Date   : 03/18/2009    Duedate: 03/31/2009


DM-30    TURN-597

This Weeks Top Honors


(30-4777) [20-4-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LENPROS (145)                  
(30-4777) [20-4-0,109]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPUD                           LADY LIBERTY
RED DOG GANG (356)             LENPROS (145)
(30-4783) [12-9-0,76]          (30-4792) [7-2-0,80]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LENPROS (145)               48
2. GAMEHENDGE (299)             7      LENPROS (145)
3. HER BEST ASSETS (461)        0      Unchartered Team
4. THE WARLOCKS (430)           0
5. RED DOG GANG (356)          -8      DEAD SWORDS (317)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1060 675 32 61.1   1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            10  5 1
 2/ 2 THE WARLOCKS (430)       206 139 12 59.7   2/ 2 RED DOG GANG (356)        7  8 0
 3/ 3 GAMEHENDGE (299)         215 214 11 50.1   3- 3*HER BEST ASSETS (461)     3  3 1
 4/ 4 RED DOG GANG (356)       620 774 13 44.5   4/ 4 GAMEHENDGE (299)          2  1 0
 5- 5*HER BEST ASSETS (461)      3   5  1 37.5   5/ 5 THE WARLOCKS (430)        0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

        + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #25 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +


     Fandil paced in the cramped back room of the Flower Shoppe.  The information
he'd gotten from the young Fratsfan mage Elosjon should be followed out.  It could be
an important clue.  It felt urgent.  But Lenpro wasn't back yet.
     Lady Fern looked up from the geranium she was repotting.  "Sit DOWN, brother!
All this stomping around doesn't accomplish anything except to disturb the plants."
     "There's something I need to check on--quickly, mind you--outside Fratsfa, but I
can't leave until Lenpro returns."
     "Why not?"
     Fandil blinked at her.  "Ah--we started this together, you know, and I don't
feel right about going off without--"
     "You're both grown up," Fern said, "at least as much as men ever are.  If Lenpro
hasn't returned, it's because he feels what he's doing is important, too.  When he
does get back, I'll tell him where you've gone and why.  Where is the difficulty
here, Fandil?"
     "And take that youngster Elosjon with you before he sinks through the floor in
embarrassment.  The girls are having too much fun teasing him."


     Lenpro didn't mention the disappearance of the gate they'd come through, but
Sizzling Sunflower turned to look also.  "It isn't like we need a way out," she said.
"This is a great place, really good soil for the roots, and plenty of sunlight!"
     Lenpro looked at her, suddenly worried.  "Is this what you want for your life,
to become a sunflower completely and stand in the light with your feet in the dirt?
Bees to pollinate you and birds to harvest your seeds?"
     She turned her face, which was rounder and more like the flower she was named
for with every passing moment, toward him, and her eyes opened wide.  "Bees?"
     "I seem to recall that's how sunflowers do it."
     "BEES?"  She blinked at him, startled and dismayed.  "No!  Surely I wouldn't
become a PLANT."
     "Look at yourself," Lenpro said.  "Listen to what you've been saying."
     "The lady wants to be a plant, you shouldn't butt in," someone growled.
     Gladiator and manager turned.  Something that was half man and half feline faced
them, ears laid back and whiskers bristling.  "And this was your choice?" Lenpro
asked, indicating the hybrid form.  "To be neither one thing or the other, unwelcome
in either group?"  To ask such questions here and now was probably dangerous, the
creature looked to be balanced on knife-edge of temper, but he wasn't feeling
diplomatic.  A good fight might clear the--  No, he couldn't push things that far,
what was he thinking?  Was this place getting to him, too?  He had responsibilities,
and they did not include getting himself killed here in some pocket dimension.
"Sorry, not my business.  But the young lady is my business."
     The man-cat looked at them for a long minute, while others of this place
gathered behind him.  Other man-cats, but no two alike, something that might have
been a sort of werewolf, and many stranger forms.  Some were clearly not far from
their human beginnings, but others--he assumed they had started as human, but now it
was hard to believe that.  "You need to see the king," the man-cat decided.  "We will
take you there."
     So, a king.  Not the anarchy he had thought at first.  Was this good or bad?  A
king meant authority he could appeal to in order to get the kidnapped women returned.
But if the king said no, it meant authority on the other side, no recovery of the
women, and maybe no escape for himself and Sunflower.  Well, you played the hand you
were dealt.  He watched the denizens of this place move to surround them and herd
them through the chaotic jumble of buildings and ruins.  They weren't going to be
given a choice to decline.

