DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/16/2011    Duedate: 03/29/2011

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-649

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HERR HAGEDORN
LENPROS (145)
(30-4852) [14-7-0,143]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HERR HAGEDORN                  POSITION IS EMPTY
LENPROS (145)                  
(30-4852) [14-7-0,143]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

STRIPE                         ETNIES
RED DOG GANG (356)             RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
(30-4835) [19-17-0,91]         (30-4758) [8-7-0,104]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ALL JACKED UP (463)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HER BEST ASSETS (461)       40
2. RED DOG GANG (356)          25      LENPROS (145)
3. ANGRY BEES (464)            22      Unchartered Team
4. RANDOM (391)                20
5. RESCUE RANGERS II (385)      8       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1226 733 37 62.6   1/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)       9  6 0
 2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)       57  38  5 60.0   2/ 3 ANGRY BEES (464)          6  6 0
 3- 3 RAGGED EDGE (454)         26  20  0 56.5   3/ 1 LENPROS (145)             6  7 0
 4- 4*PACE'S WILD (321)         12  10  2 54.5   4/ 8 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     5  4 0
 5/ 5 RANDOM (391)              61  57  0 51.7   5/ 9 RED DOG GANG (356)        4 10 0
 6/ 6 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     52  50  5 51.0   6/ 6 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   3  1 0
 7/ 7 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   34  35  3 49.3   7- 4 RAGGED EDGE (454)         3  1 0
 8/ 8 RED DOG GANG (356)       724 927 15 43.9   8- 5*PACE'S WILD (321)         3  2 1
 9/ 9 ANGRY BEES (464)          55  83  6 39.9   9/ 7 RANDOM (391)              3  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 332): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 667): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 666): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 651): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 654): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 650): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 650): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 648): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 612): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 609): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 600): SERPENTITO of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 485): LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 552): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 332): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 667): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 666): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 651): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 654): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 650): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 650): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 648): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 612): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 609): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 600): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 495): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 552): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 331): INDIOR LANDIS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 647): MOONDOG of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

           Translated by a Hagedorn personal assistant)

     I want him!  I want to go kill him.  A bloodfeud!  I can kill him, and I WILL
get revenge!  I will!
     What?  Lenpro says "no"?  It is not the Lenpro way?  I am too high up and too
experienced?  It won't meet "Health. Humility. Honor."  What is this!?
     I lose. The boss says no and it is no.  I am devastated!  I will probably lose
my next fight.
     But I have to win!  I only need that 14th now to get out of here.  To get off
this namby-pamby outfit.  What?  I signed up for this?  I didn't; heck, I COULDN'T
read that sign up document.  I shoulda.
     I don't care.  I'm gonna kill SOMEBODY.  Where is it.  Where's my chance.
Ahhhhh, WHEEL ..... OF ..... FORTUNE ....... I'm coming.
             Herr Hagedorn DMII

