DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/05/2011    Duedate: 01/18/2011

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-644

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JACK DANIELS
ALL JACKED UP (463)
(30-4813) [9-5-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JACK DANIELS                   POSITION IS EMPTY
ALL JACKED UP (463)            
(30-4813) [9-5-0,112]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MOONDOG                        PUG
RED DOG GANG (356)             RED DOG GANG (356)
(30-4790) [15-49-1,95]         (30-4857) [10-5-0,39]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ALL JACKED UP (463)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LENPROS (145)               51
2. STEEL BLADES (159)          34      LENPROS (145)
3. ALL JACKED UP (463)         25      Unchartered Team
4. HER BEST ASSETS (461)       24
5. RESCUE RANGERS II (385)      0      EILEAH (398)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1212 724 37 62.6   1/ 3 ALL JACKED UP (463)      10  5 1
 2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)       43  27  5 61.4   2/ 1 LENPROS (145)             9  5 0
 3/ 4 STEEL BLADES (159)       373 328 25 53.2   3/ 5 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     6  3 1
 4/ 6 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     46  44  5 51.1   4/ 2 STEEL BLADES (159)        6  8 1
 5- 7 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   28  34  3 45.2   5/ 4 RED DOG GANG (356)        6  9 0
 6/ 8 RED DOG GANG (356)       717 910 15 44.1   6/ 6 ANGRY BEES (464)          5  9 0
 7/ 9 ANGRY BEES (464)          47  71  6 39.8   7- 7 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 330): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 662): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 661): FRISKY of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 646): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 649): PINK TACO of SWEET BLISS (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 645): SUE CHURZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 645): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 643): STEALTH of STEEL BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 607): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 604): SYKLONE SEQUEL of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 595): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 490): SEVERIN of WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (Vhagar, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 231): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 547): BIKINI LINE of SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 330): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 662): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 661): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 646): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 649): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 645): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 645): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 643): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 607): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 604): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 595): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 490): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 231): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 547): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 662): UDDER of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 649): PINK TACO of SWEET BLISS (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 643): STEALTH of STEEL BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 604): SYKLONE SEQUEL of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 594): OLIVER of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                (turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 489): MALICHAI of WAY OF THE BLADE 2 (Vhagar, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in IAYE this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  It seems the training can make the difference, as 
LENPROS is pushed out of top team by ALL JACKED UP, who came from 3rd with a 3-2-0 
this turn.  And let's see, JACK HAMMER fought QUEEN and gained 20 points and 
contributed to ALL JACKED UP's 3-2-0.  QUEEN has lost to JACK HAMMER, falling 17 
points, while helping make ANGRY BEES a 2-2-0 turn.  This week's Duelmaster bout was 
between MA MILLER and our Duelmaster STEALTH, making a challenge.  Defending his 
title for another turn, STEALTH kept LENPROS' warrior, MA MILLER, from claiming the 
throne.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources that 
The Dragon's Blood Inn uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  STEEL BLADES has cause to stand tall, 
as they were IAYE's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. 
And avoiding STEEL BLADES more than any other team we find LENPROS.  IAYE, are we 
going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged warrior this 
turn was RED DOG GANG's warrior STRIPE.  More fighters challenged him than challenged 
the Duelmaster!  In a fit of brilliance or of stupidity (hard to say sometimes), HERR 
HAGEDORN challenged STRIPE today, facing a 27 difference in recognition.  And crowds 
were on their feet when HERR HAGEDORN claimed a victory from STRIPE, and now has 86 
points for his efforts.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  Hearty mugs of ale were raised in IAYE today as MA MILLER was bid 
farewell to a 15-3-1 warrior, with STEALTH of STEEL BLADES standing silent and 
pensive.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or 
hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     I like this place, IAYE, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in IAYE, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK DANIELS 4813             9   5  0   112       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOONDOG 4790                 15  49  1    95       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ETNIES 4758                   5   6  0    89       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 HERR HAGEDORN 4852            9   7  0    86       LENPROS (145)
-GADGET 4528                  10  10  1    78       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 LITTLE ROSIE 4834            17  16  1    73       RED DOG GANG (356)
 CLEAVAGE 4838                 8   4  0    72       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-EMERICA 4756                  6   1  1    71       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRIPE 4835                  17  14  0    65       RED DOG GANG (356)
 JACK HAMMER 4815              8   6  1    62       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 JACK KNIFE 4814               8   6  1    61       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 SPLASH 4849                  15   7  0    59       RED DOG GANG (356)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK THE RIPPER 4817         10   4  1    55       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873           5   0  0    48       LENPROS (145)
 CRACKER JACK 4824             6   5  2    46       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 QUEEN 4847                   10  12  3    45       ANGRY BEES (464)
 BUZZ 4842                     9  15  0    44       ANGRY BEES (464)
 PUG 4857                     10   5  0    39       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARAM 4858                     6   6  1    33       STEEL BLADES (159)
 NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866           6   4  1    32       ANGRY BEES (464)
 HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         3   1  0    29       LENPROS (145)
 BEE MINE 4861                 4   8  0    25       ANGRY BEES (464)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872         3   3  1    23       LENPROS (145)
 SHELL SHOCK 4864              5   4  0    19       STEEL BLADES (159)
 FREEDOM 4868                  3   5  1    19       STEEL BLADES (159)
 SULTRY WALK 4885              1   0  1    14       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-RED HOT 4748                  1   2  0    10       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHIFTYEYED VOLUN        0  0 0                      SULTRY WALK 4885      644  NONE
CUP 4846                9 14 0 ANGRY BEES 464       JACK THE RIPPER 4817  643   
TINY FEET 4881          1  3 0 HER BEST ASSETS 461  SPYMASTER             644  NONE
MACHO MAN 4839          2  1 0 WRESTLMANIACS 73     ARAM 4858             641   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congratulations to the new Duelmaster, Steel Blade's great warrior and Lord
Protector, Stealth.  Kudos! -- Lenpro

