Date   : 09/19/2007    Duedate: 10/02/2007


DM-30    TURN-558

This Weeks Top Honors


(30-4615) [20-12-1,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GAMEHENDGE (299)               TEMPLAR ROGUES (449)
(30-4603) [15-12-1,118]        (30-4735) [3-0-1,25]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GAMEHENDGE (299)               GAMEHENDGE (299)
(30-4603) [15-12-1,118]        (30-4603) [15-12-1,118]


THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)

Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. RANDOM (391)                34
2. WORLDLY DECLINE (445)       16      THE WARLOCKS (430)
3. THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)  16      Unchartered Team
4. LENPROS (145)               13
5. RESCUE RANGERS II (385)     12      TEMPLAR ROGUES (449)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE WARLOCKS (430)       163 103  9 61.3   1/ 2 THE A'S -- LOSERS  (431)  9  6 0
 2/ 2 LENPROS (145)            966 626 28 60.7   2/ 1 RED DOG GANG (356)        7  8 0
 3/ 4 THE A'S -- LOSERS  (431) 210 174  7 54.7   3/ 6 RANDOM (391)              6  3 0
 4/ 5 GAMEHENDGE (299)         187 165 11 53.1   4/ 7 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)     5  4 1
 5/ 6 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)     57  53  3 51.8   5/ 4 GAMEHENDGE (299)          5  4 0
 6/ 7 RANDOM (391)              36  35  0 50.7   6/ 3 LENPROS (145)             4  6 0
 7/ 9 RED DOG GANG (356)       513 688 11 42.7   7/ 5 THE WARLOCKS (430)        4  6 0
 8/ 8 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   16  22  2 42.1   8/ 9*TEMPLAR ROGUES (449)      3  2 1
 9/10*TEMPLAR ROGUES (449)       3   7  1 30.0   9/10 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   0  7 0
10/ 0*INHUMANS III (437)         0   3  0  0.0  10/ 0*INHUMANS III (437)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

         + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Cities by the Shore #21 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Under Krael:

     Old Doc Circ insisted that he be the one to throw the mixed explosive against
the ceiling.  "This material is of my creation," he said, "and I'm the one who
understands it best.  Also, as a youth, I did a certain amount of, ah, throwing
     "Relic of a misspent youth?" Senator Sedalia muttered.  "I could tell a few
tales of my own--"
     "Not now," Cho cut in.  "The malign power of this place is affecting us all, in
small and temporary ways now but it will increase with exposure.  Let us do this and
get out as quickly as we may."
     Sedalia nodded and stepped back.
     Circ finished molding the second putty-like mass of explosive and glanced upward
at the carven ceiling.  "Any specific spots up there I should aim for?"
     "Opposite sides of the inner circle of sigils," Cho said, "but anywhere within
the sigils will do."
     "Right, everyone out of the way, start back along the route we laid out," the
old alchemist said.
     Each of the others picked up part of Circ's gear--the old man would not need any
encumbrance once he threw the explosives into place and began his own run for
safety--and left.  Gissanniah started to coil up the cord they'd followed down into
the maze, then left it.  The cord might make it easier for Circ to follow...if he
survived this first stage.
     The tunnel seemed narrower than when they'd come down it, the walls closing in,
squeezing them, choking off the air.  Gissanniah decided that had to be all in her
mind, she didn't LIKE small closed places under the ground like this, and maybe it
was part of the "small and temporary" effects of the sigils, too, but--  The sound of
footsteps behind her made her jump, and she looked back.
     It was Circ, running, and he gestured breathlessly for her to move faster.
"Only ten minutes to get out of here," he reminded her as he caught up.
     "If you fall and twist an ankle--"
     "Oh.  Yes, good point."  The old alchemist slowed down just a little.  "Or if I
get too winded to run."  He grimaced.  "It's been a while since I stayed in condition
for the arena every two weeks."
     They closed the distance to Sedalia and Cho, who were mixing another wad of
     "Keep going!" Sedalia barked.  "Go on to the next point and start mixing there."
     "Right."  Gissanniah grabbed the now-wheezing alchemist by the arm and kept
moving along the cord to the next node of the pattern.
     While they were mixing there, Sedalia and Cho hurried past.  Circ placed the
explosive, and they ran farther upward, passing the senator and Cho again.  Another
     "This is the last one," Cho said as he and Sedalia caught up with them.  "We
don't dare take longer, things are about to blow."  He grimaced.  "Too bad we didn't
have Raigavor along, he LIKES blowing things up."
     Gissanniah took the wad of chemical-soaked cotton from Circ and pressed it to
the sigil on the ceiling.  "Will this be enough?"
     "Probably.  Almost certainly.  Now, RUN!"

