DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/27/2011    Duedate: 05/10/2011

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-652

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

QUEEN
ANGRY BEES (464)
(30-4847) [14-16-4,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

QUEEN                          LOST IN PACE
ANGRY BEES (464)               PACE'S WILD (321)
(30-4847) [14-16-4,122]        (30-3196) [5-2-1,31]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LITTLE ROSIE                   LOST IN PACE
RED DOG GANG (356)             PACE'S WILD (321)
(30-4834) [19-22-1,88]         (30-3196) [5-2-1,31]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LENPROS (145)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LENPROS (145)               47
2. ANGRY BEES (464)            35      LENPROS (145)
3. RANDOM (391)                24      Unchartered Team
4. HER BEST ASSETS (461)       21
5. RED DOG GANG (356)          18      PACE'S WILD (321)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1235 734 37 62.7   1/ 1 LENPROS (145)             9  1 0
 2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)       63  47  5 57.3   2/ 2 ANGRY BEES (464)          9  3 1
 3/ 0 RAGGED EDGE (454)         28  22  0 56.0   3/ 3 RED DOG GANG (356)        6  9 0
 4/ 4 RANDOM (391)              64  57  0 52.9   4/ 4 ALL JACKED UP (463)       6  9 0
 5/ 0 DELTA BLUES (374)         61  55  2 52.6   5/ 5 RANDOM (391)              3  0 0
 6/ 5 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     55  51  5 51.9   6/ 6 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     3  1 0
 7/ 6 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   35  36  3 49.3   7/ 7*PACE'S WILD (321)         3  7 1
 8/ 3*PACE'S WILD (321)         15  17  3 46.9   8/ 0 RAGGED EDGE (454)         2  2 0
 9/ 7 RED DOG GANG (356)       730 936 15 43.8   9/ 8 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   1  1 0
10/ 8 ANGRY BEES (464)          64  86  7 42.7  10/ 0 DELTA BLUES (374)         1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 670): PURPLE PASSION of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 669): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 654): ASP of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 657): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 653): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 651): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 615): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 603): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BUD BOLLARD of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 555): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 670): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 669): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 654): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 657): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 653): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 651): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 615): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 603): SERPENT'S HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): WAH CHING (?, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 498): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 555): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 668): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              URBIN YATES of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 653): OVAELLA JUNE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
                 (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in IAYE this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  The HER BEST ASSETS guild has had a 3-1-0 turn and 
deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know where this kind of thing can 
lead.  And let's see, DREAM OF DAY fought BUKKA WHITE and gained 24 points and 
contributed to RANDOM's 1-0-0.  BUKKA WHITE has lost to DREAM OF DAY, falling 23 
points, while helping make DELTA BLUES a 1-3-0 turn.  Defending hers title for 
another turn, QUEEN kept RESCUE RANGERS II's warrior, ETNIES, from claiming the 
throne.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing 
fighters do dishes at The Dragon's Blood Inn until they win.  Maybe?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  I also notice that the PACE'S WILD stable 
was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on IAYE, what are you afraid of?  And 
guess who avoided PACE'S WILD stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was LENPROS.  
Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that PACESON VORHEES from PACE'S 
WILD was IAYE's most challenged warrior this turn.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     I like this place, IAYE, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep 
your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets 
to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEEN 4847                   14  16  4   122       ANGRY BEES (464)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EMERICA 4756                  9   1  1   109       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 JACK HAMMER 4815             14   8  1   104       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-STINGER 4098                  9  11  0   104       RANDOM (391)
 DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873          11   1  0    94       LENPROS (145)
 SPLASH 4849                  20  10  0    91       RED DOG GANG (356)
 DREAM OF DAY 4750             9   2  0    91       RANDOM (391)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ETNIES 4758                   9   8  0    90       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 JACK KNIFE 4814              12  10  1    89       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 LITTLE ROSIE 4834            19  22  1    88       RED DOG GANG (356)
 CLEAVAGE 4838                 9   7  0    81       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 BUKKA WHITE 4142             13  10  1    80       DELTA BLUES (374)
-GADGET 4528                  10  10  1    78       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 STRIPE 4835                  19  20  0    77       RED DOG GANG (356)
 PUG 4857                     13  10  0    72       RED DOG GANG (356)
-HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         6   3  0    70       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866          12   6  1    66       ANGRY BEES (464)
 MEMPHIS SLIM 3909             7  17  0    66       DELTA BLUES (374)
 BUZZ 4842                    12  20  0    58       ANGRY BEES (464)
 SERRIS 4697                   8   4  0    58       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 SULTRY WALK 4885              5   0  1    58       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 BEE MINE 4861                 8  12  0    57       ANGRY BEES (464)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK THE RIPPER 4817         13   9  1    53       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 JACK DANIELS 4813            11  11  0    48       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 CHELYE 4699                   4   4  0    48       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 QORK ORKKIN 4698              6   3  0    41       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872         6   7  1    38       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOCTOR DERSCH 4893            2   0  0    33       LENPROS (145)
 LOST IN PACE 3196             5   2  1    31       PACE'S WILD (321)
 CUTENESS 4892                 2   0  0    28       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 WARG 4701                     7   5  0    26       RAGGED EDGE (454)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IN YOUR PACE 3195             2   5  1    26       PACE'S WILD (321)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED EARS 4899                 1   2  0    23       RED DOG GANG (356)
 PACE GHOST 3193               5   2  1    21       PACE'S WILD (321)
 SENATOR SMITH 4900            2   0  0    15       LENPROS (145)
 WHITE THIGHS 4887             2   3  0    13       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 BLIND LEMON 4183              3   1  0    10       DELTA BLUES (374)
-RED HOT 4748                  1   2  0    10       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 PACESON VORHEES 4891          2   1  0     8       PACE'S WILD (321)
 TOOTH PACE 4890               1   2  0     7       PACE'S WILD (321)
 LEADBELLY 4405                1   0  0     5       DELTA BLUES (374)
 THE BEANSTALK 4901            0   1  0     1       ALL JACKED UP (463)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CRACKER JACK 4824      11  7 2 ALL JACKED UP 463    QUEEN 4847            651   
CAPTAIN CONWAY 4886     2  2 0 LENPROS 145          LOST IN PACE 3196     648  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Nice TV, Hitman.  Way to bring glory to Iaye. -- Lenpro

