DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/16/2011    Duedate: 03/01/2011

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-647

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HERR HAGEDORN
LENPROS (145)
(30-4852) [12-7-0,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HERR HAGEDORN                  POSITION IS EMPTY
LENPROS (145)                  
(30-4852) [12-7-0,120]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MOONDOG                        JACK THE RIPPER
RED DOG GANG (356)             ALL JACKED UP (463)
(30-4790) [15-52-1,98]         (30-4817) [13-4-1,92]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ALL JACKED UP (463)         68
2. ANGRY BEES (464)            36      LENPROS (145)
3. HER BEST ASSETS (461)       26      Unchartered Team
4. RAGGED EDGE (454)            0
5. PACE'S WILD (321)            0      MILK BOYS (367)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1222 729 37 62.6   1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            10  5 0
 2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)       53  32  5 62.4   2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)      10  5 0
 3- 3 RAGGED EDGE (454)         23  19  0 54.8   3/ 4 ANGRY BEES (464)          6  6 0
 4- 5*PACE'S WILD (321)          9   8  1 52.9   4/ 5 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   4  1 0
 5/ 6 RANDOM (391)              58  56  0 50.9   5/ 3 RED DOG GANG (356)        3 12 0
 6/ 7 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     48  47  5 50.5   6- 8 RAGGED EDGE (454)         2  1 0
 7/ 8 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   32  35  3 47.8   7- 9*PACE'S WILD (321)         2  2 1
 8/ 9 RED DOG GANG (356)       720 922 15 43.8   8/ 7 RANDOM (391)              2  2 0
 9/10 ANGRY BEES (464)          53  77  6 40.8   9/ 6 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 331): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 665): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 664): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 649): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 652): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 648): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 648): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 646): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 610): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 607): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 598): FRAN BRAN of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 279): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 493): BONNEI BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 233): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 550): GOKU of DRAGONBALL Z (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 331): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 665): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 664): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 649): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 652): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 648): THE MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 648): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 646): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 610): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 607): THE STORM FRONT (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 598): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 279): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 493): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 233): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 550): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 331): INDIOR LANDIS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 665): TIRLA DANCER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 664): BILL BITEMORE of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 649): LUGER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 651): EARTH QUAKE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 648): ALFREDA CREME of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 609): HEART of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 606): BALIN CHANE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I am penning this on Herr Hagedorn's behalf.  He is neither much of a writer,
nor very conversant in our language.  It will cost him.
     I guess I cannot complain about his communication skills, as he can apparently
fight.  After all, he did defeat the reigning Duelmaster.  No longer is the arena All
Jacked Up, but rather it is now Jack downed.  (Herr Hagedorn would never be able to
determine what I meant by that, but I'll bet the Jacks can.)
     I would tell you all about Hagedorn, but then I would have to shoot you.  And I
don't have a gun, but I could probably get my brother Fandil The Wise to cast a
spell, so whatever.  I can say that all the Lenpros are hard working warriors, and
have been for a long, long, long time.
     Herr Hagedorn invites you to challenge him for the top spot in Iaye.  Of course,
I control his challenges and avoids, so we shall see what the new turn brings.  He is
beatable.  He can also win.  He could even kill, although we Lenpros hope not.
                    Lenpro, Manager and Sole-Owner of Lenpros

