DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/27/2007 Duedate: 07/10/2007
IAYE ARENA
DM-30 TURN-552
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
QUEEN CHINEE
THE WARLOCKS (430)
(30-4588) [26-18-1,119]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
QUEEN CHINEE POSITION IS EMPTY
THE WARLOCKS (430)
(30-4588) [26-18-1,119]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
QUEEN CHINEE SLEEPS ALL DAY
THE WARLOCKS (430) GAMEHENDGE (299)
(30-4588) [26-18-1,119] (30-4603) [10-11-1,61]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE WARLOCKS (430)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE WARLOCKS (430) 64
2. GAMEHENDGE (299) 39 THE WARLOCKS (430)
3. LENPROS (145) 34 Unchartered Team
4. THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431) 26
5. RED DOG GANG (356) 4 INCARNATIONS (302)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 THE WARLOCKS (430) 153 90 8 63.0 1/ 6 THE WARLOCKS (430) 7 0 0
2/ 2 LENPROS (145) 954 615 27 60.8 2/ 4 WORLDLY DECLINE (445) 7 2 0
3/ 3 THE A'S -- LOSERS (431) 192 162 6 54.2 3/ 3 THE A'S -- LOSERS (431) 7 2 0
4/ 4 WORLDLY DECLINE (445) 49 42 2 53.8 4/ 1 LENPROS (145) 7 6 0
5/ 5 GAMEHENDGE (299) 173 156 11 52.6 5/ 2 RED DOG GANG (356) 6 9 0
6- 6 RESCUE RANGERS II (385) 16 15 2 51.6 6/ 5 GAMEHENDGE (299) 4 5 1
7/ 8 RED DOG GANG (356) 496 675 11 42.4 7- 7 RESCUE RANGERS II (385) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Oh yeah, I'm a cowboy, Wee-ha-hoo, [gasping wildly while doing a silly dance
with bizarre facial contortions], Wanted dead or aliiiiiive!! Well I've decided upon
the alive part. As a matter of fact, I think the immortal part will suit me just
fine. I understand it's an Andorian arena Dr. Trinaire, but as Duelmaster who else
could I challenge? And as for The Boy King, he (rightfully or wrongfully) claimed
the scum exemption on his challenge form. I understand his scum rebate will be
$0.30. Minus the hassle, mailing, and processing fee, and Lady Huntsman is well on
her way to retiring. My final numbers, [11(1)-13(1)-15-13(1)-15(1)-10-11, Mas. Init,
Ex. Att & Def] thoroughly mediocre but what else would you expect from your
duelmaster idol?
Pop Idol
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, IAYE? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before?
Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, LENPROS, since THE WARLOCKS took top
team from you this turn, you guys are old news. THE WARLOCKS turned their 5-0-0 turn
into a 1st place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get
put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see SLIPKNOT win a
fight and gain 20 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, QUEEN CHINEE beat DR TRINAIRE and DR
TRINAIRE lost 5 points. You're breakin' my heart. EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE challenged
IAYE's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And if variety is the spice of life,
IAYE may be getting bland, as POP IDOL stays top dog in the city. Kickbacks and
bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their
fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
IAYE, I am losing what little hope I had in you. RED DOG GANG the most avoided team?
What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it looks like LENPROS avoided them the
most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Ooh, I'm
frightfully impressed, LADY HUNTSMAN was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch
that ego swell, sports fans. Looks like time for laurels or hemlock, THE BOY KING
was challenged by CARDINAL ARIZPE, who was ranked 44 points below him. Well, ok, the
upstart knave (where've I heard that before?) won this match and gained 22 points to
boot! Ha ha ha, THE BOY KING.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for IAYE's
morgue. More variety. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is
developing these kinds of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUEEN CHINEE 4588 26 18 1 119 THE WARLOCKS (430)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CARDINAL ARIZPE 4645 13 6 2 109 LENPROS (145)
LADY HUNTSMAN 4579 27 12 0 107 LENPROS (145)
-DON FRANCIS 4619 7 4 0 99 LENPROS (145)
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 4584 20 24 1 94 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DR TRINAIRE 4606 17 18 0 85 RED DOG GANG (356)
THE BOY KING 4615 16 10 1 85 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
-GADGET 4528 10 10 1 78 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
FENCE POST 4604 15 22 0 74 RED DOG GANG (356)
KLINK 4647 13 8 0 67 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OUT OF TIME 4681 10 5 1 64 GAMEHENDGE (299)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLEEPS ALL DAY 4603 10 11 1 61 GAMEHENDGE (299)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRISH CREAM 4654 7 11 0 43 RED DOG GANG (356)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRIVATE PERNA 4690 5 3 0 24 LENPROS (145)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAJOR KOHLER 4716 2 0 0 20 LENPROS (145)
SLIPKNOT 4718 1 0 0 20 THE WARLOCKS (430)
-CELL BLABBER 4616 3 3 0 19 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
KID MEDICATION 4713 2 2 0 18 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
-DALE II 4025 1 0 1 16 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
BAINES 4724 1 0 0 16 GAMEHENDGE (299)
