minute gruesome expert's melee.
HUNTER was vanquished by DEPRAVATION in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DANCES WITH RAIN won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 5 - 0 69 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 10 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 16 - 13 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 23 - 20 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 11 - 1 52 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 15 - 0 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 13 - 0 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 749 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE SHINE 6009 13 8 0 109 THE TAKEN (173)
SLASHING ATTACK MISTER TWISTER 2207 12 9 2 94 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
WALL OF STEEL SANDSTORM 5957 20 17 0 87 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
AIMED BLOW RISUI 5985 9 6 0 82 BLACK SAMURAI (166)
BASHING ATTACK MAUL RAT 4287 7 4 0 70 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
LUNGING ATTACK BLOOD MAKES NOISE 2312 9 8 0 62 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DANCES WITH RAIN 6016 9 7 0 55 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
TOTAL PARRY BAK SHIELDBORN 6024 9 5 0 41 THE TAKEN (173)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RED MARE 5972. The most popular warrior this turn
was LITTLE THIN GOD 2311. The ten other most popular fighters were WINDGLASS 5947,
SHINE 6009, DANCES WITH RAIN 6016, NEVA 6048, TOADSMACKER 6025, HOMINY CRICKET 6040,
MISTER TWISTER 2207, DEPRAVATION 6042, NEKODA 5958, and MAUL RAT 4287.
The least popular fighter this week was HUNTER 6008. The other ten least popular
fighters were RED MARE 5972, BLOOD MAKES NOISE 2312, SANDSTORM 5957, BAK SHIELDBORN
6024, USOTARO 5991, LINNAEUS 5784, RISUI 5985, MAUL RAT 4287, NEKODA 5958, and
DEPRAVATION 6042.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ALI BOOMBAH YAY (29-5874) DEVIATION (488)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BONNIE 2780 (207-134-9) 5 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HYDROPONICUS 4605 (49-40-0) 3 3 0 BLUNT FORCE
ORATHAI 4598 (31-22-1) 2 3 0 ECHL-EAST
CAPTAIN KIRK 5754 (48-24-2) 0 3 0 TREKKERS
THE CREEPER 2738 (84-43-2) 0 3 0 THE TAKEN
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TRINKET 5517 (56-52-1) 2 3 0 SERPENTS HOLD
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PLUTONIUM PUNCH 5669 (23-9-0) 0 3 0 METAL MINCERS
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THE WHITE RABBIT 5815 (8-2-0) 4 3 0 EVIL EATER BUNNIES
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
YEZURA 5953 (14-10-1) 0 3 0 THE TAKEN
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ALI BOOMBAH YAY 5874 (8-1-1) 8 3 0 DEVIATION
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NO ENGLISH 5774 (0-0-0) 7 3 0 BASH BROS TAXI
VIVARIN 4372 (0-0-0) 7 3 0 MOVING DAY
SESAME PLACE 6033 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 TOURIST TRAPS
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the
Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.