Aruak City:

     Fandil was reluctant to move on from the doorway where Adie had disappeared.  It
seemed like abandoning her, even though there was nothing he could DO there, and he
might find some way to act and help if he continued.  Plus there was the job he was
supposed to be doing.  Because Adie had disappeared did not lessen the importance of
the job:  the blood magic focus had to be deactivated, destroyed if possible.  He
wished that Cho hadn't stayed behind in Point.
     Ah, but if wishes were horses, all beggars would ride.  Better to deal with what
was real here.  That he was inside the arena and alone.  Perhaps Khaldren or his
lieutenants thought all the danger to them must come from Adie, because her fiery
personality made her the most visible.  He would show them that age and cunning had
its uses, too.  Fandil flexed the fingers of his free hand, transferred his staff to
that hand, and flexed the fingers of his other hand; ready to work.  He extended his
magical senses along the corridor and as far into the adjoining spaces as he could.
     No people within his range, which meant nobody close enough to be a problem.
Nobody here in the sub-cellar of the arena, nobody near the stairhead to the next
level up.  No...people.  But he sensed a mind, at the least an awareness.  Perhaps a
golem.  On this level, ahead and to his right by thirty yards or so.
     That would be a place to start.
     Fandil shifted his staff into his left hand and wiped his right hand on his
robe, shifted it back and wiped his left.  Maybe he was getting a little old for this
kind of adventure...no, it was just nerves.  And he was really worried about Adie.
His mouth twitched, finally curving into a smile.  She wouldn't like being considered
a "fragile flower of femininity," though.  She could take care of herself.  Better to
worry about what he was going to find.
     He reached a cross-corridor and paused.  The Awareness, golem or whatever, was
down this way.  He ran over a few spells in his mind, just checking lightly to make
sure they were ready, the way a warrior might check to make sure his sword was ready
to hand.  Power moved here, seething just under the surface of physical reality,
spinning slowly toward the Awareness.  That probably meant that the presence he
sensed was the collector-concentrator-transmitter of the gathered blood-power, or
something placed to guard it.
     He turned to the right and moved down the narrow corridor, counting his paces to
block out the tension.

