DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/25/2026 Duedate: 03/10/2026
IAYE ARENA
DM 30 TURN 1036
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PROSPECTOR WILLIE
BOOT HILL (522)
(30-5994) [12-2-0,146]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PROSPECTOR WILLIE POSITION IS EMPTY
BOOT HILL (522)
(30-5994) [12-2-0,146]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
SELLSWORD LORD MONTY
HARD KNOCKS (531) THE YOUNG ONES (455)
(30-6076) [13-5-0,93] (30-6117) [4-3-1,43]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
HARD KNOCKS (531)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BOOT HILL (522) 41
2. LENPROS (145) 27 HARD KNOCKS (531)
3. THE YOUNG ONES (455) 10 Unchartered Team
4. CLOWDER W/ CLAWS (529) 4
5. THE DONALD'S DELI (533) -1 CELESTIAL STUFF (239)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 HARD KNOCKS (531) 55 32 3 63.2 1/ 1 HARD KNOCKS (531) 9 4 0
2/ 3 LENPROS (145) 2051 1197 74 63.1 2/ 5 LENPROS (145) 7 1 0
3/ 4 BOOT HILL (522) 41 28 3 59.4 3/ 2 THE YOUNG ONES (455) 7 8 1
4- 6 NEON KNIGHTS 30 (524) 64 50 4 56.1 4/ 3 BOOT HILL (522) 4 2 1
5/ 5 THE YOUNG ONES (455) 101 79 9 56.1 5/ 4 THE DONALD'S DELI (533) 2 1 0
6/ 7 CLOWDER W/ CLAWS (529) 55 59 1 48.2 6/ 6 CLOWDER W/ CLAWS (529) 2 11 0
7- 9 YAMA BUSHI (49) 205 240 8 46.1 7- 9 NEON KNIGHTS 30 (524) 0 2 0
8/ 8 THE DONALD'S DELI (533) 8 10 0 44.4 8- 8 YAMA BUSHI (49) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Greetings and Salutations, people of Iaye.
Baz, it seems that a rematch with Tender Fury was an "unavoidable" fate. And as strong
as you are, I have no doubt that greater glory awaits you. Indeed, Tender Fury was
hard pressed to rebuke that battleaxe smashing repeatedly at her, but her sword
ultimately prevailed.
I feel that I must announce that due to the Gladiatorial Commission's policy, I will
withhold Tender Fury from regular arena matches for proper placement in the the
tournament. No disrespect to the title of Duelmaster intended, and all glory to the
next to take the title.
Ad gloriam!
-- Bobby Bigfoot, manager of Duelmaster Tender Fury and team Hard Knocks
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Coming up with a solid 4-0-0 outing, LENPROS
has advanced 3 places in the rankings. Hey everybody, watch out for CALAMITY JANE,
who flew up 25 points in the rankings after mashing =^.^= like a melon. Keep your
eye on this gal. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. TET
OFFENSIVE was subdued by KENDAL MINTCAKE and drops 24 points. Try as hard as the
HARD KNOCKS stable might, they were unable to find their warrior (and ex-Duelmaster)
TENDER FURY before this week's fights. In front of all the crowds, PROSPECTOR WILLIE
took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. An apple a day
keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Did you hear that THE YOUNG ONES was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the
personal hygiene of THE YOUNG ONES' warriors, I'm not surprised! For those of you
who like math, try this one: THE YOUNG ONES + Weapons That go Boom = LENPROS + Avoid
City. Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, NEAL would be president.
Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Well, the arena is no place for slow learners (and
hopefully T.P.s) and CALAMITY JANE demonstrated that very violently on =^.^='s body.
Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on
the road to Duelmaster.
Well, there's the manager of the IAYE giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report.
