DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 08/19/2009 Duedate: 09/01/2009 IAYE ARENA DM-30 TURN-608 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS SIR CARLSON LENPROS (145) (30-4777) [29-6-0,110] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader SIR CARLSON HIPS LENPROS (145) HER BEST ASSETS (461) (30-4777) [29-6-0,110] (30-4800) [4-0-0,52] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite SPUD MOONDOG RED DOG GANG (356) RED DOG GANG (356) (30-4783) [15-17-0,89] (30-4790) [13-15-1,55] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM LENPROS (145) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. ALL JACKED UP (463) 36 2. LENPROS (145) 27 LENPROS (145) 3. HER BEST ASSETS (461) 23 Unchartered Team 4. THE WARLOCKS (430) 1 5. WRESTLMANIACS (73) 0 ALL JACKED UP (463) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 2 LENPROS (145) %1106 682 32 61.9 1/ 1 LENPROS (145) 11 2 0 2/ 3 THE WARLOCKS (430) 208 148 12 58.4 2/ 3 RED DOG GANG (356) 8 7 1 3- 4 WRESTLMANIACS (73) 80 64 4 55.6 3/ 2*ALL JACKED UP (463) 6 9 0 4/ 1*ALL JACKED UP (463) 11 9 0 55.0 4- 4 WRESTLMANIACS (73) 3 2 1 5/ 6 RED DOG GANG (356) 643 806 14 44.4 5/ 7*HER BEST ASSETS (461) 3 3 0 6/ 7*HER BEST ASSETS (461) 9 12 1 42.9 6/ 5 THE WARLOCKS (430) 1 2 0 7- 8*TEMPLAR ROGUES (449) 4 14 1 22.2 7- 6*TEMPLAR ROGUES (449) 1 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #33 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ + West of Fratsfa: Elosjon heaved a sigh of relief when his feet touched firm ground again, and he didn't care if Fandil heard him or not. He had been afraid--no, he was afraid now. In the tree, he had been terrified. Of falling. Of failing. The old mage gripped his arm, held one hand to his mouth briefly to signal silence, and then pulled him away from the ravine, deeper into the forest. Higher up the mountain. After several minutes of silent walking, or at least walking without speech, Elosjon figured he could risk speech. "What about Redbud?" he whispered. "We keep going," Fandil said. "She may, probably will, be fine. And she's doing a necessary job so that we can go forward and do a different and even more necessary job. Let us not waste her efforts." "Right, right. The magician at Mountain Home." He hesitated. "I could be wrong about Mountain Home. I only have the word of Herlas of Zensu and he's, well, his reputation isn't exactly--" "I feel sure that you ARE correct," Fandil said. "All my instincts tell me so. We will find an answer up there on the mountain. If we get there soon enough." Elosjon was silent for several minutes, trying to work that out. Finally he said, "Soon enough?" "Eh?" Fandil brought his thoughts back from a great distance. "Oh, certainly. That magician has a plan in progress. Now, plans are like snow on a mountain: They build up and build up, and suddenly they reach the point where they become an avalanche. Building pressure can be dealt with, but once you have an avalanche, all you can do is try to survive until it's over. If we can reach our opponent before his plan becomes an avalanche, we can--probably--stop him. After... we can only hope to pick up the pieces." "Oh." Elosjon stared into the darkness, not total darkness because some moon- and starlight filtered through the trees, and thought about that as he walked. This old man, who had been a magician for longer than he, Elosjon, had been alive was messing up all his preconceived notions of what it actually meant to be a magician. There seemed to be a lot more luck, and a lot more responsibility, involved than he had expected. He wasn't sure he could handle it. That thought made him pause. Was he going to give up, then? No! He would do his best, the very best that was in him and maybe just a little more, and either he would survive the effort or he wouldn't. But no quitting. It was almost a relief to make up his mind like that. The path they were following came out of the trees into an open area. A ghost town, abandoned buildings, overgrown yards, a rutted street. Elosjon stopped. "This used to be the village of Mountain Home," he said. Fandil stopped beside him and looked around. "Odd," he muttered, sniffing the air. "There's something here, or has been recently." "What? And how can you tell?" The younger mage sniffed too. It smelled like an animal's den, a little. Maybe fading. And something else. Sulfur? Recognition came with a cold chill down his spine. "A demon?" "In general terms, yes. I think so. Something from that neighborhood, anyway." Fandil was silent for a moment, his head cocked as though to listen. Elosjon listened, too, but the only sounds he heard were made by the wind rustling the brush and tapping on the roofs. Unless there was something he was missing? He listened harder, so hard that his ears rang with the silence. If there was a real sound, he wasn't hearing it. "Not here now," Fandil said. "If there was something, what would we hear?" "Depends on WHAT there was, but... scratching. Clicking. Maybe grumbles. Which way is the castle from here? We should go on before the 'watchdog' returns." * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 312): PEARL HARBOR of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 626): BROWN NOSE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 625): FLOORMAT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 613): HOT EIGHTEEN of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 615): PAUL WIEDORFER of MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 610): SAML ULRON of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 609): KETTELMAN of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 607): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 576): CALHOUN DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 568): SERGEANT2 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 559): ANNA BEATRICE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 260): IRMINSUL of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 458): THOMAS WIGLE of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 213): MERCURY SABLE of OUT OF THIS WORLD (?, mgr.) ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 511): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 312): Z GLADIATORS (Mr. Z, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 626): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 14 TOBIR (turn 625): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 613): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 615): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 610): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 609): ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 607): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 577): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 568): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 559): FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 260): THE UNDEAD II (?, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 458): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 213): OUT OF THIS WORLD, (?, mgr.) ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 511): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 312): PEARL HARBOR of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.) (turn 311): ZIP of Z GLADIATORZ (Mr. Z, mgr.) CONUNDRUM of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 625): GEORGE FOREMUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.) MUN OVER BOARD of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 612): SEREPHIM of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 608): GUT BUSTER of ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 606): STONE COLD of WRESTLEMANIACS (Crip, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 260): IRMINSUL of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Where did THEY come from? Hey, Wrestlemaniacs, you look ready to take us all on. Welcome back. Still looking for our old time favorites--Baron Von Raschke and Verne Gagne! Well, now I have to say that there are three lofty Challenger Champs who could easily handle me, especially on a challenge. Oh, my! What am I going to do? Speckle you bad, bad dog! What are you doing killing friendly newbies to the arena? You got rabies or something? May Jack Be Nimble fight well in That Great Arena In The Sky. Good luck with a great replacement, Dr. Fil. Consortium Teams list this kind of stuff occasionally, and now it is my turn. Here is what us five Lenpros looked like at birth. The numbers are listed from lowest to highest by stat--obviously to "jumble things up." Here we are: ST 9,10,11,13,13 CN 10,11,11,15,17 SZ 9,9,9,10,16 WT 5,5,15,17,17 WL 9,9,17,18,19 SP 7,8,9,10,16 DF 10,12,13,15,16 Come and get us. We enjoy the competition. We might warn you, though, that we all reside in a very Andorian arena, and ethics and sportsmanship area the very highest. As Lenpro says, Health; Humility; Honor. SPY REPORT I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit the road, Debby Tonte. IAYE needs a spyreport." Oh, well. MVP award for JACK THE RIPPER? ALL JACKED UP's proud of him after beating MOONDOG and getting 23 points. Talk about yer major upsets! DIGGITY DOG's match with HIPS cost him a loss of 17 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think SIR CARLSON should let SPUD be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos. AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. WRESTLMANIACS was the most avoided team. Is a 80-64-4 record really that scary? Is there some deep dark secret why LENPROS' been avoiding WRESTLMANIACS so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Can THE WARLOCKS' HELP ON THE WAY be more popular than me? It was challenged the most, but is that really the same? For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out JACK DANIELS challenged FIFI DELITE. After all, haven't ALL JACKED UP and RED DOG GANG had a long standing duel in IAYE? It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but FIFI DELITE wants me to write about it since she subdued JACK DANIELS. Satisfied? Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give it a break? What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!! I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SIR CARLSON 4777 29 6 0 110 LENPROS (145) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -THE HITMAN 4550 9 1 0 109 WRESTLMANIACS (73) -OUTBACK JACK 672 16 16 2 104 WRESTLMANIACS (73) -LADY LIBERTY 4792 15 4 0 102 LENPROS (145) BROTHER DOBBIN 4795 13 3 0 100 LENPROS (145) HELP ON THE WAY 4717 17 40 2 93 THE WARLOCKS (430) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SPUD 4783 15 17 0 89 RED DOG GANG (356) MAJOR MARTIN 4807 12 0 0 87 LENPROS (145) -ROWDY RODDY 621 15 17 0 70 WRESTLMANIACS (73) -COCO B. WARE 685 16 14 0 68 WRESTLMANIACS (73) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SPECKLE 4819 6 0 1 64 RED DOG GANG (356) -ROLA