DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/13/2011    Duedate: 04/26/2011

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-651

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

QUEEN
ANGRY BEES (464)
(30-4847) [13-16-4,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

QUEEN                          POSITION IS EMPTY
ANGRY BEES (464)               
(30-4847) [13-16-4,111]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LITTLE ROSIE                   BEE MINE
RED DOG GANG (356)             ANGRY BEES (464)
(30-4834) [19-21-1,94]         (30-4861) [7-12-0,53]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LENPROS (145)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ANGRY BEES (464)            49
2. RED DOG GANG (356)          37      LENPROS (145)
3. LENPROS (145)               32      Unchartered Team
4. RESCUE RANGERS II (385)      0
5. RANDOM (391)                 0      PIXAR'S ARMY (429)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1231 734 37 62.6   1/ 3 LENPROS (145)             6  3 0
 2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)       61  44  5 58.1   2/ 7 ANGRY BEES (464)          6  6 1
 3- 4*PACE'S WILD (321)         15  12  3 55.6   3/ 5 RED DOG GANG (356)        6  8 0
 4- 5 RANDOM (391)              63  57  0 52.5   4/ 1 ALL JACKED UP (463)       6  9 0
 5- 6 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     52  50  5 51.0   5- 4 RANDOM (391)              4  0 0
 6- 7 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   35  35  3 50.0   6- 6 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     3  1 0
 7/ 8 RED DOG GANG (356)       728 933 15 43.8   7- 2*PACE'S WILD (321)         3  2 1
 8/ 9 ANGRY BEES (464)          60  86  7 41.1   8- 8 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 668): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 653): HEN OF DEATH of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 656): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 652): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 652): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): ETNIES of RESCUE RANGERS II (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 614): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 602): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BUD BOLLARD of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 554): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): Z GLADIATORS (The Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 668): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 653): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 656): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 652): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 652): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 614): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 602): SERPENT'S HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 554): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 668): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
              (turn 667): BROWN BEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
             (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
                             LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             EBAN STRANGER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  We now have a 
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  LENPROS now holds the crown and they 
are betting they can keep it.  A stormcloud is brewing over the PACE'S WILD 
guildhouse.  Rumor says any more weeks like this ones 0-0-0 may send the team to the 
Dark Arena.  Coming up with a solid 3-1-1 outing, ANGRY BEES has advanced 5 places in 
the rankings.  Hey everybody, watch out for QUEEN, who flew up 30 points in the 
rankings after mashing CRACKER JACK like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Ya 
know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  JACK KNIFE was subdued by 
LITTLE ROSIE and drops 17 points.  Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya 
can'ts wash yer clothes.  ETNIES did not fight this week so its title was forfeit.  
In front of all the crowds, QUEEN took the Duelmaster's crown for hers own.  I give 
the bum two weeks.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps 
T.P.s at bay.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad PACE'S WILD?  Big bad PACE'S 
WILD.  Big bad PACE'S WILD.  IAYE's afraid of the big bad PACE'S WILD.  Tra la la la 
la!  For those of you who like math, try this one:  PACE'S WILD + Weapons That go 
Boom = LENPROS + Avoid City.  And who is this PUG you ask, with 74 points and a 
13-9-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  This round goes to ANGRY BEES, 
their 13-16-4 warrior, QUEEN slew the 11-7-2 CRACKER JACK.  Stay tuned next week to 
see what happens.  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may 
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the IAYE giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya 
bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEEN 4847                   13  16  4   111       ANGRY BEES (464)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ETNIES 4758                   9   7  0   119       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-EMERICA 4756                  9   1  1   109       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-STINGER 4098                  9  11  0   104       RANDOM (391)
 JACK HAMMER 4815             13   8  1    98       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 LITTLE ROSIE 4834            19  21  1    94       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPLASH 4849                  19  10  0    87       RED DOG GANG (356)
 JACK KNIFE 4814              11  10  1    83       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873          10   1  0    81       LENPROS (145)
-GADGET 4528                  10  10  1    78       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 STRIPE 4835                  19  19  0    76       RED DOG GANG (356)
 PUG 4857                     13   9  0    74       RED DOG GANG (356)
-HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         6   3  0    70       LENPROS (145)
-DREAM OF DAY 4750             8   2  0    67       RANDOM (391)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLEAVAGE 4838                 8   7  0    65       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK DANIELS 4813            11  10  0    55       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 BUZZ 4842                    11  20  0    53       ANGRY BEES (464)
 BEE MINE 4861                 7  12  0    53       ANGRY BEES (464)
 JACK THE RIPPER 4817         13   8  1    52       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866          11   6  1    51       ANGRY BEES (464)
-SULTRY WALK 4885              4   0  1    50       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHITE THIGHS 4887             2   2  0    31       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-LOST IN PACE 3196             5   1  1    30       PACE'S WILD (321)
-IN YOUR PACE 3195             2   4  1    30       PACE'S WILD (321)
 ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872         5   7  1    26       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PACE GHOST 3193               5   1  1    24       PACE'S WILD (321)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PACESON VORHEES 4891          2   0  0    21       PACE'S WILD (321)
 DOCTOR DERSCH 4893            1   0  0    13       LENPROS (145)
-CUTENESS 4892                 1   0  0    13       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 SENATOR SMITH 4900            1   0  0    13       LENPROS (145)
-TOOTH PACE 4890               1   1  0    11       PACE'S WILD (321)
-RED HOT 4748                  1   2  0    10       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 RED EARS 4899                 0   2  0     2       RED DOG GANG (356)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CRACKER JACK 4824      11  7 2 ALL JACKED UP 463    QUEEN 4847            651   
CAPTAIN CONWAY 4886     2  2 0 LENPROS 145          LOST IN PACE 3196     648   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Pacemaker -- Clown?  I guess we are all clowns in this life, and, for certain, if you
saw The Lenpro stable stats you would laugh.  Upset?  Getting so upset?  Perhaps you
have me mixed up with someone elso?  Maybe with Pat Sajak?  I am not the least upset,
and have seldom gotten upset in all the 25+ years at this even with all the lost
warriors.  Bloodfeud you?  Maybe.  But there are some very Andorian ethics that we
Lenpros always follow.  Maybe.  Good luck to you. -- Lenpro

