DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/30/2011    Duedate: 04/12/2011

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-650

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ETNIES
RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
(30-4758) [9-7-0,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ETNIES                         POSITION IS EMPTY
RESCUE RANGERS II (385)        
(30-4758) [9-7-0,119]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

STRIPE                         LITTLE ROSIE
RED DOG GANG (356)             RED DOG GANG (356)
(30-4835) [19-18-0,75]         (30-4834) [18-21-1,76]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ALL JACKED UP (463)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ALL JACKED UP (463)         21
2. PACE'S WILD (321)           21      LENPROS (145)
3. RESCUE RANGERS II (385)     15      Unchartered Team
4. RANDOM (391)                 9
5. ANGRY BEES (464)             7      PACE'S WILD (321)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1228 734 37 62.6   1/ 1 ALL JACKED UP (463)       7  8 0
 2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)       60  40  5 60.0   2/ 8*PACE'S WILD (321)         6  4 2
 3- 3 RAGGED EDGE (454)         26  20  0 56.5   3/ 3 LENPROS (145)             6  5 0
 4/ 4*PACE'S WILD (321)         15  12  3 55.6   4/ 9 RANDOM (391)              5  1 0
 5/ 5 RANDOM (391)              63  57  0 52.5   5/ 5 RED DOG GANG (356)        5  9 0
 6- 6 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     52  50  5 51.0   6- 4 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     4  3 0
 7/ 7 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   35  35  3 50.0   7/ 2 ANGRY BEES (464)          4  8 0
 8/ 8 RED DOG GANG (356)       725 931 15 43.8   8/ 6 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   3  0 0
 9/ 9 ANGRY BEES (464)          57  85  6 40.1   9- 7 RAGGED EDGE (454)         3  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 668): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 655): MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 651): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 613): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 610): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 601): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 553): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): Z GLADIATORS (The Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 668): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 655): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 651): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 613): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 610): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 601): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 553): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): BROWN BEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
                             LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             EBAN STRANGER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Zis varrior ve writing own.  Yah!  Zis Hagerdorn ve Lord protector.  Yah.  Zis
ve ze Hag:
15(+1)-10(+1)-7-15-21-7-11 bonused Init, Attack, Parry
Good damage, great endu after the bumps
skill learn rate 1.87
5-44-0 with SS; 7-45-9 with LO
estimated faves: LO, hi/hi, learns decise
     Zis ve time retire, Yah.
           Herr Hagedorn DMIV

