DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/11/2011    Duedate: 05/24/2011

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-653

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JACK HAMMER
ALL JACKED UP (463)
(30-4815) [15-8-1,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JACK KNIFE                     LOST IN PACE
ALL JACKED UP (463)            PACE'S WILD (321)
(30-4814) [13-10-2,124]        (30-3196) [6-2-2,56]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LITTLE ROSIE                   NOTA BUTTERFLY
RED DOG GANG (356)             ANGRY BEES (464)
(30-4834) [19-23-1,81]         (30-4866) [13-6-1,85]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ANGRY BEES (464)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ALL JACKED UP (463)         63
2. PACE'S WILD (321)           32      LENPROS (145)
3. HER BEST ASSETS (461)       31      Unchartered Team
4. RESCUE RANGERS II (385)     16
5. RANDOM (391)                 8      PACE'S WILD (321)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1236 736 37 62.7   1/ 2 ANGRY BEES (464)          9  3 1
 2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)       66  49  6 57.4   2/ 1 LENPROS (145)             8  2 0
 3- 3 RAGGED EDGE (454)         28  22  0 56.0   3/ 6 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     7  2 1
 4/ 4 RANDOM (391)              65  57  0 53.3   4/ 4 ALL JACKED UP (463)       6  9 1
 5/ 6 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     59  52  6 53.2   5/ 3 RED DOG GANG (356)        6  9 0
 6/ 5 DELTA BLUES (374)         62  59  2 51.2   6/ 7*PACE'S WILD (321)         3  7 1
 7/ 7 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   36  36  3 50.0   7/ 5 RANDOM (391)              2  0 0
 8/ 8*PACE'S WILD (321)         18  19  4 48.6   8- 8 RAGGED EDGE (454)         2  2 0
 9/ 9 RED DOG GANG (356)       731 940 15 43.7   9/10 DELTA BLUES (374)         2  7 0
10/10 ANGRY BEES (464)          66  88  7 42.9  10/ 9 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

       * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 671): PURPLE PASSION of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 670): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 655): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 658): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): MRS. PEACOCK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 654): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 652): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 616): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (613n 612): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 604): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 499): FLATULENCE of OLDER BY FAR (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 556): GLITCH of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 671): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 670): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 655): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 658): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 654): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 652): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 616): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 613): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 604): SERPENT'S HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): WAH CHING (?, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 499): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 556): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 670): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): KOLTER NEETHE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                  (turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              URBIN YATES of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 653): OVAELLA JUNE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in IAYE!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Like, LENPROS had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by ANGRY BEES!  Way to go ANGRY BEES!  
HER BEST ASSETS like really fought hard to move up to 3rd from 6th.  Way to go!  MVP 
award for JACK KNIFE?  ALL JACKED UP's proud of him after beating DUCHESS DOBBIN and 
getting 35 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  BUKKA WHITE's match with BUZZ cost 
him a loss of 15 points!  JACK HAMMER thinks his 15-8-1 and studly character is good 
enough to face up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  And I was just getting used to the 
ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome JACK HAMMER.  Aren't ALL JACKED UP 
proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't 
ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of RED DOG GANG must be getting lonely.  They were the 
most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there some deep dark 
secret why RESCUE RANGERS II's been avoiding RED DOG GANG so much?  Or is it just 
that they're too scared?  Can LENPROS' DUCHESS DOBBIN be more popular than me?  She 
was challenged the most, but is that really the same?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  I'm always kinda bummed when a decent warrior gets killed.  DUCHESS 
DOBBIN, of LENPROS had a 11-2-0 when she got bumped off by JACK KNIFE.  It was kind 
of sad, seeing old JACK THE RIPPER stumbling around the arena, before LOST IN PACE 
finished him off.  Oh well!  Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  (JACK HAMMER vs. 
QUEEN, that is.) Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from 
you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK HAMMER 4815             15   8  1   114       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK KNIFE 4814              13  10  2   124       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-EMERICA 4756                  9   1  1   109       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 ETNIES 4758                  10   8  0   106       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-STINGER 4098                  9  11  0   104       RANDOM (391)
 DREAM OF DAY 4750            10   2  0    99       RANDOM (391)
 QUEEN 4847                   14  17  4    92       ANGRY BEES (464)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLEAVAGE 4838                10   7  0    86       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866          13   6  1    85       ANGRY BEES (464)
 SPLASH 4849                  20  11  0    81       RED DOG GANG (356)
 LITTLE ROSIE 4834            19  23  1    81       RED DOG GANG (356)
 STRIPE 4835                  19  21  0    78       RED DOG GANG (356)
-GADGET 4528                  10  10  1    78       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 BUZZ 4842                    13  20  0    77       ANGRY BEES (464)
-HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         6   3  0    70       LENPROS (145)
 PUG 4857                     13  11  0    69       RED DOG GANG (356)
 MEMPHIS SLIM 3909             7  18  0    67       DELTA BLUES (374)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK DANIELS 4813            12  11  0    66       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 BUKKA WHITE 4142             13  11  1    65       DELTA BLUES (374)
 SULTRY WALK 4885              6   0  1    64       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-SERRIS 4697                   8   4  0    58       RAGGED EDGE (454)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOST IN PACE 3196             6   2  2    56       PACE'S WILD (321)
 BEE MINE 4861                 8  13  0    54       ANGRY BEES (464)
-CHELYE 4699                   4   4  0    48       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872         7   7  1    46       LENPROS (145)
-QORK ORKKIN 4698              6   3  0    41       RAGGED EDGE (454)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOCTOR DERSCH 4893            2   1  0    32       LENPROS (145)
 RED EARS 4899                 2   2  0    30       RED DOG GANG (356)
 WHITE THIGHS 4887             3   3  1    27       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WARG 4701                     7   5  0    26       RAGGED EDGE (454)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PACESON VORHEES 4891          3   1  0    21       PACE'S WILD (321)
 CUTENESS 4892                 2   1  0    21       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 PACE GHOST 3193               5   3  1    19       PACE'S WILD (321)
 SCRAPPER BLACKWELL 4903       1   0  0    16       DELTA BLUES (374)
 TOOTH PACE 4890               2   2  0    15       PACE'S WILD (321)
-SENATOR SMITH 4900            2   0  0    15       LENPROS (145)
 POUTY LIPS 4880               1   0  0    13       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 BLIND LEMON 4183              3   2  0    11       DELTA BLUES (374)
-RED HOT 4748                  1   2  0    10       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 LEADBELLY 4405                1   1  0     4       DELTA BLUES (374)
 THE BEANSTALK 4901            0   2  0     2       ALL JACKED UP (463)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CRACKER JACK 4824      11  7 2 ALL JACKED UP 463    QUEEN 4847            651  JUST REVENGED
JACK THE RIPPER 4817   13 10 1 ALL JACKED UP 463    LOST IN PACE 3196     653   
DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873    11  2 0 LENPROS 145          JACK KNIFE 4814       653   
IN YOUR PACE 3195       2  6 1 PACE'S WILD 321      WHITE THIGHS 4887     653   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congratulations to the Queen.  We are all abuzz. -- Lenpro et al

Warg -- Prayer works.  Perhaps you should try it? -- Archbishop Arndt

Tooth Pace -- I'm a Sensodyne believer.  Did I win your vote? -- Senator Smith

Little Rosie -- I apologize.  I do not know how it happened, but it was not
intentional.  Lenpros do not downchallenge.  But I did.  Mea Culpa. -- Duchess Dobbin
(doing penance in recluse)

White Thighs -- I have seen a lot of nice ones, but yours are certainly in the elite
group.  Thanks for letting me have my way.  (wink) -- Doctor Dersch

Huh?  Remember?  Sajak, it is difficult enough to keep these Lenpros winning here in
Iaye.  Now you add that remembering stuff on an old man?  I can assure you that if I
said anything about Wheel Of Fortune, I was thinking and lusting after Vanna.
Nowadays I can think and lust, but that's about the end of it. -- Lenpro (thinking
what are probably improper thoughts)

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro

Little Rosie -- Now I feel much better.  In reviewing the fight, I see that I DID NOT
downchallenge.  I had thought that I did a bad thing, but now I am relieved.  Health.
Humility.  Honor. -- Duchess Dobbin

Jorja -- Did you know I like dining off some fine cats, with the hair still on them.
Just had Chinese food and I'm pretty sure that's what it is you know!  I bet you dogs
eat kitty cuisine all the time.  Good luck. -- Pacemaker

Lenpro -- Senator Smith went the distance!  Maybe next time I'll repay the favor.
Good luck. -- Pacemaker

Pat Sajak -- Finally I'm getting my free fight to build my tem up some more.  Two in
a row hea! -- Pacemaker

