DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/17/2010    Duedate: 03/30/2010

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-623

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SENATOR WILEY
LENPROS (145)
(30-4821) [13-4-1,130]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SENATOR WILEY                  STINGER
LENPROS (145)                  ANGRY BEES (464)
(30-4821) [13-4-1,130]         (30-4845) [1-2-0,21]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MOONDOG                        MASEMA
RED DOG GANG (356)             STEEL BLADES (159)
(30-4790) [14-29-1,72]         (30-3714) [13-6-1,84]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LENPROS (145)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STEEL BLADES (159)          62
2. ANGRY BEES (464)            34      LENPROS (145)
3. RED DOG GANG (356)          21      Unchartered Team
4. HER BEST ASSETS (461)        0
5. RAGGED EDGE (454)            0      ANGRY BEES (464)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1153 698 33 62.3   1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            12  3 1
 2- 2 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     30  25  3 54.5   2/ 5 STEEL BLADES (159)        9  5 1
 3- 3*RAGGED EDGE (454)         21  18  0 53.8   3/ 4*ANGRY BEES (464)          8  7 0
 4/ 5*ANGRY BEES (464)           8   7  0 53.3   4- 2 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     5  5 1
 5/ 4 STEEL BLADES (159)       328 288 20 53.2   5/ 3 RED DOG GANG (356)        5 10 0
 6/ 6 RED DOG GANG (356)       670 853 14 44.0   6- 6*RAGGED EDGE (454)         3  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 319): WAR BOND of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 641): YELLOW FEVER of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 640): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 625): HATE MY LIFE of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 630): THCACK LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 624): ANEURISM of DARK FORCES (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 624): SPITZIN of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 622): SENATOR WILEY of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 586): JOFRE MAINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 583): FOUR PAWZ of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 574): RATLER of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 267): NOT SO HOT of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 470): VALNAKORINE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 526): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 319): Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 641): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 640): DRAGONS GUARD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 625): HENPCS (?, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 630): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 624): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 624): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 622): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 586): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 583): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 574): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 267): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 470): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 525): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 319): WAR BOND of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 641): YELLOW FEVER of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 625): HATE MY LIFE of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
               (turn 624): HOTL MUSCHEL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 623): AIKIDO of DARK FORCES (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 624): SPITZIN of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 582): RED DAWG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                             HELL HOUND of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 574): LILY CATHERINE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 267): NOT SO HOT of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I may be the titleholder, but I am sad.  I did not mean to kill Diggety Dog in
the arena action.  I feel even worse as it was on my challenge.  I am terribly sad
and very, very sorry.
     Recent and soon-to-be enjoyable moments in my life ...
          Watched an awfully lot of The Olympics.  Go USA!  The Canada/USA hockey
game was a great, albeit sad, climax.
          Anticipating my soon (3 weeks) Myrtle Beach golf week with Ohio and
Wisconsin friends.
          Going to the grandkids April 3 in KC for several days.  (Easter egg
coloring is a tradition with them.)
          The stock market is back moving in the right direction.
          Spring and prettier, warmer weather are nigh.
Enough of that. Here I am. Come and get me.
               Senator Wiley, DMII

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, IAYE?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before? 
Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  STEEL BLADES turned their 5-0-1 turn into a 2nd 
place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on hit 
lists.  Tsk, tsk, SPLASH beat BUZZ and BUZZ lost 12 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, IAYE may be getting bland, as SENATOR 
WILEY stays top dog in the city.  The Dragon's Blood Inn, humph!  I've tasted better 
ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From IAYE's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  RED DOG GANG was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like LENPROS avoided them the most this 
turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm frightfully 
impressed, MOONDOG was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, 
sports fans.  I guess I can give a little credit to TYPHON of STEEL BLADES for 
challenging up by 19 to SPUD.  TYPHON won to get 92 points of recognition.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for IAYE's 
morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before 
I leave the fine city of IAYE.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in your 
scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SENATOR WILEY 4821           13   4  1   130       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HIPS 4800                    13   0  0   128       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 SISTER MARY JANE 4831        12   1  0    97       LENPROS (145)
 TYPHON 3713                  12   8  1    92       STEEL BLADES (159)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAJOR MARTIN 4807            22   3  0    89       LENPROS (145)
 SPUD 4783                    20  27  0    87       RED DOG GANG (356)
 MASEMA 3714                  13   6  1    84       STEEL BLADES (159)
 MOONDOG 4790                 14  29  1    72       RED DOG GANG (356)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITTLE ROSIE 4834             7   5  0    48       RED DOG GANG (356)
-QORK ORKKIN 4698              4   2  0    47       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 PRIVATE BOOKS 4841            3   1  0    36       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BEE-STUNG LIPS 4829           5   2  1    33       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-SERRIS 4697                   5   4  0    33       RAGGED EDGE (454)
-CHELYE 4699                   3   3  0    29       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 STEALTH 3762                  3   0  0    29       STEEL BLADES (159)
-WARG 4701                     6   3  0    25       RAGGED EDGE (454)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHADE 3764                    2   1  1    21       STEEL BLADES (159)
 STINGER 4845                  1   2  0    21       ANGRY BEES (464)
 STRIPE 4835                   5   5  0    20       RED DOG GANG (356)
-WHITE THIGHS 4833             2   2  1    19       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-CLEAVAGE 4838                 2   2  0    19       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CUP 4846                      2   1  0    17       ANGRY BEES (464)
 SPLASH 4849                   1   0  0    17       RED DOG GANG (356)
 QUEEN 4847                    1   0  0    13       ANGRY BEES (464)
 BUCK NAKED 4848               1   0  0    12       STEEL BLADES (159)
 BUZZ 4842                     2   1  0     7       ANGRY BEES (464)
 HONEY 4843                    1   2  0     5       ANGRY BEES (464)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CARPENTER 4844          1  1 0 ANGRY BEES 464       WHITE THIGHS 4833     622   
DUKE OF WINDSOR 4840    2  3 0 LENPROS 145          SHADE 3764            623   
DIGGITY DOG 4793       14 19 0 RED DOG GANG 356     SENATOR WILEY 4821    622   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Madwand -- We are very, very glad to have you back.  Salute! -- Lenpro

Red Dog Gang -- I am very, very sorry for the demise of Diggety Dog.  I did nor
realize the power I wield.  May he run free and have all the bones he wants in That
Big Field In The Sky. -- Senator Wiley

Red Dog Gang -- All us Lenpros feel the loss of Diggety Dog.  We are so sorry. --
Lenpro

Moondog -- Nice doggy.  Really nice doggy. -- Sister Mary Jane

M. Chardinee -- Perhaps you are not cut out for this stuff?  You seemed more like a
musician to me. -- Major Martin

     It's just spring fever. -- M. Teleskoi Chardinee

Ambitious Guard -- You were too ambitious.  Pick on someone your own size.  (wink) --
Private Books

Little Rosie -- That's twice now.  I guess you are my Waterloo. -- Duke Of Windsor

     You have a Waterloo, too?

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye Forever. -- Lenpso

Spud -- We have to work on your training a bit.  I said "Roll over and play dead";
instead you were all over me. -- Masema

Honey -- That was SWEET!  Thanks for the learns. -- Stealth

Stinger -- That musta hurt. -- Shade

Hips -- Salute!!  I tried you twice with the same result.  You proved you're more
than I can handle.  For now. -- Typhon

Lenpros -- Thanks for the welcome.  Iaye forever! -- Madwand

Well, drat.  (Feel free to imagine stronger wording.)  For this arena I received the
blue sheet and the first of my fights, nothing more.  And the first fight was the one
in which Senator Wiley killed Diggity Dog.  Not what I most wanted to see!  Still,
we'll do what we can from the e-newsletter. -- Jorja, Red Dog Gang

The alleged fondness of the Lenpros for dogs has not been well demonstrated, by what
we can tell.  Words are cheap, but actions tell the tale, eh? -- Ghost of Diggity Dog

Sister Mary Jane -- I suppose you did your best, and I shouldn't expect a girl to
really know how to play with a dog. -- Moondog

Masema -- Hmm, doesn't seem to have been anything remarkable in that fight. -- Spud

A Bee Stund me on the Lips!  OW OW OW! -- Stripe

Duke of Windsor -- We're pissed at you guys, okay?  So take that! -- Little Rosie

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TYPHON devastated SPUD in a action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched Challenge fight.
MASEMA handily defeated MOONDOG in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SHADE viciously butchered DUKE OF WINDSOR in a 2 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
SENATOR WILEY savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute Title fight.
SISTER MARY JANE unbelievably bested M. CHARDINEE in a popular 12 minute duel.
MAJOR MARTIN bested KHALHUMS DWARF in a unpopular 5 minute master's match.
LITTLE ROSIE defeated PRIVATE BOOKS in a 2 minute expert vs. beginner melee.
STEALTH won victory over STRIPE in a 2 minute duel.
CUP overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BUZZ was narrowly defeated by SPLASH in a 4 minute novice's fight.
HONEY was handily defeated by BUCK NAKED in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
STINGER demolished TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
QUEEN handily defeated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   2 -  0      89  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  10 -  2      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  13 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  12 -  0      20  |

Turn 623 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SENATOR WILEY 4821         13   4  1  130 LENPROS (145)
TOTAL PARRY      SISTER MARY JANE 4831      12   1  0   97 LENPROS (145)
BASHING ATTACK   MASEMA 3714                13   6  1   84 STEEL BLADES (159)
WALL OF STEEL    LITTLE ROSIE 4834           7   5  0   48 RED DOG GANG (356)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MOONDOG 4790.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MASEMA 3714.  The ten other most popular fighters were SENATOR WILEY 4821, STRIPE 
4835, SPLASH 4849, TYPHON 3713, LITTLE ROSIE 4834, SHADE 3764, PRIVATE BOOKS 4841, 
BUCK NAKED 4848, STINGER 4845, and SPUD 4783.

The least popular fighter this week was MAJOR MARTIN 4807.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SISTER MARY JANE 4831, HONEY 4843, STEALTH 3762, DUKE OF 
WINDSOR 4840, QUEEN 4847, BUZZ 4842, CUP 4846, MOONDOG 4790, SPUD 4783, and STINGER 
4845.