DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/16/2011 Duedate: 03/01/2011
IAYE ARENA
DM-30 TURN-647
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HERR HAGEDORN
LENPROS (145)
(30-4852) [12-7-0,120]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HERR HAGEDORN POSITION IS EMPTY
LENPROS (145)
(30-4852) [12-7-0,120]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MOONDOG JACK THE RIPPER
RED DOG GANG (356) ALL JACKED UP (463)
(30-4790) [15-52-1,98] (30-4817) [13-4-1,92]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
(-1)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ALL JACKED UP (463) 68
2. ANGRY BEES (464) 36 LENPROS (145)
3. HER BEST ASSETS (461) 26 Unchartered Team
4. RAGGED EDGE (454) 0
5. PACE'S WILD (321) 0 MILK BOYS (367)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 LENPROS (145) %1222 729 37 62.6 1/ 1 LENPROS (145) 10 5 0
2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463) 53 32 5 62.4 2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463) 10 5 0
3- 3 RAGGED EDGE (454) 23 19 0 54.8 3/ 4 ANGRY BEES (464) 6 6 0
4- 5*PACE'S WILD (321) 9 8 1 52.9 4/ 5 RESCUE RANGERS II (385) 4 1 0
5/ 6 RANDOM (391) 58 56 0 50.9 5/ 3 RED DOG GANG (356) 3 12 0
6/ 7 HER BEST ASSETS (461) 48 47 5 50.5 6- 8 RAGGED EDGE (454) 2 1 0
7/ 8 RESCUE RANGERS II (385) 32 35 3 47.8 7- 9*PACE'S WILD (321) 2 2 1
8/ 9 RED DOG GANG (356) 720 922 15 43.8 8/ 7 RANDOM (391) 2 2 0
9/10 ANGRY BEES (464) 53 77 6 40.8 9/ 6 HER BEST ASSETS (461) 2 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 331): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 665): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 664): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 649): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 652): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 648): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 648): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 646): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 610): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 607): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 598): FRAN BRAN of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 279): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 493): BONNEI BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 233): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 550): GOKU of DRAGONBALL Z (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 331): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 665): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 664): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 649): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 652): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 648): THE MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 648): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 646): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 610): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 607): THE STORM FRONT (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 598): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 279): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 493): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 233): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 550): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 331): INDIOR LANDIS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 665): TIRLA DANCER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 664): BILL BITEMORE of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 649): LUGER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 651): EARTH QUAKE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 648): ALFREDA CREME of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 609): HEART of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 606): BALIN CHANE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I am penning this on Herr Hagedorn's behalf. He is neither much of a writer,
nor very conversant in our language. It will cost him.
I guess I cannot complain about his communication skills, as he can apparently
fight. After all, he did defeat the reigning Duelmaster. No longer is the arena All
Jacked Up, but rather it is now Jack downed. (Herr Hagedorn would never be able to
determine what I meant by that, but I'll bet the Jacks can.)
I would tell you all about Hagedorn, but then I would have to shoot you. And I
don't have a gun, but I could probably get my brother Fandil The Wise to cast a
spell, so whatever. I can say that all the Lenpros are hard working warriors, and
have been for a long, long, long time.
Herr Hagedorn invites you to challenge him for the top spot in Iaye. Of course,
I control his challenges and avoids, so we shall see what the new turn brings. He is
beatable. He can also win. He could even kill, although we Lenpros hope not.