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of IAYE!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes, 
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  There were bitter words at ANGRY BEES' 
guildhouse after a 2-2-0 showing this week which dropped the stable into 7th.  Dark 
Arena anyone?  Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner!  Witness 
how this week PACE'S WILD went 3-2-1 to move up 6 in the rankings.  JACK HAMMER 
caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested STRIPE 
and was awarded 22 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, 
JACK HAMMER put down STRIPE, causing him to lose 16 points of recognition in the 
process.  Unwilling to wait upon the will of others, Duelmaster HERR HAGEDORN 
challenged ETNIES last week in a match to decide the fate of the throne.  The city 
has turned out in honor of ETNIES, for with its arena victory it may now lay claim to 
the highest position in the city!  Informants "close" to the city champion have told 
me that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor.  Watch out!   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In IAYE "art" is a word that has long 
since passed from the language!  My inside sources tell me that the team to beat in 
IAYE these days is ALL JACKED UP.  At least, most blades in town are looking to avoid 
them.  Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent the 
better part of last week avoiding ALL JACKED UP.  Indeed it was LENPROS.  Mighty 
fighters cannot but expect competition from those below.  ETNIES take warning!  You 
have more than a few enemies in IAYE.   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the 
miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in IAYE.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a 
far off city calling to me.  I must away!  Till next we meet remember - the pen is 
mightier than the sword, but a maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ETNIES 4758                   9   7  0   119       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EMERICA 4756                  9   1  1   109       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 MOPT 4103                    16  12  0   107       RANDOM (391)
-STINGER 4098                  9  11  0   104       RANDOM (391)
 JACK KNIFE 4814              11   9  1   100       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 JACK HAMMER 4815             12   8  1    91       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPLASH 4849                  18  10  0    81       RED DOG GANG (356)
 QUEEN 4847                   12  16  3    81       ANGRY BEES (464)
 DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873          10   1  0    81       LENPROS (145)
 CRACKER JACK 4824            11   6  2    80       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-GADGET 4528                  10  10  1    78       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 LITTLE ROSIE 4834            18  21  1    76       RED DOG GANG (356)
 STRIPE 4835                  19  18  0    75       RED DOG GANG (356)
 HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         6   3  0    70       LENPROS (145)
 DREAM OF DAY 4750             8   2  0    67       RANDOM (391)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLEAVAGE 4838                 8   7  0    65       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 PUG 4857                     12   9  0    63       RED DOG GANG (356)
 JACK DANIELS 4813            11   9  0    57       ALL JACKED UP (463)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUZZ 4842                    11  19  0    52       ANGRY BEES (464)
-CHELYE 4699                   4   3  0    52       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 JACK THE RIPPER 4817         13   7  1    50       ALL JACKED UP (463)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SULTRY WALK 4885              4   0  1    50       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-SERRIS 4697                   7   4  0    46       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866          10   6  1    43       ANGRY BEES (464)
 BEE MINE 4861                 6  12  0    43       ANGRY BEES (464)
-QORK ORKKIN 4698              5   3  0    36       RAGGED EDGE (454)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHITE THIGHS 4887             2   2  0    31       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 LOST IN PACE 3196             5   1  1    30       PACE'S WILD (321)
 IN YOUR PACE 3195             2   4  1    30       PACE'S WILD (321)
-WARG 4701                     7   4  0    26       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 PACE GHOST 3193               5   1  1    24       PACE'S WILD (321)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PACESON VORHEES 4891          2   0  0    21       PACE'S WILD (321)
-ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872         4   7  1    20       LENPROS (145)
-CUTENESS 4892                 1   0  0    13       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 TOOTH PACE 4890               1   1  0    11       PACE'S WILD (321)
-RED HOT 4748                  1   2  0    10       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 RED EARS 4899                 0   1  0     1       RED DOG GANG (356)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHIFTYEYED VOLUN        0  0 0                      PACE GHOST 3193       650  NONE
CAPTAIN CONWAY 4886     2  2 0 LENPROS 145          LOST IN PACE 3196     648   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Etnies -- You bully!  You took advantage of me, you curr! -- Duchess Dobbin (throwing
a hissy fit)

     You can throw it if you must, but don't leave it lying around on the floor.

Jack Knife -- Your time will come, pal.  Your time will come. -- Herr Hagedorn
(interpreted)

White Thighs -- I couldn't take my eyes off of you, and the gods have punished me for
the lusty thoughts. -- Archbishop Arndt (heading to confession and penance)

Pat Sajack -- Are you trying to enlist Jorja as your next Vanna White?  We give the
partnership our vote. -- The Lenpros

Jack The Ripper -- Sure, come and get us.  We always challenge (as long as it is up)
and we always avoid. -- Lenpro

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro

Jorja -- I live about 20 miles away form Pat Sajak.  Where are you from? -- Pacemaker

Lenpros -- I appreciate the welcome to Iaye, but why did you challenge me with a
clown?  I'm just learning this game so why are you getting so upset?  Oh well, I
guess you're going to bloodfeud me.  Oh well... good! -- Pacemaker

Pat Sajak -- Get ready, set, go. -- Pacemaker

Lenpro -- Let me get this straight.  You're upset at losing a 10 wt 5 df guy who you
made a stupid challenge with?  Then you say you're going to come after me when I had
absolutely nothing to do with it?  Okay. -- Pat Sajak

Herr Hagedorn -- Schnapps... I bet Peach even!  You Pansy!  If you're going to go out

drinkin' with me, I got a mason jar full of liquid fire.  I'll show you how it's done
in the South, son.  Are you kidding me?  Schnapps, lol. -- Jack Daniels
P.S.  I might even introduce you to the Green Fairy.