Good luck in next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can
pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PROSPECTOR WILLIE 5994 12 2 0 146 BOOT HILL (522)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TENDER FURY 6078 15 4 0 138 HARD KNOCKS (531)
CALAMITY JANE 5993 9 4 2 113 BOOT HILL (522)
BAZ 6100 13 3 2 103 THE YOUNG ONES (455)
MAX 5995 27 8 0 98 LENPROS (145)
-KRIEGHUND 6077 13 6 3 98 HARD KNOCKS (531)
NEAL 4710 18 22 0 93 THE YOUNG ONES (455)
SELLSWORD 6076 13 5 0 93 HARD KNOCKS (531)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KIEL-SAN 2305 9 5 1 78 YAMA BUSHI (49)
SNUFFY 6091 7 7 0 77 LENPROS (145)
MURDER MITTENS 6052 11 13 1 75 CLOWDER W/ CLAWS (529)
TACO TUESDAY 6110 8 5 0 70 THE DONALD'S DELI (533)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRY ME 6055 13 11 0 68 CLOWDER W/ CLAWS (529)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RULE OF THUMB 6080 10 8 0 66 HARD KNOCKS (531)
BACKSTABBATH 6053 10 14 0 58 CLOWDER W/ CLAWS (529)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARY CATHERINE 6083 12 7 0 52 LENPROS (145)
KENDAL MINTCAKE 6089 4 3 1 51 THE YOUNG ONES (455)
WARLOCK 6101 8 8 1 49 THE YOUNG ONES (455)
LORD MONTY 6117 4 3 1 43 THE YOUNG ONES (455)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TET OFFENSIVE 6084 4 8 0 30 HARD KNOCKS (531)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ANNIE OAKLEY 6088 1 0 0 21 BOOT HILL (522)
-MYSTIC DREAM 6097 2 1 0 7 NEON KNIGHTS 30 (524)
AUNT ONA 6126 1 0 0 6 LENPROS (145)
I SUMMON BAGAGWA 6121 0 1 0 1 CLOWDER W/ CLAWS (529)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
=^.^= 6054 13 11 0 CLOWDER W/ CLAWS 529 CALAMITY JANE 5993 1036
PERSONAL ADS
Health. Humility. Honor. Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro
Lovin' the Bobbie DM Columns. Kudos. -- Lenpro
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SELLSWORD was devastated by PROSPECTOR WILLIE in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
MAX outlasted NEAL in a slow 26 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
SNUFFY won victory over TRY ME in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory Challenge brawl.
RULE OF THUMB overpowered BACKSTABBATH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BAZ devastated TACO TUESDAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
=^.^= was executed by CALAMITY JANE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MURDER MITTENS overpowered WARLOCK in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
LORD MONTY lost to MARY CATHERINE in a popular 6 minute duel.
TET OFFENSIVE was vanquished by KENDAL MINTCAKE in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
I SUMMON BAGAGWA was beaten by AUNT ONA in a 2 minute novice's melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 6 - 1 68 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 18 - 2 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 22 - 0 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 13 - 12 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 15 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 1036 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK PROSPECTOR WILLIE 5994 12 2 0 146 BOOT HILL (522)
AIMED BLOW CALAMITY JANE 5993 9 4 2 113 BOOT HILL (522)
STRIKING ATTACK BAZ 6100 13 3 2 103 THE YOUNG ONES (455)
TOTAL PARRY MAX 5995 27 8 0 98 LENPROS (145)
WALL OF STEEL TACO TUESDAY 6110 8 5 0 70 THE DONALD'S DELI (533)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SELLSWORD 6076. The most popular warrior this turn
was LORD MONTY 6117. The ten other most popular fighters were SNUFFY 6091, BAZ 6100,
MURDER MITTENS 6052, AUNT ONA 6126, PROSPECTOR WILLIE 5994, KENDAL MINTCAKE 6089,
CALAMITY JANE 5993, SELLSWORD 6076, RULE OF THUMB 6080, and I SUMMON BAGAGWA 6121.
The least popular fighter this week was NEAL 4710. The other ten least popular
fighters were MAX 5995, TET OFFENSIVE 6084, MARY CATHERINE 6083, WARLOCK 6101, =^.^=
6054, TACO TUESDAY 6110, BACKSTABBATH 6053, TRY ME 6055, I SUMMON BAGAGWA 6121, and
RULE OF THUMB 6080.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
HAWKEYE (3-6680) M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND (84-25543) 102811E (4536)
RAYMOND ZUSSMAN (84-3696) MEDAL OF HONOR J5 (719)
SFC12 (84-23960) MEDAL OF HONOR 113 (4249)
DIRE LAPDOG (85-16884) THIRSTY THUGS 1656 (3094)
IVY MANIAC (85-20516) SBLI 32 (3757)
TEDDY (86-28500) RANDOMNESS 41 (5234)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes