DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/28/2005    Duedate: 01/10/2006

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-513

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAD MAX
I TRAINED THEM (331)
(30-3874) [13-9-2,165]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAD MAX                        GADGET
I TRAINED THEM (331)           RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
(30-3874) [13-9-2,165]         (30-4528) [2-2-0,26]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MAD MAX                        MAD MAX
I TRAINED THEM (331)           I TRAINED THEM (331)
(30-3874) [13-9-2,165]         (30-3874) [13-9-2,165]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

I TRAINED THEM (331)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. I TRAINED THEM (331)        61
2. GAMEHENDGE (299)            16      THE WARLOCKS (430)
3. THE WARLOCKS (430)          14      Unchartered Team
4. LENPROS (145)                9
5. CRYSTAL PALACE (435)         4      RESCUE RANGERS II (385)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE WARLOCKS (430)        99  48  6 67.3   1/ 1 I TRAINED THEM (331)     10  2 1
 2/ 3 I TRAINED THEM (331)     209 104  9 66.8   2/ 3 LENPROS (145)             8  3 0
 3- 4 LOVE LETTERS (428)        33  18  2 64.7   3/ 4 THE A'S -- LOSERS  (431)  8  7 1
 4/ 5 LENPROS (145)            856 568 25 60.1   4- 2 LOVE LETTERS (428)        6  2 1
 5/ 2*RESCUE RANGERS II (385)    6   4  0 60.0   5/ 6 RED DOG GANG (356)        6  7 1
 6/ 6 THE A'S -- LOSERS  (431) 117  84  4 58.2   6/ 5 THE WARLOCKS (430)        5  7 0
 7/ 7 GAMEHENDGE (299)         123 107  9 53.5   7/ 7 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)      4  9 0
 8/ 8 RANDOM (391)              15  17  0 46.9   8- 8 IRON THRONE (120)         3  2 0
 9-10 IRON THRONE (120)        312 355 11 46.8   9/ 9 RANDOM (391)              3  3 0
10/ 9 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)      33  40  1 45.2  10/11 GAMEHENDGE (299)          2  9 0
11/11 RED DOG GANG (356)       418 561 10 42.7  11/10*RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of IAYE.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  I TRAINED THEM had 
cause to celebrate, after NULN got 42 points by beating H. HATRACK.  Win some, lose 
some.  Speaking of which, NOBLE ASSASSIN was winsome, after beating WALT WEISS and 
seeing him lose 19 points.  Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by 
ENCHANTED, of CRYSTAL PALACE, who despite a 12-12-0 couldn't overcome IAYE's Number 
1.  Word has it one team in IAYE is taking speech lessons to try to bore their 
opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of CRYSTAL PALACE, alone and unchallenged.  As a 
woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of LENPROS, so did that sorry team shy 
from CRYSTAL PALACE Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and DR. ROSENZWEIG is it 
right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't LENPROS proud!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  NULN of I 
TRAINED THEM spared H. HATRACK (19-15-2) from having to lose any more fights.  What's 
your next plan, THE WARLOCKS?  Questions are being raised about the disposing of 
severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in IAYE would I avoid!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling 
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  IAYE, I leave you now.  The 
Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Dragon's Blood Inn.  'Til next time-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAD MAX 3874                 13   9  2   165       I TRAINED THEM (331)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNOTMAN 4290                 14   4  1   115       I TRAINED THEM (331)
 NULN 4431                     7   1  1   114       I TRAINED THEM (331)
 DR. ROSENZWEIG 4247          25  10  1   101       LENPROS (145)
-PYRE 4170                    14   9  0    96       IRON THRONE (120)
-TRIPLE-X 4452                10   2  0    91       LOVE LETTERS (428)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STINGER 4098                  6   9  0    90       RANDOM (391)
 ENCHANTED 4517               12  12  0    89       CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
-PASTOR PENTANE 4519           9   8  1    88       LENPROS (145)
 RILLION 4313                  7   4  0    81       I TRAINED THEM (331)
-C-CUP 4451                   10   2  2    78       LOVE LETTERS (428)
 WALT WEISS 4482              20  14  0    74       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
 STEINBACH 4473               18  19  0    73       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
 PERROJO 4510                 10  20  2    69       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VITHREN 4264                  9   9  0    66       IRON THRONE (120)
 WROTE THE BOOK 4540          13   8  0    58       GAMEHENDGE (299)
 BIG MAC 4547                 12   8  1    58       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
 RISHTEKE 4511                13  17  1    57       RED DOG GANG (356)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNSCATHED 4516               12  12  0    52       CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
-IJAZ 4561                     6   5  0    52       IRON THRONE (120)
-MONTY 4037                    4   1  0    49       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 THE CLEAR 4539               13   8  0    47       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
-XOXOXO 4488                   5   6  0    46       LOVE LETTERS (428)
-MOPT 4103                     4   2  0    46       RANDOM (391)
 BIGFOOTS 4512                 7  21  0    42       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SGT. SCHMID 4569              6   3  0    29       LENPROS (145)
-S.T.D. 4487                   5   2  0    28       LOVE LETTERS (428)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEEN CHINEE 4588             4   1  0    27       THE WARLOCKS (430)
 GADGET 4528                   2   2  0    26       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-CHIEF TOMTOM 4513             2   0  0    26       LENPROS (145)
-LADY HUNTSMAN 4579            5   2  0    24       LENPROS (145)
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 4584        3   2  1    24       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
 ON THE MOON 4587              2   3  0    24       THE WARLOCKS (430)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOUBLE-D 4449                 3   4  0    20       LOVE LETTERS (428)
 MAPT 4100                     2   2  0    19       RANDOM (391)
 AT 4521                       2   1  0    19       RANDOM (391)
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 4586       3   2  1    18       GAMEHENDGE (299)
-ISPEP 4527                    1   1  0     8       RANDOM (391)
 NONNI 4591                    1   1  0     8       RED DOG GANG (356)
-LHACH 4581                    1   2  0     5       IRON THRONE (120)
-HITH 4582                     1   2  0     5       IRON THRONE (120)
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 4583         0   2  0     2       THE WARLOCKS (430)
 WINDY WIND 4593               0   1  0     1       CRYSTAL PALACE (435)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
GRAND MASTER 4571      4  4 0 CRYSTAL PALACE 435    SPYMASTER 381         513 NONE    
ARCH MASTER 4573       4  3 0 CRYSTAL PALACE 435    PERROJO 4510          512         
LUISIENNE 4570         6  2 1 RED DOG GANG 356      C-CUP 4451            512         
MURGUROD 4580          0  4 0 RED DOG GANG 356      TALKIN' CAMEL WA 4586 510         
H. HATRACK 4481       19 15 2 THE WARLOCKS 430      NULN 4431             513         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Dr. Rosenzweig -- Well, good jobs on your sweep, but I'm still 11-8-3-21-21-5-15 so
we'll see ya next time. -- Crazy Fingers

Lenpro -- I think a little more hostility and aggression would suit you well. --
Malaquar

All -- Thanks for not killing off my babies, Tela and Crazy Fingers!  You guys rock;
now keep losing. -- Malaquar

Murgurod -- Hey, at least it didn't seem like you had much of a future anyway. -- TCW

Double D -- Two Toms trumps two D's every time. -- Chief Tomtom

Talkin' Camel Walk -- And I thought your type could go a long way? -- Sgt. Schmid

Stinger -- Despite what all those Commission lackeys say, there was nothing
unbelievable about that outcome.  Take two aspirin and get some rest. -- Dr.
Rosenzweig

On The Moon -- I guess that battle brought you back down to earth? -- Lady Huntsman

Mad Max -- A basher on the throne, eh?  The cream rises to the top.  Salute. --
Lenpro

Happy New Year to all. -- All Us Lenpros

The Clear -- Lately, it's been a case of "the cloudy."  I could take a lot of
pleasure in some clear, although when it clears off just at sunset....  Oh, well, the
pipes are buried, the furnace is rumbling, the heater-cat is purring.... -- Rishteke

Xoxoxo -- That wasn't very loving! -- Bigfoots

C-Cup -- That was from envy, I think. -- Ghost of Luisienne

Ghost of Arch Master -- I didn't realize.  Sorry.  Not my intention. -- Perrojo

Sunlight Splatrz -- Oh, you poor...person.  I had heard that one must make sacrifices
for magic, but I didn't REALIZE...! -- Nonni

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GRAND MASTER was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
UNSCATHED was devastated by PERROJO in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
STINGER was outwaited by DR. ROSENZWEIG in a 7 minute veteran's Challenge match.
SGT. SCHMID unbelievably bested MAPT in a 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
MAD MAX savagely defeated ENCHANTED in a crowd pleasing 3 minute master's Title match.
WALT WEISS was overpowered by NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SNOTMAN devastated STEINBACH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
RILLION handily defeated RISHTEKE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
NULN dispatched H. HATRACK in a 2 minute duel.
THE CLEAR defeated GADGET in a 1 minute duel.
BIG MAC viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
WROTE THE BOOK handily defeated BIGFOOTS in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
AT subdued SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 3 minute match.
NONNI was bested by EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK demolished WINDY WIND in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ON THE MOON overpowered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
QUEEN CHINEE overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       32 -  22 -  1      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  12 -  2      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   7 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  30 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         WALL OF STEEL     28 -  25 -  1      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        22 -  20 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  12 -  1      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  15 -  1      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  14 -  1      33  |

Turn 513 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   MAD MAX 3874               13   9  2  165 I TRAINED THEM (331)
LUNGING ATTACK   SNOTMAN 4290               14   4  1  115 I TRAINED THEM (331)
PARRY-LUNGE      NULN 4431                   7   1  1  114 I TRAINED THEM (331)
TOTAL PARRY      DR. ROSENZWEIG 4247        25  10  1  101 LENPROS (145)
SLASHING ATTACK  RILLION 4313                7   4  0   81 I TRAINED THEM (331)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MAD MAX 3874.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MAD MAX 3874.  The ten other most popular fighters were STINGER 4098, BIG MAC 
4547, MAPT 4100, H. HATRACK 4481, WROTE THE BOOK 4540, SNOTMAN 4290, EARTHQUAKE 
EXCUSE 4584, ON THE MOON 4587, PERROJO 4510, and SGT. SCHMID 4569.

The least popular fighter this week was DR. ROSENZWEIG 4247.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WINDY WIND 4593, SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 4583, GADGET 4528, RISHTEKE 
4511, STEINBACH 4473, WALT WEISS 4482, UNSCATHED 4516, GRAND MASTER 4571, QUEEN 
CHINEE 4588, and NONNI 4591.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MAD MAX (30-3874) I TRAINED THEM (331)