Date   : 04/15/2009    Duedate: 04/28/2009


DM-30    TURN-599

This Weeks Top Honors


(30-4777) [22-4-0,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SIR CARLSON                    CHELYE
LENPROS (145)                  RAGGED EDGE (454)
(30-4777) [22-4-0,117]         (30-4699) [2-0-0,27]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPUD                           SPUD
RED DOG GANG (356)             RED DOG GANG (356)
(30-4783) [12-11-0,84]         (30-4783) [12-11-0,84]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LENPROS (145)               26
2. RAGGED EDGE (454)           24      LENPROS (145)
3. GAMEHENDGE (299)            19      Unchartered Team
4. HER BEST ASSETS (461)        0
5. THE WARLOCKS (430)          -2      RAGGED EDGE (454)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*RAGGED EDGE (454)         13   6  0 68.4   1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            14  1 1
 2/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1070 675 32 61.3   2/ 0*RAGGED EDGE (454)         4  1 0
 3/ 2 THE WARLOCKS (430)       207 140 12 59.7   3/ 3 GAMEHENDGE (299)          2  1 0
 4/ 3 GAMEHENDGE (299)         216 215 11 50.1   4/ 2 RED DOG GANG (356)        2 13 0
 5/ 4 RED DOG GANG (356)       621 783 13 44.2   5/ 4 THE WARLOCKS (430)        1  2 0
 6- 5*HER BEST ASSETS (461)      3   7  1 30.0   6- 5*HER BEST ASSETS (461)     0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

        + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #26 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +


     Fandil stared out over Fratsfa from his high window, then shook his head and
turned away to finish stowing a few necessary items into a carpet bag.  And told
himself, again, that Lenpro could take care of himself and was probably following up
some hot tip.  That he was not, in fact, his brother's keeper, and Lenpro wouldn't
thank him for this dither and fuss.  And that he himself had a hot tip to
     He pulled the carpet bag shut and buckled the strap.  All this dithering was
silly, pointless, insulting to his brother, and most of all, not like himself.  He
shook it off.  It was just a mood, and he didn't need it.  He picked up his bag and
glanced out the window one last time.  Odd how noisy a city could be--
     By all the gods, that wasn't just city noise, it was a mob!  Men with clubs were
standing in front of the Flower Shoppe, shaking their fists and shouting!  He
couldn't make out the words up here under the roof, so turned and plunged down the
stairs to find out what was going on.
     Lady Fern met him at the bottom of the stairs.  "Relax, Fandil," she said before
he could speak.  "This is just a rented mob, and I've dealt with them before.  You
have important work to do, so go and do it."
     "I can handle this."  She raised an eyebrow.  "Do you doubt me?"
     The young Fratsfan mage, Elosjon, came from the front room, face white and eyes
staring.  "They're calling for 'Fandil the Traitor' to be released to them!" he said.
The look he turned on the older mage was worried.
     Fandil cursed mentally but allowed no sign of his annoyance to show in face or
voice.  "That is just what people would call me who want to stop me.  It is only
words, Elosjon, not truth."
     "Did you hear any details?" Fern asked.  "Who hired the mob, for instance?"
     "Hired...?"  The young man blinked and looked over his shoulder.  "They were
hired?  But why?"
     "To make trouble, to stop me finding the magician behind the current
disruptions," Fandil said.  "It isn't an unusual move for a politician, you know."
Could this young man be so naive?  Hmm, if he'd been head down over the spell-books 
since he was old enough to understand them, yes, he probably could be.  Was.  "We'd
better get going."
     "It's Lord Orboj," Elosjon said.  "He's the richest man in Fratsfa.  Nobody
crosses him--if he names me a traitor, too, I'm through here!"
     "Well, if the city and your colleagues are so fickle and easily swayed, you
might do better elsewhere anyway," Fern said.  She snorted.  "Orboj--he doesn't come
here.  I don't cater to his tastes and never will."
     Fandil opened his eyes wide.  Fern catered to many tastes, if Orboj wanted
something different, he must be strange indeed, and notably perverse.
     There had been a lot of coming and going of the Flower Girls while they talked,
but Fandil only noticed it now because one stopped.  A redhead of statuesque
proportions and discretely indiscrete garb.  She leaned close to Elosjon, linking an
arm through his.  "You won't mind going out with ME, in fact, I know you'll like it,"
she half-whispered.  "And no one will notice if old Fandil trails along behind us."
She kissed his ear.  "I can hardly wait."
     Lady Fern laughed.  "Be good, Ravishing Redbud!  This--"
     "I am ALWAYS good," Redbud answered.
     Fern laughed again, and Elosjon had turned as red as the woman's hair and seemed
incapable of speech or even thought; he allowed her to pull him out the back door and
didn't notice Fandil following.
     "Take care," Fern said as Fandil passed her.  "And don't worry about me here, or
about Lenpro either.  Ours is a family that copes, you know that."  She pushed him
out and shut the door behind him.

