DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/02/2005    Duedate: 11/15/2005

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-509

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DR. ROSENZWEIG
LENPROS (145)
(30-4247) [22-9-1,148]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DR. ROSENZWEIG                 POSITION IS EMPTY
LENPROS (145)                  
(30-4247) [22-9-1,148]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CRAZY FINGERS                  CRAZY FINGERS
THE WARLOCKS (430)             THE WARLOCKS (430)
(30-4480) [17-13-1,101]        (30-4480) [17-13-1,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LENPROS (145)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GAMEHENDGE (299)            46
2. THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)  34      THE WARLOCKS (430)
3. LENPROS (145)               33      Unchartered Team
4. CRYSTAL PALACE (435)        13
5. THE WARLOCKS (430)          11      THAT'S LIFE (184)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SQUAD WANKERSON (419)      8   2  1 80.0   1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            12  2 0
 2/ 2 THE WARLOCKS (430)        91  40  6 69.5   2/ 2 THE A'S -- LOSERS  (431) 10  3 0
 3- 3*LOVE LETTERS (428)        24  15  1 61.5   3/ 4 IRON THRONE (120)         8  6 0
 4/ 4 LENPROS (145)            846 563 25 60.0   4/ 3 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)      6  9 0
 5/ 5 THE A'S -- LOSERS  (431) 107  74  3 59.1   5/ 6 GAMEHENDGE (299)          5  6 0
 6/ 6 GAMEHENDGE (299)         120  95  8 55.8   6/ 5 RED DOG GANG (356)        4 11 0
 7/ 8 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)      28  27  1 50.9   7- 7*LOVE LETTERS (428)        2  1 0
 8/ 9 IRON THRONE (120)        309 353 11 46.7   8/ 8 THE WARLOCKS (430)        2  6 0
 9/10 RED DOG GANG (356)       411 550  9 42.8   9- 9*SQUAD WANKERSON (419)     1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 262): NYTEMAIR of CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (Blackstorm, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 526): ALMOND ALBATROSS of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 526): WOOFER of THE DOGHOUSE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 519): CLINT EASTWOOD of THE REPUBLICANS (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 515): STONEFISH of AUSSIE KILLERS (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 515): VELOND WOK of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Nolan Orgel, team
                              captain)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 513): BOUNCER of GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 508): DR. ROSENZWEIG of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 477): JENIPHER of BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 470): FLUTTERLEE of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 459): ECLIPSE of CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 210): COLLAPSED LUNG of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 375): BRUSHFIRE of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 364): MALICHAI of WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (Vhagar, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 164): I OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 411): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS from CALEAM (Detective
                            Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 262): CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (Blackstorm, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 526): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 526): PLAYPEN (Kat, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 519): JUST CHILLIN (Mr. Freeze, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 515): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 515): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Nolan Orgel, team captain)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 513): GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 508): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 477): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 470): WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 459): CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 210): ODIN'S CHOSEN (Heathen, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 375): NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 364): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 164): NIGHTHAWKS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 411): BOXES, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 526): ALMOND ALBATROSS of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
                               HOT DOG of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               RAINSONG of ELFQUEST (Armalias, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 519): CLINT EASTWOOD of THE REPUBLICANS (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 514): JAMES T. JERK of STAR DRECK (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 459): POISED TO KILL of CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
                             PALANTIRIATHALASA of RUBY DRAGONS (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 210): MUTILATE of ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     That's it!  I am writing no more of these peasant columns.  Commission, you want
more, then give me a Secretary with the Title.  A hot babe.
     I fight; I win; I fight; I win--gets a little boring doesn't it?  The life of a
champ and the life of a Rosenzweig fits me!  Eat your hearts out!
     Can't believe that jealous ogre, Lenpro!  Failed to send in my application for
the Mailer so I could have my fame proclaimed across Alastari.  He said "Health.
Humility.  Honor.  You must learn."  Who can understand that guy?
     I will be back on the throne next time, but you can be assured that someone else
will be writing this column.  Perhaps Lenpro in a skirt.

     Dr. Rosenzweig, Duelmaster (again, and again, and again)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Good things come to those who fight well, as THE A'S -- LOSERS II can 
attest, moving up by 0.  LHACH certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after 
losing to SGT. SCHMID and losing 12 points in the process!  Well, Duelmaster DR. 
ROSENZWEIG challenged THE WARLOCKS' CRAZY FINGERS.  Is a 21-9-1 good enough?  DR. 
ROSENZWEIG successfully staved off a grab for the roses by CRAZY FINGERS of THE 
WARLOCKS.  Does IAYE have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  Word has it one 
team in IAYE is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     And how sociable are IAYE's warriors?  Come, let us see.  To quell some nasty 
rumors, the guys in IRON THRONE are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to 
avoid 'em.  Like a pup with its tail between its legs, LENPROS scurried away from 
IRON THRONE.  Oh, the shame!  If challenges were horses, PASTOR PENTANE could open up 
a fast food joint!  ENCHANTED challenged THE RIVER!  Who says CRYSTAL PALACE are just 
a bunch of wimps!  ENCHANTED of CRYSTAL PALACE kept its wits as it beat THE RIVER.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in IAYE is the highlight of my life.  As if buffeted 
by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.  IAYE, I 
leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Dragon's Blood Inn.  
'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DR. ROSENZWEIG 4247          22   9  1   148       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TRIPLE-X 4452                 8   1  0   110       LOVE LETTERS (428)
 CRAZY FINGERS 4480           17  13  1   101       THE WARLOCKS (430)
 PASTOR PENTANE 4519           9   6  1   101       LENPROS (145)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PYRE 4170                    13   9  0    86       IRON THRONE (120)
 WALT WEISS 4482              18  12  0    84       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
 H. HATRACK 4481              17  13  2    84       THE WARLOCKS (430)
 THE WIND 4461                15  16  2    82       GAMEHENDGE (299)
-WANKER X 4354                 8   1  1    81       SQUAD WANKERSON (419)
 THE RIVER 4460               20  11  0    77       GAMEHENDGE (299)
 ENCHANTED 4517               10  10  0    77       CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
 STEINBACH 4473               16  17  0    76       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RISHTEKE 4511                12  14  1    64       RED DOG GANG (356)
 WROTE THE BOOK 4540          12   5  0    64       GAMEHENDGE (299)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VITHREN 4264                  8   9  0    53       IRON THRONE (120)
 BIG MAC 4547                 10   6  1    52       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
 THE CLEAR 4539               11   6  0    49       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
 IJAZ 4561                     5   5  0    49       IRON THRONE (120)
 UNSCATHED 4516               12   8  0    48       CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
-C-CUP 4451                    7   2  1    47       LOVE LETTERS (428)
 PERROJO 4510                  7  19  1    41       RED DOG GANG (356)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIGFOOTS 4512                 7  17  0    38       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUISIENNE 4570                4   1  1    27       RED DOG GANG (356)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOUBLE-D 4449                 3   3  0    23       LOVE LETTERS (428)
 SGT. SCHMID 4569              3   2  0    21       LENPROS (145)
-S.T.D. 4487                   4   1  0    20       LOVE LETTERS (428)
 ARCH MASTER 4573              2   2  0    17       CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
 LADY HUNTSMAN 4579            3   1  0    16       LENPROS (145)
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 4586       1   0  0    13       GAMEHENDGE (299)
-XOXOXO 4488                   2   6  0    12       LOVE LETTERS (428)
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 4584        1   0  0    12       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
 GRAND MASTER 4571             3   1  0    11       CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
 QUEEN CHINEE 4588             1   0  0    11       THE WARLOCKS (430)
 LHACH 4581                    1   1  0     9       IRON THRONE (120)
 HITH 4582                     1   1  0     8       IRON THRONE (120)
 ODDMANOUT 4572                1   3  1     7       CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
 MURGUROD 4580                 0   3  0     3       RED DOG GANG (356)
 ON THE MOON 4587              0   1  0     1       THE WARLOCKS (430)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
SIERRA 4477           16 12 1 THE A'S -- LOSERS 431 DR. ROSENZWEIG 4247   505 NOT REVE
119 2UN-ME 4585        0  1 0 GAMEHENDGE 299        MOUNTAIN TROLL 377    509 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Paratoms -- That is very nice of you to say.  Just by looking at you, I could tell
that you were someone who would appreciate some good triple-x while polishing your
sword. -- XXX (Triple-X)

Perrojo -- Yeah, what you mean to say is that you would admire my mind if it was
tucked between my breasts.... -- C-Cup

