DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 04/06/2005 Duedate: 04/19/2005 IAYE ARENA DM-30 TURN-494 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS BERTHA THE WARLOCKS (430) (30-4469) [16-0-0,129] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader BERTHA STINGER THE WARLOCKS (430) RANDOM (391) (30-4469) [16-0-0,129] (30-4098) [5-4-0,65] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite MESSENGER BIRD THE WIND GAMEHENDGE (299) GAMEHENDGE (299) (30-4414) [15-11-2,126] (30-4461) [10-6-1,59] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM THE WARLOCKS (430) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. GAMEHENDGE (299) 45 2. THE WARLOCKS (430) 26 THE WARLOCKS (430) 3. LENPROS (145) 22 Unchartered Team 4. RED DOG GANG (356) 20 5. RANDOM (391) 12 CRYSTAL PALACE (435) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 THE WARLOCKS (430) 61 19 5 76.3 1/ 2 THE WARLOCKS (430) 11 4 1 2/ 2*CRYSTAL PALACE (435) 7 3 0 70.0 2/ 1 GAMEHENDGE (299) 9 5 1 3/ 3 THE A'S -- LOSERS (431) 68 41 2 62.4 3/ 3 RED DOG GANG (356) 9 6 1 4/ 4 LENPROS (145) 805 541 24 59.8 4/ 4 THE A'S -- LOSERS (431) 8 5 0 5/ 5 GAMEHENDGE (299) 86 71 7 54.8 5/ 7 WRESTLMANIACS (73) 6 4 0 6/ 7*RANDOM (391) 7 6 0 53.8 6/ 6 LENPROS (145) 4 8 0 7/ 6 WRESTLMANIACS (73) 38 36 3 51.4 7/ 5*CRYSTAL PALACE (435) 3 3 0 8- 8*LOW BLOW (436) 1 1 0 50.0 8/10*RANDOM (391) 2 1 0 9/10 RED DOG GANG (356) 380 506 7 42.9 9/ 8*RESCUE RANGERS II (385) 1 1 0 10/ 9*RESCUE RANGERS II (385) 1 2 0 33.3 10- 9*LOW BLOW (436) 1 1 0 11-11*INHUMANS III (437) 0 2 0 0.0 11-11*INHUMANS III (437) 0 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of IAYE brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, GAMEHENDGE, since THE WARLOCKS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see ROWDY RODDY win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, ROWDY RODDY beat STEINBACH and STEINBACH lost 19 points. You're breakin' my heart. SENATOR SEDALIA challenged IAYE's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And if variety is the spice of life, IAYE may be getting bland, as BERTHA stays top dog in the city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, IAYE? Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. What's the big D? GAMEHENDGE was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like LENPROS avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. DR. ROSENZWEIG was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. Looks like time for laurels or hemlock, THE ROCK was challenged by MESSENGER BIRD, who was ranked 32 points below him. Well, ok, the upstart knave (where've I heard that before?) won this match and gained 37 points to boot! Ha ha ha, THE ROCK. Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for IAYE's morgue. More variety. Ya gotta go sometime, and THE ROCK's time was this time. Hmmm, not a bad fighter, had he lived... (what? me pity?). The bigger they are, as they say. And what I say is that MESSENGER BIRD had better watch out for WRESTLMANIACS, seeing as THE ROCK felled it this turn. So, THE A'S -- LOSERS II, just going to let LARUSSA rot in peace are we? Bye bye Bloodfeud, hello gloating arrogant ADMIRAL ISO. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later? What does the IAYE arena have in common with the inns? It's just as comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BERTHA 4469 16 0 0 129 THE WARLOCKS (430) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MESSENGER BIRD 4414 15 11 2 126 GAMEHENDGE (299) DARK STAR 4468 14 2 1 111 THE WARLOCKS (430) TELA 2973 19 16 0 110 GAMEHENDGE (299) SENATOR SEDALIA 4245 13 7 0 93 LENPROS (145) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GISSANNIAH 4486 11 8 0 88 RED DOG GANG (356) SIERRA 4477 13 4 1 86 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431) ADMIRAL ISO 4202 13 8 2 80 LENPROS (145) FREEDA 4485 9 10 0 80 RED DOG GANG (356) H. HATRACK 4481 11 4 2 68 THE WARLOCKS (430) DR. ROSENZWEIG 4247 11 5 0 67 LENPROS (145) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CRAZY FINGERS 4480 9 6 1 65 THE WARLOCKS (430) STINGER 4098 5 4 0 65 RANDOM (391) THE RIVER 4460 13 3 0 62 GAMEHENDGE (299) THE WIND 4461 10 6 1 59 GAMEHENDGE (299) ROWDY RODDY 621 8 8 0 57 WRESTLMANIACS (73) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CANDYMAN 4467 11 5 1 56 THE WARLOCKS (430) WALT WEISS 4482 10 5 0 50 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431) STONE COLD 4315 2 0 0 39 WRESTLMANIACS (73) STEINBACH 4473 7 11 0 36 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431) COCO B. WARE 685 9 6 0 35 WRESTLMANIACS (73) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OUTBACK JACK 672 8 8 2 35 WRESTLMANIACS (73) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RISHTEKE 4511 6 5 0 31 RED DOG GANG (356) PERROJO 4510 4 7 1 28 RED DOG GANG (356) ENCHANTED 4517 4 1 0 25 CRYSTAL PALACE (435) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -MOPT 4103 2 0 0 22 RANDOM (391) THE CLEAR 4539 2 0 0 22 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431) -STENCH 4524 1 0 0 20 LOW BLOW (436) WROTE THE BOOK 4540 1 1 0 18 GAMEHENDGE (299) PASTOR PENTANE 4519 2 2 1 17 LENPROS (145) UNSCATHED 4516 3 2 0 15 CRYSTAL PALACE (435) MONTY 4037 1 1 0 14 RESCUE RANGERS II (385) BIGFOOTS 4512 2 7 0 13 RED DOG GANG (356) PARATOMS 4520 0 1 0 7 LENPROS (145) BIG MAC 4547 1 0 0 5 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431) -QUAGMIRE 4522 0 1 0 1 LOW BLOW (436) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? LARUSSA 4508 7 1 1 THE A'S -- LOSERS 431 ADMIRAL ISO 4202 490 NOT REVE ZIPPER 4034 0 1 0 RESCUE RANGERS II 385 PASTOR PENTANE 4519 491 THE ROCK 4314 10 2 1 WRESTLMANIACS 73 MESSENGER BIRD 4414 494 PERSONAL ADS Unscathed -- No, you're not. You've got a loss. -- Bigfoots, pointing out the obvious (he's good at that) Tela -- Well, at least you didn't take long. Ouch. -- Gissanniah Dr. Rosenzweig -- No, you may NOT "play doctor" with me. The nerve! -- Freeda Fratsfan Noble? As if! -- Perrojo I don't call it polite when a beggar comes out with a sword. I call it mugging. -- Rishteke Bertha -- Tough match for the DM crown, wouldn't you say? But with that record you deserve the title. Good luck. -- Lenpro Leeta -- Sure seems that way. Maybe we can get some of these other managers excited enough to generate a few personals? -- Lenpro 0-3? It has been a long time since the Lenpros were handled in that manner. Whew! Competition is tough! Iaye Forever! Health. Humility. Honor. -- Lenpro (feeling a big dose of that humility at the moment) Dark Star -- I have to admit that outcome seems more likely than the one of our last meeting. Salute. -- Admiral Iso Enchanted -- Well fought! You deserved that one. I will not be as surprised next time. And I will pray more. -- Pastor Pentane Freeda -- There was no doctor in THAT fight. Wow! Well done. -- Dr, Rosenzweig Don't count us out of the action, Lenpro. -- Senator Sedalia and Paratoms 28 March 2005 Is there anybody in the DM game who is incarcerated that has had to litigate in order to continue playing? Or anyone in the free world who may be able to help me with case law or legal advice? The Administration has already taken "D&D type games" from us once (though I recently had that decision overturned). I believe it's only a matter of time before they try it again and I am prepared to file a lawsuit if need be. I enjoy DM and any help that could be offered would be greatly appreciated! I can be contacted at: Danny Warren #28341 P.O. Box 250 Draper, UT 84070 or: Heathen, mgr. Misnomers DM 47 28 March 2005 Ladies and gents...get your teams together and join in on the hottest and fiercest contest ever to grace the arena sands! Intrigue, personal wars, you name it...we got it going on! What is this contest? It's the Turf War IV in DM 47, North Fork!! This fantastic contest was begun by my alliance mate Asmo Dius, and I've picked up some of the slack. Contest starts on Turn 225 (approx. date June 9th?). It's an "alliance-type contest", so grab your folks and bring them in for a bang up time. Rules will be printed in the DM 47 newsletter at least until the contest starts. -- Baphomet, Host...Company of Brothers Alliance, Illuminati Confederation of Alliances 28 March 2005 Contest Announcement ==================== It's finally here! ScumFest 2005! The greatest scum in the land of Alastari are formally invited to participate in ScumFest 2005, a contest involving the scummiest scum in all of Alastari! Who: All Scum in Alastari What: Scum Fest 2005! Where: Talahya When: May 23rd, Talahya Turns 490-499 Rules ====== The object of winning ScumFest is to have the longest cumulative time (in minutes) at the end of the 10th round. Should there be a tie at the end of 10 rounds, tiebreakers are (in order): - Head to Head Record - Win/Loss Percentage - Average Fight Length (We'll go into overtime if they're still tied) There are no other rules. A manager may use any means at his disposal in order to accomplish his goal. Collusion, hiring Aimed Blows to take out the leaders, etc. Anything goes! To enter the scum fest, please write a personal ad in the DM 100 newsletter, declaring your intention to join the contest, or send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org Please include warrior name and ID numbers of the contestants. You may enter the competition up until Turn 494. Prizes will be announced after the competition begins. The point of the contest is to prove you have the scummiest scum, and necessarily for a silly prize. Good luck and Happy Scumming! -- Manager 6 April 2005 SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE I would like to make a formal announcement to all the managers of Alastari that the inaugural/memorial challenge put forth by Abarsis, The Slaughter Priest (Richard Hammes) has been approved by the commission. The contest will be held in TROCAR, arena 54, beginning on the turn that starts around June 2nd. Keep in mind that this is a slow arena. Before I go on, I would like to personally thank the commission for procuring an outstanding top prize for this contest. This announcement follows my last and entry into the contest will be a minimum $5 donation, which I will pool and give to a charity in the San Diego area in Richard Hammes' name and memory. My address is at the end. Once the donation is made, I intend to notify RSI of the charity and amount we donated as a matter of pride for them and us in this game! I will notify everyone in an all arena ad as well. The contest is pretty simple. Any team may enter, there are no restrictions on fight experience! There are no challenges, avoids, bloodfeuds, or tourneys allowed and only one single use of the Dark Arena is allowed after the contest begins. To help eliminate any interference, I am going to allow avoids of non-contest teams in case they are there to manipulate and affect the winner of the contest. Scoring is as follows: 1 point for winning 1 point for killing (giving 2 in total, 1 for the win and 1 for the kill) 1 point for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of number of personals beyond one you still only get one point). Make sure it is written from one of your team's warriors and not simply the manager entity or you will not get the point. -1 point for losing -1 point for being killed (giving -2 in total, -1 for losing and -1 for being killed) The contest will last for 12 turns, again beginning roughly June 2nd. May I point out that if you use your Dark Arena fight you will get either 2 points, for winning, or -2, for losing, and ALL fights count in the scoring. It matters not if you fight a non-contest warrior or a stand-in; they still count as much as fighting a contest warrior. This will be a test of basic strategy with a touch of luck added in as well. If anyone should break the no tourney rule they will lose 5 points for each warrior entered and those warriors, and any subsequent warriors who replace them in death, cannot score points! Break the no DA, challenge, or avoid rules (except avoids of non-contest teams) and you will be DQ'd as soon as the transgression is discovered. To keep the contest playing field as level as possible, we will have no messing with these rules. Of course you may DA the one time, just as a clarification, but the second time gets you DQ'd. This also counts if it is found you bring a second team in for the purpose of making challenges. You can bring a second team, just don't think they can challenge to give you an advantage. This means DQ to your contest team. A second team may also enter the contest with its own donation of $5 and adherence to the rules. Well, enough of that, I'm sure you'd like to see the prizes so here they are: 1st place - +1 bonus to one warrior on the team, 1 resurrection potion, and 1 favorite knowledge 2nd place - +1 bonus for one warrior, 1 favorites knowledge 3rd place- +1 bonus for one warrior Iron Manager - Run 54 of the possible 60 fights and get a +1 bonus potion The resurrection potion may be used on any FE warrior, however the favorites and +1 bonus potions must be used on a warrior with at least 5 FE. These prizes also must be used within 2 turns of the ending of the contest. Even those rookie level teams can figure out a way to use that resurrection potion if you think night fight ;), after the contest of course, so don't think this is only good for experienced teams! Check your rosters and unused RU's and see if you can't find a reason to come and test your mettle! Again, entry fee is a minimum $5 donation, money order preferred method but if that doesn't work for you we can figure alternate means. If a hopeful entrant happens to be incarcerated and the only real means of making the donation is an account transfer, please make sure you let me know where the transfer came from and which team it is for. I prefer that this only be used as donation method by incarcerated players unless otherwise discussed with me. Please drop me an email, or diplo my team in Tobir(14), letting me know you are sending a donation for entry and the amount so I can be on the lookout for it in the mail. Thanks to all who have sent their sympathies regarding our game's loss of a kind and admirable soul and my best wishes to all! Street Legal Jeff Bura 193 Pepperidge Dr. Wixom, MI 48393 email@example.com THE DEATH SQUAD (63) in Tobir, arena 14 LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS MONTY was bested by PASTOR PENTANE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Bloodfeud fight. SENATOR SEDALIA was viciously subdued by BERTHA in a 2 minute Challenge Title battle. MESSENGER BIRD assassinated THE ROCK in a 1 minute bloody mismatched Challenge duel. THE RIVER was savagely defeated by GISSANNIAH in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight. THE WIND was unbelievably bested by DR. ROSENZWEIG in a 6 minute Challenge duel. CRAZY FINGERS was beaten by FREEDA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory Challenge brawl. ROWDY RODDY handily defeated STEINBACH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. OUTBACK JACK was vanquished by CANDYMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. TELA vanquished ADMIRAL ISO in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. DARK STAR beat KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute gory melee. SIERRA demolished NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched match. WALT WEISS was viciously subdued by STINGER in a exciting 1 minute brutal contest. H. HATRACK devastated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute mismatched bout. STONE COLD handily defeated BIGFOOTS in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven fight. COCO B. WARE unbelievably bested PERROJO in a exciting 5 minute bloody fray. RISHTEKE viciously subdued UNSCATHED in a 1 minute gory brawl. ENCHANTED beat WROTE THE BOOK in a exciting 4 minute brutal match. THE CLEAR overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight. PARATOMS was unbelievably bested by BIG MAC in a popular 2 minute novice's contest. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 5 - 0 77 | |TOTAL PARRY 5 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 7 - 2 71 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 13 - 6 - 1 68 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 9 - 1 63 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 19 - 2 60 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 11 - 3 56 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 17 - 0 54 | |AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 - 0 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 16 - 0 47 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 11 - 1 45 | Turn 494 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-LUNGE BERTHA 4469 16 0 0 129 THE WARLOCKS (430) STRIKING ATTACK MESSENGER BIRD 4414 15 11 2 126 GAMEHENDGE (299) BASHING ATTACK DARK STAR 4468 14 2 1 111 THE WARLOCKS (430) SLASHING ATTACK TELA 2973 19 16 0 110 GAMEHENDGE (299) TOTAL PARRY SENATOR SEDALIA 4245 13 7 0 93 LENPROS (145) WALL OF STEEL GISSANNIAH 4486 11 8 0 88 RED DOG GANG (356) LUNGING ATTACK SIERRA 4477 13 4 1 86 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is MESSENGER BIRD 4414. The most popular warrior this turn was THE WIND 4461. The ten other most popular fighters were GISSANNIAH 4486, PERROJO 4510, CRAZY FINGERS 4480, WROTE THE BOOK 4540, PARATOMS 4520, BERTHA 4469, FREEDA 4485, TELA 2973, DARK STAR 4468, and STINGER 4098. The least popular fighter this week was UNSCATHED 4516. The other ten least popular fighters were BIGFOOTS 4512, WALT WEISS 4482, ADMIRAL ISO 4202, OUTBACK JACK 672, THE ROCK 4314, COCO B. WARE 685, STEINBACH 4473, THE RIVER 4460, SENATOR SEDALIA 4245, and BIG MAC 4547. HOLD THE DATES! (FACE-TO-FACE XXXV AND XXXVI) Summer Face-to-Face Tournament XXXV in St. Louis! Our next summer FTF will be held in downtown St. Louis, July 29-31, 2005. It will be at the Radisson Hotel & Suites, St. Louis (800-925-1395--ask for the Reality Simulations room block). Room rates are $99.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy. The rooms are blocked--please make your reservation by mid-June before the block is released! Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet. See you there! Winter Face-to-Face Tournament XXXVI in Tempe! Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 20-22, 2006. It will be held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as last year by popular request. Room rates are $139.00 per night (same as last year!), 1-4 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport shuttle, free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge), fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--please make your reservation soon before the block is released! (This is prime season for Phoenix, and several people were unable to book rooms last year because they waited too long.) Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet. We hope you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!