DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/27/2007    Duedate: 07/10/2007

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-552

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

QUEEN CHINEE
THE WARLOCKS (430)
(30-4588) [26-18-1,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

QUEEN CHINEE                   POSITION IS EMPTY
THE WARLOCKS (430)             
(30-4588) [26-18-1,119]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

QUEEN CHINEE                   SLEEPS ALL DAY
THE WARLOCKS (430)             GAMEHENDGE (299)
(30-4588) [26-18-1,119]        (30-4603) [10-11-1,61]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE WARLOCKS (430)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE WARLOCKS (430)          64
2. GAMEHENDGE (299)            39      THE WARLOCKS (430)
3. LENPROS (145)               34      Unchartered Team
4. THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)  26
5. RED DOG GANG (356)           4      INCARNATIONS (302)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE WARLOCKS (430)       153  90  8 63.0   1/ 6 THE WARLOCKS (430)        7  0 0
 2/ 2 LENPROS (145)            954 615 27 60.8   2/ 4 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)     7  2 0
 3/ 3 THE A'S -- LOSERS  (431) 192 162  6 54.2   3/ 3 THE A'S -- LOSERS  (431)  7  2 0
 4/ 4 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)     49  42  2 53.8   4/ 1 LENPROS (145)             7  6 0
 5/ 5 GAMEHENDGE (299)         173 156 11 52.6   5/ 2 RED DOG GANG (356)        6  9 0
 6- 6 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   16  15  2 51.6   6/ 5 GAMEHENDGE (299)          4  5 1
 7/ 8 RED DOG GANG (356)       496 675 11 42.4   7- 7 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Oh yeah, I'm a cowboy, Wee-ha-hoo, [gasping wildly while doing a silly dance
with bizarre facial contortions], Wanted dead or aliiiiiive!!  Well I've decided upon
the alive part.  As a matter of fact, I think the immortal part will  suit me just
fine.  I understand it's an Andorian arena Dr. Trinaire, but as Duelmaster who else
could I challenge?  And as for The Boy King, he (rightfully or wrongfully) claimed
the scum exemption on his challenge form.  I understand his scum rebate will be
$0.30.  Minus the hassle, mailing, and processing fee, and Lady Huntsman is well on
her way to retiring.  My final numbers, [11(1)-13(1)-15-13(1)-15(1)-10-11, Mas. Init,
Ex. Att & Def] thoroughly mediocre but what else would you expect from your
duelmaster idol?

Pop Idol

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, IAYE?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before? 
Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, LENPROS, since THE WARLOCKS took top 
team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  THE WARLOCKS turned their 5-0-0 turn 
into a 1st place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get 
put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see SLIPKNOT win a 
fight and gain 20 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, QUEEN CHINEE beat DR TRINAIRE and DR 
TRINAIRE lost 5 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE challenged 
IAYE's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And if variety is the spice of life, 
IAYE may be getting bland, as POP IDOL stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and 
bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their 
fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
IAYE, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  RED DOG GANG the most avoided team? 
What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like LENPROS avoided them the 
most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm 
frightfully impressed, LADY HUNTSMAN was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch 
that ego swell, sports fans.  Looks like time for laurels or hemlock, THE BOY KING 
was challenged by CARDINAL ARIZPE, who was ranked 44 points below him.  Well, ok, the 
upstart knave (where've I heard that before?) won this match and gained 22 points to 
boot!  Ha ha ha, THE BOY KING.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for IAYE's 
morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need 
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEEN CHINEE 4588            26  18  1   119       THE WARLOCKS (430)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARDINAL ARIZPE 4645         13   6  2   109       LENPROS (145)
 LADY HUNTSMAN 4579           27  12  0   107       LENPROS (145)
-DON FRANCIS 4619              7   4  0    99       LENPROS (145)
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 4584       20  24  1    94       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DR TRINAIRE 4606             17  18  0    85       RED DOG GANG (356)
 THE BOY KING 4615            16  10  1    85       WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
-GADGET 4528                  10  10  1    78       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 FENCE POST 4604              15  22  0    74       RED DOG GANG (356)
 KLINK 4647                   13   8  0    67       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OUT OF TIME 4681             10   5  1    64       GAMEHENDGE (299)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 4603          10  11  1    61       GAMEHENDGE (299)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRISH CREAM 4654              7  11  0    43       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRIVATE PERNA 4690            5   3  0    24       LENPROS (145)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAJOR KOHLER 4716             2   0  0    20       LENPROS (145)
 SLIPKNOT 4718                 1   0  0    20       THE WARLOCKS (430)
-CELL BLABBER 4616             3   3  0    19       WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
 KID MEDICATION 4713           2   2  0    18       WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
-DALE II 4025                  1   0  1    16       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 BAINES 4724                   1   0  0    16       GAMEHENDGE (299)
 OZZIE CANSECO 4723            1   0  0    16       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
 FRANKLINS TOWER 4725          1   0  0    15       THE WARLOCKS (430)
 WINDSONG 4702                 2   6  1    13       RED DOG GANG (356)
 JACK STRAW 4722               1   0  0    13       THE WARLOCKS (430)
 DEPRESS DEPRESS 4721          1   0  0    13       GAMEHENDGE (299)
-FRENCH VETO 4618              1   6  0     9       WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
 WORLD CHUMPS 4726             1   0  0     8       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
 HELP ON THE WAY 4717          1   0  0     8       THE WARLOCKS (430)
 LADY WOOF 4715                1   2  0     5       RED DOG GANG (356)
 SUIT OF ARMS 4720             0   1  0     2       GAMEHENDGE (299)
 CURVEBALL 4719                0   1  0     1       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
DUKE OF WHIRLPOO 4704  3  2 0 LENPROS 145           OUT OF TIME 4681      550 JUST REV
PRINCESS DIANA 4614   11 11 1 WORLDLY DECLINE 445   CARDINAL ARIZPE 4645  548 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Out Of Time -- Take that, you Cad! -- Don Francis

The Boy King -- You little snot!  You dippy, little whippersnapper!  You paean! --
Lady Huntsman

Irish Cream -- You had much more bite than I thought. -- Private Perna

Lady Woof -- Nice meeting you.  I like your style, Madame.  (wink) -- Major Kohler

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye, Forever. -- Lenpro

Pop Idol -- How can you be anyone's pop?  You're a mom.  Well, maybe not, but you
COULD be. -- Dr Trinaire
P.S.  I wouldn't play doctor with you, anyway.
P.P.S.  But my thanks for the skills.  Always useful, skills.

Sleeps All Day -- You call that amazing?  I can sleep longer than that and never even
notice it!  Immobility is my job description. -- Fence Post

Private Perna -- Looked public to ME.  Are you sure you've got it right? -- Irish
Cream

Kid Medication -- Ah, yes,  That has been a disturbing development.  "My little boy
is always racing around, into everything.  Give him some pills to make him quieter!"
To which nobody seems to be saying, "Lady, your kid is five years old, he's supposed
to be always racing around into everything."  I don't know what this world is coming
to.... -- Windsong

Major Kohler -- So I see, nothing minor about you at ALL.  In fact, quite impressive.
-- Lady Woof

And from the middle of the continent, I say:  Health, humidity, more ice! -- Jorja

Our congratulations to Pop Idol. -- the Red Dog Gang

"The audience falls silent as the dueling begins."  Same as last time.  What does it
MEAN?

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LADY HUNTSMAN outwaited OUT OF TIME in a 15 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE was savagely defeated by POP IDOL in a 4 minute Challenge melee.
CARDINAL ARIZPE devastated THE BOY KING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
QUEEN CHINEE overpowered DR TRINAIRE in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
FENCE POST unbelievably bested SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 5 minute veteran's duel.
KLINK bested IRISH CREAM in a 3 minute gory competition.
PRIVATE PERNA handily defeated LADY WOOF in a 1 minute uneven melee.
WINDSONG lost to KID MEDICATION in a 4 minute duel.
MAJOR KOHLER luckily beat SUIT OF ARMS in a 2 minute gory beginner's duel.
HELP ON THE WAY defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 4 minute beginner's match.
SLIPKNOT overpowered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CURVEBALL was demolished by FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DEPRESS DEPRESS devastated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JACK STRAW devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
OZZIE CANSECO handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven fight.
BAINES overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven struggle.
FRANKLINS TOWER handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WORLD CHUMPS bested FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 2 minute novice's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         BASHING ATTACK    13 -   4 -  3      76  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  13 -  1      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        20 -  13 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  12 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  11 -  2      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  28 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   9 -  1      31  |

Turn 552 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0                                       2  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     QUEEN CHINEE 4588          26  18  1  119 THE WARLOCKS (430)
BASHING ATTACK   CARDINAL ARIZPE 4645       13   6  2  109 LENPROS (145)
TOTAL PARRY      LADY HUNTSMAN 4579         27  12  0  107 LENPROS (145)
AIMED BLOW       THE BOY KING 4615          16  10  1   85 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
PARRY-LUNGE      KLINK 4647                 13   8  0   67 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is QUEEN CHINEE 4588.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SLEEPS ALL DAY 4603.  The ten other most popular fighters were WINDSONG 
4702, IRISH CREAM 4654, BAINES 4724, EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 4584, CARDINAL ARIZPE 4645, 
QUEEN CHINEE 4588, FENCE POST 4604, SUIT OF ARMS 4720, OZZIE CANSECO 4723, and KLINK 
4647.

The least popular fighter this week was LADY HUNTSMAN 4579.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OUT OF TIME 4681, KID MEDICATION 4713, CURVEBALL 4719, HELP ON 
THE WAY 4717, LADY WOOF 4715, DR TRINAIRE 4606, THE BOY KING 4615, WORLD CHUMPS 4726, 
FRANKLINS TOWER 4725, and JACK STRAW 4722.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

QUEEN CHINEE (30-4588) THE WARLOCKS (430)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

POP IDOL (30-4617) WORLDLY DECLINE (445)