DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/30/2005 Duedate: 12/13/2005
IAYE ARENA
DM-30 TURN-511
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TRIPLE-X
LOVE LETTERS (428)
(30-4452) [10-1-0,136]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MAD MAX POSITION IS EMPTY
I TRAINED THEM (331)
(30-3874) [11-9-2,140]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
THE WIND PASTOR PENTANE
GAMEHENDGE (299) LENPROS (145)
(30-4461) [15-18-2,78] (30-4519) [9-8-1,88]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CRYSTAL PALACE (435) 40
2. LOVE LETTERS (428) 26 THE WARLOCKS (430)
3. I TRAINED THEM (331) 21 Unchartered Team
4. THE WARLOCKS (430) 19
5. IRON THRONE (120) 19 THAT'S LIFE (184)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 THE WARLOCKS (430) 97 42 6 69.8 1/ 1 THE A'S -- LOSERS (431) 9 6 0
2/ 2 I TRAINED THEM (331) 202 103 8 66.2 2/ 2 LENPROS (145) 8 5 0
3/ 3 LOVE LETTERS (428) 30 16 1 65.2 3/ 6 I TRAINED THEM (331) 7 1 0
4/ 4 LENPROS (145) 850 568 25 59.9 4/ 7 THE WARLOCKS (430) 7 5 0
5/ 5 THE A'S -- LOSERS (431) 111 80 3 58.1 5/ 8 LOVE LETTERS (428) 6 1 0
6/ 6 GAMEHENDGE (299) 121 102 9 54.3 6/ 5 CRYSTAL PALACE (435) 6 9 0
7/ 7 CRYSTAL PALACE (435) 32 33 1 49.2 7/ 3 IRON THRONE (120) 5 5 0
8/ 8 IRON THRONE (120) 312 355 11 46.8 8/ 4 GAMEHENDGE (299) 4 9 1
9/ 9 RED DOG GANG (356) 414 556 9 42.7 9/ 9 RED DOG GANG (356) 4 10 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Dr. Rosenzweig sends his less-than-humble thank you for once again and again
honoring him with the deserved title of Duelmaster. He understands your respect and
admiration and thanks you for your recognition of eliteness. He wishes you health as
you struggle at the lower levels of arena competition. He trusts that you will
always remember your excitement at being in his great presence.
Nurse Sue Ann
SPY REPORT
Much has changed in IAYE since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts
to many situations, as do all successful fighters. Phhbltt! Too much drinking and
too little dodging gave IRON THRONE a 3-2-0! I got a good laugh out of it! Up 'n
down. Up 'n down. Rankings always change. Up 'n down. I think I'm gonna be...
Well, I TRAINED THEM's 3rd moved them up to 3-1-0 place. Some people say I ramble
too much, I don't say anything relevant. I repeat myself. I ramble. Well LOVE
LETTERS moved up 3, to 5th. What's with CHIEF TOMTOM? He actually beat THE
WARLOCKS' ON THE MOON, and walked away with 19 more points from the fight. Laughs
were big at I TRAINED THEM while they watched NULN clobber THE CLEAR. It lost 14
points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. Apparently IAYE isn't
filled with as many gutless wonders as I thought. The Dreaded Duelmaster got 3
challenges this turn! Another fighter (TRIPLE-X 10-1-0) challenged another
Duelmaster (DR. ROSENZWEIG 23-10-1). Life goes on. I'm sure IAYE is excited about
TRIPLE-X, the new Duelmaster from LOVE LETTERS. (remember?) But when you've seen as
many as I have... I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your
fellow fighters? Tough!
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. The most avoided team was
LOVE LETTERS. The bums at LENPROS couldn't face the challenges from LOVE LETTERS!
No excuse for that! I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights
that SNOTMAN gets in. He fights people like CRAZY FINGERS, 9 points below. I
thought SNOTMAN showed great skill and promise when he was overcame by CRAZY FINGERS.
All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? Here's some advice: study your opponent, master many skills,
fight dirty.
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. Are you
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it
before you read it. Oh, well. Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and
good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRIPLE-X 4452 10 1 0 136 LOVE LETTERS (428)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAD MAX 3874 11 9 2 140 I TRAINED THEM (331)
DR. ROSENZWEIG 4247 23 10 1 97 LENPROS (145)
H. HATRACK 4481 19 13 2 97 THE WARLOCKS (430)
SNOTMAN 4290 12 4 1 97 I TRAINED THEM (331)
PYRE 4170 14 9 0 96 IRON THRONE (120)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WALT WEISS 4482 19 13 0 90 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
ENCHANTED 4517 11 11 0 88 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
PASTOR PENTANE 4519 9 8 1 88 LENPROS (145)
STEINBACH 4473 18 17 0 87 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
THE RIVER 4460 20 13 0 79 GAMEHENDGE (299)
THE WIND 4461 15 18 2 78 GAMEHENDGE (299)
RILLION 4313 6 3 0 70 I TRAINED THEM (331)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VITHREN 4264 9 9 0 66 IRON THRONE (120)
NULN 4431 5 1 0 66 I TRAINED THEM (331)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
C-CUP 4451 9 2 1 58 LOVE LETTERS (428)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RISHTEKE 4511 12 16 1 53 RED DOG GANG (356)
IJAZ 4561 6 5 0 52 IRON THRONE (120)
UNSCATHED 4516 12 10 0 50 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
PERROJO 4510 8 20 1 49 RED DOG GANG (356)
WROTE THE BOOK 4540 12 7 0 45 GAMEHENDGE (299)
LUISIENNE 4570 6 1 1 45 RED DOG GANG (356)
THE CLEAR 4539 12 7 0 43 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
BIGFOOTS 4512 7 19 0 40 RED DOG GANG (356)
BIG MAC 4547 10 8 1 39 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
XOXOXO 4488 4 6 0 29 LOVE LETTERS (428)
QUEEN CHINEE 4588 3 0 0 26 THE WARLOCKS (430)
ARCH MASTER 4573 4 2 0 24 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRAND MASTER 4571 4 2 0 23 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
-DOUBLE-D 4449 3 3 0 23 LOVE LETTERS (428)
LADY HUNTSMAN 4579 4 2 0 22 LENPROS (145)
SGT. SCHMID 4569 4 3 0 19 LENPROS (145)
CHIEF TOMTOM 4513 1 0 0 19 LENPROS (145)
-S.T.D. 4487 4 2 0 18 LOVE LETTERS (428)
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 4586 2 1 1 18 GAMEHENDGE (299)
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 4584 1 2 0 8 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
ON THE MOON 4587 1 2 0 5 THE WARLOCKS (430)
LHACH 4581 1 2 0 5 IRON THRONE (120)
HITH 4582 1 2 0 5 IRON THRONE (120)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
A 4590 0 1 0 CRYSTAL PALACE 435 SPYMASTER 381 511 NONE
MURGUROD 4580 0 4 0 RED DOG GANG 356 TALKIN' CAMEL WA 4586 510
PERSONAL ADS
Dr. Rosenzweig -- You have a twisted sense of Health, Humility, & Honor. I anxiously
await the closure of your contract and your moving on to...anything. -- Lenpro
I am pleased to announce that Chief Tomtom, who TV'd the dead apprentice
classification will be rejoining the Lenpros this turn. We are thrilled to have him
back. -- Lenpro
Crazy Fingers -- Without me to mentor you, your graduation might never have happened.
That is the great extent of my undying love. -- Dr. Rosenzweig
Goff -- Finally there is one who recognizes those who are above the minions. Your
note was uplifting amongst the jealous servants of society. -- Dr. Rosenzweig
Triple-X -- I mist give praise to your great skills. The gods continue to bless you.
Amen. -- Pastor Pentane
XOXOXO -- That was enjoyable, but I really wish you would not kiss so hard. -- Lady
Huntsman
Red Dog Gang -- We were saddened by the falling of Murgurod. May this warrior fight
well in that great arena in the sky. -- Lenpro and Clan
C-cup -- I love the way you bounce. Leeta always hits me when I say that, but it's
true! -- Bigfoots
S.T.D. -- "Second To Dog"? -- Luisienne
H. Hatrack -- Drat. Still, I suppose it's marginally better to lose to a hatrack
than to an armoire. -- Rishteke
Rillion -- Oh, yeah? Well, didn't anybody teach you about being kind to dogs? How
can we be man's best friends if men beat us up? -- Perrojo
Talkin' Camel Walk -- That was embarrassing. -- Ghost of Murgurod
P.S. Especially the oaf in the audience who yelled that I could "do it" after I'd
fallen dead on the sands!
Who are these I Trained Them guys to go 4-0 in MY arena? Go away, punks. -- Dr.
Rosenzweig, Duelmaster Extraordinaire
5 November 2005
It is with a proud heart that I announce the newest member of the Desolate Empire
alliance. Dok Sik will be known from here forth as Dark Knight Dok Sik, of the
Desolate Empire. May he be blessed with victory and courage. May his enemies' blood
flow freely! -- The Dark Knights Wasby and Toker
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
A was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TRIPLE-X bested DR. ROSENZWEIG in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title duel.
SNOTMAN was viciously subdued by CRAZY FINGERS in a 3 minute Challenge match.
ENCHANTED viciously subdued THE RIVER in a 10 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
PYRE bested PASTOR PENTANE in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
RILLION devastated RISHTEKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
C-CUP viciously subdued UNSCATHED in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
NULN vanquished THE CLEAR in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge duel.
VITHREN overpowered WROTE THE BOOK in a 3 minute uneven Challenge duel.
LHACH was overpowered by QUEEN CHINEE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MAD MAX handily defeated THE WIND in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
STEINBACH subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
H. HATRACK handily defeated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
WALT WEISS demolished NOBLE ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LUISIENNE overcame THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute fight.
PERROJO won victory over BIG MAC in a 2 minute bout.
BIGFOOTS was bested by IJAZ in a 2 minute duel.
ARCH MASTER overcame EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a 2 minute bout.
LADY HUNTSMAN unbelievably bested TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 12 minute brawl.
GRAND MASTER savagely defeated SGT. SCHMID in a tiresome 7 minute brutal match.
XOXOXO overpowered HITH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ON THE MOON was bested by CHIEF TOMTOM in a 2 minute contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 7 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 4 - 1 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 35 - 22 - 1 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 AIMED BLOW 24 - 16 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 WALL OF STEEL 32 - 23 - 2 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 11 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 33 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 14 - 1 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 13 - 0 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 15 - 1 40 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
Turn 511 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW TRIPLE-X 4452 10 1 0 136 LOVE LETTERS (428)
BASHING ATTACK MAD MAX 3874 11 9 2 140 I TRAINED THEM (331)
TOTAL PARRY DR. ROSENZWEIG 4247 23 10 1 97 LENPROS (145)
SLASHING ATTACK H. HATRACK 4481 19 13 2 97 THE WARLOCKS (430)
LUNGING ATTACK SNOTMAN 4290 12 4 1 97 I TRAINED THEM (331)
WALL OF STEEL PYRE 4170 14 9 0 96 IRON THRONE (120)
PARRY-LUNGE NULN 4431 5 1 0 66 I TRAINED THEM (331)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is THE WIND 4461. The most popular warrior this turn
was PASTOR PENTANE 4519. The ten other most popular fighters were TALKIN' CAMEL WALK
4586, ENCHANTED 4517, TRIPLE-X 4452, SNOTMAN 4290, C-CUP 4451, PERROJO 4510, PYRE
4170, NULN 4431, MAD MAX 3874, and WALT WEISS 4482.
The least popular fighter this week was SGT. SCHMID 4569. The other ten least
popular fighters were THE RIVER 4460, LADY HUNTSMAN 4579, HITH 4582, GRAND MASTER
4571, THE WIND 4461, LHACH 4581, THE CLEAR 4539, UNSCATHED 4516, RISHTEKE 4511, and
DR. ROSENZWEIG 4247.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
CRAZY FINGERS (30-4480) THE WARLOCKS (430)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XL
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SATAN'S GIFT 2U 2056 (59-48-1) 4 3 0 PERFECT HARMONY
MEANT 2B GOD 2055 (53-57-2) 3 3 0 PERFECT HARMONY
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FUNKY ELVIS 2754 (32-22-1) 4 3 0 TRIP OUT
STAPLE GUN 3836 (17-5-1) 3 3 0 I TRAINED THEM
SONIC TACO 4337 (25-18-1) 2 3 0 TRIP OUT
BLOODY MOUTH 3823 (12-15-0) 0 2 0 BLOOD OATH
TELA 2973 (27-23-1) 0 2 0 GAMEHENDGE
THE FRATSFAN CHEF 4385 (21-10-0) 0 2 0 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PURPLE DONKEY 2751 (23-15-0) 4 3 0 TRIP OUT
SENATOR SEDALIA 4245 (19-8-0) 3 3 0 LENPROS
MESSENGER BIRD 4414 (22-19-3) 0 2 0 GAMEHENDGE
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHAOS OGRE 4197 (10-3-1) 3 3 0 SOWERS OF THUNDER
CALYX 4151 (16-7-1) 0 2 0 I GOTTA GO
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PARATOMS 4520 (8-6-0) 1 2 0 DEAD LENPROS
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CANIBAL 4544 (1-0-0) 5 3 0 BLITZKRIEG
LADY HUNTSMAN 4579 (2-1-0) 2 3 0 LENPROS
SGT. SCHMID 4569 (2-2-0) 1 3 0 LENPROS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
#@$* 4252 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 4 LETTER WORDS
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
IVY 3857 (12-7-0) 6 3 0 I TRAINED THEM
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THE ROCK 4314 (10-2-1) 4 3 0 WRESTLMANIACS
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ITHYPHOBIA 4299 (3-0-1) 6 3 1 GONNA GET YA
THE DRAGON 4420 (1-2-0) 6 3 0 WRESTLMANIACS
TRICK OR TREAT 2053 (1-1-0) 0 2 0 PERFECT HARMONY
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHIEF TOMTOM 4513 (0-0-0) 8 3 1 LENPROS