DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/26/2010 Duedate: 06/08/2010
IAYE ARENA
DM-30 TURN-628
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SISTER MARY JANE
LENPROS (145)
(30-4831) [17-1-0,120]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SISTER MARY JANE QUEEN
LENPROS (145) ANGRY BEES (464)
(30-4831) [17-1-0,120] (30-4847) [5-1-3,40]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MOONDOG TYPHON
RED DOG GANG (356) STEEL BLADES (159)
(30-4790) [14-34-1,77] (30-3713) [15-10-1,102]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LENPROS (145)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LENPROS (145) 27
2. RED DOG GANG (356) 19 LENPROS (145)
3. STEEL BLADES (159) 12 Unchartered Team
4. ANGRY BEES (464) 3
5. HER BEST ASSETS (461) 0 ANGRY BEES (464)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 LENPROS (145) %1170 702 34 62.5 1/ 1 LENPROS (145) 12 2 1
2/ 3 STEEL BLADES (159) 344 297 20 53.7 2/ 3*ANGRY BEES (464) 9 6 3
3/ 2*ANGRY BEES (464) 21 19 5 52.5 3/ 2 STEEL BLADES (159) 9 6 0
4- 4 HER BEST ASSETS (461) 32 29 3 52.5 4/ 4 RED DOG GANG (356) 4 11 0
5/ 5 RED DOG GANG (356) 679 869 15 43.9 5- 5 HER BEST ASSETS (461) 2 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 322): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 646): SHY MEERCAT of FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 645): YELLOW DOG of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 630): ELDON KREE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 634): EARTH QUAKE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 629): COL. MUSTARD of GOTTA GET A CLUE (?, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 629): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 627): TYPHON of STEEL BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 591): CORBIE LEK of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 588): TYEFOON TURMOIL of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 577): BROTHER JEROME of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 270): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 475): YALO TACTSIE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 223): BIG DADDY KANE of RAP ATTACKS (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 531): THE PINK RANGER of SUPERIOR FORCES X (Manager, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 322): Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 646): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 645): F WORDS (?, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 630): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 634): PIRATE'S COVE (?, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 629): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 629): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 627): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 591): CAPTAIN PLANET (?, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 588): THE STORM FRONT (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 579): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 270): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 475): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 223): DARK AS DAY (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 531): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 645): GRAY MATTER of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
KHAKI KRAIT of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 632): WILD FIRE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 627): SPUD of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 626): SENATOR WILEY of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 578): SABRE of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 223): BIG DADDY KANE of RAP ATTACKS (?, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I am proud to serve Iaye as your champion. I hope I can meet the standards that
Senator Wiley set as your Duelmaster. He was a great champion, as I hope to be. I
await all challengers.
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, IAYE? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before?
Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see
SHADE win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, SPLASH beat BUZZ and BUZZ
lost 12 points. You're breakin' my heart. Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster
SISTER MARY JANE challenged this turn. And it's out with the old, in with the new,
as SISTER MARY JANE takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.
Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of
these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? HER BEST ASSETS was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily
livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of
cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was LENPROS. Ha ha ha ha! Ooh, I'm
frightfully impressed, SISTER MARY JANE was this turn's most challenged warrior.
Watch that ego swell, sports fans.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?
What does the IAYE arena have in common with the inns? It's just as comfortable
to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and
I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste this one in
your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SISTER MARY JANE 4831 17 1 0 120 LENPROS (145)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HIPS 4800 13 0 0 128 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
MASEMA 3714 16 8 1 105 STEEL BLADES (159)
TYPHON 3713 15 10 1 102 STEEL BLADES (159)
MAJOR MARTIN 4807 26 4 0 97 LENPROS (145)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STEALTH 3762 8 0 0 79 STEEL BLADES (159)
MOONDOG 4790 14 34 1 77 RED DOG GANG (356)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LITTLE ROSIE 4834 10 7 1 59 RED DOG GANG (356)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHADE 3764 5 3 1 49 STEEL BLADES (159)
QUEEN 4847 5 1 3 40 ANGRY BEES (464)
CUP 4846 5 3 0 36 ANGRY BEES (464)
STINGER 4845 4 4 2 35 ANGRY BEES (464)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STRIPE 4835 8 7 0 31 RED DOG GANG (356)
SPLASH 4849 4 2 0 27 RED DOG GANG (356)
-WHITE THIGHS 4833 3 3 1 26 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MA MILLER 4851 3 0 0 23 LENPROS (145)
-CLEAVAGE 4838 2 2 0 19 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
BUZZ 4842 4 4 0 16 ANGRY BEES (464)
-SULTRY SWAY 4850 1 1 0 14 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
SGT. SMITH 4853 1 0 0 13 LENPROS (145)
HONEY 4843 2 6 0 12 ANGRY BEES (464)
HERR HAGEDORN 4852 0 2 0 2 LENPROS (145)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PRIVATE BOOKS 4841 3 2 0 LENPROS 145 LITTLE ROSIE 4834 625 REVENGED
BUCK NAKED 4848 3 3 0 STEEL BLADES 159 QUEEN 4847 628
PERSONAL ADS
With the graduation of Senator Wiley, who is retiring from officeafter cleaning out
the DA, please welcome the newest Lenpro, Sgt. Smith. -- Lenpro
Masema, Masema, Masema, I am going to have to whack your knuckles with my ruler if
you keep that up. It just isn't good for you. -- Sister Mary Jane
Spud -- I had fun throwing the stick for you to fetch. I am sorry I wore you out. --
Major Martin
Splash -- Now we know who is the most wasteful. -- Ma Miller
Sultry Sway -- You are one mean momma. You must be Poppa Bear's momma? -- Her
Hagedorn's Publicist (Herr Hagedorn says "yah".)