Jack Hammer, Duelmaster.  That has a nice ring to it.  Kudos. -- Lenpro

Friendly Constable -- I like how nice the people are in Iaye.  Thanks for the very
pleasant introduction. -- Senator Smith

And he continues to be friendly and helpful after the greeting.  What a nice guy! --
Doctor Dersch

Pat Sajak -- "...get me riled up"?  Why, I'm just a retired old fogey.  I don't get
riled up; I take naps.  (wink) -- Lenpro

     Excellent plan!

Red Ears -- You surely are a nice doggie.  Thanks for being gentle with me. --
Archbishop Arndt (gentle scratching Red Ear's ears)

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro

Uh, so much for that errant comment about Duelmaster Jacked Up.  He'd still make a
fine DM, though.  However, kudos ARE in order for Angry Bee's Queen, the top bee and
Duelmaster in Iaye.  I was sorry to see that the ascension to the throne had to come
through an assassination.  Oh, my!  May Cracker Jacks fight well in That Great Arena
In The Sky. -- Lenpro

     African killer bees.

Lenpros -- Good luck to you.  We are all clowns of some kind, some more than others.
You seem an honorable dude. -- Pacemaker

Angry Bees -- I'm allergic to bees for real!  Next fight, I'll try to remember my
epi-pen.

Pat Sajak -- Didn't Lenpro say he was coming for the Wheel of Fortune?  You're dead
because now he has Senator Stewart and Dr. Teabag.  Good luck!

All -- Cracker Jack:  11(+2)-6-8-17-16(+1)-8-21 LU.  Master +5 init, AdEx + 4 att,
Exp + 3 def.  I hate lungers. -- Pat Sajak

Queen -- I'm not upset in the least that Cracker Jack is dead.  The only reason I'm
bloodfeuding is to ensure my shot at the title. -- Pat Sajak

Lenpro -- Yea, that liquid fire has got to go.  Way too much of it lately. -- Jack
Daniels

Lenpro -- I think the Pacemaker struck a nerve with that "clown" remark. -- Pat Sajak

Senator Smith -- Sooo.... you like tea bags, huh? -- The Beanstalk
P.S.  A little dab will do ya!