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 287): BURPS FIRE HAMMER of ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 576): MAN'S BEST FRIEND of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 575): SHOWSTOPPER of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 568): D.O.A. DOMINANCE of OXYMORONS (Death Stud, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 565): MANUEL PEREZ of MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 564): SYMPATHY of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 562): LORIS KEY of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 557): EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE of THE A'S -- LOSERS II (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 527): HAMILTON of VABOROUGHS (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 518): VALGARD of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 509): REAGAN of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 235): BOB LE CANADIEN of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 424): TYVEK of DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (Rillion, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 411): CLE of UN (JE, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 461): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 287): BLOOD RITES (Wretch, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 576): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 575): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 568): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 565): MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 564): MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 562): MEDAL OF HONOR VI (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 557): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 527): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 518): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 509): TUFT-TASTIC! (Adie, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 235): FIRE INC. (Wretch, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 424): THE BUNKHOUSE (Pauly, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 411): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 189): DOGS OF WAR (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 461): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 286): TIEN of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 576): MAGENTA MAGGOT of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
                   (turn 575): VIOLET VULTURE of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 568): BELISSA HOUGH of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 567): NAFISAH of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 565): KERMAN JONES of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 562): LORIS KEY of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 555): CARDINAL ARIZPE of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 517): WILLIAM CRAWFORD of MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (The Anarchist)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 509): REAGAN of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 235): BOB LE CANADIEN of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 424): RICKY J of THE BUNKHOUSE (Pauly, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 189): JESSICA RABBIT of BRAIN FOOD 36 (The Sandman, mgr.)
                 (turn 188): PUPPY ON PATROL of DOGS OF WAR (?, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  IAYE needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, RED DOG GANG had 
to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by THE A'S -- LOSERS II!  Way 
to go THE A'S -- LOSERS II!  RANDOM like really fought hard to move up to 3rd from 
6th.  Way to go!  What was the name of that team who got 4-1-0 this turn for a total 
210-174-7 you ask?  (Sure)  THE A'S -- LOSERS II's their name, and fighting's their 
game!  MVP award for ISPEP?  RANDOM's proud of him after beating FENCE POST and 
getting 19 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  IRISH CREAM got smashed by MOPT, 
and lost 13 points!  Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most popular beast in 
all IAYE.  It got the most challenges.  (But what about proposals?) Like, THE BOY 
KING must be pretty gutsy!  He challenged the Duelmaster from THE A'S -- LOSERS II.  
Does this guy have a death wish or what!  Was that a tear I saw in THE BOY KING's 
eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE fit to be tied!  
Who was the wiseguy that said IAYE's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Wharf 
Rat?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  WORLDLY 
DECLINE was the most avoided team.  Is a 57-53-3 record really that scary?  I don't 
know what LENPROS' been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights 
from WORLDLY DECLINE, that's fer sher.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All IAYE ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  CELL BLABBER bloodfeuded (is that a word?) HELP ON THE WAY for 
revenge over some guy's bad fortune.  Was it really worth it?  Hey you guys, don't 
you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write 
for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE BOY KING 4615            20  12  1   104       WORLDLY DECLINE (445)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 4603          15  12  1   118       GAMEHENDGE (299)
-DON FRANCIS 4619              8   4  0   111       LENPROS (145)
-STINGER 4098                  9  11  0   104       RANDOM (391)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 4584       23  27  1    97       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DR TRINAIRE 4606             20  21  0    89       RED DOG GANG (356)
 KLINK 4647                   17  10  0    84       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
 ISPEP 4527                    7   2  0    81       RANDOM (391)
-GADGET 4528                  10  10  1    78       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 FENCE POST 4604              16  27  0    75       RED DOG GANG (356)
 MOPT 4103                     7   4  0    73       RANDOM (391)
 MAPT 4100                     9   8  0    69       RANDOM (391)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK STRAW 4722               6   1  0    55       THE WARLOCKS (430)
 IRISH CREAM 4654             10  14  0    53       RED DOG GANG (356)
 OUT OF TIME 4681             12   9  1    49       GAMEHENDGE (299)
 WINDSONG 4702                 7   7  1    46       RED DOG GANG (356)
 LADY WOOF 4715                6   3  0    39       RED DOG GANG (356)
 WORLD CHUMPS 4726             5   2  0    38       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
-PRIVATE PERNA 4690            7   6  0    35       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAINES 4724                   5   2  0    33       GAMEHENDGE (299)
 MAJOR KOHLER 4716             5   3  1    29       LENPROS (145)
 OZZIE CANSECO 4723            5   2  0    26       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
 ERTUS CHAR 4735               3   0  1    25       TEMPLAR ROGUES (449)
-BROTHER J.J. 4728             2   1  0    24       LENPROS (145)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CELL BLABBER 4616             4   4  0    23       WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
 CURVEBALL 4719                3   4  1    21       THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
 FRANKLINS TOWER 4725          3   4  0    20       THE WARLOCKS (430)
 HELP ON THE WAY 4717          3   4  1    14       THE WARLOCKS (430)
-KID MEDICATION 4713           3   5  0    14       WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
 THOUGHT POLICEMAN 4736        2   1  1    13       WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
 PRINCE POLIOLES 4742          0   2  0     2       LENPROS (145)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
POLITE BEGGAR 363      0  1 0   1                   ERTUS CHAR 4735       558 NONE    
SUIT OF ARMS 4720      2  2 0 GAMEHENDGE 299        MAJOR KOHLER 4716     555 REVENGED
DEPRESS DEPRESS 4721   2  1 0 GAMEHENDGE 299        KORG 4568             554 NOT REVE
QIN-SHU-PAO 4530       0  1 0 INHUMANS III 437      STONE GOLEM 385       558 NONE    
DALE 4600              0  2 0 RESCUE RANGERS II 385 STONE GOLEM 385       558 NONE    
DALE II 4025           1  2 1 RESCUE RANGERS II 385 BLACK ORC 379         558 NONE    
DA1 4749               0  1 0 RESCUE RANGERS II 385 SPYMASTER 381         558 NONE    
SLIPKNOT 4718          2  3 0 THE WARLOCKS 430      THOUGHT POLICEMA 4736 556         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Curveball -- I threw you one and you whiffed! -- Private Perna

Mapt -- You were way more than I could ever handle.  Curse the RUGS! -- Brother J.J.

My goodness, Franklins Tower!  You can HIT!  Ouch. -- Major Kohler

Shucks, Thought Policeman, I thought anyone could hold a shield?  What a ditz, eh?  A
salute to your victory. -- Prince Polioles

A salute to Duelmaster Earthquake Excuse!  No excuses to the rest of us. -- Lenpro

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro

Sleeps All Day -- For someone with a name like yours, I find your behavior totally
bizare.  Or is it that all that sleeping gives you the extra energy and the, ah,
"incredible swiftness and power"? -- Dr Trinaire
P.S.  You will note how the crowd disapproved?  It was because you had injured me so
severely; they hate to see me hurt.  Remember that next time.

Klink -- (groaning)  Not the chain-klink fencing!  I hate those heavy staples, the
stress on my footing, the deathly chill on a winter morning....  Give me a nice warm,
organic, board fence any day. -- Fence Post, connoisseur of fences.

Jack Straw -- Ah, you're just a straw man.  I could shake you to pieces in a minute,
if people didn't keep snatching you out of my mouth.  I WANT to shake you to pieces,
I tbink it would be fun, and it would be PROOF that I was doing my job of defending
the territory, right? -- Irish Cream

World Chumps -- I wanted to take chomps from the chumps, but you quit too soon.
Still, it wasn't bad.  I knocked you down and was, as they say, "all over the place"
nipping here and snapping there.  Fun, to tell the truth, and the audience loved it.
-- Lady Woof

Dale II -- You should be glad I'm a female dog, young fellow.  I think you can
probably guess how a male dog would "salute his foe."  Right, I didn't think you
wanted something like that.  Rather crude, really. -- Windsong

Lenpro -- If I could reasonably expect to be at the winter F2F, maybe then.  But it's
too far any more, so...I could send you the recipe for green chile casserole, if
you'd like, but I can't cook it for you. -- Jorja
P.S.  Actually, we DID cook some just a couple of days ago, and it was delicious.

6 September 2007
                   *****                              *******
                   ***** STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3  *******
                   *****                              *******

15 managers have announced for the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse!!!!!!  There is still 
time to join and make a name for yourself in one of Alastari's fiercest contests!  I 
must correct a mistake in the previous announcement.  I incorrectly called it the 
Slaughterhouse 2, but in reality, this will be the third installment of the 


*Find a Partner

*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn 
of the contest.  You may also email or diplo Master Darque.

*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up 
Certificate.  Only certificates will be accepted for entry.  All certificates 
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.

*RU certificates must be received on or before the first turn of the contest which is 
Stormcrowe Turn 263 (running approximately November 27, 2007).


Rules and Scoring information for the Slaughterhouse will be posted every turn in the 
Stormcrowe newsletter beginning with Turn 260 and in a final all arena ad in 


ENDURANCE AWARD:  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes 
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.

KILL MASTER AWARD:  The individual manager with the most kills will receive a Limited 
Immortality Potion.  This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior.  He/she will be 
resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.

TOP TEAM AWARD:  Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize 
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:

*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates

Special note from RSI on prizes:  All contest prizes must be used within three 
months.  All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating 
contest team in DM 45.  The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time, 
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.


Rules questions and clarifications may be directed to Master Darque the contest 
coordinator.  He may be reached by email at rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or by 
diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428).

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DALE was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DALE II was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
QIN-SHU-PAO was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
CELL BLABBER defeated HELP ON THE WAY in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
THE BOY KING subdued EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a 3 minute Challenge Title competition.
MAPT was defeated by KLINK in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge struggle.
ISPEP devastated FENCE POST in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
MOPT vanquished IRISH CREAM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PRINCE POLIOLES was overpowered by CURVEBALL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THOUGHT POLICEMAN was overpowered by WORLD CHUMPS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
DR TRINAIRE was viciously subdued by SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 1 minute veteran's bout.
LADY WOOF was bested by OUT OF TIME in a 2 minute conflict.
JACK STRAW viciously subdued VISITING ORC in a exciting 1 minute bloody battle.
BAINES was beaten by WINDSONG in a 1 minute conflict.
FRANKLINS TOWER was overcome by MAJOR KOHLER in a 1 minute fight.
OZZIE CANSECO vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ERTUS CHAR slaughtered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -   6 -  1      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -  12 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  10 -  1      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   4 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        28 -  24 -  2      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  24 -  1      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  11 -  1      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  18 -  1      42  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   6 -  0      33  |

Turn 558 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       THE BOY KING 4615          20  12  1  104 WORLDLY DECLINE (445)
LUNGING ATTACK   SLEEPS ALL DAY 4603        15  12  1  118 GAMEHENDGE (299)
PARRY-LUNGE      KLINK 4647                 17  10  0   84 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431)
SLASHING ATTACK  MOPT 4103                   7   4  0   73 RANDOM (391)
PARRY-STRIKE     JACK STRAW 4722             6   1  0   55 THE WARLOCKS (430)
TOTAL PARRY      OUT OF TIME 4681           12   9  1   49 GAMEHENDGE (299)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPS ALL DAY 4603.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SLEEPS ALL DAY 4603.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE BOY KING 
4615, ISPEP 4527, DALE 4600, LADY WOOF 4715, JACK STRAW 4722, CELL BLABBER 4616, 

The least popular fighter this week was BAINES 4724.  The other ten least popular 
TOWER 4725, and MAPT 4100.