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail IAYE!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  It seems the training can make the difference, as LENPROS is pushed out of 
top team by ALL JACKED UP, who came from 2nd with a 2-3-0 this turn.  HER BEST ASSETS 
stable has parlayed this turn's 3-1-0 into a 4 space move up the rankings.  This 
brings them up to 4th place.  Good work, guys!  And let's see, QUEEN fought JACK 
DANIELS and gained 28 points and contributed to ANGRY BEES' 1-3-0.  JACK DANIELS has 
lost to QUEEN, falling 26 points, while helping make ALL JACKED UP a 2-3-0 turn.  
Well done, IAYE, the Duelmaster was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Perhaps 
HERR HAGEDORN is not as thrilled, being challenged 4 times.  JACK KNIFE challenged 
for the Duelmastership this turn, attempting to dethrone LENPROS' warrior.  The 
attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and HERR HAGEDORN remains IAYE's top 
warrior for another turn.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, 
cramped under the table at The Rat Nest?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  ALL JACKED UP has cause to stand tall, as 
they were IAYE's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  
And avoiding ALL JACKED UP more than any other team we find LENPROS.  IAYE, are we 
going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  In a fit of brilliance or of 
stupidity (hard to say sometimes), CLEAVAGE challenged MOPT today, facing a 29 
difference in recognition.  But when the dust settled, CLEAVAGE had lost to MOPT, and 
HER BEST ASSETS left CLEAVAGE doing chores when they went to the tavern.  Better luck 
next time.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  Is it really true that IAYE has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, IAYE, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in IAYE and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERR HAGEDORN 4852           14   7  0   143       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EMERICA 4756                  9   1  1   109       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-STINGER 4098                  9  11  0   104       RANDOM (391)
 ETNIES 4758                   8   7  0   104       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 MOPT 4103                    15  12  0   100       RANDOM (391)
 JACK KNIFE 4814              10   9  1    92       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 STRIPE 4835                  19  17  0    91       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEEN 4847                   12  15  3    86       ANGRY BEES (464)
 SPLASH 4849                  18   9  0    82       RED DOG GANG (356)
-GADGET 4528                  10  10  1    78       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 LITTLE ROSIE 4834            18  20  1    75       RED DOG GANG (356)
 DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873           9   1  0    75       LENPROS (145)
 JACK HAMMER 4815             11   8  1    69       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 CRACKER JACK 4824            10   6  2    68       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLEAVAGE 4838                 8   7  0    65       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 DREAM OF DAY 4750             7   2  0    65       RANDOM (391)
 JACK THE RIPPER 4817         13   6  1    64       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 JACK DANIELS 4813            11   8  0    64       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         5   3  0    59       LENPROS (145)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHELYE 4699                   4   3  0    52       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 BUZZ 4842                    11  18  0    51       ANGRY BEES (464)
 SULTRY WALK 4885              4   0  1    50       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-SERRIS 4697                   7   4  0    46       RAGGED EDGE (454)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUG 4857                     11   9  0    42       RED DOG GANG (356)
 NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866           9   6  1    40       ANGRY BEES (464)
-QORK ORKKIN 4698              5   3  0    36       RAGGED EDGE (454)
-LOST IN PACE 3196             5   0  1    35       PACE'S WILD (321)
 BEE MINE 4861                 5  12  0    35       ANGRY BEES (464)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHITE THIGHS 4887             2   2  0    31       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-IN YOUR PACE 3195             2   3  1    30       PACE'S WILD (321)
-WARG 4701                     7   4  0    26       RAGGED EDGE (454)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872         4   7  1    20       LENPROS (145)
-PACE GHOST 3193               4   1  0    16       PACE'S WILD (321)
-PACESON VORLEES 4891          1   0  0    13       PACE'S WILD (321)
 CUTENESS 4892                 1   0  0    13       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-RED HOT 4748                  1   2  0    10       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-TOOTH PACE 4890               0   1  0     1       PACE'S WILD (321)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAPTAIN CONWAY 4886     2  2 0 LENPROS 145          LOST IN PACE 3196     648   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Yah, Chak!  Ve drink to zis Hagedorn vin? -- Herr Hagedorn, Duelmaster

Jack Daniels -- I believe that Herr Hagedorn is asking you to go out and have a drink
(probably schnapps) with him. I have a feeling that the next time you two fight, he
will not have it his way. -- Lenpro

Cleavage -- I was merely trying to cover up a few gaps in your visual synopsis.  You
look better to me now. -- Duchess Dobbin

Qork Orkkin -- You are one tough cookie to catch.  Somehow I got in that one lucky
blow. -- Honorable Hafale

Sultry Walk -- I am glad you challenged, but I did not expect you to lull me in with
those moves.  So, er, ah, sultry.  I am supposed to be impervious to that.  I guess I
need more prayer, penance, and practice.  A salute to your, uh, skill. -- Archbishop
Arndt

Lost In Pace -- Well, I guess Captain Conway shouldn't have challenged you.  Now he
is dead, and it wasn't really even close.  I would like to be able to express my
anger for your thoughtless kill and for your depriving me of a fine 21-Wit warrior.
But since neither is the case, I will merely congratulate you on your fine fight and
state that any loss of a Lenpro is sad and hurtful.  IF there is a bloodfeud, it
would not be repeated were his teammate to defeat you. -- Lenpro

For those interested, Captain Conway was a 17(+1)-6-10-11(+1)-21-16-6(+1) mode
basher.  May he fight well in That Great Arena In The Sky. -- Lenpro

Pat Sajack -- I sense you construed certain comments I made as negative.  Perhaps I
should pontificate.  I am pleased you are here in Iaye.  I am pleased to see that you
would/could recruit additional stables for our fine arena.  Good for you, and good
for Iaye.  I treasure the competition of all types--friend, foe, ally, or neutral.
We Lenpros, and the mostly Andorian Consortium, consider all teams in an arena to be
competitive friends.  Each team should be competing to be the very best.  We consider
that an honorable endeavor.  As to bringing Consortium friends here, we rather enjoy
the loneliness, but if you want to compete in an arena full of Consortiumites,
Kennelworth would welcome you to Aruak City.  (DM11)  Meanwhile, let's all enjoy the

competition.  Good luck to you, to Pacemaker, and to all teams here in Iaye.  Health.
Humility.  Honor. -- Lenpro
P.S.  You will note that in the last newsletter, we Lenpros DID welcome Pacemaker.