Lenpro -- What do you mean what?  Huh?  You said that you were too high up to be
honorable to challenge Pacemaker so you said "Wheel of Fortune here I come."  Do you
not remember that?

Pacemaker -- Lenpro's triple H thing makes me Hack, Hurl, and Heave.  I hope you make
him choke on your Andorian Ethical Sword.  Isn't it such a good feeling to see him
avoid you in the spy report? -- Pat Sajak

Lenpro -- Darned if I know how I got it fixed in my mind that there was one in
Columbia.  Maybe... Rolla? -- Jorja

We salute all the tourney participants from Iaye, with special congratulations for
The Hitman, who appears to be Champion in the Adepts.  Will the Wrestlemaniacs
return? -- Jorja and the Red Dog Gang

Looks like we really collided with the Jacks this time.

Jack the Ripper -- <bite bite bite> -- Pug

Jack Hammer -- Ow!  Too loud! -- Stripe

Jack Knife -- The tooth is stronger than the blade?  Or maybe I bit the hand that
held the blade?  Actually, that's disturbing to think about.  I'm a Good Dog, and I
don't go around biting people indiscriminantly. -- Little Rosie

Jack Daniels -- With water, much better.  Still not GOOD, but better. -- Splash

Archbishop Arndt -- You didn't have to pick me up by the ears!  Despite what SOME
people say, we don't really like that. -- Red Ears
P.S.  But at least my Dogliness has been acknowledged.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DUCHESS DOBBIN unbelievably bested LITTLE ROSIE in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
CLEAVAGE demolished STRIPE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CUTENESS overpowered PACESON VORHEES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
QUEEN devastated ETNIES in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
JACK HAMMER demolished PUG in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BUKKA WHITE lost to DREAM OF DAY in a 1 minute fight.
JACK KNIFE devastated MEMPHIS SLIM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SPLASH overcame VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
NOTA BUTTERFLY vanquished JACK THE RIPPER in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
BEE MINE overpowered IN YOUR PACE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BUZZ overpowered PACE GHOST in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SULTRY WALK overcame CHELYE in a 2 minute novice vs. veteran upset bout.
SERRIS narrowly defeated JACK DANIELS in a 3 minute competition.
QORK ORKKIN overcame LOST IN PACE in a exciting 3 minute contest.
WARG was demolished by ARCHBISHOP ARNDT in a 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
WHITE THIGHS was handily defeated by DOCTOR DERSCH in a 2 minute uneven fight.
SENATOR SMITH luckily beat TOOTH PACE in a dull 13 minute brutal beginner's struggle.
BLIND LEMON was devastated by RED EARS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LEADBELLY luckily beat THE BEANSTALK in a 2 minute brutal novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  28 -  2      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        13 -  12 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  19 -  2      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  25 -  2      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  13 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  13 -  0      24  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 652 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   JACK HAMMER 4815           14   8  1  104 ALL JACKED UP (463)
TOTAL PARRY      DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873        11   1  0   94 LENPROS (145)
WALL OF STEEL    SPLASH 4849                20  10  0   91 RED DOG GANG (356)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DREAM OF DAY 4750           9   2  0   91 RANDOM (391)
AIMED BLOW       ETNIES 4758                 9   8  0   90 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
STRIKING ATTACK  JACK KNIFE 4814            12  10  1   89 ALL JACKED UP (463)
LUNGING ATTACK   CLEAVAGE 4838               9   7  0   81 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUG 4857                   13  10  0   72 RED DOG GANG (356)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LITTLE ROSIE 4834.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LOST IN PACE 3196.  The ten other most popular fighters were LITTLE ROSIE 
4834, DOCTOR DERSCH 4893, SPLASH 4849, NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866, CHELYE 4699, THE 
BEANSTALK 4901, DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873, SULTRY WALK 4885, SERRIS 4697, and JACK DANIELS 
4813.

The least popular fighter this week was SENATOR SMITH 4900.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TOOTH PACE 4890, BLIND LEMON 4183, PACE GHOST 3193, IN YOUR 
PACE 3195, MEMPHIS SLIM 3909, PUG 4857, PACESON VORHEES 4891, STRIPE 4835, WHITE 
THIGHS 4887, and WARG 4701.