Pacemaker -- You're supposed to get in on the free fights dude!  You got it
backwards.  I hope Lenpro does bloodfued you with anyone of his stable, if he's not
careful, he might just lose them all.  Lost in Pace is one mab mamma jamma! -- Pat
Sajak

Lenpro -- I just can't get over Conway's numbers.  They're poo!  Lost in Pace did you
a favor.  Looking at those stats makes me realize just how much I do know about this
game. -- Pat Sajak

Pat Sajack -- I don't know when the next East Coast Face to Face is, lost track of
that.  But I won't be there.  These days, unless a Face to Face is held in Kansas
City, Columbus, MO, or St Louis, it's out of reach.  Maybe Des Moines, though I don't
*think* there's ever been one in Iowa. -- Jorja
P.S.  Been a while since anyone called me a "girl."  These days, we reserve it for my
granddaughter.
P.P.S.  As regards Telorinthe, yes, you have a free hand to write what you want,
within broad limits.

Our congratulations to Herr Hagedorn. -- Jorja and the Red Dog Gang

That... DOG KICKER!  Kung-Fu Master, huh.  Next time, I'm going for the throat. --
Little Rosie

Jack the Ripper -- Usually, humans are so unperceptive.  But this time, I defeated
you and the fans went wild!  They know a good piece of work when they see it. --
Stripe

Why do women wear perfume?  The Virginal Concubine smelled like... a civet cat,
maybe.  Not good, anyway. -- Splash

Sultry Walk -- It's too confusing.  Your feet were going one way, and your hips were
going two other ways, and I just couldn't get lined up right. -- Pug
P.S.  Why did that make the fans mad?

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HERR HAGEDORN was devastated by ETNIES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
DUCHESS DOBBIN unbelievably bested LITTLE ROSIE in a 4 minute Challenge battle.
HONORABLE HAFALE defeated JACK DANIELS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge duel.
IN YOUR PACE was bested by NOTA BUTTERFLY in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
MOPT demolished QUEEN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
STRIPE was overpowered by JACK HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JACK KNIFE bested SPLASH in a popular 1 minute competition.
CRACKER JACK handily defeated NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DREAM OF DAY viciously subdued BUZZ in a 5 minute gory duel.
JACK THE RIPPER slimly lost to PUG in a 2 minute duel.
LOST IN PACE was defeated by BEE MINE in a 1 minute fight.
PACE GHOST executed SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PACESON VORHEES overpowered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TOOTH PACE devastated RED EARS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    45 -  29 -  2      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  18 -  3      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  14 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  28 -  1      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  15 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 650 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ETNIES 4758                 9   7  0  119 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
SLASHING ATTACK  MOPT 4103                  16  12  0  107 RANDOM (391)
STRIKING ATTACK  JACK KNIFE 4814            11   9  1  100 ALL JACKED UP (463)
BASHING ATTACK   JACK HAMMER 4815           12   8  1   91 ALL JACKED UP (463)
WALL OF STEEL    SPLASH 4849                18  10  0   81 RED DOG GANG (356)
TOTAL PARRY      DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873        10   1  0   81 LENPROS (145)
LUNGING ATTACK   CRACKER JACK 4824          11   6  2   80 ALL JACKED UP (463)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DREAM OF DAY 4750           8   2  0   67 RANDOM (391)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUG 4857                   12   9  0   63 RED DOG GANG (356)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STRIPE 4835.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
LITTLE ROSIE 4834.  The ten other most popular fighters were HONORABLE HAFALE 4878, 
DREAM OF DAY 4750, JACK THE RIPPER 4817, ETNIES 4758, DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873, IN YOUR 
PACE 3195, NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866, MOPT 4103, JACK KNIFE 4814, and CRACKER JACK 4824.

The least popular fighter this week was RED EARS 4899.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BUZZ 4842, STRIPE 4835, PACESON VORHEES 4891, PACE GHOST 3193, LOST IN 
PACE 3196, SPLASH 4849, QUEEN 4847, TOOTH PACE 4890, BEE MINE 4861, and JACK HAMMER 
4815.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MOPT (30-4103) RANDOM (391)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

HERR HAGEDORN (30-4852) LENPROS (145)