DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/18/2009 Duedate: 03/31/2009
IAYE ARENA
DM-30 TURN-597
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SIR CARLSON
LENPROS (145)
(30-4777) [20-4-0,109]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SIR CARLSON POSITION IS EMPTY
LENPROS (145)
(30-4777) [20-4-0,109]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SPUD LADY LIBERTY
RED DOG GANG (356) LENPROS (145)
(30-4783) [12-9-0,76] (30-4792) [7-2-0,80]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LENPROS (145)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LENPROS (145) 48
2. GAMEHENDGE (299) 7 LENPROS (145)
3. HER BEST ASSETS (461) 0 Unchartered Team
4. THE WARLOCKS (430) 0
5. RED DOG GANG (356) -8 DEAD SWORDS (317)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 LENPROS (145) %1060 675 32 61.1 1/ 1 LENPROS (145) 10 5 1
2/ 2 THE WARLOCKS (430) 206 139 12 59.7 2/ 2 RED DOG GANG (356) 7 8 0
3/ 3 GAMEHENDGE (299) 215 214 11 50.1 3- 3*HER BEST ASSETS (461) 3 3 1
4/ 4 RED DOG GANG (356) 620 774 13 44.5 4/ 4 GAMEHENDGE (299) 2 1 0
5- 5*HER BEST ASSETS (461) 3 5 1 37.5 5/ 5 THE WARLOCKS (430) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #25 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
Fratsfa:
Fandil paced in the cramped back room of the Flower Shoppe. The information
he'd gotten from the young Fratsfan mage Elosjon should be followed out. It could be
an important clue. It felt urgent. But Lenpro wasn't back yet.
Lady Fern looked up from the geranium she was repotting. "Sit DOWN, brother!
All this stomping around doesn't accomplish anything except to disturb the plants."
"There's something I need to check on--quickly, mind you--outside Fratsfa, but I
can't leave until Lenpro returns."
"Why not?"
Fandil blinked at her. "Ah--we started this together, you know, and I don't
feel right about going off without--"
"You're both grown up," Fern said, "at least as much as men ever are. If Lenpro
hasn't returned, it's because he feels what he's doing is important, too. When he
does get back, I'll tell him where you've gone and why. Where is the difficulty
here, Fandil?"
"But--"
"And take that youngster Elosjon with you before he sinks through the floor in
embarrassment. The girls are having too much fun teasing him."
Elsewhere:
Lenpro didn't mention the disappearance of the gate they'd come through, but
Sizzling Sunflower turned to look also. "It isn't like we need a way out," she said.
"This is a great place, really good soil for the roots, and plenty of sunlight!"
Lenpro looked at her, suddenly worried. "Is this what you want for your life,
to become a sunflower completely and stand in the light with your feet in the dirt?
Bees to pollinate you and birds to harvest your seeds?"
She turned her face, which was rounder and more like the flower she was named
for with every passing moment, toward him, and her eyes opened wide. "Bees?"
"I seem to recall that's how sunflowers do it."
"BEES?" She blinked at him, startled and dismayed. "No! Surely I wouldn't
become a PLANT."
"Look at yourself," Lenpro said. "Listen to what you've been saying."
"The lady wants to be a plant, you shouldn't butt in," someone growled.
Gladiator and manager turned. Something that was half man and half feline faced
them, ears laid back and whiskers bristling. "And this was your choice?" Lenpro
asked, indicating the hybrid form. "To be neither one thing or the other, unwelcome
in either group?" To ask such questions here and now was probably dangerous, the
creature looked to be balanced on knife-edge of temper, but he wasn't feeling
diplomatic. A good fight might clear the-- No, he couldn't push things that far,
what was he thinking? Was this place getting to him, too? He had responsibilities,
and they did not include getting himself killed here in some pocket dimension.
"Sorry, not my business. But the young lady is my business."
The man-cat looked at them for a long minute, while others of this place
gathered behind him. Other man-cats, but no two alike, something that might have
been a sort of werewolf, and many stranger forms. Some were clearly not far from
their human beginnings, but others--he assumed they had started as human, but now it
was hard to believe that. "You need to see the king," the man-cat decided. "We will
take you there."
So, a king. Not the anarchy he had thought at first. Was this good or bad? A
king meant authority he could appeal to in order to get the kidnapped women returned.
But if the king said no, it meant authority on the other side, no recovery of the
women, and maybe no escape for himself and Sunflower. Well, you played the hand you
were dealt. He watched the denizens of this place move to surround them and herd
them through the chaotic jumble of buildings and ruins. They weren't going to be
given a choice to decline.
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 306): CONCUSSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 614): LILAC LIZARD of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 614): LITTLE BIG MUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 606): ULTRA FAIT of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 604): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 603): GRIFLET IRVEL of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 600): AMARANTH of MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 596): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 566): GRUNT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 557): JANIE JONES of RADIO CLASH (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 548): IZZCO of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 254): SER VON DARKMOOR of SILVER KNIGHTS (Toker, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 447): BILLY JOHNSON of 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.}
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 500): MAXIMUS of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 306): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 614): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 614): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 606): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 604): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 603): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 600): ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 596): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 566): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 557): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 548): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 254): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 447): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 500): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 306): FEORDIS INK of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 614): SNOW WHITE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 614): RAIN MUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 602): MISS SCARLET of GOTTA GET A CLUE (?, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 599): HEART BREAKER of ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 547): BERNICE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 207): MESSY MONGREL of DOGS OF WAR (Omega?, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. Hey everybody, watch out for MAYOR MCLAY, who flew up 23 points in
the rankings after mashing RUSTIE like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know,
some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. SPUD was beat by BAINES and drops
5 points. Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'!