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 307): CONCUSSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 617): LILAC LIZARD of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 616): WHOLE MUTT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 606): ULTRA FAIT of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 606): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 603): GRIFLET IRVEL of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 602): AMARANTH of MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 598): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 568): GRUNT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 509): TERRINDAR of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 550): BUM of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 255): BRAIN TUMOR of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 449): M.T. LANE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.}
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 209): NAPOLEON of DOGS OF WAR (Omega, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 502): MAXIMUS of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 307): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 617): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 616): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 606): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 606): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 603): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 602): MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 598): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 568): MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 559): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 550): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 255): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 449): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 209): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 502): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): FEORDIS INK of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 616): FILET MIGNON of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 616): WHOLE MUTT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
                          MINUTE MUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 568): GRUNT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
              (turn 568): GRUNT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 558): JANIE JONES of RADIO CLASH (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 549): JACINTHE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             IZZCO of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 255): TEALIN SALI of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 449): M.T. LANE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.}
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Well, I sneaked in a carrier pigeon message while we were all out travelling
with Lenpro.  I'm here for you, you know?  A Duelmaster has some responsibilities.
     I see that another of my Little Rocky fights was published.  I like the little
guy, but, once again, I was top dog.  Perhaps it is the names?  I mean Sir Carlson
sounds more Duelmasterly that Little Rocky, don't you think?
     And Sway and Legs were wiped out in the Dark Arena?  What will I have to look
forward to?  I admit to being a leg man.  Long, lovely, luscious... well, you get the
     Good luck to all.  You will need it because we Lenpros are on a roll.

                          Sir Carlson, Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for BAINES, who flew up 19 points in the rankings after mashing LITTLE 
ROCKY like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to 
walk out on the sands.  LITTLE ROCKY was bested by BAINES and drops 11 points.  Well, 
everybody's pal SIR CARLSON moved his record to 22-4-0 by defeating SPUD in the 
Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 2 recognition points.  Can you believe they are 
paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the IAYE arena.  Here's a 
song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad GAMEHENDGE?  Big bad GAMEHENDGE.  Big bad 
GAMEHENDGE.  IAYE's afraid of the big bad GAMEHENDGE.  Tra la la la la!  Okay, so I 
may not be funny, but catch LENPROS' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be 
fairly deft at running from GAMEHENDGE.  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were 
votes, HELP ON THE WAY would be president.  Although it may be a contest it doesn't 
want to win.  BROTHER DOBBIN of LENPROS had better have a good reason for challenging 
down 14 points in a challenge which he won.  I thought BROTHER DOBBIN showed great 
skill and promise when he subdued DIGGITY DOG.  All right, so I slept through it!  
Big deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Ask not the elves for counsel, 
for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in IAYE have no sense 
of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown 