Pat Sajak -- Huh?  What?  I'm coming after you?  Hmmm.  And to think I thought you
and Pacemaker were coming after ME?  We Lenpros are too way far into "Health;
humility; honor" to come after anyone.  Peace. -- Lenpro

Jorja and Pat -- Nope. Never been a Face in Iowa, nor in Columbia, MO.  A couple in
KC and a very nice one in downtown St Louis. -- Lenpro

Etnies -- You were the better warrior and deserve the Duelmaster Title.  Congrats and
good luck to you. -- Herr Hagedorn (interpreted) and Lenpro

Little Rosie -- That was fun; thanks for all the skills. -- Duchess Dobbin

Jack Daniels -- I enjoyed that fight and the win.  As one of the Lenpro "clowns," and
as one with so little experience, it was such a pleasant outcome.  Perhaps you had
too much of that liquid fire you advertised to Herr Hagedorn and it affected the
outcome? -- Honorable Hafale

All -- Please welcom my newest "clowns"--Doctor Dersch, just back (I hope) from the
Rookie Mailer, and Senator Smith, a Tea Party follower. -- Lenpro

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro

Lenpro -- Vanna White eh?  Nah, she just seems like a pretty cool person to know.  I
think any female who plays this has to have some sort of coolness to them. -- Pat
Sajak

Pacemaker -- Lenpro won't bloodfued you because he's honorable.  No fault in that, he
is a good dude.  I just like to get him riled up, it makes this arena much more
entertaining. -- Pat Sajak
P.S.  He's avoided me the most the past two times, I don't care if I go 0-5 to him,
it's worth it just to see that.

Pacemaker -- Missouri. -- Jorja

Our congratulations to Mopt. -- Jorja and the Red Dog Gang

Duchess Dobbin -- Right, I don't BELIEVE you did that!  It feels so unfair! -- Little
Rosie
P.S.  Good fight.
P.P.S.  You'll notice that the fans loved me, loss or no.

