DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/02/2011    Duedate: 03/15/2011

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-648

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HERR HAGEDORN
LENPROS (145)
(30-4852) [13-7-0,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HERR HAGEDORN                  LOST IN PACE
LENPROS (145)                  PACE'S WILD (321)
(30-4852) [13-7-0,132]         (30-3196) [5-0-1,35]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

STRIPE                         CLEAVAGE
RED DOG GANG (356)             HER BEST ASSETS (461)
(30-4835) [18-17-0,79]         (30-4838) [8-6-0,67]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LENPROS (145)               35
2. PACE'S WILD (321)           27      LENPROS (145)
3. RED DOG GANG (356)          22      Unchartered Team
4. RANDOM (391)                18
5. RAGGED EDGE (454)           12      PACE'S WILD (321)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1225 731 37 62.6   1/ 1 LENPROS (145)             9  6 0
 2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)       55  35  5 61.1   2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)       9  6 0
 3/ 3 RAGGED EDGE (454)         26  20  0 56.5   3/ 3 ANGRY BEES (464)          6  6 0
 4/ 4*PACE'S WILD (321)         12  10  2 54.5   4/ 6 RAGGED EDGE (454)         5  2 0
 5/ 5 RANDOM (391)              59  57  0 50.9   5/ 7*PACE'S WILD (321)         5  4 2
 6/ 6 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     49  49  5 50.0   6/ 4 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   4  1 0
 7/ 7 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   33  35  3 48.5   7/ 8 RANDOM (391)              3  3 0
 8/ 8 RED DOG GANG (356)       722 925 15 43.8   8/ 9 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     3  5 0
 9/ 9 ANGRY BEES (464)          54  80  6 40.3   9/ 5 RED DOG GANG (356)        3 12 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 332): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 666): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 665): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 650): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 653): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 649): SUE CHURZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 649): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 647): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 611): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 608): NPYD of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 599): SERPENTITO of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 494): LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 233): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 551): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 332): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 666): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 665): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 650): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 653): DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 649): THE MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 649): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 647): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 611): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 608): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 599): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 494): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 233): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 551): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 331): INDIOR LANDIS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 665): TIRLA DANCER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 664): BILL BITEMORE of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 649): LUGER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 651): EARTH QUAKE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 648): ALFREDA CREME of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 647): MOONDOG of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Somehow, Herr Hagedorn has lulled me into writing his DM Column for him again.
What he doesn't know is how much of a payroll deduction this will cost him.  I am,
after all, the boss.
     With that, perhaps you would be interested in what I currently have to work
with?  These are the statistics of the present Lenpros at birth:
ST-10,10,12,14,16
CN-5,6,9,10,19
SZ-5,7,10,10,18
WT-5,10,14,14,15
WL-16,17,18,21,21
SP-7,7,9,11,16
DF-5,11,12,14,16
making for an approximately average 12-10-10-12-18-10-12 warrior.  Hmmmm.  It is not
like I get a choice at those recruits the Commission sends, but I can assure you that
over time, this is a more reasonablegroup to work with than average.  High willed
warriors do have a certain extra value, you know?
     But enough of the team.  Herr Hagerdorn is on top with his second Duelmaster
title.  He welcomes your challenge.  He does try hard to be a true warrior, even if
he can't communicate it by words.
     May the gods be with you.
             Lenpro (for Herr Hagedorn DMII)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome IAYE.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have I 
fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Phhbltt!  Too much drinking 
and too little dodging gave RED DOG GANG a 2-3-0!  I got a good laugh out of it!  
What's with MOPT?  He actually beat ALL JACKED UP's JACK THE RIPPER, and walked away 
with 27 more points from the fight.  Major screwup at ALL JACKED UP.  JACK THE RIPPER 
lost 21 points to MOPT.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe JACK THE RIPPER will 
provide more easy wins...  See how the Duelmaster challenged ALL JACKED UP's JACK 
DANIELS?  That sort of initiative is how he got where he is now.  JACK DANIELS was 
reminded on the sands why HERR HAGEDORN is Duelmaster.  Advice to fighters with a 1 
will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was ANGRY BEES.  In my day, no team with a 53-77-6 would scare me 
off!  What's the problem, LENPROS?  How well I know the feeling of being the most 
challenged warrior, MOONDOG!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt 
you.  CAPTAIN CONWAY of LENPROS knows how to pick 'em.  She challenged LOST IN PACE 
of PACE'S WILD who is up by 20.  Now was this a wise move?  CAPTAIN CONWAY perhaps 
got hers just desserts, seeing as she was dealt death by LOST IN PACE and ended up 
with 8 recognition points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover 
stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  Are 
you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERR HAGEDORN 4852           13   7  0   132       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EMERICA 4756                  9   1  1   109       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-STINGER 4098                  9  11  0   104       RANDOM (391)
 JACK KNIFE 4814              10   8  1   100       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 MOPT 4103                    14  12  0    96       RANDOM (391)
 ETNIES 4758                   7   7  0    96       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK DANIELS 4813            11   7  0    90       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 STRIPE 4835                  18  17  0    79       RED DOG GANG (356)
-GADGET 4528                  10  10  1    78       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873           9   0  0    75       LENPROS (145)
 LITTLE ROSIE 4834            18  19  1    74       RED DOG GANG (356)
 SPLASH 4849                  17   9  0    71       RED DOG GANG (356)
 JACK THE RIPPER 4817         13   5  1    71       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 CLEAVAGE 4838                 8   6  0    67       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK HAMMER 4815             10   8  1    66       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 CRACKER JACK 4824             9   6  2    66       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUZZ 4842                    11  17  0    59       ANGRY BEES (464)
 HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         5   3  0    59       LENPROS (145)
 QUEEN 4847                   11  15  3    58       ANGRY BEES (464)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHELYE 4699                   4   3  0    52       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 DREAM OF DAY 4750             6   2  0    49       RANDOM (391)
 SERRIS 4697                   7   4  0    46       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 PUG 4857                     11   8  0    41       RED DOG GANG (356)
 NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866           9   5  1    37       ANGRY BEES (464)
 BEE MINE 4861                 5  11  0    36       ANGRY BEES (464)
 QORK ORKKIN 4698              5   3  0    36       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 LOST IN PACE 3196             5   0  1    35       PACE'S WILD (321)
 SULTRY WALK 4885              3   0  1    35       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IN YOUR PACE 3195             2   3  1    30       PACE'S WILD (321)
 WARG 4701                     7   4  0    26       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872         4   6  1    24       LENPROS (145)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHITE THIGHS 4887             1   2  0    17       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 PACE GHOST 3193               4   1  0    16       PACE'S WILD (321)
 PACESON VORLEES 4891          1   0  0    13       PACE'S WILD (321)
-RED HOT 4748                  1   2  0    10       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 TOOTH PACE 4890               0   1  0     1       PACE'S WILD (321)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAPTAIN CONWAY 4886     2  2 0 LENPROS 145          LOST IN PACE 3196     648   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hey, hey, hey!  Kudos to  Lord Protector Moondog. -- All The Lenpros