OZZIE CANSECO 4723 1 0 0 16 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
FRANKLINS TOWER 4725 1 0 0 15 THE WARLOCKS (430)
WINDSONG 4702 2 6 1 13 RED DOG GANG (356)
JACK STRAW 4722 1 0 0 13 THE WARLOCKS (430)
DEPRESS DEPRESS 4721 1 0 0 13 GAMEHENDGE (299)
-FRENCH VETO 4618 1 6 0 9 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
WORLD CHUMPS 4726 1 0 0 8 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
HELP ON THE WAY 4717 1 0 0 8 THE WARLOCKS (430)
LADY WOOF 4715 1 2 0 5 RED DOG GANG (356)
SUIT OF ARMS 4720 0 1 0 2 GAMEHENDGE (299)
CURVEBALL 4719 0 1 0 1 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DUKE OF WHIRLPOO 4704 3 2 0 LENPROS 145 OUT OF TIME 4681 550 JUST REV
PRINCESS DIANA 4614 11 11 1 WORLDLY DECLINE 445 CARDINAL ARIZPE 4645 548 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Out Of Time -- Take that, you Cad! -- Don Francis
The Boy King -- You little snot! You dippy, little whippersnapper! You paean! --
Lady Huntsman
Irish Cream -- You had much more bite than I thought. -- Private Perna
Lady Woof -- Nice meeting you. I like your style, Madame. (wink) -- Major Kohler
Health. Humility. Honor. Iaye, Forever. -- Lenpro
Pop Idol -- How can you be anyone's pop? You're a mom. Well, maybe not, but you
COULD be. -- Dr Trinaire
P.S. I wouldn't play doctor with you, anyway.
P.P.S. But my thanks for the skills. Always useful, skills.
Sleeps All Day -- You call that amazing? I can sleep longer than that and never even
notice it! Immobility is my job description. -- Fence Post
Private Perna -- Looked public to ME. Are you sure you've got it right? -- Irish
Cream
Kid Medication -- Ah, yes, That has been a disturbing development. "My little boy
is always racing around, into everything. Give him some pills to make him quieter!"
To which nobody seems to be saying, "Lady, your kid is five years old, he's supposed
to be always racing around into everything." I don't know what this world is coming
to.... -- Windsong
Major Kohler -- So I see, nothing minor about you at ALL. In fact, quite impressive.
-- Lady Woof
And from the middle of the continent, I say: Health, humidity, more ice! -- Jorja
Our congratulations to Pop Idol. -- the Red Dog Gang
"The audience falls silent as the dueling begins." Same as last time. What does it
MEAN?
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LADY HUNTSMAN outwaited OUT OF TIME in a 15 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE was savagely defeated by POP IDOL in a 4 minute Challenge melee.
CARDINAL ARIZPE devastated THE BOY KING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
QUEEN CHINEE overpowered DR TRINAIRE in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
FENCE POST unbelievably bested SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 5 minute veteran's duel.
KLINK bested IRISH CREAM in a 3 minute gory competition.
PRIVATE PERNA handily defeated LADY WOOF in a 1 minute uneven melee.
WINDSONG lost to KID MEDICATION in a 4 minute duel.
MAJOR KOHLER luckily beat SUIT OF ARMS in a 2 minute gory beginner's duel.
HELP ON THE WAY defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 4 minute beginner's match.
SLIPKNOT overpowered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CURVEBALL was demolished by FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DEPRESS DEPRESS devastated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JACK STRAW devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
OZZIE CANSECO handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven fight.
BAINES overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven struggle.
FRANKLINS TOWER handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WORLD CHUMPS bested FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 2 minute novice's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 4 - 3 76 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 13 - 1 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 20 - 13 - 0 61 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 12 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 11 - 2 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 28 - 0 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 9 - 1 31 |
Turn 552 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE QUEEN CHINEE 4588 26 18 1 119 THE WARLOCKS (430)
BASHING ATTACK CARDINAL ARIZPE 4645 13 6 2 109 LENPROS (145)
TOTAL PARRY LADY HUNTSMAN 4579 27 12 0 107 LENPROS (145)
AIMED BLOW THE BOY KING 4615 16 10 1 85 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
PARRY-LUNGE KLINK 4647 13 8 0 67 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is QUEEN CHINEE 4588. The most popular warrior this
turn was SLEEPS ALL DAY 4603. The ten other most popular fighters were WINDSONG
4702, IRISH CREAM 4654, BAINES 4724, EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 4584, CARDINAL ARIZPE 4645,
QUEEN CHINEE 4588, FENCE POST 4604, SUIT OF ARMS 4720, OZZIE CANSECO 4723, and KLINK
4647.
The least popular fighter this week was LADY HUNTSMAN 4579. The other ten least
popular fighters were OUT OF TIME 4681, KID MEDICATION 4713, CURVEBALL 4719, HELP ON
THE WAY 4717, LADY WOOF 4715, DR TRINAIRE 4606, THE BOY KING 4615, WORLD CHUMPS 4726,
FRANKLINS TOWER 4725, and JACK STRAW 4722.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
QUEEN CHINEE (30-4588) THE WARLOCKS (430)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
POP IDOL (30-4617) WORLDLY DECLINE (445)