Pat Sajak -- Bees everywhere, outmatched maybe!  Bring it on. -- Pacemaker

Led Bell -- Welcome to Iaye.  Nice fight against the colossal beanstalk. -- Pacemaker

All -- This is finally starting to look like an arena!  Welcome, Delta Blues, good
luck to you. -- Pat Sajak

Lenpro -- Yes, Jack Hammer, Duelmaster, does have a nice ring to it doesn't it?
Queen will probably kill him too, but I gotta try! -- Pat Sajak

Lenpro -- Age is just a number, old friend.  Naps, huh?  You know they make medicines
now that keep you up.  You have to be old but you don't have to be a fogey. -- Pat
Sajak

Pacemaker -- Those bees have a swarm of fights, dude!  We're goin to have to blow our
smoke on them, make then docile and hungry.  Then we'll steal their honey. -- Pat
Sajak

All -- I want to apologise for my ignorance.  I thought anyone could bloodfeud the
duelmaster, and also my comments to Lenpro in the last newsletter.  I was drinking
when I wrote that and found it too amusing at the time not to write it. -- Pat Sajak

Archbishop Arndt -- You do realize that my red ears are a sign of my mysterious
origin, don't you? -- Red Ears

Duchess Dobbin -- I don't know why people didn't believe that fight.  It isn't like
it was a first between us. -- Little Rosie, licking her wounds and grumping

Cleavage -- Dogs don't really have that. -- Stripe
P.S.  Probably a good thing.

Jack Hammer -- TOO LOUD. -- Pug

The Veteran Mecenary can be a lot of fun, but he doesn't know any new tricks, and I
was in the mood for a new trick. -- Splash

Blind Lemon -- I don't think I'm a seeing-eye dog.  Maybe a hearing-ear, but not the
eye business. -- Red Ears

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JACK HAMMER devastated QUEEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
JACK KNIFE slaughtered DUCHESS DOBBIN in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge battle.
ETNIES overpowered SPLASH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SULTRY WALK bested BEE MINE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CUTENESS was overpowered by ARCHBISHOP ARNDT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PACE GHOST was bested by RED EARS in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
WHITE THIGHS slew IN YOUR PACE in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
DREAM OF DAY overpowered PUG in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BUKKA WHITE was overcome by BUZZ in a 3 minute expert's melee.
LITTLE ROSIE lost to NOTA BUTTERFLY in a action packed 2 minute one-sided duel.
STRIPE lost to CLEAVAGE in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fight.
MEMPHIS SLIM was handily defeated by JACK DANIELS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
JACK THE RIPPER was murdered by LOST IN PACE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DOCTOR DERSCH was bested by THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 3 minute battle.
BLIND LEMON was demolished by PACESON VORHEES in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
LEADBELLY was overcome by POUTY LIPS in a 5 minute conflict.
TOOTH PACE overpowered THE BEANSTALK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SCRAPPER BLACKWELL bested TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  29 -  3      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        16 -  12 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     21 -  19 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  27 -  4      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  14 -  1      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  12 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 653 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   JACK HAMMER 4815           15   8  1  114 ALL JACKED UP (463)
STRIKING ATTACK  JACK KNIFE 4814            13  10  2  124 ALL JACKED UP (463)
AIMED BLOW       ETNIES 4758                10   8  0  106 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DREAM OF DAY 4750          10   2  0   99 RANDOM (391)
LUNGING ATTACK   CLEAVAGE 4838              10   7  0   86 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
WALL OF STEEL    SPLASH 4849                20  11  0   81 RED DOG GANG (356)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUG 4857                   13  11  0   69 RED DOG GANG (356)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LITTLE ROSIE 4834.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUKKA WHITE 
4142, DOCTOR DERSCH 4893, LEADBELLY 4405, JACK KNIFE 4814, BUZZ 4842, JACK DANIELS 
4813, SULTRY WALK 4885, RED EARS 4899, WHITE THIGHS 4887, and DREAM OF DAY 4750.

The least popular fighter this week was THE BEANSTALK 4901.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were POUTY LIPS 4880, BLIND LEMON 4183, JACK THE RIPPER 4817, 
CUTENESS 4892, SPLASH 4849, QUEEN 4847, LOST IN PACE 3196, MEMPHIS SLIM 3909, LITTLE 
ROSIE 4834, and PUG 4857.