DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/17/2003    Duedate: 12/30/2003

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-464

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SONIC TACO
TRIP OUT (287)
(30-4337) [13-6-1,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SONIC TACO                     WANKER X
TRIP OUT (287)                 SQUAD WANKERSON (419)
(30-4337) [13-6-1,105]         (30-4354) [4-1-1,25]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MAD MAX                        DUMB, DUMB
I TRAINED THEM (331)           RED DOG GANG (356)
(30-3874) [7-9-1,93]           (30-4235) [12-52-0,92]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TRIP OUT (287)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GAMEHENDGE (299)            37
2. TRIP OUT (287)              31      I TRAINED THEM (331)
3. RED DOG GANG (356)          20      Unchartered Team
4. SQUAD WANKERSON (419)        2
5. RUNNERS (426)                2      SQUAD WANKERSON (419)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*CATCH-22 (427)             2   0  0  100   1/ 1 TRIP OUT (287)            9  4 1
 2/ 2*SQUAD WANKERSON (419)      4   1  1 80.0   2/ 2 GAMEHENDGE (299)          8  7 0
 3/ 3 I TRAINED THEM (331)     185 101  7 64.7   3/ 4 I TRAINED THEM (331)      4  3 0
 4/ 4 TRIP OUT (287)           105  81  5 56.5   4/ 3 RED DOG GANG (356)        4 11 0
 5/ 7 GAMEHENDGE (299)          36  40  3 47.4   5/ 6*SQUAD WANKERSON (419)     2  0 0
 6/ 8 RED DOG GANG (356)       307 433  6 41.5   6- 5*CATCH-22 (427)            2  0 0
 7/ 5*RUNNERS (426)              1   2  0 33.3   7/ 7*RUNNERS (426)             1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

           + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Andorians Abroad #21 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Skaithvarn:

     "Bound to be trouble there," Hallie O'Dene said almost cheerfully.  She guided
her horse toward the half-hidden tower.  "It's too pat to be anything but a trap."
     "You've got that right, doll," Raoul agreed.  "But it just might be a trap for
sheep.  Let's see how it handles some wolves."
     "It might be a perfectly innocent tower," Jeri Northwind protested.
     "It MIGHT, doll, but I don't think so.  It--"
     "If it was a 'perfectly innocent' building, whether ruined or whole, I'd have
heard of it," Hallie said.  "It's my job to hear of such things.  Besides, this isn't
the first time I've been down this road, and I don't recall seeing that tower before.
Maybe--MAYBE I missed it because I didn't need it, but...."
     "But it's the kind of thing you would be looking for anyway," Raoul said.
Thunder crashed suddenly.  He squinted at the trees.
     If there was going to be lightning, the trees might be risky shelter at best.
Of course, riding down a road with nothing nearby as tall as three gladiators on
their horses wouldn't be safe, either.  The horses seemed to have their own ideas and
ran in under the trees at the edge of the road, not quite fast enough to avoid the
deluge that suddenly burst from the clouds.
     Even the trees didn't provide much shelter from that driving downpour.  Raoul
took off his hat and tried to shake the water from it, then shrugged and put it back
on.  "Not much choice--risk the tower or drown where we sit."  He urged his horse
forward.  The light wasn't good now that the rain had closed over them, but he
thought he could see a door of planks weathered to almost the same gray as the
stones.
     As they approached, the door moved.  Opened into the black interior of the
tower.
     "Probably haunted," Hallie muttered.  "If we're lucky.  If not...well, all the
vampires may not be in Leemith.  And there are robbers, and--"
     "Oh, stop!" Jeri protested.  "At least not robbers--they couldn't have BUILT the
tower since you were here last, could they?"
     "If they had a wizard--"
     A figure appeared in the doorway.  Between the rain and the shadow of the trees
now, it was little more than a pale, moving shape until they got close.  Too close
now to flee, if they had to and he was any kind of wizard.
     An old man, Raoul saw, but not bent or shriveled with his age.  Tall, lean as a
bone, with a narrow, hawk's face, hair more gray than red, wearing a simple robe of
natural-colored wool.  He made a gesture that was half an offer of shelter, half a
command that they enter.
     "Come out of the rain," he said.  His voice was deep and cold, and he spoke
Fratsfan with a slight accent like none that Raoul had ever heard before.  He stepped
toward the doorway ahead of them.  "I have a great aversion to becoming wet."
     After a brief hesitation, Raoul dismounted and moved forward, leading his horse.
"We didn't expect to find a shelter along this stretch of the coast," he said,
shaking what rain he could from his clothes before entering.  The room within was
circular and large, filling the whole base of the tower.  A fire burned on a hearth
to one side.  It looked like the part near the door had been used to stable horses
before, and recently.
     "This tower has been here a long time," the man said.  He turned back at the
fireplace and watched the women enter behind Raoul.  "But it has not always been...
visible."
     "You're a wizard," Hallie said.
     It wasn't a question, but the man bowed his head slightly.  "Perhaps the
greatest.  I am Kaldrehn of Krael."
     One of the women drew a breath in shock; Raoul didn't look back to see which
one.  He didn't want to turn his back on this man.  "It figures that a great wizard
wouldn't have been caught in the destruction of Krael," he agreed.  "But I'm
surprised I haven't heard of you before.  You don't have the look of a recluse."
     Kaldrehn laughed.  "And so I am not."  His gaze shifted from Raoul to look
past--at the women, probably.  "Not at all a recluse.  Nor a man to endure the tedium
of the dark centuries between the fall of Krael and the present, if it could be
avoided.  A man with skill enough can move behind time from one era to another, as he
wills."  His smile was not reassuring.  "As I willed."

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 238): LUMBERING WAIF of HAPLESS WAIF (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 478): RICK DERRIS of VIEW ASKEW (Angus, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 477): ATROPHY of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 470): WOF-A-MIT of ROCK ETTS (Pie-Rite, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 467): SLIM SHADY of THE MC5 (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 466): NOLAN ORGEL of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 467): MR. GRINCH of HEADBANGERS (Sablon-O-Vlad, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 463): SONIC TACO of TRIP OUT (Angus, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 429): CMOT DIBBLER of THE DISC (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 422): PELICAN of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 415): ANASTASIA of RUBY DRAGONS (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 186): RED EYE of ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 326): BLACK CAT of SHADOW SIGNS (Shadowgate, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 316): GORDIAN of WHY KNOT (Clove-Hitch, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 140): LOKI of ARCTIC GUARDS (Yukon Cornelius, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 363): EARTHQUAKE of NATURAL DISASTERS from ARADI (Soultaker)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 238): Z GLADIATORZ (Mr. Zee, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 478): SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 477): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 470): THE REPUBLICANS (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 467): THE MC5 (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 466): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 467): HEADBANGERS (Sablon-O-Vlad, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 463): none
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 429): WIMPS MOST FOWL (Wimpy, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 422): THE FLINTSTONES (Lord Genesis, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 415): HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 186): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 326): RED AVENGERS (Rage Man, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 316): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 140): SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 363): SUNNYDALE, etc. (LHI, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 478): HARRY POTTER of GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (Godric Gryffindor)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 477): ATROPHY of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 470): WOF-A-MIT of ROCK ETTS (Pie-Rite, mgr.)
                           SNAKE IN THE GRASS of SERPENTINE INC. (Floyd, mgr.)
               (turn 469): HOMELESS PRINCE of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellubmo)
                           EDWIN MEESE of CONSPIRACY INC. (?, mgr.)
                           HOW--LITE of ROCK ETTS (Pie-Rite, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 467): SLIM SHADY of THE MC5 (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 185): VIOLENT VIOLET of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
                            SQUASH BUTT of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
                            PYROTECHNICIAN of THE FURIOUS FIVE (Generalissimo Puerco)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 326): BLACK CAT of SHADOW SIGNS (Shadowgate, mgr.)
              (turn 325): THE LIMELIGHT of CLUB CULTURE (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 316): GORDIAN of WHY KNOT (Clove-Hitch, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 140): GHOULSHINE of MONSTER RANCHER (Hombre, mgr.)
                 (turn 139): BATTLEMAGE of SHADOW MAGIC (Shadowgate, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Well, it looks like I finally get my wish next turn...a challenger champion has
arrived.  Sound the alarms, call the guard and prepare a feast.  Maybe Santie Clause
thought I was a good girl this year?  Wishful thinking?  Perhaps.
     Mad Max of I Trained Them.  Let's see...that's Soultaker's crew, if I'm not
mistaken.  Must be time to even out the FE before the big tournament next month, eh?
Well, we're glad to have you here for however long, ST.  Maybe you could bring a few
friends?  I'd prefer if they were young, tall, dark and Andorian if you can manage
it.  A girl's gotta have her standards, hon.
     As per usual I'd like to give a quick shout out to Dumb, Dumb and the Red Dog
Gang.  Love having you guys here.
     Cheer for me...I like my purple blankie.