A comment to all -- While I/we did plug arena 11 above, we echo what Jorja reported
last time.  Arena 83 (Telorinthe) is a slow arena that we are trying to develop into
a talking, writing, roleplaying arena.  (Along with fighting, too!)  If you can, join
in and help us grow there. You will find "Coach" and his "Oldies" a very friendly,
though very competitive, fellow. -- Lenpro (for The Consortium)

Herr Hagedorn -- You say you accept all challenges.  Then why does Lenpro avoid so
much? -- Jack the Ripper

Jorja -- Yes, I did write to you, but YOU gave me your address.  When is the next
East Coast face and where?  I won't make you blush til I meet ya! -- Pat Sajak
P.S.  I live in the mountains of Virginia on the West Virginia border.  It's hard to
find girls who have the same interests as me here "in the sticks."

Paceson Vorhees -- No hockey in Iaye, time to take off the mask, bro.  I love that
name, I laugh everytime I see it.  I wish they spelled it right, though.  Maybe
they'll change it for you. -- Pat Sajak
P.S.  It would rock if you could use a machette.

Jorja -- I'd love to get in on a roleplaying arena.  Are you assigned a certain type
storyline?  A premade city?  Or do we make whatever up ourselves?  Let me know what's
up. -- Pat Sajak

     My understanding is that Telorinthe is to be a "roll your own" arena with regard
     to stories.  Write what you want, and as long as it's reasonably clean, it's in.
     -- the Editor

Her Best Assets -- You should get a warrior with lies so you'll start talking. -- Pat
Sajak

All -- Set Me Off, I'm like a rocket that can never get high enough.  Take my chances
with another Long Island Iced Tea.  Set Me Off, straight or on the rocks, don't
matter much to meeee... -- Jack Daniels

All the Lenpros -- Thank you.  I lick your face in appreciation. -- Moondog

Jack Knife -- I don't really like people who play with sharp things.  Except teeth
and claws.  Those are natural. -- Moondog
P.S.  Organic!
P.P.S.  We aren't going to have a new dog today, it'll take Jorja some time to find
one as good as me.  And some SLEEP.  What is it with you humans, always trying to get
by on too little sleep?  Dogs know better.

Cracker Jack -- People must not like you, if they call me most popular for LOSING to
you.  I'd've done better if you hadn't thrown those peanut things into the water.
They don't float well. -- Stripe

Etnies -- You should probably be a Dog.  I bet you could get a race change. -- Little
Rosie

Dream of Day -- It?  You're an IT?  I didn't do it!  Must've been a cat. -- Splash

Buzz -- Daow by dose is all swelled ub! -- Pug

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JACK KNIFE was devastated by HERR HAGEDORN in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
CLEAVAGE was vanquished by MOPT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
DREAM OF DAY demolished BUZZ in a 2 minute bloody uneven Challenge fight.
WHITE THIGHS devastated ARCHBISHOP ARNDT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ETNIES savagely defeated DUCHESS DOBBIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
LITTLE ROSIE was narrowly defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
JACK THE RIPPER was overpowered by STRIPE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
JACK DANIELS was vanquished by QUEEN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SPLASH defeated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute expert's duel.
JACK HAMMER overpowered BEE MINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CRACKER JACK overcame NOTA BUTTERFLY in a popular 1 minute bout.
PUG was demolished by SULTRY WALK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CUTENESS handily defeated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         AIMED BLOW        11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    45 -  29 -  2      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  14 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  17 -  2      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  29 -  1      41  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  16 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 649 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HERR HAGEDORN 4852         14   7  0  143 LENPROS (145)
AIMED BLOW       ETNIES 4758                 8   7  0  104 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
SLASHING ATTACK  MOPT 4103                  15  12  0  100 RANDOM (391)
STRIKING ATTACK  JACK KNIFE 4814            10   9  1   92 ALL JACKED UP (463)
WALL OF STEEL    SPLASH 4849                18   9  0   82 RED DOG GANG (356)
TOTAL PARRY      DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873         9   1  0   75 LENPROS (145)
BASHING ATTACK   JACK HAMMER 4815           11   8  1   69 ALL JACKED UP (463)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DREAM OF DAY 4750           7   2  0   65 RANDOM (391)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUG 4857                   11   9  0   42 RED DOG GANG (356)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STRIPE 4835.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ETNIES 4758.  The ten other most popular fighters were DREAM OF DAY 4750, CRACKER 
JACK 4824, SPLASH 4849, JACK HAMMER 4815, MOPT 4103, WHITE THIGHS 4887, LITTLE ROSIE 
4834, STRIPE 4835, QUEEN 4847, and SULTRY WALK 4885.

The least popular fighter this week was PUG 4857.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BEE MINE 4861, JACK DANIELS 4813, JACK THE RIPPER 4817, ARCHBISHOP 
ARNDT 4872, BUZZ 4842, CLEAVAGE 4838, JACK KNIFE 4814, CUTENESS 4892, NOTA BUTTERFLY 
4866, and DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

HERR HAGEDORN (30-4852) LENPROS (145)