Stealth -- You proved yourself the better warrior and I salute you.  Good luck in The
Big Time. -- Ma Miller

Aram -- Vat yu zink?  Zis Hagedorn ve gut, yah?! -- Herr Hagedorn

Freedom -- Whew!  I was lucky, lucky, lucky. -- Duchess Dobbin

Tiny Feet -- I guess this was the day for us clodhopper types to shine.  Now you get
to kiss my ring, which is probably bigger than your feet. -- Archbishop Arndt

Friendly Constable -- I really was trying to be friendly, but when the starter said
"go," I just kinda went. -- Honorable Hafale
\
Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro

All -- Alright, I'm in a talking mood.  I just want to say that this arena has become
much more interesting since the arrival of Angry Bees and Her Best Assets.  No
offense; but fighting Lenpro and Jorja and an ungodly amount of stand-ins gets rather
repetative. -- Pat Sajak

All -- Let's get these personals rolling, guys!  What's everyone's favorite style and 
why?  I suck at wastes.  Help me Lenpro, Steel Blades.  My favorites are the Ripper,
Basher, and new found Aimed Blow.  I'll never create another Lunger as long as I
play, the whole endurance burn thing blows.  It's as if lungers chain smoke from the
womb. -- Pat Sajak

Lenpro -- Sooner or later, our guys are gonna meet.  You are the hardest opponent
I've ever faced, I enjoy the challenge.  Your long lived reign as top team is at an
end, my friend.  Oh, wait a minute; with stats like that, we;re all in trouble.  You
should be most avoided, not me. -- Pat Sajak

Cup -- Is that better?  What you would expect form a well known killer? -- Pat Sajak

Angry Bees -- You should name a warrior Aunt Bea. -- Pat Sajak

All -- How do I submit my personals online?  Isn't there a way I can talk to you guys
also? -- Pat Sajak

     For the personals, email to ads AT reality DOT com and make sure the contents of
     the email are clearly labeled (such as "personals for dm 30" and the like).  For
     the other, someone else is going to have to answer. -- the Editor

Emerica -- I think you should go rescue a couple of rangers.  I've got this yard all
taken care of. -- Little Rosie

Jack Daniels -- So... does this make you Daniel's son?  They tell me humans do things
this way.  I don't see a lot of point, myself.  It isn't like I know who sired me, or
care.  I'm a Good Dog, and that's what counts. -- Moondog

Queen -- Well, I wouldn't've ordinarily, but you just kept buzzing around my nose,
and I had to snap.  I was kinda surprised that it worked, though. -- Stripe
P.S.  Not that I bit you, I'm good at aiming and stuff, but that you didn't sting me.

The Visiting Orc can just go visit someone else! -- Pug

Huh, the Ambitious Guard doesn't know how to REALLY guard stuff.  For that, you need
a Dog. -- Splash

Ma Miller -- I'd be insulted at being called a "doggy," but I want the treats.  Us
Dogs put up with a lot for treats. -- Moondog

Our congratulations to Stealth, who seems to be sneaking out of here. -- Jorja and
the Red Dog Gang

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TINY FEET was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STEALTH butchered MA MILLER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge duel.
HERR HAGEDORN demolished STRIPE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ARAM was bested by BUZZ in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
HONORABLE HAFALE overpowered SHELL SHOCK in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
JACK DANIELS devastated MOONDOG in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
JACK KNIFE was bested by CLEAVAGE in a 1 minute match.
LITTLE ROSIE devastated CRACKER JACK in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
QUEEN was handily defeated by JACK HAMMER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
JACK THE RIPPER vanquished ARCHBISHOP ARNDT in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
PUG lost to DUCHESS DOBBIN in a popular 6 minute duel.
SPLASH overpowered BEE MINE in a 2 minute uneven match.
NOTA BUTTERFLY beat FREEDOM in a exciting 1 minute fight.
SULTRY WALK murdered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         AIMED BLOW         9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     23 -  15 -  1      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  29 -  3      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  25 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   8 -  1      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  14 -  2      39  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 644 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       JACK DANIELS 4813           9   5  0  112 ALL JACKED UP (463)
LUNGING ATTACK   HERR HAGEDORN 4852          9   7  0   86 LENPROS (145)
WALL OF STEEL    LITTLE ROSIE 4834          17  16  1   73 RED DOG GANG (356)
BASHING ATTACK   JACK HAMMER 4815            8   6  1   62 ALL JACKED UP (463)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  JACK KNIFE 4814             8   6  1   61 ALL JACKED UP (463)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JACK THE RIPPER 4817       10   4  1   55 ALL JACKED UP (463)
TOTAL PARRY      DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873         5   0  0   48 LENPROS (145)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUG 4857                   10   5  0   39 RED DOG GANG (356)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MOONDOG 4790.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PUG 4857.  The ten other most popular fighters were HERR HAGEDORN 4852, HONORABLE 
HAFALE 4878, JACK DANIELS 4813, JACK THE RIPPER 4817, SPLASH 4849, BEE MINE 4861, 
NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866, BUZZ 4842, CLEAVAGE 4838, and LITTLE ROSIE 4834.

The least popular fighter this week was DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were QUEEN 4847, CRACKER JACK 4824, MOONDOG 4790, SHELL SHOCK 4864, 
ARAM 4858, STRIPE 4835, TINY FEET 4881, ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872, JACK KNIFE 4814, and 
MA MILLER 4851.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

STEALTH (30-3762) STEEL BLADES (159)