Jack Hammer -- Once you got started, I couldn't even hear myself bark. -- Stripe

Jack Knife -- Well, okay, I guess you do know how to get into the water. -- Splash

Jack the Ripper -- Ripped you good, huh? -- Pug

Tooth Pace -- You wouldn't have devastated me if I hadn't ALREADY been devastated by
the Commission's weird notion that I'm a CAT.  What idiots! -- Red Ears, Dog to the
bone.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JACK THE RIPPER was devastated by PUG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
JACK HAMMER demolished STRIPE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
JACK KNIFE was defeated by LITTLE ROSIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's duel.
SPLASH overpowered JACK DANIELS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
CRACKER JACK was butchered by QUEEN in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
BEE MINE devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
NOTA BUTTERFLY overpowered HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BUZZ lost to HAPPY PEASANT in a 3 minute uneven duel.
ARCHBISHOP ARNDT overpowered RED EARS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DOCTOR DERSCH overpowered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SENATOR SMITH handily defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 3 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  26 -  2      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  13 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  18 -  2      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  26 -  2      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  13 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 651 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   JACK HAMMER 4815           13   8  1   98 ALL JACKED UP (463)
WALL OF STEEL    SPLASH 4849                19  10  0   87 RED DOG GANG (356)
STRIKING ATTACK  JACK KNIFE 4814            11  10  1   83 ALL JACKED UP (463)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUG 4857                   13   9  0   74 RED DOG GANG (356)
AIMED BLOW       JACK DANIELS 4813          11  10  0   55 ALL JACKED UP (463)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JACK THE RIPPER 4817       13   8  1   52 ALL JACKED UP (463)
LUNGING ATTACK   NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866        11   6  1   51 ANGRY BEES (464)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LITTLE ROSIE 4834.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BEE MINE 4861.  The ten other most popular fighters were PUG 4857, SPLASH 
4849, ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872, JACK HAMMER 4815, JACK KNIFE 4814, LITTLE ROSIE 4834, 
NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866, DOCTOR DERSCH 4893, JACK THE RIPPER 4817, and JACK DANIELS 4813.

The least popular fighter this week was SENATOR SMITH 4900.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RED EARS 4899, CRACKER JACK 4824, STRIPE 4835, BUZZ 4842, QUEEN 
4847, JACK DANIELS 4813, JACK THE RIPPER 4817, DOCTOR DERSCH 4893, NOTA BUTTERFLY 
4866, and LITTLE ROSIE 4834.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MOPT (30-4103) RANDOM (391)

                   MAIL-IN TOURNEY LI

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FIREDRAKE 2070 (58-59-3)               2  3  0         STEEL BLADES         

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NEPHRON 4147 (65-60-1)                 2  3  0         I GOTTA GO           

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HIPS 4800 (15-1-0)                     1  3  0         HER BEST ASSETS      

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SAN YANDO 576 (31-31-1)                6  3  0         YAMA BUSHI           

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STINGER 4098 (9-11-0)                  4  3  0         RANDOM               
ROLA NYAH 4638 (2-1-0)                 1  3  0         TEMPLAR ROGUES       

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE HITMAN 4550 (11-1-0)              12  2  0         WRESTLMANIACS        
CLEAVAGE 4838 (8-7-0)                  5  3  0         HER BEST ASSETS      
JACK KNIFE 4814 (11-9-1)               4  3  0         ALL JACKED UP        
JACK HAMMER 4815 (12-8-1)              2  3  0         ALL JACKED UP        
JACK THE RIPPER 4817 (13-7-1)          1  3  0         ALL JACKED UP        

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
POUTY LIPS 4880 (0-0-0)                6  3  1         HER BEST ASSETS      
DOCTOR DERSCH 4893 (0-0-0)             5  3  1         LENPROS              
DOGGY BREATH 4897 (0-0-0)              3  2  0  DEAD   THANKS MARMADUKE!    

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GADGET 4528 (10-10-1)                  0  3  0         RESCUE RANGERS II    

ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY                   W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CRACKER JACK 4824 (11-6-2)             0  3  0         ALL JACKED UP        
JACK DANIELS 4813 (11-9-0)             0  3  0         ALL JACKED UP