NYAH 4638 1 0 0 57 TEMPLAR ROGUES (449) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MOONDOG 4790 13 15 1 55 RED DOG GANG (356) HIPS 4800 4 0 0 52 HER BEST ASSETS (461) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JACK THE RIPPER 4817 4 0 0 47 ALL JACKED UP (463) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DIGGITY DOG 4793 7 12 0 33 RED DOG GANG (356) FIFI DELITE 4810 5 6 0 31 RED DOG GANG (356) LIPS 4811 3 0 0 27 HER BEST ASSETS (461) SENATOR WILEY 4821 2 1 0 25 LENPROS (145) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JACK HAMMER 4815 2 2 0 23 ALL JACKED UP (463) JACK DANIELS 4813 2 2 0 8 ALL JACKED UP (463) JACK KNIFE 4814 1 3 0 6 ALL JACKED UP (463) CRACKER JACK 4824 0 1 0 1 ALL JACKED UP (463) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? JACK BE NIMBLE 4816 2 1 0 ALL JACKED UP 463 SPECKLE 4819 607 PERSONAL ADS Dr. Fil -- Got your diplo and saw your personals this round, Welcome, welcome, welcome--especially one from the old days. We, too, miss some of the past Iayeans-- Ivy, Rowdy Roddy, Fishpaw, Boss Rat, Tex, and many more. I guess we Lenpros represent them all now. May your stay in the arena be long and prosperous. -- Lenpro Wrestlemaniacs -- And a welcome back to you guys, too. Are you staying? -- Lenpro Outback Jack -- Our matchup surprised me and you surely scared me. But, I remain, luckily, on top. Good luck. -- Sir Carlson The Hitman -- Well, I, for one, did not like having to fight and lose to a Wrestlemaniac. But I do have to say you fought well! -- Brother Dobbin Spud -- It took all I had. Salute. -- Lady Liberty Jack Knife -- I feel rather good putting a "L" on the All Jacked Up side. Whew! -- Senator Wiley Templar Rogues -- You come across as a tourney team. Are you? -- Lenpro Health. Humility. Honor. Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro P.S. Stone Cold, take the belt! buckle Lady Liberty -- You're getting good at that frisbee game. Lots of female humans never really get it, I mean, they understand about play, but they don't get the tricks of the toss, you know? -- Spud What's the deal with this Noble Assassin dude? He doesn't smell right. -- Diggity Dog Rowdy Roddy -- Oh, yeah! I like someone who knows how to roll around on the ground and growl and bite! This is the way to play. -- Moondog Jack Be Nimble -- Well, you should. Nimble is always good. -- Speckle P.S. Oops, I didn't mean to get quite that carried away. It was only a LITTLE bite. Oh, a Cult Member, how boring. -- Fifi Delite Dr. Fil -- Um, let me think.... I'm not in Talcama. -- Jorja P.S. And I'm not active in Chimlevtal or Stormcrowe. All -- Jack Be Nimble--Ripper--9-10-9-17-14-10-15. I'm afraid he wasn't nimble enough. The flame on the candle stick got the best of him. -- Dr. Fil Senator Wiley -- Sure I do, after all, politics and liquor go hand in hand! -- Jack Daniels Wrestlemaniacs -- I'm a huge fan of wrestling. Vince would be proud. -- Dr. Fil Speckle -- If Jack Hammer can't avenge Jack Be Nimble, you won't have to warry about another bloodfeud. I know how hard it is to keep a ripper alive, but I love the challenge. -- Dr. Fil LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS JACK HAMMER was unbelievably bested by SPECKLE in a 2 minute bloody Bloodfeud fight. BROTHER DOBBIN vanquished HELP ON THE WAY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. HIPS overpowered DIGGITY DOG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. JACK DANIELS was bested by FIFI DELITE in a 1 minute Challenge fight. SIR CARLSON unbelievably bested SPUD in a 3 minute veteran's Title duel. MAJOR MARTIN bested NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 5 minute match. MOONDOG was bested by JACK THE RIPPER in a 4 minute one-sided competition. LIPS vanquished CRACKER JACK in a 1 minute uneven duel. JACK KNIFE was vanquished by SENATOR WILEY in a 1 minute uneven fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 4 - 0 73 | |AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 8 - 0 72 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 4 - 1 71 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 9 - 1 64 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 4 - 0 64 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 5 - 0 62 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 8 - 0 53 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 18 - 0 36 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 7 - 0 30 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 9 - 0 25 | Turn 608 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY SIR CARLSON 4777 29 6 0 110 LENPROS (145) STRIKING ATTACK BROTHER DOBBIN 4795 13 3 0 100 LENPROS (145) SLASHING ATTACK SPECKLE 4819 6 0 1 64 RED DOG GANG (356) PARRY-RIPOSTE JACK THE RIPPER 4817 4 0 0 47 ALL JACKED UP (463) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is SPUD 4783. The most popular warrior this turn was MOONDOG 4790. The ten other most popular fighters were JACK THE RIPPER 4817, BROTHER DOBBIN 4795, JACK HAMMER 4815, SPUD 4783, SENATOR WILEY 4821, SPECKLE 4819, HIPS 4800, JACK DANIELS 4813, FIFI DELITE 4810, and LIPS 4811. The least popular fighter this week was MAJOR MARTIN 4807. The other ten least popular fighters were JACK KNIFE 4814, CRACKER JACK 4824, SIR CARLSON 4777, DIGGITY DOG 4793, HELP ON THE WAY 4717, LIPS 4811, FIFI DELITE 4810, JACK DANIELS 4813, HIPS 4800, and SPECKLE 4819. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: SIR CARLSON (30-4777) LENPROS (145)