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out IAYE to see 
what's new.  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, ANGRY BEES!  'Cause they got 
4-0-0 and moved up to 3rd!  MVP award for JACK KNIFE?  ALL JACKED UP's proud of him 
after beating MOPT and getting 22 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  CAPTAIN 
CONWAY got smashed by WHITE THIGHS, and lost 13 points!  The Duelmaster isn't going 
to stop just cause he's Number One!  ETNIES knows this.  It was challenged by the 
Duelmaster.  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think HERR HAGEDORN 
should let ETNIES be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the 
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of ALL JACKED UP must be getting lonely.  They were 
the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  I don't know what 
LENPROS' been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from ALL 
JACKED UP, that's fer sher.  Can RED DOG GANG's MOONDOG be more popular than me?  He 
was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  For sure, I was holding my 
breath when I found out JACK THE RIPPER challenged MOONDOG.  After all, haven't ALL 
JACKED UP and RED DOG GANG had a long standing duel in IAYE?  It wasn't a spectacular 
fight, or anything, but MOONDOG wants me to write about it since he was subdued by 
JACK THE RIPPER.  Satisfied?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERR HAGEDORN 4852           12   7  0   120       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EMERICA 4756                  9   1  1   109       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-STINGER 4098                  9  11  0   104       RANDOM (391)
 MOONDOG 4790                 15  52  1    98       RED DOG GANG (356)
 JACK DANIELS 4813            11   6  0    97       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 JACK THE RIPPER 4817         13   4  1    92       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ETNIES 4758                   6   7  0    90       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 JACK KNIFE 4814               9   8  1    81       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-GADGET 4528                  10  10  1    78       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 LITTLE ROSIE 4834            18  18  1    75       RED DOG GANG (356)
 CRACKER JACK 4824             9   5  2    74       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 MOPT 4103                    13  12  0    69       RANDOM (391)
-CLEAVAGE 4838                 8   5  0    69       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 STRIPE 4835                  17  17  0    68       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873           8   0  0    66       LENPROS (145)
 QUEEN 4847                   11  14  3    64       ANGRY BEES (464)
 JACK HAMMER 4815              9   8  1    61       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 DREAM OF DAY 4750             6   1  0    58       RANDOM (391)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPLASH 4849                  16   9  0    57       RED DOG GANG (356)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866           9   4  1    56       ANGRY BEES (464)
-QORK ORKKIN 4698              5   2  0    53       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 BUZZ 4842                    10  17  0    47       ANGRY BEES (464)
 PUG 4857                     11   7  0    44       RED DOG GANG (356)
-SERRIS 4697                   6   4  0    44       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 BEE MINE 4861                 5  10  0    39       ANGRY BEES (464)
 HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         4   3  0    38       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872         4   5  1    32       LENPROS (145)
-CHELYE 4699                   3   3  0    29       RAGGED EDGE (454)
-IN YOUR PACE 3195             2   2  1    29       PACE'S WILD (321)
-LOST IN PACE 3196             4   0  0    27       PACE'S WILD (321)
-SULTRY WALK 4885              2   0  1    25       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WARG 4701                     6   4  0    22       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 WHITE THIGHS 4887             1   1  0    17       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-PACE GHOST 3193               3   1  0    12       PACE'S WILD (321)
-RED HOT 4748                  1   2  0    10       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 CAPTAIN CONWAY 4886           2   1  0     7       LENPROS (145)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CUP 4846                9 14 0 ANGRY BEES 464       JACK THE RIPPER 4817  643  NOT REVENGED
NO PANTS 4879           0  1 0 HER BEST ASSETS 461  HIGH ELF              647  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congrats to our own Lenpro, Herr Hagedorn, who surprisingly won the duelmaster Title.
-- Lenpro

Pat Sajak -- Does your enlistment of Pacemaker mean you are going to take over the
arena? -- Lenpro

Warg, warg!  after that, the archdiocese will have big roast pig for dinner! --
Archbishop Arndt

Chak Danielz -- Ze Hagedorn; he ve gut, yah? -- Herr Hagedorn

Pat Sajak -- Love those plungers, and love those wastes, too.  Must say it has been
too long since I have plunged, but far too recent that I have been wasted. -- Lenpro

Jack The Ripper -- I challenged way above my head, and it showed.  Kudos to my
better. -- Honorable Hafale

Stripe -- I like dogs.  Why hot dogs and cracker jacks are THE thing! -- Cracker
Jacks

White Thighs -- I had as much fun lookin' as I did fightin'.  I did! -- Captain
Conway

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye Forever! -- Lenpro

Herr Hagedorn -- I knew I shouldn't have cut you off from power hour!  You von of a
vich. -- Jack Daniels

Jorja -- You wrote me when I was locked up.  You don't know how much that means to
me.  Yeah, I might talk trash in the personals, but I have nothing but respect for
YOU!  It's strictly role plain', babe.  Are you okay? -- Pat Sajak

Random and Ragged Edge -- I know you guys are probably tourney teams, but it's nice
to see this arena actually be an "arena."  Your presence is most welcome. -- Pat
Sajak

Lenpro -- Man, once again, I've got to give you props.  No Dark Arenas and yet you
still stay on top.  Damn, I hate to fight you, but at the same time, love it so much!
Congrats, my friend! -- Pat Sajak

All -- In the great words of the Dirty Heads:  If alcohol is a god... I'm the
messenger. -- Jack Daniels
P.S.  Pat is drinking absinthe as he fills out his personals and listening to the
Dirty Heads, so if this gets crazy, you know why.

