DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/30/2007    Duedate: 06/12/2007

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-550

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POP IDOL
WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
(30-4617) [14-10-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POP IDOL                       POSITION IS EMPTY
WORLDLY DECLINE (445)          
(30-4617) [14-10-0,111]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

QUEEN CHINEE                   THE BOY KING
THE WARLOCKS (430)             WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
(30-4588) [24-18-1,103]        (30-4615) [15-9-1,110]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LENPROS (145)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WORLDLY DECLINE (445)       52
2. RED DOG GANG (356)          29      THE WARLOCKS (430)
3. THE WARLOCKS (430)          12      Unchartered Team
4. THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)  10
5. GAMEHENDGE (299)             7      WIDOW MAKERS II (381)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*RAGGED EDGE (454)          9   5  0 64.3   1/ 1 LENPROS (145)             8  6 1
 2/ 2 THE WARLOCKS (430)       147  90  8 62.0   2/ 2 RED DOG GANG (356)        8  7 1
 3/ 3 LENPROS (145)            948 613 27 60.7   3/ 5 THE A'S -- LOSERS  (431)  5  1 0
 4/ 4 THE A'S -- LOSERS  (431) 187 160  6 53.9   4/ 4 GAMEHENDGE (299)          4  2 1
 5/ 6 GAMEHENDGE (299)         171 151 11 53.1   5/ 6 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)     4  5 0
 6/ 7 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)     44  41  2 51.8   6- 3*RAGGED EDGE (454)         3  2 0
 7/ 5 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   16  15  2 51.6   7- 7*FIRE AND RUIN (453)       1  1 0
 8- 8*FIRE AND RUIN (453)        1   1  0 50.0   8/ 8 THE WARLOCKS (430)        1  2 0
 9/ 9 RED DOG GANG (356)       493 668 11 42.5   9/ 9 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I must admit that I did not expect to be here on the pulpit, however fitting it
must seem to most of you.  It was, perhaps, a stroke of strategic genius.
Nevertheless, Gods' will is done.
     Perhaps rather than a sermon this day, I shall provide some insight into the
collective group of Lenpros:
     ST     4, 8, 8,13,17
     CN     3, 9,10,12,19
     SZ     5, 7,12,14,20
     WT     7, 9,15,15,21
     WL    10,15,17,17,18
     SP     4, 9, 9,10,12
     DF     7,11,11,21,21
Interesting, I think.  Perhaps there is learned knowledge in these scriptures?
     Good luck to all.  Keep the Faith.  Health; humility; honor.
                    Cardinal Arizpe

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  IAYE needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for DR 
TRINAIRE?  RED DOG GANG's proud of her after beating GADGET and getting 19 points.  
Talk about yer big time losers!  GADGET got smashed by DR TRINAIRE, and lost 18 
points!  Like, POP IDOL must be pretty gutsy!  She Bloodfeuded the Duelmaster from 
LENPROS.  Does this gal have a death wish or what!  Was that a tear I saw in POP 
IDOL's eye, as she took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't CARDINAL ARIZPE fit to be 
tied!  Who was the wiseguy that said IAYE's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The 
Wharf Rat?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  WORLDLY DECLINE was the most avoided team.  Is a 
44-41-2 record really that scary?  I don't know what LENPROS' been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from WORLDLY DECLINE, that's fer sher.  
Can RESCUE RANGERS II's GADGET be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, 
but is that really the same?  I'm not so sure THE BOY KING knew all the facts when he 
challenged LADY HUNTSMAN of LENPROS.  I saw THE BOY KING stumbling and dribbling at 
The Wharf Rat last week...  THE BOY KING was so studly out there in the sands!  
Beating LADY HUNTSMAN and getting 33 points.  WORLDLY DECLINE must be proud, for 
sure!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All IAYE ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  I was SO depressed when I heard DUKE OF WHIRLPOOL got killed.  
He was just a kid, and didn't get a fair chance in IAYE, or anything!  That was so 
totally rude when OUT OF TIME wasted DUKE OF WHIRLPOOL.  I think all you warriors in 
IAYE should gang up on GAMEHENDGE!  Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  (POP IDOL 
vs. CARDINAL ARIZPE, that is.) Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like 
to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  IAYE is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POP IDOL 4617                14  10  0   111       WORLDLY DECLINE (445)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE BOY KING 4615            15   9  1   110       WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
 LADY HUNTSMAN 4579           26  11  0   103       LENPROS (145)
 QUEEN CHINEE 4588            24  18  1   103       THE WARLOCKS (430)
 DR TRINAIRE 4606             17  16  0    99       RED DOG GANG (356)
 DON FRANCIS 4619              6   4  0    93       LENPROS (145)
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 4584       19  23  1    92       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARDINAL ARIZPE 4645         12   6  2    87       LENPROS (145)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GADGET 4528                  10  10  1    78       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FENCE POST 4604              13  22  0    66       RED DOG GANG (356)
 KLINK 4647                   11   8  0    61       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 4603          10   9  1    61       GAMEHENDGE (299)
 OUT OF TIME 4681             10   3  1    57       GAMEHENDGE (299)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRISH CREAM 4654              6  10  0    29       RED DOG GANG (356)
 PRIVATE PERNA 4690            4   2  0    26       LENPROS (145)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHELYE 4699                   1   0  0    21       RAGGED EDGE (454)
-CELL BLABBER 4616             3   3  0    19       WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
 WINDSONG 4702                 2   4  1    18       RED DOG GANG (356)
-DALE II 4025                  1   0  1    16       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-KESTRINA 4696                 1   1  0    16       FIRE AND RUIN (453)
-SERRIS 4697                   3   1  0    15       RAGGED EDGE (454)
-QORK ORKKIN 4698              1   0  0    13       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 LADY WOOF 4715                1   0  0    11       RED DOG GANG (356)
-FRENCH VETO 4618              1   6  0     9       WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
-MODBLYE 4700                  2   2  0     8       RAGGED EDGE (454)
-WARG 4701                     2   2  0     8       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 KID MEDICATION 4713           0   2  0     2       WORLDLY DECLINE (445)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
ECK 4649               9  6 1 THE A'S -- LOSERS 431 CARDINAL ARIZPE 4645  546 NOT REVE
DUKE OF WHIRLPOO 4704  3  2 0 LENPROS 145           OUT OF TIME 4681      550         
PRINCESS DIANA 4614   11 11 1 WORLDLY DECLINE 445   CARDINAL ARIZPE 4645  548 JUST REV

