DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/28/2006 Duedate: 07/11/2006
IAYE ARENA
DM-30 TURN-526
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK
GAMEHENDGE (299)
(30-4586) [14-4-1,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK PRINCESS DIANA
GAMEHENDGE (299) WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
(30-4586) [14-4-1,107] (30-4614) [2-0-0,27]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BIG MAC THE CLEAR
THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431) THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
(30-4547) [18-15-1,104] (30-4539) [19-15-0,81]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CRYSTAL PALACE (435) 41
2. THE WARLOCKS (430) 40 THE WARLOCKS (430)
3. LENPROS (145) 21 Unchartered Team
4. RED DOG GANG (356) 14
5. THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431) 11 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 THE WARLOCKS (430) 119 67 7 64.0 1/ 4 CRYSTAL PALACE (435) 8 7 0
2- 3 LOVE LETTERS (428) 43 26 2 62.3 2/ 1 LENPROS (145) 7 1 0
3/ 4 LENPROS (145) 887 581 25 60.4 3/ 8 THE WARLOCKS (430) 6 3 0
4- 5 RESCUE RANGERS II (385) 11 8 1 57.9 4/ 5 THE A'S -- LOSERS (431) 6 6 0
5/ 6 THE A'S -- LOSERS (431) 146 115 5 55.9 5/ 3 RED DOG GANG (356) 6 9 0
6/ 8 GAMEHENDGE (299) 139 117 9 54.3 6/ 6*WORLDLY DECLINE (445) 5 5 0
7/ 1*WORLDLY DECLINE (445) 5 5 0 50.0 7/ 7 GAMEHENDGE (299) 4 2 0
8- 9 RANDOM (391) 20 21 0 48.8 8- 2 LOVE LETTERS (428) 3 2 0
9/10 CRYSTAL PALACE (435) 64 69 1 48.1 9-10 RESCUE RANGERS II (385) 2 1 1
10/11 RED DOG GANG (356) 443 600 10 42.5 10-11 RANDOM (391) 1 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, IAYE? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before?
Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, LENPROS, since CRYSTAL PALACE took
top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Now keep the taverns open late
tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for LOVE LETTERS, whose 0-0-0 this turn
dropped them by 6 into 8th. Ha! THE WARLOCKS turned their 3-0-0 turn into a 3rd
place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get put on hit
lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see UNSCATHED win a fight and gain
23 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, LORD WALTON beat CELL BLABBER and CELL BLABBER lost
16 points. You're breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and inability to defend the
throne, TRIPLE-X has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier!
And it's out with the old, in with the new, as TALKIN' CAMEL WALK takes the Title and
last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood
today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, IAYE?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? CRYSTAL PALACE was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily
livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like LENPROS avoided them the
most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only
shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
There's got to be a better place in IAYE to get a drink than The Wharf Rat! Any
suggestions? Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of IAYE. I
feel much better now. Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 4586 14 4 1 107 GAMEHENDGE (299)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TRIPLE-X 4452 14 3 0 118 LOVE LETTERS (428)
-CHIEF TOMTOM 4513 10 0 0 113 LENPROS (145)
BIG MAC 4547 18 15 1 104 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
-STINGER 4098 8 11 0 102 RANDOM (391)
WALT WEISS 4482 25 22 1 98 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
RISHTEKE 4511 21 22 1 94 RED DOG GANG (356)
UNSCATHED 4516 17 19 0 94 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ENCHANTED 4517 17 19 0 90 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
THE CLEAR 4539 19 15 0 81 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
-XOXOXO 4488 8 8 0 77 LOVE LETTERS (428)
WROTE THE BOOK 4540 18 16 0 70 GAMEHENDGE (299)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-C-CUP 4451 11 5 2 66 LOVE LETTERS (428)
SGT. SCHMID 4569 12 8 0 61 LENPROS (145)
QUEEN CHINEE 4588 10 8 0 59 THE WARLOCKS (430)
BIGFOOTS 4512 9 32 0 59 RED DOG GANG (356)
-GADGET 4528 5 3 0 59 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-MOPT 4103 5 3 0 59 RANDOM (391)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 4583 8 7 1 55 THE WARLOCKS (430)
RAINY RAIN 4595 9 3 0 54 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
ON THE MOON 4587 8 10 0 50 THE WARLOCKS (430)
-MONTY 4037 4 1 0 49 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-DOUBLE-D 4449 5 4 0 48 LOVE LETTERS (428)
-LADY HUNTSMAN 4579 10 5 0 47 LENPROS (145)
-MAPT 4100 4 2 0 47 RANDOM (391)
SNOWY SNOW 4597 8 4 0 43 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 4584 10 8 1 39 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DR TRINAIRE 4606 6 3 0 36 RED DOG GANG (356)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRINCESS DIANA 4614 2 0 0 27 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HITHELLIENE 4596 4 9 0 22 RED DOG GANG (356)
WINDY WIND 4593 4 9 0 21 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
LORD WALTON 4612 1 0 0 21 LENPROS (145)
FENCE POST 4604 4 7 0 20 RED DOG GANG (356)
-AT 4521 2 2 0 20 RANDOM (391)
-DALE II 4025 1 0 1 16 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
POP IDOL 4617 1 1 0 8 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
-ISPEP 4527 1 1 0 8 RANDOM (391)
-CHIP 4605 1 1 0 8 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
THE BOY KING 4615 1 1 0 6 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
CELL BLABBER 4616 1 1 0 4 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
FRENCH VETO 4618 0 2 0 2 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Rosenzweig -- 15(+2)-21(+1)-8-9(+3)-19(+2)-11-11(+1) TP with only adex parry. 29-13-
1 in arena; 0-3 in tournament (Init). Won 6 of 9 title bouts, loosing to Triple-X
twice and Steinbeck once. Haven't seen favorites, and probably don't care. -- Lenpro
Bigfoots -- I sure do like having you around for cannon-fodder. -- Sgt Schmid
Stinger -- A doctor a day takes some of that sting away. Heh, heh. -- Dr. Rosenzweig
P.S. Manager? I'm just GOOD!
Big Mac -- Another great battle; another lucky me. -- Chief Tomtom
Good luck in the tournament. Do Iaye proud. -- Lenpro
P.S. Last mailer--TV's--The Hitman and Chief Tomtom
Triple-X -- Those are love letters? You love Mexican beer? I know some people do,
but I just don't see it as becoming in a woman. -- Rishteke
Sgt. Schmid -- You have a nose like a squid. -- Bigfoots
The Clear -- It was cloudy. -- Dr Trinaire
Snowy Snow -- In JUNE? Gods. -- Hithelliene
The Friendly Constable came and leaned on me, so I just sort of...fell out from under
him. -- Fence Post
6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories. But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them. No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason: quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BIG MAC devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
DR. ROSENZWEIG viciously subdued ENCHANTED in a 8 minute brutal expert's battle.
WALT WEISS was narrowly defeated by UNSCATHED in a 1 minute master's duel.
RISHTEKE defeated WROTE THE BOOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody veteran's fight.
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
THE CLEAR viciously subdued SGT. SCHMID in a 5 minute veteran's competition.
BIGFOOTS lost to SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
RAINY RAIN slimly won victory over DR TRINAIRE in a 2 minute gory fight.
ON THE MOON overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
QUEEN CHINEE overpowered RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE was bested by SNOWY SNOW in a 1 minute conflict.
HITHELLIENE viciously subdued THE BOY KING in a 2 minute veteran vs. amateur battle.
WINDY WIND was handily defeated by PRINCESS DIANA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FENCE POST unbelievably bested POP IDOL in a 3 minute master vs. beginner bout.
CELL BLABBER was handily defeated by LORD WALTON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FRENCH VETO was devastated by FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 1 - 0 83 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 23 - 14 - 1 62 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 23 - 16 - 0 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 22 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 37 - 38 - 1 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 16 - 0 38 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 9 - 0 36 |
Turn 526 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 5 3 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 4586 14 4 1 107 GAMEHENDGE (299)
LUNGING ATTACK BIG MAC 4547 18 15 1 104 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
PARRY-LUNGE THE CLEAR 4539 19 15 0 81 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
TOTAL PARRY SGT. SCHMID 4569 12 8 0 61 LENPROS (145)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 4583 8 7 1 55 THE WARLOCKS (430)
WALL OF STEEL RAINY RAIN 4595 9 3 0 54 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
SLASHING ATTACK SNOWY SNOW 4597 8 4 0 43 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BIG MAC 4547. The most popular warrior this turn
was THE CLEAR 4539. The ten other most popular fighters were BIG MAC 4547, WALT
WEISS 4482, SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 4583, HITHELLIENE 4596, ENCHANTED 4517, UNSCATHED 4516,
RISHTEKE 4511, TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 4586, RAINY RAIN 4595, and DR TRINAIRE 4606.
The least popular fighter this week was FRENCH VETO 4618. The other ten least
popular fighters were CELL BLABBER 4616, WINDY WIND 4593, EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 4584,
WROTE THE BOOK 4540, LORD WALTON 4612, FENCE POST 4604, PRINCESS DIANA 4614, THE BOY
KING 4615, QUEEN CHINEE 4588, and BIGFOOTS 4512.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DR. ROSENZWEIG (30-4247) LENPROS (145)