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIR CARLSON 4777             22   4  0   117       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAINES 4724                  20  28  0   104       GAMEHENDGE (299)
 MAYOR MCLAY 4784             12   5  2   100       LENPROS (145)
 LADY LIBERTY 4792             9   2  0   100       LENPROS (145)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPUD 4783                    12  11  0    84       RED DOG GANG (356)
 HELP ON THE WAY 4717         16  32  2    82       THE WARLOCKS (430)
 LITTLE ROCKY 4768            22  13  0    79       RED DOG GANG (356)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOONDOG 4790                 11   8  1    42       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROTHER DOBBIN 4795           5   2  0    33       LENPROS (145)
 CHELYE 4699                   2   0  0    27       RAGGED EDGE (454)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QORK ORKKIN 4698              2   0  0    20       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 MAJOR MARTIN 4807             4   0  0    19       LENPROS (145)
 WARG 4701                     3   2  0    18       RAGGED EDGE (454)
-HIPS 4800                     1   0  0    15       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 DIGGITY DOG 4793              2   8  0    14       RED DOG GANG (356)
 MODBLYE 4700                  3   2  0    13       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 SERRIS 4697                   3   2  0    11       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 FIFI DELITE 4810              0   2  0     2       RED DOG GANG (356)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RUSTIE 4789            11  6 0 RED DOG GANG 356     MAYOR MCLAY 4784      597   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Going pretty blind this turn.  Sorry for the inadequate personals. -- Lenpro (off to
see the grandkids--Max and Clara)

If I am still Duelmaster (I hope.) I apologize for no column.  I was roped into
babysitting. -- Sir Carlson

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  And good luck in The Mailer. -- Lenpro

Sir Carlson -- You're a brute and a bully, but what can I say?  I'm a dog, and I
don't care.  You throw the frisbee, scratch my ears, I gotta love you.  It's a dog
thing. -- Little Rocky

Brother Dobbin -- It isn't RIGHT to tease me like that! -- Diggity Dog

Help on the Way -- And not a minute too soon.  Listen, I need you to hold that end of
the string over there so I can pull this end snug here and... yeah, okay.  We're
good, this is a string and a half long.  That's all I needed to know.  Thanks. --

This Ambitious Guard person?  I don't like him.  He smells wrong.  I think he
probably drinks that yucky stuff, not water, you know?  Why do humans do that? --

Major Martin -- Ah, just what I wanted, an experienced man to show me how to go on
here. -- Fifi Delite
P.S.  More skills would have been good.  I'm not stupid, you know.

Lenpros -- It's the arena.  Death happens.  I can, so to speak, live with that. --
Ghost of Rustie

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LADY LIBERTY devastated HELP ON THE WAY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BROTHER DOBBIN demolished DIGGITY DOG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SIR CARLSON defeated SPUD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute master's Title duel.
MAYOR MCLAY overpowered VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BAINES devastated LITTLE ROCKY in a 2 minute gory uneven brawl.
MOONDOG was bested by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
QORK ORKKIN handily defeated FIFI DELITE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WARG unbelievably bested TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 8 minute beginner's duel.
MODBLYE defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
CHELYE overpowered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SERRIS was outwaited by MAJOR MARTIN in a tiresome 13 minute novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   3 -  0      77  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   4 -  1      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  10 -  0      66  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   6 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW         5 -  16 -  0      24  |

Turn 599 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SIR CARLSON 4777           22   4  0  117 LENPROS (145)
BASHING ATTACK   MAYOR MCLAY 4784           12   5  2  100 LENPROS (145)
LUNGING ATTACK   LADY LIBERTY 4792           9   2  0  100 LENPROS (145)
PARRY-LUNGE      SPUD 4783                  12  11  0   84 RED DOG GANG (356)
PARRY-STRIKE     MOONDOG 4790               11   8  1   42 RED DOG GANG (356)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPUD 4783.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SPUD 4783.  The ten other most popular fighters were LADY LIBERTY 4792, BAINES 4724, 
4698, CHELYE 4699, LITTLE ROCKY 4768, and MOONDOG 4790.

The least popular fighter this week was MAJOR MARTIN 4807.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SERRIS 4697, WARG 4701, FIFI DELITE 4810, DIGGITY DOG 4793, 
and MAYOR MCLAY 4784.