DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 06/25/2008 Duedate: 07/08/2008 IAYE ARENA DM-30 TURN-578 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS WORLD CHUMPS THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431) (30-4726) [20-7-1,125] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader WORLD CHUMPS POSITION IS EMPTY THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431) (30-4726) [20-7-1,125] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite WINDSONG MAYOR MCLAY RED DOG GANG (356) LENPROS (145) (30-4702) [18-16-1,96] (30-4784) [0-1-0,1] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM RED DOG GANG (356) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431) 21 2. LENPROS (145) 18 THE WARLOCKS (430) 3. TEMPLAR ROGUES (449) 15 Unchartered Team 4. RED DOG GANG (356) 12 5. GAMEHENDGE (299) 11 TEMPLAR ROGUES (449) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 THE WARLOCKS (430) 195 125 11 60.9 1/ 1 RED DOG GANG (356) 11 4 0 2/ 2 LENPROS (145) %1004 656 30 60.5 2/ 2 LENPROS (145) 6 4 1 3/ 3 THE A'S -- LOSERS (431) 249 194 8 56.2 3- 3 WRESTLMANIACS (73) 4 1 0 4- 4 WRESTLMANIACS (73) 70 55 3 56.0 4/ 4 THE A'S -- LOSERS (431) 3 3 1 5/ 5 GAMEHENDGE (299) 205 190 11 51.9 5/ 6 GAMEHENDGE (299) 2 4 0 6/ 6 RED DOG GANG (356) 571 730 12 43.9 6/ 5 THE WARLOCKS (430) 2 4 0 7/ 0*TEMPLAR ROGUES (449) 3 10 1 23.1 7/ 0*TEMPLAR ROGUES (449) 0 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 297): UNHOLY TERROR of BLOOD RITES (Wretch, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 596): CHIEF SITTING BULL of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 595): STEWART of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 588): DONDRIC of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 585): MORLIN POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 584): KEG STAND of BARHOPPERS (Apex, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 581): IRIS of MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 577): IRISH CREAM of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 547): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 538): RAMBLING OX of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 529): GODZILLA of THE BEARS II (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 245): PAINFUL PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 431): DIMAGGIO oF 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 198): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.) ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 481): AXLY HIMSELF of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo Puerco) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 297): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 596): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 585): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 588): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 585): MEDAL OF HONOR F3 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 584): BARHOPPERS (Apex, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 581): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 30 IAYE (turn 577): RED DOG GANG (Jojra, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 547): MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 538): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 529): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 245): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 431): 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 198): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 481): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 296): HAMMURABI of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 596): CHIEF SITTING BULL of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.) DELIA'S GONE of ELFQUEST (Armalias, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 594): MOLYNEUX of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 587): CHUCKER ISTTA of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 576): PRIVATE PERNA of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 547): PARTICLE MAN of NEUROMANCERS (Rude Buddha, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. A little old stubby Tower like that? Even a highly bred show dog like me knows what to do. Irish Cream SPY REPORT Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out IAYE to see what's new. MVP award for BROTHER J.J.? LENPROS' proud of him after beating OZZIE CANSECO and getting 20 points. Talk about yer major upsets! FRANKLINS TOWER's match with WINDSONG cost it a loss of 13 points! Boo, hoo! WORLD CHUMPS slew (slaught? slet?) IRISH CREAM! Actually I never liked him much. He just wanted to fight all the time. I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos. AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. GAMEHENDGE was IAYE's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Is there some deep dark secret why LENPROS' been avoiding GAMEHENDGE so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give it a break? Hey, warriors get killed by other warriors, not by their manager sending them to the Dark Arena. What's wrong with ERTUS CHAR's 3-0-1, TEMPLAR ROGUES? Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.) I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WORLD CHUMPS 4726 20 7 1 125 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -STONE COLD 4315 10 2 0 103 WRESTLMANIACS (73) MAD CARMENCITA 4766 14 2 1 100 RED DOG GANG (356) -OUTBACK JACK 672 14 14 2 99 WRESTLMANIACS (73) WINDSONG 4702 18 16 1 96 RED DOG GANG (356) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -ROWDY RODDY 621 14 14 0 84 WRESTLMANIACS (73) OUT OF TIME 4681 19 22 1 82 GAMEHENDGE (299) -PRINCE POLIOLES 4742 8 6 0 77 LENPROS (145) -COCO B. WARE 685 15 11 0 75 WRESTLMANIACS (73) FRANKLINS TOWER 4725 18 9 1 71 THE WARLOCKS (430) -THE HITMAN 4550 6 0 0 68 WRESTLMANIACS (73) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BROTHER J.J. 4728 7 5 0 66 LENPROS (145) OZZIE CANSECO 4723 16 11 0 59 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431) LITTLE ROCKY 4768 11 3 0 59 RED DOG GANG (356) BAINES 4724 14 13 0 58 GAMEHENDGE (299) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HELP ON THE WAY 4717 9 18 1 46 THE WARLOCKS (430) -PRINCESS KURTZ 4776 4 5 0 36 LENPROS (145) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SIR CARLSON 4777 4 1 0 22 LENPROS (145) SPUD 4783 2 0 0 12 RED DOG GANG (356) MAYOR MCLAY 4784 0 1 0 1 LENPROS (145) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? IRISH CREAM 4654 19 25 0 RED DOG GANG 356 WORLD CHUMPS 4726 578 BRAN MAGG 4731 0 1 0 TEMPLAR ROGUES 449 ARENAMASTER PENR 578 NONE ERTUS CHAR 4735 3 1 1 TEMPLAR ROGUES 449 STONE GOLEM 578 NONE PERSONAL ADS Irish Cream -- Duelmaster! The cream rises to the top. Salute. -- Lenpro Welcome back, Wrestlemaniacs. Glad to see you. Good to see old friends...don't forget Verne Gagne, Bobby Backland, Dick The Bruiser, Baron Von Raschke, Wahoo Daniels, Bobby The Brain Heenan, ....... -- Lenpro It felt good to finish off with a DA win! -- Private, er a, Sgt Perna Cult Member and Trustworthy Scribe -- Thanks for being there. -- Sir Carlson and Princess Kurtz Health. Humility. Honor. Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro Outback Jack -- You give new meaning to the phrase "jump her bones." I don't like it; I'm a front parlor kind of person. So let's not do that again. -- Windsong M. Chardinee was rude, unspeakably rude. He called me a dog! Then he tried to steal my initiative. I don't take that from anybody. -- Mad Carmencita P.S. And the fact that our initials are the same does not make us soulmates. I would know if we were soulmates. Baines -- That was just kind of boring. I mean, there are some moves in the game that are standard, you know? You try to grab my stick, and I move away sort of teasing. Sure, *I* enjoy that, I'm a dog. I could do it for a lot longer, even. But humans are *supposed* to think up new wrinkles and make it more exciting. You need to work on this. -- Little Rocky If that Constable was any Friendlier, I'd have ripped his throat out. Where does he get off, coming after me with a butterfly net, anyway? Yes, and you know what they do with the butterflies they catch in those nets? They put them in poison gas chambers and then nail their bodies up on boards. Not for me! -- Spud Readers -- Sorry, no Andorian spotlight today. -- the Scribe 31 May 2008 Any and all who live in the 805 area, I would like for you to call me so we can get together for BBQ's, softball games, and so on. It has been a while since the last get together (several years). It was a blast and I am sure the next one will be also. We just have to do it. All alliances are welcome. Just because my warriors leave your warrior beaten and bloody in defeat does not mean we can't have a beer or five together. I'll even buy the first round. So call 805-588-3419 and ask for Dave a.k.a. Misfit, former member of the Green and Purple Polka Dot Alliance (GAPPDA). LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS ERTUS CHAR was unbelievably slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight. BRAN MAGG was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER PENRUE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle. IRISH CREAM was easily killed by WORLD CHUMPS in a 1 minute one-sided Title match. MAD CARMENCITA vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. FRANKLINS TOWER was overpowered by WINDSONG in a 1 minute one-sided fight. OUT OF TIME viciously subdued LITTLE ROCKY in a 10 minute gory uneven brawl. OZZIE CANSECO was devastated by BROTHER J.J. in a 1 minute mismatched match. HELP ON THE WAY outwaited SIR CARLSON in a dull 7 minute gruesome uneven fight. BAINES vanquished HAPPY PEASANT in a 2 minute one-sided duel. SPUD won victory over MAYOR MCLAY in a 2 minute novice's duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 1 - 0 80 | |AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 6 - 0 67 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 10 - 0 67 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 AIMED BLOW 20 - 12 - 2 63 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 - 0 63 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 9 - 1 57 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 0 50 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 20 - 0 41 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 | Turn 578 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW WORLD CHUMPS 4726 20 7 1 125 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431) WALL OF STEEL MAD CARMENCITA 4766 14 2 1 100 RED DOG GANG (356) BASHING ATTACK BROTHER J.J. 4728 7 5 0 66 LENPROS (145) PARRY-LUNGE OZZIE CANSECO 4723 16 11 0 59 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431) TOTAL PARRY LITTLE ROCKY 4768 11 3 0 59 RED DOG GANG (356) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is WINDSONG 4702. The most popular warrior this turn was ERTUS CHAR 4735. The ten other most popular fighters were MAYOR MCLAY 4784, MAD CARMENCITA 4766, OUT OF TIME 4681, BAINES 4724, SPUD 4783, WORLD CHUMPS 4726, WINDSONG 4702, BROTHER J.J. 4728, BRAN MAGG 4731, and IRISH CREAM 4654. The least popular fighter this week was SIR CARLSON 4777. The other ten least popular fighters were HELP ON THE WAY 4717, OZZIE CANSECO 4723, LITTLE ROCKY 4768, FRANKLINS TOWER 4725, IRISH CREAM 4654, BRAN MAGG 4731, BROTHER J.J. 4728, WINDSONG 4702, WORLD CHUMPS 4726, and SPUD 4783. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: WORLD CHUMPS (30-4726) THE A'S -- LOSERS II (431) WINDSONG (30-4702) RED DOG GANG (356)