DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/18/2006 Duedate: 10/31/2006
IAYE ARENA
DM-30 TURN-534
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GARBO
CIRCUS MAXIMUS (273)
(30-3158) [16-19-0,100]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GARBO POSITION IS EMPTY
CIRCUS MAXIMUS (273)
(30-3158) [16-19-0,100]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WROTE THE BOOK CARDINAL ARIZPE
GAMEHENDGE (299) LENPROS (145)
(30-4540) [22-20-0,91] (30-4645) [3-1-0,36]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CIRCUS MAXIMUS (273)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. RED DOG GANG (356) 37
2. CIRCUS MAXIMUS (273) 28 THE WARLOCKS (430)
3. THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431) 15 Unchartered Team
4. GAMEHENDGE (299) 10
5. I TRAINED THEM (331) 0 BEASTMEN (290)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 I TRAINED THEM (331) 213 104 9 67.2 1/ 3 CIRCUS MAXIMUS (273) 9 6 0
2/ 2 THE WARLOCKS (430) 132 78 7 62.9 2- 1 CRYSTAL PALACE (435) 7 3 0
3/ 3 LENPROS (145) 902 592 25 60.4 3/ 8 THE A'S -- LOSERS (431) 7 6 1
4/ 4 THE A'S -- LOSERS (431) 158 133 6 54.3 4/ 2 LENPROS (145) 6 4 0
5/ 5 GAMEHENDGE (299) 149 128 10 53.8 5/ 6 GAMEHENDGE (299) 5 6 1
6/ 6 CIRCUS MAXIMUS (273) 170 164 10 50.9 6/ 7 THE WARLOCKS (430) 4 5 0
7- 7*WORLDLY DECLINE (445) 17 17 0 50.0 7/ 4 RED DOG GANG (356) 4 10 0
8- 8*THE SALADS (442) 1 1 0 50.0 8- 9*WORLDLY DECLINE (445) 2 5 0
9- 9 CRYSTAL PALACE (435) 81 82 1 49.7 9- 5 I TRAINED THEM (331) 1 0 0
10/10 RED DOG GANG (356) 459 623 10 42.4 10-10*THE SALADS (442) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. IAYE needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Too bad, CRYSTAL PALACE,
but CIRCUS MAXIMUS was just too good to be stopped. Uncool, I TRAINED THEM. I mean
0-0-0 is bad. Will they will be allowed to fight? I say use 'em for training
practice! The guys at THE A'S -- LOSERS II like really pulled together to get a
3-1-0 this turn, moving up by 5. Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, CIRCUS
MAXIMUS! 'Cause they got 4-1-0 and moved up to 1st! MVP award for SCARECROW?
CIRCUS MAXIMUS' proud of it after beating QUEEN CHINEE and getting 22 points. Talk
about yer major upsets! MR SELF DESTRUCT's match with BIGFOOTS cost him a loss of 17
points! This Duelmaster is like something else! GARCIA stopped LADY HUNTSMAN dead
in hers tracks! Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't
ask me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. The warriors
of LENPROS must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys
know something that I don't? Is there some deep dark secret why CIRCUS MAXIMUS' been
avoiding LENPROS so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Like, is GARBO
popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of IAYE! He's got a 16-19-0, is
that good?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys
can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Its been
really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GARBO 3158 16 19 0 100 CIRCUS MAXIMUS (273)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NULN 4431 8 1 1 121 I TRAINED THEM (331)
-SGT. SCHMID 4569 16 9 0 94 LENPROS (145)
WROTE THE BOOK 4540 22 20 0 91 GAMEHENDGE (299)
-RILLION 4313 8 4 0 91 I TRAINED THEM (331)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ENCHANTED 4517 20 22 0 88 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
THE CLEAR 4539 22 20 0 86 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
BIGFOOTS 4512 11 38 0 86 RED DOG GANG (356)
LADY HUNTSMAN 4579 15 6 0 85 LENPROS (145)
-SNOWY SNOW 4597 12 6 0 85 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
-UNSCATHED 4516 19 23 0 84 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
-RAINY RAIN 4595 13 5 0 84 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCARECROW 3671 6 5 0 66 CIRCUS MAXIMUS (273)
MR SELF DESTRUCT 3254 13 14 0 64 CIRCUS MAXIMUS (273)
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 4583 13 10 1 60 THE WARLOCKS (430)
-WINDY WIND 4593 8 11 0 57 CRYSTAL PALACE (435)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUEEN CHINEE 4588 15 11 0 56 THE WARLOCKS (430)
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 4584 12 14 1 51 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
FENCE POST 4604 8 11 0 45 RED DOG GANG (356)
DR TRINAIRE 4606 8 9 0 41 RED DOG GANG (356)
CARDINAL ARIZPE 4645 3 1 0 36 LENPROS (145)
HITHELLIENE 4596 7 14 0 35 RED DOG GANG (356)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PRINCESS DIANA 4614 4 4 0 33 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
-POP IDOL 4617 5 3 0 29 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
ECK 4649 3 0 1 26 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
SLEEPS ALL DAY 4603 2 1 1 26 GAMEHENDGE (299)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KLINK 4647 2 1 0 24 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CELL BLABBER 4616 3 3 0 19 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
-THE BOY KING 4615 4 4 0 16 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
PIGFACE #2 4651 3 0 0 12 CIRCUS MAXIMUS (273)
LORD WALTON 4612 2 6 0 12 LENPROS (145)
-DON FRANCIS 4619 0 1 0 7 LENPROS (145)
-FRENCH VETO 4618 1 3 0 6 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
HENDGE CLIPPER 4602 0 3 0 3 GAMEHENDGE (299)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
KILLER JOE 4652 1 1 0 RED DOG GANG 356 ECK 4649 533
TOSSED 4563 1 1 0 THE SALADS 442 SLEEPS ALL DAY 4603 533
PERSONAL ADS
Welcome to the real world, Walton, you dunce! Well done, Pop Idol. You gave me my
comeuppance. Health. Humility. Honor. -- Lord Walton (feeling the Humility)
Hithelliene -- I challenged YOU? What was I thinking? Lucky, lucky me. Divine
intervention? -- Cardinal Arizpe
Or something.
Mr. Self Destruct -- Pardon me for taking advantage of Sgt Schmid's clues and advice.
Well, pardon me sort of. -- Lady Huntsman
Garcia -- A salute to the Duelmaster. Well done! And congratulations for the ascent
to The Big Time. Well deserved. -- Lenpro
Good luck to all Iayeans in The Mailer. Health. Humility. Honor.
Cardinal Arizpe -- That ith not the way to convert anyone to your faith, you nathty
cat! I hope you DROWN in your bathtub. -- Hitheliene
P.Eth. -- I ethpethially didn't like the way you thtarted thcreaming "Kill! Kill!"
Very bad public relationth.
Princess Diana -- (recoiling in horror) You're a guy! Gods, that is SOOO unfair,
words fail me. Uh, give me a minute or two, though, and I'll think of some other
words to express my shock and disgust. -- Fence Post the revolted
P.S. And you were STINGY and didn't teach me a single thing! How ungracious.
Wrote the Book -- You DID? Who proofed this thing? Who was your copy editor? It's
a mess. The grammar is atrocious, and the punctuation leaves much to be desired, and
the spelling is simply beyond comment. -- Bigfoots
P.S. And who okayed including a peanutbutter sandwich in the binding?
Windy Wind -- We had that today, blowy blow, and rainy rain, too. Miserable. -- Dr
Trinaire
Eck -- That was the most unnecessary, unenjoyable experience I can recall, and I've
seen some nasty messes. Don't yo EVER do that to me again! -- Ghost of Killer Joe
Senator Sedalia and Old Doc Circ -- Circumstances beyond my control make it
impossible to advance your adventures today. -- the Scribe
25 September 2006
It is obvious that the Dark Knights wish to be shown the light. Allow me to step
forward and blind them with truth. YOU ARE WORTHLESS!!! The Dark Knights are so
afraid of the light that they hide behind their black armor and empty threats. It is
too bad they are unwilling to actually FIGHT us! I guess our natural light is too
bright for you all to face! Fear us, for we are here! -- Gemini Goldphoenix,
Overlord of the Avengers of Light!
5 October 2006
*Turf War IV Rules*
Everyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created to compete in the Turf War! However, to participate, each alliance must:
A. Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM
47) newsletter.
Captains are responsible for:
a. verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their alliance;
b. distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
Managers must:
a. Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Gift Certificate to participate to:
Baphomet, mgr. Knights Templar (568), DM 47 -- North Fork, or
Rick Stringer
13 St. Michael's CT
Elkton, MD 21921
b. Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name and alliance
they will be fighting under in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
Rules:
1. No scoring will begin until a Gift Cert is received. No exceptions.
2. Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare and be verified by the
Captain of the alliance he/she has claimed for;
3. Only one (1) team per player may compete. NO multiple aliases please.
Violations will result in disqualification.
4. The contest will begin on the turn following the January F2F and run for 12
turns.
5. The turn a declaration and verification will begin the scoring process.
6. No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 10 of the Turf
War 5.
7. For the purpose of scoring, I reserve the right to make all final decisions.
Scoring:
Win Loss Kill Die
Challenge +2 -2 +5 -5
Match-Up +1 -1 +1 -5
Bloodfeud +2 -5 +5 -10
Champion x2 x2 x2 x2
Downchallenge -10 xx -10 xx
Dark Arena +10 -5 xx xx
Special Scoring:
a. Each mention in the Spy Report is worth 2 points (team mentions only!)
b. Each Style Master is worth 2 points.
c. Duelmaster Throne is worth 2 points
Champions:
a. Champions may be declared, but are not mandatory. If declared, the Champion
must be in the Adepts or lower brackets on the turn they are declared
without having gone above the Adepts bracket at any time...including
transferred teams. (I'll be watching for this occurrence!)
Bloodfeuds:
a. Bloodfeuds count for all four (4) turns. However, the same warrior may not
be used all four turns. 4 turns means 4 separate warriors. A penalty of
-10 will be given to the team who violates this.
Special Conditions:
a. I reserve the right for all final decisions.
b. If I make a mistake, I'll multiply the points by 2.
c. If you claim I did, and *YOU* are wrong, I'll subtract points at the rate of
x10.
d. Each alliance begins with zero (0) points.
e. Dark Arena may be used on the first turn of every warrior with no penalty
(this means a warrior with 0 FE).
f. TVs won after the contest begins gain a 25 point one time score once the
tourney reports are posted in the NL.
g. TCs won after the contest begins gain a 50 point one time score with the
same conditions as noted for TVs.
h. NO switching alliance once verified by an alliance that a team has declared
for.
i. Only 7 teams are permitted per alliance for the Turf War 5.
PRIZES:
Turf Wars are a "Winner Takes All" type contest. All prizes and 100% of the RU
Certs will be given to the Captain of the winning alliance and it is his/her
responsibility to give these to the alliance membership.
I have requested from RSI the following:
a. renaming of the orth Fork (DM 47) arena;
b. renaming of Dark Arena Monsters;
c. known favourite rhythms for one warrior on each team of the winning
alliance. This warrior would be in the Initiates or above brackets on the
last turn of the Turf War (they must have at least one arena fight to
receive this award).
Baphomet, Host of TW5
Special Note: A downchallenge is considered from a higher bracket to a lower
bracket. Same bracket, more recognition points? Not a downchallenge!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LORD WALTON was bested by ECK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
GARCIA vanquished LADY HUNTSMAN in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven battle.
GARBO won victory over THE CLEAR in a popular 1 minute master's Title brawl.
WROTE THE BOOK defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 3 minute mismatched match.
BIGFOOTS devastated MR SELF DESTRUCT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ slimly won victory over DR TRINAIRE in a 4 minute match.
QUEEN CHINEE was handily defeated by SCARECROW in a 1 minute uneven fight.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE won victory over HITHELLIENE in a 1 minute expert's duel.
CARDINAL ARIZPE was unbelievably bested by FENCE POST in a 5 minute fight.
HENDGE CLIPPER was luckily beaten by PIGFACE #2 in a 2 minute gory novice's melee.
SLEEPS ALL DAY demolished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KLINK handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 7 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 10 - 0 62 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 11 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 18 - 0 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 - 1 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 15 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 20 - 22 - 0 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 43 - 1 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 15 - 0 40 |
Turn 534 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK WROTE THE BOOK 4540 22 20 0 91 GAMEHENDGE (299)
PARRY-LUNGE THE CLEAR 4539 22 20 0 86 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
TOTAL PARRY LADY HUNTSMAN 4579 15 6 0 85 LENPROS (145)
SLASHING ATTACK SCARECROW 3671 6 5 0 66 CIRCUS MAXIMUS (273)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 4583 13 10 1 60 THE WARLOCKS (430)
PARRY-STRIKE QUEEN CHINEE 4588 15 11 0 56 THE WARLOCKS (430)
BASHING ATTACK CARDINAL ARIZPE 4645 3 1 0 36 LENPROS (145)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WROTE THE BOOK 4540. The most popular warrior this
turn was CARDINAL ARIZPE 4645. The ten other most popular fighters were DR TRINAIRE
4606, WROTE THE BOOK 4540, SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 4583, ECK 4649, GARBO 3158, BIGFOOTS
4512, SCARECROW 3671, HENDGE CLIPPER 4602, THE CLEAR 4539, and EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE
4584.
The least popular fighter this week was FENCE POST 4604. The other ten least popular
fighters were QUEEN CHINEE 4588, MR SELF DESTRUCT 3254, LADY HUNTSMAN 4579, KLINK
4647, SLEEPS ALL DAY 4603, PIGFACE #2 4651, HITHELLIENE 4596, LORD WALTON 4612,
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 4584, and THE CLEAR 4539.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
GARCIA (30-3273) CIRCUS MAXIMUS (273)