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): CONCUSSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 614): LILAC LIZARD of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 614): LITTLE BIG MUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 606): ULTRA FAIT of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 604): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 603): GRIFLET IRVEL of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 600): AMARANTH of MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 596): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 566): GRUNT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 557): JANIE JONES of RADIO CLASH (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 548): IZZCO of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 254): SER VON DARKMOOR of SILVER KNIGHTS (Toker, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 447): BILLY JOHNSON of 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.}
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 500): MAXIMUS of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 614): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 614): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 606): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 604): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 603): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 600): ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 596): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 566): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 557): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 548): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 254): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 447): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 500): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): FEORDIS INK of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 614): SNOW WHITE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 614): RAIN MUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 602): MISS SCARLET of GOTTA GET A CLUE (?, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 599): HEART BREAKER of ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 547): BERNICE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
                 (turn 207): MESSY MONGREL of DOGS OF WAR (Omega?, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Hey everybody, watch out for MAYOR MCLAY, who flew up 23 points in 
the rankings after mashing RUSTIE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, 
some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  SPUD was beat by BAINES and drops 
5 points.  Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'!  
SIR CARLSON made a challenge against LITTLE ROCKY this week.  Well, everybody's pal 
SIR CARLSON moved his record to 20-4-0 by defeating LITTLE ROCKY in the Duelmaster's 
Title Bout and gaining 6 recognition points.  Advice to bashers--never force 
anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid GAMEHENDGE, please raise you hand.  
Wow.  Does IAYE really have that many liars?  For those of you who like math, try 
this one:  GAMEHENDGE + Weapons That go Boom = LENPROS + Avoid City.  Well dang 
howdy, but if challenges were votes, HELP ON THE WAY would be president.  Although it 
may be a contest it doesn't want to win.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  I have no doubt that LENPROS will be celebrating long and 
loud their warrior MAYOR MCLAY's slaying of RUSTIE on the sands.  Remember:  
alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what 
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in IAYE have no sense 
of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can 
pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIR CARLSON 4777             20   4  0   109       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITTLE ROCKY 4768            22  11  0    92       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAINES 4724                  19  27  0    89       GAMEHENDGE (299)
 MAYOR MCLAY 4784             10   5  2    85       LENPROS (145)
 LADY LIBERTY 4792             7   2  0    80       LENPROS (145)
 HELP ON THE WAY 4717         15  31  2    78       THE WARLOCKS (430)
 SPUD 4783                    12   9  0    76       RED DOG GANG (356)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOONDOG 4790                 10   7  1    38       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEGS 4801                     1   0  0    25       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIGGITY DOG 4793              2   6  0    22       RED DOG GANG (356)
-HIPS 4800                     1   0  0    15       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 BROTHER DOBBIN 4795           3   2  0    11       LENPROS (145)
 MAJOR MARTIN 4807             2   0  0     9       LENPROS (145)
-SWAY 4808                     0   1  0     1       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GENERAL GOLF 4794       2  1 0 LENPROS 145          THIGHS 4796           595  NONE
RUSTIE 4789            11  6 0 RED DOG GANG 356     MAYOR MCLAY 4784      597   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

What?!  Thighs is gone?!  Dark Arena?  Okay, I guess that is a successfully executed
bloodfeud. -- General Golf (the ghost of)

Diggity -- Not at all.  I love all animals.  Even cats.  (wink) -- Brother Dobbin

Sir Carlson -- All us Lenpros salute you for your continuing Duelmaster-like
performances. -- Lenpro

Help On The Way -- I am stoked!  There is something special about me overcoming
Aimers.  Yes, indeed. -- Sir Carlson

Little Rockie -- Did you have to sit on the furniture too? -- Lady Liberty

Baines -- I am not sure I was ever in that battle.  Well done, sir. -- Mayor McLay

Legs -- My experience and skills were apparently inadequate.  Very well fought, young
lady. -- Brother Dobbin

Whaddaya think, Lady Liberty?  Can we now say Brother Dobbin is a leg man? -- Mayor
McLay (trying to keep from guffawing)

Sway -- There is something about you.  I was hoping to keep it going longer just so I
could watch you shimmy. -- Major Martin

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro

A Kung-Fu Master?  Huh, where *I* grew up, they just called 'em dog-kickers.  Bad
people, BAD. -- Spud

Lady Liberty -- I thought it was just a game!  I jumped up, you fell down, then I
pounced on you and growled, right?  I play games like that with lots of people.  Why
did you get so upset? -- Little Rocky

This Happy Pheasant is very suspicious.  Fortunately, I'm a bird dog and can point
him out to someone who will deal properly with him. -- Rustie

There was a whole pack of the Happy Pheasants!  Lots of fun. -- Moondog

*I* wouldn't trust that Trustworthy Scribe.  He has twitchy eyes. -- Diggity Dog

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SIR CARLSON outwaited LITTLE ROCKY in a 14 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
LADY LIBERTY viciously subdued HELP ON THE WAY in a 2 minute Challenge match.
BROTHER DOBBIN was bested by DIGGITY DOG in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
SPUD was subdued by BAINES in a 1 minute master's competition.
MAYOR MCLAY slaughtered RUSTIE in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
MOONDOG was bested by THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 4 minute competition.
MAJOR MARTIN defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 4 minute beginner's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   3 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK    11 -   4 -  1      73  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  12 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         AIMED BLOW         3 -  16 -  0      16  |

Turn 597 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SIR CARLSON 4777           20   4  0  109 LENPROS (145)
BASHING ATTACK   MAYOR MCLAY 4784           10   5  2   85 LENPROS (145)
LUNGING ATTACK   LADY LIBERTY 4792           7   2  0   80 LENPROS (145)
PARRY-LUNGE      SPUD 4783                  12   9  0   76 RED DOG GANG (356)
PARRY-STRIKE     MOONDOG 4790               10   7  1   38 RED DOG GANG (356)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPUD 4783.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
LADY LIBERTY 4792.  The ten other most popular fighters were BROTHER DOBBIN 4795, 

The least popular fighter this week was SIR CARLSON 4777.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MAJOR MARTIN 4807, LITTLE ROCKY 4768, RUSTIE 4789, MOONDOG 
4793, and BROTHER DOBBIN 4795.