Lenpro, Manager and Sole-Owner of Lenpros
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out IAYE to see
what's new. Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, ANGRY BEES! 'Cause they got
4-0-0 and moved up to 3rd! MVP award for JACK KNIFE? ALL JACKED UP's proud of him
after beating MOPT and getting 22 points. Talk about yer big time losers! CAPTAIN
CONWAY got smashed by WHITE THIGHS, and lost 13 points! The Duelmaster isn't going
to stop just cause he's Number One! ETNIES knows this. It was challenged by the
Duelmaster. Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think HERR HAGEDORN
should let ETNIES be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. Is the
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. The warriors of ALL JACKED UP must be getting lonely. They were
the most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I don't? I don't know what
LENPROS' been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from ALL
JACKED UP, that's fer sher. Can RED DOG GANG's MOONDOG be more popular than me? He
was challenged the most, but is that really the same? For sure, I was holding my
breath when I found out JACK THE RIPPER challenged MOONDOG. After all, haven't ALL
JACKED UP and RED DOG GANG had a long standing duel in IAYE? It wasn't a spectacular
fight, or anything, but MOONDOG wants me to write about it since he was subdued by
JACK THE RIPPER. Satisfied?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. I had
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HERR HAGEDORN 4852 12 7 0 120 LENPROS (145)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EMERICA 4756 9 1 1 109 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-STINGER 4098 9 11 0 104 RANDOM (391)
MOONDOG 4790 15 52 1 98 RED DOG GANG (356)
JACK DANIELS 4813 11 6 0 97 ALL JACKED UP (463)
JACK THE RIPPER 4817 13 4 1 92 ALL JACKED UP (463)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ETNIES 4758 6 7 0 90 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
JACK KNIFE 4814 9 8 1 81 ALL JACKED UP (463)
-GADGET 4528 10 10 1 78 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
LITTLE ROSIE 4834 18 18 1 75 RED DOG GANG (356)
CRACKER JACK 4824 9 5 2 74 ALL JACKED UP (463)
MOPT 4103 13 12 0 69 RANDOM (391)
-CLEAVAGE 4838 8 5 0 69 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
STRIPE 4835 17 17 0 68 RED DOG GANG (356)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873 8 0 0 66 LENPROS (145)
QUEEN 4847 11 14 3 64 ANGRY BEES (464)
JACK HAMMER 4815 9 8 1 61 ALL JACKED UP (463)
DREAM OF DAY 4750 6 1 0 58 RANDOM (391)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPLASH 4849 16 9 0 57 RED DOG GANG (356)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866 9 4 1 56 ANGRY BEES (464)
-QORK ORKKIN 4698 5 2 0 53 RAGGED EDGE (454)
BUZZ 4842 10 17 0 47 ANGRY BEES (464)
PUG 4857 11 7 0 44 RED DOG GANG (356)
-SERRIS 4697 6 4 0 44 RAGGED EDGE (454)
BEE MINE 4861 5 10 0 39 ANGRY BEES (464)
HONORABLE HAFALE 4878 4 3 0 38 LENPROS (145)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872 4 5 1 32 LENPROS (145)
-CHELYE 4699 3 3 0 29 RAGGED EDGE (454)
-IN YOUR PACE 3195 2 2 1 29 PACE'S WILD (321)
-LOST IN PACE 3196 4 0 0 27 PACE'S WILD (321)
-SULTRY WALK 4885 2 0 1 25 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WARG 4701 6 4 0 22 RAGGED EDGE (454)
WHITE THIGHS 4887 1 1 0 17 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-PACE GHOST 3193 3 1 0 12 PACE'S WILD (321)
-RED HOT 4748 1 2 0 10 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
CAPTAIN CONWAY 4886 2 1 0 7 LENPROS (145)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CUP 4846 9 14 0 ANGRY BEES 464 JACK THE RIPPER 4817 643 NOT REVENGED
NO PANTS 4879 0 1 0 HER BEST ASSETS 461 HIGH ELF 647 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Congrats to our own Lenpro, Herr Hagedorn, who surprisingly won the duelmaster Title.
-- Lenpro
Pat Sajak -- Does your enlistment of Pacemaker mean you are going to take over the
arena? -- Lenpro
Warg, warg! after that, the archdiocese will have big roast pig for dinner! --
Archbishop Arndt
Chak Danielz -- Ze Hagedorn; he ve gut, yah? -- Herr Hagedorn
Pat Sajak -- Love those plungers, and love those wastes, too. Must say it has been
too long since I have plunged, but far too recent that I have been wasted. -- Lenpro
Jack The Ripper -- I challenged way above my head, and it showed. Kudos to my
better. -- Honorable Hafale
Stripe -- I like dogs. Why hot dogs and cracker jacks are THE thing! -- Cracker
Jacks
White Thighs -- I had as much fun lookin' as I did fightin'. I did! -- Captain
Conway
Health. Humility. Honor. Iaye Forever! -- Lenpro
Herr Hagedorn -- I knew I shouldn't have cut you off from power hour! You von of a
vich. -- Jack Daniels
Jorja -- You wrote me when I was locked up. You don't know how much that means to
me. Yeah, I might talk trash in the personals, but I have nothing but respect for
YOU! It's strictly role plain', babe. Are you okay? -- Pat Sajak
Random and Ragged Edge -- I know you guys are probably tourney teams, but it's nice
to see this arena actually be an "arena." Your presence is most welcome. -- Pat
Sajak
Lenpro -- Man, once again, I've got to give you props. No Dark Arenas and yet you
still stay on top. Damn, I hate to fight you, but at the same time, love it so much!