Luisienne -- Hugs and kisses is a universal truth that everyone should appreciate.
And this is the 21st century, so you shouldn't knock it until you try it. -- XOXOXO

Arch Master -- Little did I want you, but the MUGS can be brutal.  Salute. -- Sgt
Schmid

Oddmanout -- You are kinda cute for a commoner, but, then, you were "out". -- Lady
Huntsman

The River -- Holy cow!  My deepest prayers have been answered!  That was just short
of a miracle, and I was thrilled to be on the plus side of the event.  Amen. --
Pastor Pentane

Crazy Finger -- I think I love you. -- Dr. Rosenzweig

H. Hatrack -- To the early bird goes the worm.  I was proud of that one. -- Paratoms

Iron Throne -- ANOTHER massive point gain!  Well done.  You guys are formidable. --
Lenpro

Ijaz -- Hey, look, just because my feet are big is no reason for you to trample all
over them.  I've got corns fierce, you know. -- Bigfoots

Enchanted -- (shocked look)  Not in the arena! -- Rishteke

Vithren -- I thought about biting you, and then I thought, no, that'd hurt my teeth.
So I didn't.  I hope you're glad. -- Perrojo

The Clear -- Yes, we had that today.  Not a cloud in the sky, but a little windy.
Glorious day. -- Luisienne

Grand Master -- You know what pride goeth before, don't you? -- Murgurod

5 October 2005
To those once of Willaf -- It's time to come back to the sands.  I'm back,
exclusively at Willaf.... -- Kurd the Vivisectionist, Your Better

12 October 2005
Magic Man -- You are a fellow Canadian, are you not?  Where do you hail from?  I live
in Kelowna, B.C. -- Maximillian, 8,13, 28, 47, 54

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

119 2UN-ME was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DR. ROSENZWEIG slimly won victory over CRAZY FINGERS in a 8 minute Challenge battle.
H. HATRACK was defeated by PASTOR PENTANE in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ENCHANTED bested THE RIVER in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
UNSCATHED was overpowered by STEINBACH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
THE CLEAR bested PERROJO in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
LADY HUNTSMAN narrowly defeated HITH in a tiresome 10 minute Challenge struggle.
SGT. SCHMID overcame LHACH in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
GRAND MASTER was viciously subdued by LUISIENNE in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
WALT WEISS won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
PYRE vanquished RISHTEKE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE WIND savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 2 minute gory melee.
VITHREN was savagely defeated by WROTE THE BOOK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
IJAZ bested HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute battle.
BIGFOOTS was savagely defeated by BIG MAC in a 2 minute gory brawl.
ODDMANOUT was handily defeated by TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ARCH MASTER defeated ON THE MOON in a 2 minute beginner's struggle.
MURGUROD was handily defeated by EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
QUEEN CHINEE bested POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute novice's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         TOTAL PARRY       36 -  20 -  1      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         AIMED BLOW        23 -  14 -  0      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  31 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         WALL OF STEEL     31 -  26 -  2      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  14 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  15 -  0      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  17 -  1      37  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   9 -  0      25  |

Turn 509 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  2                                       2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DR. ROSENZWEIG 4247        22   9  1  148 LENPROS (145)
PARRY-LUNGE      CRAZY FINGERS 4480         17  13  1  101 THE WARLOCKS (430)
LUNGING ATTACK   PASTOR PENTANE 4519         9   6  1  101 LENPROS (145)
WALL OF STEEL    PYRE 4170                  13   9  0   86 IRON THRONE (120)
SLASHING ATTACK  H. HATRACK 4481            17  13  2   84 THE WARLOCKS (430)
AIMED BLOW       UNSCATHED 4516             12   8  0   48 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CRAZY FINGERS 4480.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CRAZY FINGERS 4480.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE WIND 4461, 
WROTE THE BOOK 4540, PASTOR PENTANE 4519, LUISIENNE 4570, WALT WEISS 4482, BIG MAC 
4547, ON THE MOON 4587, H. HATRACK 4481, IJAZ 4561, and EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 4584.

The least popular fighter this week was LADY HUNTSMAN 4579.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HITH 4582, MURGUROD 4580, RISHTEKE 4511, GRAND MASTER 4571, 
SGT. SCHMID 4569, UNSCATHED 4516, THE RIVER 4460, DR. ROSENZWEIG 4247, ODDMANOUT 
4572, and BIGFOOTS 4512.