Pacemaker -- Woooo!  Dean... Koooontz!  Dude, when I did this weekend in jail, I
started reading "Seize the Night by... guess who... Dean.... Woooo!  Kooontz!
Thought about your crazy arse with every page turn! -- Pat Sajak
P.S.  Are you gonna spin, or buy a vowel?  Can't do both, homie.

Honorable Hafale -- What were you thinking?  That's as close to death without dying
that I've ever seen. -- JTR

Emerica -- Oh, a golem.  It's hard to get a good grip on a golem, they make my teeth
hurt.  Oh, well. -- Moondog

Cleavage -- I can top that!  THREE sets, humans are small-time in that department. --
Little Rosie

Etnies -- What are you doing here?  There are rangers out there in need of rescuing.
Go get 'em. -- Splash

Cracker Jack -- Sticks to my teeth. -- Stripe

Duchess Dobbin -- There was no need to KICK. -- Pug
P.S.  No, but what if I was?  Some horses are quite handsome.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NO PANTS was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HERR HAGEDORN vanquished ETNIES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
JACK THE RIPPER subdued MOONDOG in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
DUCHESS DOBBIN outwaited DREAM OF DAY in a slow 14 minute Challenge contest.
EMERICA overpowered STRIPE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MOPT was devastated by JACK KNIFE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JACK DANIELS devastated LITTLE ROSIE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CRACKER JACK handily defeated PUG in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SPLASH lost to QUEEN in a 1 minute expert's duel.
NOTA BUTTERFLY viciously subdued VISITING ORC in a 2 minute expert vs. beginner fight.
JACK HAMMER overpowered HONORABLE HAFALE in a 1 minute uneven match.
BUZZ beat ARCHBISHOP ARNDT in a 3 minute fight.
BEE MINE subdued VISITING ORC in a 2 minute master vs. amateur match.
WHITE THIGHS bested CAPTAIN CONWAY in a 1 minute novice's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         AIMED BLOW        11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  25 -  2      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  14 -  1      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  13 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  29 -  0      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  16 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 647 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HERR HAGEDORN 4852         12   7  0  120 LENPROS (145)
AIMED BLOW       JACK DANIELS 4813          11   6  0   97 ALL JACKED UP (463)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JACK THE RIPPER 4817       13   4  1   92 ALL JACKED UP (463)
STRIKING ATTACK  JACK KNIFE 4814             9   8  1   81 ALL JACKED UP (463)
SLASHING ATTACK  MOPT 4103                  13  12  0   69 RANDOM (391)
TOTAL PARRY      DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873         8   0  0   66 LENPROS (145)
BASHING ATTACK   JACK HAMMER 4815            9   8  1   61 ALL JACKED UP (463)
WALL OF STEEL    SPLASH 4849                16   9  0   57 RED DOG GANG (356)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUG 4857                   11   7  0   44 RED DOG GANG (356)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MOONDOG 4790.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JACK THE RIPPER 4817.  The ten other most popular fighters were NOTA BUTTERFLY 
4866, ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872, DREAM OF DAY 4750, EMERICA 4756, JACK DANIELS 4813, BEE 
MINE 4861, HERR HAGEDORN 4852, JACK KNIFE 4814, CRACKER JACK 4824, and QUEEN 4847.

The least popular fighter this week was DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HONORABLE HAFALE 4878, SPLASH 4849, PUG 4857, LITTLE ROSIE 
4834, MOPT 4103, STRIPE 4835, ETNIES 4758, CAPTAIN CONWAY 4886, JACK HAMMER 4815, and 
MOONDOG 4790.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MOONDOG (30-4790) RED DOG GANG (356)