Congratulations to Typhon, Duelmaster. I am looking forward to your DM Column,
Champ. -- Lenpro
And congrats to Spud who made it to The Isle the hard way. Kudos. -- All Us Lenpros
Is there an easy way?
Angry Bees and Steel Blades -- Nice point gains! -- Lenpro the jealous
Health. Humility. Honor. Iaye Forever. -- lenpro
Honey -- You can meet me on the sands anytime. -- Buck Naked
Moondog -- I love pets but did you have to roll over and play dead so quick? --
Typhon
Iaye -- I am proud to represent you as your Duelmaster. -- Typhon
Little Rosie -- You didn't seem too little to me. -- Stealth
Cup -- Well fought! You may have sealed my fate with your win. -- Shade
Sister Mary Jane -- Don't be such a prude! Get rid of some of that armor and let's
dance again. -- Masema
Iaye -- My appologies for missing last turn's personals. I will try not to let it
happen again. -- Madwand
Major Martin -- Darned if I know what it was about that rassle, but it was good, and
I like it. I'm going to go find a porch and lie on it all summer. -- Spud
White Thighs -- How can that be? Thighs are dark meat. My momma taught me that.
Good bones, though. Marrow. -- Stripe
Ma Miller -- Oh, cheese, bad memory for me. Someone who looked just like you once
threw a pan of dishwater on me. That wouldn't have been so bad if she'd taken the
dishes out first.... -- Splash
Typhon -- Does this make me Professor Moondog, Power Behind the Throne? -- Moondog
Stealth -- Huh, behavior fit for a CAT. -- Little Rosie
We salute Iaye's tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Red Dog Gang
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TYPHON was bested by SISTER MARY JANE in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight.
SHADE vanquished STRIPE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
BUCK NAKED was assassinated by QUEEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SPUD was viciously subdued by MASEMA in a exciting 1 minute bloody veteran's fight.
MAJOR MARTIN viciously subdued NOBLE ASSASSIN in a slow 8 minute bloody duel.
MOONDOG was beaten by STEALTH in a 3 minute mismatched brawl.
CUP was overpowered by LITTLE ROSIE in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
STINGER vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
BUZZ lost to SPLASH in a 3 minute fight.
HONEY was defeated by MA MILLER in a 2 minute match.
HERR HAGEDORN was overcome by TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's bout.
SGT. SMITH demolished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 2 - 0 90 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 5 - 1 81 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 37 - 19 - 8 66 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 - 1 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 10 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 15 - 1 35 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 12 - 0 20 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 9 - 0 10 |
Turn 628 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 4 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SISTER MARY JANE 4831 17 1 0 120 LENPROS (145)
BASHING ATTACK MASEMA 3714 16 8 1 105 STEEL BLADES (159)
STRIKING ATTACK TYPHON 3713 15 10 1 102 STEEL BLADES (159)
WALL OF STEEL STEALTH 3762 8 0 0 79 STEEL BLADES (159)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MOONDOG 4790. The most popular warrior this turn
was TYPHON 3713. The ten other most popular fighters were MASEMA 3714, MOONDOG 4790,
STEALTH 3762, SPLASH 4849, HONEY 4843, SISTER MARY JANE 4831, SHADE 3764, LITTLE
ROSIE 4834, STINGER 4845, and STRIPE 4835.
The least popular fighter this week was MAJOR MARTIN 4807. The other ten least
popular fighters were HERR HAGEDORN 4852, BUCK NAKED 4848, SGT. SMITH 4853, MA MILLER
4851, BUZZ 4842, CUP 4846, QUEEN 4847, STRIPE 4835, STINGER 4845, and LITTLE ROSIE
4834.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
SPUD (30-4783) RED DOG GANG (356)
WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 14-16, 2011. It will be
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as
last year by popular request. Room rates are $129.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception (yes, really!), free
airport shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet. There's a fitness center,
jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--please make your reservation by December 22
before the block is released! (This is prime season for Phoenix, and people have been
unable to book rooms because they waited too long.) Look for the tournament info
sheet and minioverviews some time in December. We hope you're all looking forward to
it and that we will see you there!
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN CLEVELAND!
Our summer FTF will be down south this year, located in Orlando, Florida on July 9-11,
2010. It will be held at the Courtyard Orlando International Drive, near Universal
Studios and Sea World, and not far from the Disney parks. The hotel is located at
8600 Austrian Court, Orlando, 32819 (800-321-2211). Rooms are $112/night, 1-2
occupancy, and are listed under the Reality Simulations room block.
The hotel features free parking and free high-speed wireless internet in all
guestrooms. The hotel has an pool, jacuzzi, and fitness center. There's a Starbucks,
a restaurant, and a little Market where you can get snacks and sandwiches all day and
night. There are tons of restaurants nearby on I-Drive.
The tournament information sheet will be out imminently. We hope you're all looking
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!