Pat Sajak -- What a nice thing to say.  Thanks.  Allow me to reciprocate by telling
you how much I covet that fine 68 point round you just had.  Yu da man! -- Lenpro

White Thighs -- I did not have nearly as much fun this time.  I like it better when I
am the one in control. -- Captain Conway

Buzz -- You were more like a hornet and I was the sugar.  Perhaps I have not been
doing enough penance? -- Archbishop Arndt

Jack Hammer -- You are, indeed.  And I feel it.  Still.  Got a couple of aspirin? --
Honorable Hafale

Dream Of Day -- Well, it had to be that way.  One of us had to collect a first "L."
Thank you for understanding what royalty is all about.  (wink) -- Duchess Dobbin

Etnies -- If I can interpret Hagerdorn right, he said something like "glad you were
there." -- Lenpro

While I am at it, I must congratulate my own Herr Hagerdorn.  I can truthfully say
his winning of two titles has far exceeded my expectations of him. -- Lenpro

Hey, Paces!  Where'd you come from?  Welcome to lovely Iaye.  Glad to see you here.
-- Lenpro (feeling a little frisky in his old age)

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro

Lenpro -- Looks like i'm takin over all by myself.  The only reason I brought
Pacemaker back is to make this an actual arena.  As far as the Jack's bein down; I'c
hardly say that a 5-0 turn, 68 pts, on the move, .2 behind your career record and top
team is hardly bein Jacked Down.  Yeah, you're on your heels and it says so in the
spy report, you'll never see me avoidng anyone.  Please, I invite you to bring your
Consortium baddies, let's make this fun, the more people in here the better. -- Pat
Sajak

All -- I can't believe none of you welcomed the Pacemaker, where's your honorable
manners? -- Pat Sajak

     We put 'em in the laundry to be cleaned up?

Lenpro -- I belong to no faction.  I am just a dude who loves and is a quick learner
of this game.  I assure you that I will challenge Pacemaker, and he I, just as I
would you or anyone.  He is my friend and it's nice to have someone to have a good
time with and fill theese out.  I'd like to see Iaye as big as it used to be, that'a
my intentions.  You helped me along the way, I don't forget that. -- Pat Sajak

Pacemaker -- Taking over?  Really?  They need to just not PANIC and be MR NICE GUYS!
-- Pat Sajak
P.S.  He he he.

Moon Dog -- Good to see ya go, ol' boy.  I'm tired of playin fetch with ya. -- Pat
Sajak

All -- I missed last turn, but I'm back.