               Duelmistress Sonic Taco,
               Trip Out

P.S.  Just so you know, if I do in fact lose next turn I'm keeping the blankie.  Deal
with it.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt IAYE will ever be the same.  And let's see, ICCULUS fought TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE 
and gained 16 points and contributed to GAMEHENDGE's 3-2-0.  RILLION has lost to 
TELA, falling 6 points, while helping make I TRAINED THEM a 1-2-0 turn.  The attempts 
to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and SONIC TACO remains IAYE's top warrior for 
another turn.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their 
losing fighters do dishes at The Rat Nest until they win.  Maybe?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  I also notice that the GAMEHENDGE stable was 
the most avoided team this turn.  Come on IAYE, what are you afraid of?  And guess 
who avoided GAMEHENDGE stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was I TRAINED THEM.  
Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that TELA from GAMEHENDGE was 
IAYE's most challenged warrior this turn.  In a brave attempt, THE GOOSE from RUNNERS 
challenged up 19 points to fight WANKER X from the SQUAD WANKERSON stable.  THE GOOSE 
perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he was subdued by WANKER X and ended up with 
6 recognition points.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  Had I not seen it, it would be hard 
to believe.  HOT JELLO LUV was sent to the Dark Arena and lived to tell about it!  
Makes you think, no?  Is it really true that IAYE has more dishwashers per capita 
that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords 
sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SONIC TACO 4337              13   6  1   105       TRIP OUT (287)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAD MAX 3874                  7   9  1    93       I TRAINED THEM (331)
 DUMB, DUMB 4235              12  52  0    92       RED DOG GANG (356)
 SLOTH 3013                   10   4  1    92       GAMEHENDGE (299)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHERKO 4288                  19  27  0    84       RED DOG GANG (356)
-IVY 3857                     11   7  0    77       I TRAINED THEM (331)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNOTMAN 4290                  7   3  1    54       I TRAINED THEM (331)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TELA 2973                     8   7  0    40       GAMEHENDGE (299)
 MESSENGER BIRD 4414           4   5  0    39       GAMEHENDGE (299)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOT JELLO LUV 4407            5   7  1    33       TRIP OUT (287)
 QUICKSAND JESUS 4429          4   2  0    27       TRIP OUT (287)
 WANKER X 4354                 4   1  1    25       SQUAD WANKERSON (419)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARK CHOCOLATE 4412           5   5  1    21       RED DOG GANG (356)
 SHATNER'S WEAVE 4432          4   1  0    21       TRIP OUT (287)
 FIREDOG 4428                  3   4  0    20       RED DOG GANG (356)
 SONORA SARA 4411              4   6  0    18       RED DOG GANG (356)
 RILLION 4313                  2   2  0    16       I TRAINED THEM (331)
 ICCULUS 4453                  1   0  0    16       GAMEHENDGE (299)
-MAJOR MAJOR 4443              1   0  0    13       CATCH-22 (427)
-YOSSARIAN 4444                1   0  0    11       CATCH-22 (427)
-NULN 4431                     2   1  0     9       I TRAINED THEM (331)
 THE GOOSE 4438                1   2  0     6       RUNNERS (426)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
DARK CHAMPION 383      0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          HOT JELLO LUV 4407    464 NONE    
ERRAND WOLFE 4433      0  3 0 GAMEHENDGE 299        MOUNTAIN TROLL 377    464 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Mad Max -- My complements to your trainer. -- Cherko the sore and aching
P.S.  I think you broke a couple of my ribs.

Wanker X -- (sigh)  I hate that--when I'm ranked ahead and then I lose.  I would
rather just win or lose and be DONE with it, you know? -- Sonora Sara
P.S.  Caramba.  I forgot that part.

Sonic Taco -- Your personal brilliance never fails to amaze us.  That you can learn
three skills from Dumb, even now, is nothing short of miraculous. -- Goff

Rillion -- ANOTHER Rillion?  There's already a warrior named Rillion in Free Blades.
You must be multiplying like amoebas.  Gad. -- Firedog

Errand Wolfe -- Never doubt the power of chocolate. -- Dark Chocolate

Sonic Taco -- (look of mute admiration) -- Dumb, Dumb

2 December 2003
ZalCon2, ZalCon Reloaded
Where:  Jhelum, DM 4
When:  February 9th or 23rd, 2003 (TBA when Mail In date set)
How Long:  20 Turns

Restrictions:  Zero FE at start of contest.  Must announce warrior styles by second
arena fight to receive points.  No prize modified warriors.  No entry to July Face,
No TV Challenges.  All prizes to be used exclusively on warriors from the contest
team only.

Awards:
     First Initiate Duelmaster (FID):  First warrior announced in the contest to
          reach the throne.
     Prize:  Limited Damage Potion, increasing damage for 1 warrior by one rating to
          max for ST/SZ.
     Warrior MVP:  Top warrior based on MVP points accrued in the contest.
     Prize:  Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge for any warrior on team, +1
          to bonus in any skill area up to max for style for 1 warrior on team, 2
          nights stay at Winter FTF Hotel.
     Team MVP:  Top Team based on MVP points accrued in contest by all the teams
          warriors.
     Prize:  Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge, +1 to Bonus, 6 Months Free
          Play, 20 Rollups.
     Warrior MVP Top 11:  Next 10 warriors on MVP list at the end of the contest.
     Prize:  +1 to Bonus
     Style Master:  Top warrior in each style based on Style Master points accrued in
          the contest.
     Prize:  Favorites Knowledge of any warrior on team.
     Iron Manager Award:  Minimum 95 fights in contest by any team.
     Prize:  Choice of free entry for team to 2005 Winter Face or +1 to Bonus for one
          warrior.

MVP Point System:  +1 for Win, Fight, Kill, Recognition Leader (after Round 3), -1
Death, +2 Duelmaster, +2 each 3 Consecutive turns as DM, +1 Quality Win (any win over
opponent with 5 or more Rec), +1 for each 10 Rec points over 5 in win (+1 for 5-14
above, +2 for 15-24 above, +3 for 25-34 above).
Style Master Point System:  +2 Style Master, +1 Win vs. Same Style Opponent, +1 Win
vs. Same Style Master, +1 for 3 Consecutive Turns as Style Master (rolling).

     Please direct any question about rules or clarifications to me, Robert
Occhipinti, via Diplo to DM74, 1988 Dodgers or email to zalgor@hotmail.com.  All
rules decisions made by me are final and binding within the confines of this contest.

8 December 2003
Greetings!  I would like to invite everyone to Jhans (DM 36) for the first annual kLk
St. Valentine's Day Massacre (kill contest).  We will start the contest off with the
ceremonial burning of the Andorian flag on turn 450.  (Six turns away.  Roughly mid-
February.)  The contest will run for 10 turns.  On turn 461, 3 separate victors will
be announced.  Team with the most kills, warrior with the most kills, and alliance
with the most kills.  Prizes will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most
kills and to the manager of the warrior with the most kills.  The prizes will
probably be team roll-ups.  The number of roll-ups has yet to be determined.  The
contest is sponsored by Jhans' newest, (but by the time the contest starts) largest
alliance, the kLk (pronounced "klick"). -- Polarius, mgr. of Blitzkrieg DM 36

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HOT JELLO LUV butchered DARK CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ERRAND WOLFE was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
QUICKSAND JESUS overpowered SONORA SARA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
RILLION was devastated by TELA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE GOOSE was savagely defeated by WANKER X in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
SONIC TACO defeated MAD MAX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's Title struggle.
SLOTH handily defeated CHERKO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DUMB, DUMB viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute uneven duel.
MESSENGER BIRD was viciously subdued by SNOTMAN in a 2 minute gory duel.
SHATNER'S WEAVE luckily beat DARK CHOCOLATE in a dull 15 minute gory match.
FIREDOG overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ICCULUS bested TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   2 -  0      83  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  10 -  1      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  11 -  1      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   8 -  1      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  11 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  19 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  13 -  2      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   9 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW         5 -  10 -  1      33  |

Turn 464 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0                                       2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     SONIC TACO 4337            13   6  1  105 TRIP OUT (287)
PARRY-LUNGE      SLOTH 3013                 10   4  1   92 GAMEHENDGE (299)
LUNGING ATTACK   SNOTMAN 4290                7   3  1   54 I TRAINED THEM (331)
SLASHING ATTACK  TELA 2973                   8   7  0   40 GAMEHENDGE (299)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MAD MAX 3874.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DUMB, DUMB 4235.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE GOOSE 4438, WANKER 
X 4354, SNOTMAN 4290, HOT JELLO LUV 4407, TELA 2973, SONIC TACO 4337, ICCULUS 4453, 
QUICKSAND JESUS 4429, MAD MAX 3874, and SLOTH 3013.

The least popular fighter this week was SHATNER'S WEAVE 4432.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DARK CHOCOLATE 4412, CHERKO 4288, RILLION 4313, SONORA SARA 
4411, FIREDOG 4428, ERRAND WOLFE 4433, MESSENGER BIRD 4414, SLOTH 3013, MAD MAX 3874, 
and QUICKSAND JESUS 4429.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XXXII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HISSY FIT 3308 (115-58-0)              4  3  0         MY WIFE              
SALUKI 3253 (78-51-1)                  1  4  0         DOG DAY AFTERNOON    

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SATAN'S GIFT 2U 2056 (59-47-1)         1  3  0         PERFECT HARMONY      
MEANT 2B GOD 2055 (53-56-2)            0  2  0         PERFECT HARMONY      

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NEPHRON 4147 (21-21-1)                 5  3  0         I GOTTA GO           
FUNKY ELVIS 2754 (17-14-0)             4  3  0         TRIP OUT             
PURPLE DONKEY 2751 (21-13-0)           1  3  0         TRIP OUT             

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLOODY MOUTH 3823 (8-13-0)             8  2  0         BLOOD OATH           
CHAOS OGRE 4197 (10-3-1)               5  3  0         SOWERS OF THUNDER    
IVY 3857 (11-7-0)                      1  3  0         I TRAINED THEM       
BLOOD DRIVE 3822 (10-3-1)              0  1  0  DEAD   BLOOD OATH           

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TECK WEE SEAH 4267 (8-3-0)             8  2  0         PERLIS OPEN          
SONIC TACO 4337 (10-5-1)               5  3  0         TRIP OUT             
GAZELLE HOUND 3629 (11-7-0)            0  2  0         DOG DAY AFTERNOON    
ONE-GAL-BAND 4370 (4-4-0)              0  2  0         CARNIVAL             

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GREAT DANE 3858 (4-3-0)                1  3  0         DOG DAY AFTERNOON    
HOT JELLO LUV 4407 (2-6-0)             0  2  0         TRIP OUT             

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SUPA DUPA FLY 4415 (4-1-0)             0  2  0         TRIP OUT             

NOVICES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WANKER X 4354 (2-1-1)                  7  3  0         SQUAD WANKERSON      
SHATNER'S WEAVE 4432 (1-0-0)           3  3  0         TRIP OUT             
NULN 4431 (2-0-0)                      0  2  0         I TRAINED THEM       

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LAMENTATION 4399 (0-0-0)               5  3  0  DEAD   THE BROTHERHOOD      
LOWSEWORT 4392 (0-0-0)                 0  2  0  DEAD   THE HEALING PETAL    
THE DRAGON 4420 (0-0-0)                0  2  0         WRESTLMANIACS        

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HELL'S WHISPER 2227 (14-5-2)           8  2  0         PERFECT HARMONY      
ADANTRI SCHOLAR 4391 (5-7-0)           0  2  0  DEAD   ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY  
CTHULHU 3435 (12-9-0)                  0  2  0         MYTHOS               
NYARLATHOTEP 3343 (17-12-1)            0  2  0         MYTHOS               
TRAUMATIZER 4129 (14-21-0)             0  2  0         WOWBAGGERS           

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RIENHART 3692 (11-9-1)                 1  3  0         CONCENTRATION        

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VIVISECTOR 4227 (3-5-0)                1  3  0         WOWBAGGERS           
ITHYPHOBIA 4299 (3-0-1)                0  1  0  DEAD   GONNA GET YA         
TRICK OR TREAT 2053 (1-1-0)            0  2  0         PERFECT HARMONY      

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STONE COLD 4315 (0-0-0)                9  2  0  DEAD   WRESTLMANIACS