Congrats, my friend! -- Pat Sajak
All -- In the great words of the Dirty Heads: If alcohol is a god... I'm the
messenger. -- Jack Daniels
P.S. Pat is drinking absinthe as he fills out his personals and listening to the
Dirty Heads, so if this gets crazy, you know why.
Pacemaker -- Woooo! Dean... Koooontz! Dude, when I did this weekend in jail, I
started reading "Seize the Night by... guess who... Dean.... Woooo! Kooontz!
Thought about your crazy arse with every page turn! -- Pat Sajak
P.S. Are you gonna spin, or buy a vowel? Can't do both, homie.
Honorable Hafale -- What were you thinking? That's as close to death without dying
that I've ever seen. -- JTR
Emerica -- Oh, a golem. It's hard to get a good grip on a golem, they make my teeth
hurt. Oh, well. -- Moondog
Cleavage -- I can top that! THREE sets, humans are small-time in that department. --
Little Rosie
Etnies -- What are you doing here? There are rangers out there in need of rescuing.
Go get 'em. -- Splash
Cracker Jack -- Sticks to my teeth. -- Stripe
Duchess Dobbin -- There was no need to KICK. -- Pug
P.S. No, but what if I was? Some horses are quite handsome.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NO PANTS was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HERR HAGEDORN vanquished ETNIES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
JACK THE RIPPER subdued MOONDOG in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
DUCHESS DOBBIN outwaited DREAM OF DAY in a slow 14 minute Challenge contest.
EMERICA overpowered STRIPE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MOPT was devastated by JACK KNIFE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JACK DANIELS devastated LITTLE ROSIE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CRACKER JACK handily defeated PUG in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SPLASH lost to QUEEN in a 1 minute expert's duel.
NOTA BUTTERFLY viciously subdued VISITING ORC in a 2 minute expert vs. beginner fight.
JACK HAMMER overpowered HONORABLE HAFALE in a 1 minute uneven match.
BUZZ beat ARCHBISHOP ARNDT in a 3 minute fight.
BEE MINE subdued VISITING ORC in a 2 minute master vs. amateur match.
WHITE THIGHS bested CAPTAIN CONWAY in a 1 minute novice's battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 11 - 5 - 0 69 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 39 - 25 - 2 61 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 9 - 0 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 14 - 1 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 13 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 29 - 0 41 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 16 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 647 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK HERR HAGEDORN 4852 12 7 0 120 LENPROS (145)
AIMED BLOW JACK DANIELS 4813 11 6 0 97 ALL JACKED UP (463)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JACK THE RIPPER 4817 13 4 1 92 ALL JACKED UP (463)
STRIKING ATTACK JACK KNIFE 4814 9 8 1 81 ALL JACKED UP (463)
SLASHING ATTACK MOPT 4103 13 12 0 69 RANDOM (391)
TOTAL PARRY DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873 8 0 0 66 LENPROS (145)
BASHING ATTACK JACK HAMMER 4815 9 8 1 61 ALL JACKED UP (463)
WALL OF STEEL SPLASH 4849 16 9 0 57 RED DOG GANG (356)
PARRY-STRIKE PUG 4857 11 7 0 44 RED DOG GANG (356)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MOONDOG 4790. The most popular warrior this turn
was JACK THE RIPPER 4817. The ten other most popular fighters were NOTA BUTTERFLY
4866, ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872, DREAM OF DAY 4750, EMERICA 4756, JACK DANIELS 4813, BEE
MINE 4861, HERR HAGEDORN 4852, JACK KNIFE 4814, CRACKER JACK 4824, and QUEEN 4847.
The least popular fighter this week was DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873. The other ten least
popular fighters were HONORABLE HAFALE 4878, SPLASH 4849, PUG 4857, LITTLE ROSIE
4834, MOPT 4103, STRIPE 4835, ETNIES 4758, CAPTAIN CONWAY 4886, JACK HAMMER 4815, and
MOONDOG 4790.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MOONDOG (30-4790) RED DOG GANG (356)