SIR CARLSON made a challenge against LITTLE ROCKY this week. Well, everybody's pal
SIR CARLSON moved his record to 20-4-0 by defeating LITTLE ROCKY in the Duelmaster's
Title Bout and gaining 6 recognition points. Advice to bashers--never force
anything, just get a bigger halberd!
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid GAMEHENDGE, please raise you hand.
Wow. Does IAYE really have that many liars? For those of you who like math, try
this one: GAMEHENDGE + Weapons That go Boom = LENPROS + Avoid City. Well dang
howdy, but if challenges were votes, HELP ON THE WAY would be president. Although it
may be a contest it doesn't want to win.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! I have no doubt that LENPROS will be celebrating long and
loud their warrior MAYOR MCLAY's slaying of RUSTIE on the sands. Remember:
alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what
happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in IAYE have no sense
of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Well, there goes another Spy Report.
Good luck in next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can
pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SIR CARLSON 4777 20 4 0 109 LENPROS (145)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LITTLE ROCKY 4768 22 11 0 92 RED DOG GANG (356)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BAINES 4724 19 27 0 89 GAMEHENDGE (299)
MAYOR MCLAY 4784 10 5 2 85 LENPROS (145)
LADY LIBERTY 4792 7 2 0 80 LENPROS (145)
HELP ON THE WAY 4717 15 31 2 78 THE WARLOCKS (430)
SPUD 4783 12 9 0 76 RED DOG GANG (356)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOONDOG 4790 10 7 1 38 RED DOG GANG (356)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LEGS 4801 1 0 0 25 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DIGGITY DOG 4793 2 6 0 22 RED DOG GANG (356)
-HIPS 4800 1 0 0 15 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
BROTHER DOBBIN 4795 3 2 0 11 LENPROS (145)
MAJOR MARTIN 4807 2 0 0 9 LENPROS (145)
-SWAY 4808 0 1 0 1 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GENERAL GOLF 4794 2 1 0 LENPROS 145 THIGHS 4796 595 NONE
RUSTIE 4789 11 6 0 RED DOG GANG 356 MAYOR MCLAY 4784 597
PERSONAL ADS
What?! Thighs is gone?! Dark Arena? Okay, I guess that is a successfully executed
bloodfeud. -- General Golf (the ghost of)
Diggity -- Not at all. I love all animals. Even cats. (wink) -- Brother Dobbin
Sir Carlson -- All us Lenpros salute you for your continuing Duelmaster-like
performances. -- Lenpro
Help On The Way -- I am stoked! There is something special about me overcoming
Aimers. Yes, indeed. -- Sir Carlson
Little Rockie -- Did you have to sit on the furniture too? -- Lady Liberty
Baines -- I am not sure I was ever in that battle. Well done, sir. -- Mayor McLay
Legs -- My experience and skills were apparently inadequate. Very well fought, young
lady. -- Brother Dobbin
Whaddaya think, Lady Liberty? Can we now say Brother Dobbin is a leg man? -- Mayor
McLay (trying to keep from guffawing)
Sway -- There is something about you. I was hoping to keep it going longer just so I
could watch you shimmy. -- Major Martin
Health. Humility. Honor. Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro
A Kung-Fu Master? Huh, where *I* grew up, they just called 'em dog-kickers. Bad
people, BAD. -- Spud
Lady Liberty -- I thought it was just a game! I jumped up, you fell down, then I
pounced on you and growled, right? I play games like that with lots of people. Why
did you get so upset? -- Little Rocky
This Happy Pheasant is very suspicious. Fortunately, I'm a bird dog and can point
him out to someone who will deal properly with him. -- Rustie
There was a whole pack of the Happy Pheasants! Lots of fun. -- Moondog
*I* wouldn't trust that Trustworthy Scribe. He has twitchy eyes. -- Diggity Dog
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SIR CARLSON outwaited LITTLE ROCKY in a 14 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
LADY LIBERTY viciously subdued HELP ON THE WAY in a 2 minute Challenge match.
BROTHER DOBBIN was bested by DIGGITY DOG in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
SPUD was subdued by BAINES in a 1 minute master's competition.
MAYOR MCLAY slaughtered RUSTIE in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
MOONDOG was bested by THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 4 minute competition.
MAJOR MARTIN defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 4 minute beginner's melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 3 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 4 - 1 73 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 12 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 3 - 16 - 0 16 |
Turn 597 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SIR CARLSON 4777 20 4 0 109 LENPROS (145)
BASHING ATTACK MAYOR MCLAY 4784 10 5 2 85 LENPROS (145)
LUNGING ATTACK LADY LIBERTY 4792 7 2 0 80 LENPROS (145)
PARRY-LUNGE SPUD 4783 12 9 0 76 RED DOG GANG (356)
PARRY-STRIKE MOONDOG 4790 10 7 1 38 RED DOG GANG (356)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SPUD 4783. The most popular warrior this turn was
LADY LIBERTY 4792. The ten other most popular fighters were BROTHER DOBBIN 4795,
DIGGITY DOG 4793, BAINES 4724, HELP ON THE WAY 4717, SPUD 4783, MAYOR MCLAY 4784,
MOONDOG 4790, RUSTIE 4789, LITTLE ROCKY 4768, and MAJOR MARTIN 4807.
The least popular fighter this week was SIR CARLSON 4777. The other ten least
popular fighters were MAJOR MARTIN 4807, LITTLE ROCKY 4768, RUSTIE 4789, MOONDOG
4790, MAYOR MCLAY 4784, SPUD 4783, HELP ON THE WAY 4717, BAINES 4724, DIGGITY DOG
4793, and BROTHER DOBBIN 4795.