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Queen Chinee -- You're a good dancer, too!  In some ways better than Lady Huntsman
because you're taller, not her fault, but I don't have to bend over so far.  I mean,
with Lady Huntsman I could just CARRY her around the dancefloor, but sometimes it's
fun to do it this way, too. -- Bigfoots

Earthquake Excuse -- Well, it's never worked for me in the past, but I'm going to try
it again!  Ahem.  I'd have won that one, except that in the third minute the ground
started shaking and I stumbled and fell into your sword.  Not my fault, it was the
earthquake! -- Dr Trinaire

Sleeps All Day -- Ah, my favorite activity.  I do feel I'm rather good at it, too.
You could probably learn a lot from me. -- Fence Post

Klink -- Why didn't you lose?  Your team name said you would, and I was COUNTING on
it. -- Irish Cream, curdling a little

That Shiftyeyed person was dangerous, probably a spy.  Definitely up to no good.  I
did us all a favor. -- Windsong

Lady Huntsman -- I do!  I do love you, it's just, well, my heart is as big as my
feet, so I can love more than one woman at the same time, you see? -- Bigfoots
P.S.  I'll give you a free lifetime pass to my dancing school.

Lenpro -- It's always important to have the RIGHT memorial for a fallen friend. --
Leeta, Jorja, and the Red Dog Gang

Windsong -- Soon enough, you will get into my range, and then I WILL avenge the death
of the Shiftyeyed Volunteer. -- the most Ruthless Jaywalker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

POP IDOL devastated CARDINAL ARIZPE in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud Title fight.
THE BOY KING vanquished LADY HUNTSMAN in a exciting 6 minute uneven Challenge battle.
DON FRANCIS slimly lost to QUEEN CHINEE in a 4 minute bloody brawl.
GADGET was overpowered by DR TRINAIRE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE viciously subdued FENCE POST in a 3 minute gory expert's brawl.
SLEEPS ALL DAY devastated IRISH CREAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
OUT OF TIME savagely slew DUKE OF WHIRLPOOL in a 7 minute expert vs. beginner melee.
KLINK overpowered THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WINDSONG defeated KID MEDICATION in a exciting 1 minute fight.
PRIVATE PERNA handily defeated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LADY WOOF subdued POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  14 -  1      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   8 -  3      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        19 -  16 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  11 -  2      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  10 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  16 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  28 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   8 -  0      47  |

Turn 550 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   POP IDOL 4617              14  10  0  111 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
AIMED BLOW       THE BOY KING 4615          15   9  1  110 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
TOTAL PARRY      LADY HUNTSMAN 4579         26  11  0  103 LENPROS (145)
PARRY-STRIKE     QUEEN CHINEE 4588          24  18  1  103 THE WARLOCKS (430)
BASHING ATTACK   CARDINAL ARIZPE 4645       12   6  2   87 LENPROS (145)
PARRY-LUNGE      KLINK 4647                 11   8  0   61 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is QUEEN CHINEE 4588.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE BOY KING 4615.  The ten other most popular fighters were DUKE OF 
WHIRLPOOL 4704, EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 4584, SLEEPS ALL DAY 4603, WINDSONG 4702, DON 
FRANCIS 4619, LADY WOOF 4715, POP IDOL 4617, QUEEN CHINEE 4588, DR TRINAIRE 4606, and 
KLINK 4647.

The least popular fighter this week was LADY HUNTSMAN 4579.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OUT OF TIME 4681, KID MEDICATION 4713, IRISH CREAM 4654, FENCE 
POST 4604, GADGET 4528, CARDINAL ARIZPE 4645, PRIVATE PERNA 4690, KLINK 4647, DR 
TRINAIRE 4606, and QUEEN CHINEE 4588.