Pat Sajak -- Dean Wooooo Koontz.  What is this about trying to take over the arena?
I haven't played in fifteen years and I don't need to try and take anything over.
Just here to fight, you cracker -- Jack.

Welcome to Pacemaker.  Please, write personals!  That's at LEAST half the fun. --
Jorja

Cracker Jacks -- (snarl)  Give ME that hotdog! -- Stripe

Pat Sajak -- You'll have me blushing next.  I try to do that (write) when someone
writes to ME, but I'm an unreliable paper-mail correspondent.  Good thing you got me
on a "DO it" day. -- Jorja
P.S.  I'm fine, though short of sleep.  Whatever I had over the winter seems through
with me.
P.P.S.  If your budget stretches to another arena, you might want to consider
Telorinthe (dm 83), the slow no-tourney arena.  We're trying to turn it into a role-
playing arena.

Jack the Ripper -- Under the circumstances, I don't even CARE about losing. --
Moondog, feeling like a new moon.
P.S.  Warhammer, mod/mod?  That's just strange.

Emerica -- That was boring.  I was never a big fan of the "Great Outdoors."  I'm a
house dog. -- Stripe

Jack Daniels -- I do NOT understand how humans can actually DRINK that stuff. --
Little Rosie

Cracker Jack -- This must be our turn to be lo-jacked.  At least, we're low, and the
Jacks are high.  Damn. -- Pug

Queen -- You're pushy.  And pushing it. -- Splash

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HERR HAGEDORN devastated JACK DANIELS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
JACK KNIFE vanquished MOONDOG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
DUCHESS DOBBIN luckily beat CLEAVAGE in a action packed 8 minute Challenge fight.
HONORABLE HAFALE devastated QORK ORKKIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SULTRY WALK bested ARCHBISHOP ARNDT in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
WHITE THIGHS was unbelievably bested by WARG in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
CAPTAIN CONWAY was easily killed by LOST IN PACE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
JACK THE RIPPER was vanquished by MOPT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CRACKER JACK lost to STRIPE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
LITTLE ROSIE was vanquished by ETNIES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DREAM OF DAY was overpowered by SPLASH in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
QUEEN was overpowered by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JACK HAMMER devastated BEE MINE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SERRIS subdued IN YOUR PACE in a 2 minute master vs. novice match.
PUG was handily defeated by BUZZ in a 3 minute one-sided conflict.
NOTA BUTTERFLY lost to CHELYE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
PACE GHOST won victory over FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 2 minute novice's fray.
TOOTH PACE was devastated by FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PACESON VORLEES overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   8 -  0      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  29 -  2      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  14 -  1      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  15 -  2      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  30 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  16 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 648 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  3                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HERR HAGEDORN 4852         13   7  0  132 LENPROS (145)
STRIKING ATTACK  JACK KNIFE 4814            10   8  1  100 ALL JACKED UP (463)
SLASHING ATTACK  MOPT 4103                  14  12  0   96 RANDOM (391)
AIMED BLOW       JACK DANIELS 4813          11   7  0   90 ALL JACKED UP (463)
TOTAL PARRY      DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873         9   0  0   75 LENPROS (145)
WALL OF STEEL    SPLASH 4849                17   9  0   71 RED DOG GANG (356)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JACK THE RIPPER 4817       13   5  1   71 ALL JACKED UP (463)
BASHING ATTACK   JACK HAMMER 4815           10   8  1   66 ALL JACKED UP (463)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUG 4857                   11   8  0   41 RED DOG GANG (356)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STRIPE 4835.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
CLEAVAGE 4838.  The ten other most popular fighters were WHITE THIGHS 4887, BUZZ 
4842, SULTRY WALK 4885, IN YOUR PACE 3195, HONORABLE HAFALE 4878, STRIPE 4835, JACK 
HAMMER 4815, CHELYE 4699, PACE GHOST 3193, and HERR HAGEDORN 4852.

The least popular fighter this week was TOOTH PACE 4890.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BEE MINE 4861, QUEEN 4847, DREAM OF DAY 4750, LITTLE ROSIE 4834, JACK 
THE RIPPER 4817, CAPTAIN CONWAY 4886, WARG 4701, DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873, JACK DANIELS 
4813, and NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MOONDOG (30-4790) RED DOG GANG (356)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                      JAVA THE HUTT (11-7084) COFFEE WARS  (608)  
                       ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) ROYAL FLUSH  (48)  
                     PUSSY GALORE (82-9062) ROYAL FELINES  (1334)  
                  IMMACULATE (82-35293) SUPERIOR FORCES 4503  (5814)
                     FAT PANTS (82-39862) HAPPY HOLIDAYS  (6631) 
                    TROUE BIDE (82-46080) SACS DE SABLE 3  (7727) 
                     MAD MAX (82-56014) THE WILLBURYS 77  (9435) 
                        CALEB (84-2901) OF WOLF & MAN 5  (573)  

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes