DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/22/2011    Duedate: 07/05/2011

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-656

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NOTA BUTTERFLY
ANGRY BEES (464)
(30-4866) [16-6-1,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NOTA BUTTERFLY                 POSITION IS EMPTY
ANGRY BEES (464)               
(30-4866) [16-6-1,115]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MEMPHIS SLIM                   RED EARS
DELTA BLUES (374)              RED DOG GANG (356)
(30-3909) [8-20-0,79]          (30-4899) [4-3-0,35]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ANGRY BEES (464)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. RED DOG GANG (356)          38
2. ALL JACKED UP (463)         31      LENPROS (145)
3. DELTA BLUES (374)           30      Unchartered Team
4. HER BEST ASSETS (461)       29
5. ANGRY BEES (464)             6      PIXAR'S ARMY (429)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1243 739 37 62.7   1/ 1 ANGRY BEES (464)          8  3 1
 2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)       72  58  7 55.4   2/ 6 RED DOG GANG (356)        8  7 0
 3- 3 RANDOM (391)              66  57  0 53.7   3/ 2 LENPROS (145)             7  3 0
 4/ 4 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     64  56  6 53.3   4/ 5 ALL JACKED UP (463)       6  9 1
 5- 5 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   37  36  3 50.7   5/ 7 DELTA BLUES (374)         6  9 0
 6/ 7 DELTA BLUES (374)         68  68  2 50.0   6/ 4 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     5  4 0
 7/ 8 ANGRY BEES (464)          74  91  8 44.8   7/ 3 PACE'S WILD (321)         3  7 1
 8/ 6 PACE'S WILD (321)         21  26  5 44.7   8- 8 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   1  0 0
 9/ 9 RED DOG GANG (356)       739 947 15 43.8   9- 9 RANDOM (391)              1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 674): PURPLE PASSION of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 673): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 658): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 661): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 657): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 657): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 655): NOTABUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 619): HEARING AID of TOO OLD (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 616): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 607): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 284): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 502): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 559): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 674): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 673): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 658): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 661): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 657): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 657): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 655): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 619): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 616): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 607): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 284): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 502): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 559): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): GOLDEN TONGUE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
                               IRVIN FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 658): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in IAYE!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Uncool, PACE'S WILD.  I mean 
0-5-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training 
practice!  The guys at RED DOG GANG like really pulled together to get a 4-1-0 this 
turn, moving up by 4.  One team deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 2 after 
going 3-1-0.  Keep it up, HER BEST ASSETS!  MVP award for WHITE THIGHS?  HER BEST 
ASSETS' proud of her after beating DOCTOR DERSCH and getting 20 points.  Talk about 
yer major upsets!  DOCTOR DERSCH's match with WHITE THIGHS cost him a loss of 16 
points!  Like, JACK HAMMER must be pretty gutsy!  He challenged the Duelmaster from 
ANGRY BEES.  Does this guy have a death wish or what!  This Duelmaster is like 
something else!  NOTA BUTTERFLY stopped JACK HAMMER dead in his tracks!  I hear the 
top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic 
fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  DELTA BLUES 
was IAYE's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there some deep dark 
secret why LENPROS' been avoiding DELTA BLUES so much?  Or is it just that they're 
too scared?  Like, is JACK DANIELS popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in 
all of IAYE!  He's got a 14-12-0, is that good?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  IAYE is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866          16   6  1   115       ANGRY BEES (464)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ETNIES 4758                  11   8  0   110       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-EMERICA 4756                  9   1  1   109       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-STINGER 4098                  9  11  0   104       RANDOM (391)
-DREAM OF DAY 4750            11   2  0   102       RANDOM (391)
 CLEAVAGE 4838                12   7  0    98       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 SPLASH 4849                  22  12  0    95       RED DOG GANG (356)
 JACK HAMMER 4815             16  10  1    94       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 JACK DANIELS 4813            14  12  0    93       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUG 4857                     15  12  0    90       RED DOG GANG (356)
 STRIPE 4835                  20  23  0    89       RED DOG GANG (356)
 LITTLE ROSIE 4834            20  25  1    86       RED DOG GANG (356)
 MEMPHIS SLIM 3909             8  20  0    79       DELTA BLUES (374)
-GADGET 4528                  10  10  1    78       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 BUKKA WHITE 4142             15  12  1    75       DELTA BLUES (374)
 SULTRY WALK 4885              7   1  1    73       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUZZ 4842                    14  22  0    66       ANGRY BEES (464)
 HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         6   4  0    64       LENPROS (145)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEE MINE 4861                10  14  0    50       ANGRY BEES (464)
 LOST IN PACE 3196             6   4  2    50       PACE'S WILD (321)
-ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872         8   7  1    48       LENPROS (145)
 WHITE THIGHS 4887             4   4  1    47       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 SENATOR SMITH 4900            5   0  0    41       LENPROS (145)
 DOCTOR DERSCH 4893            4   2  0    35       LENPROS (145)
 RED EARS 4899                 4   3  0    35       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PACESON VORHEES 4891          4   2  0    28       PACE'S WILD (321)
 LEADBELLY 4405                4   1  0    27       DELTA BLUES (374)
 TOOTH PACE 4890               3   3  0    27       PACE'S WILD (321)
 PACE GHOST 3193               6   4  2    24       PACE'S WILD (321)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POUTY LIPS 4880               2   1  0    17       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 LUMBER JACK 4922              1   0  1    11       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 FLAPJACK 4920                 1   1  0    11       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-RED HOT 4748                  1   2  0    10       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-CUTENESS 4892                 2   2  0     9       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 SCRAPPER BLACKWELL 4903       1   3  0     6       DELTA BLUES (374)
 PROFESSOR PUTT 4909           1   1  0     4       LENPROS (145)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK SWAGGER 4921             0   1  0     1       ALL JACKED UP (463)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JACK THE RIPPER 4817   13 10 1 ALL JACKED UP 463    LOST IN PACE 3196     653  REVENGED
THE BEANSTALK 4901      0  3 0 ALL JACKED UP 463    PACE GHOST 3193       654   
BLIND LEMON 4183        3  5 0 DELTA BLUES 374      BLACK ORC             656  NONE
DUCHESS DOBBIN 4873    11  2 0 LENPROS 145          JACK KNIFE 4814       653  NONE
IN YOUR PACE 3195       2  6 1 PACE'S WILD 321      WHITE THIGHS 4887     653   
PACEBALL 2 4923         0  1 0 PACE'S WILD 321      LUMBER JACK 4922      656   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Scrapper -- They say "Drive for show; putt for dough."  Perhaps you will prosper
after a little practice on the greens? -- Professor Putt

The Honest Merchant -- You made too much pork available for purchase.  That's MY
game! -- Senator Smith

Voted least popular fighter of the round?  Any publicity is good publicity.  (wink)
Re-elect Smith in 2012. -- Senator Smith

Visiting Orc -- Let that be a lesson to you that visitors must be on their best
behavior. -- Doctor Dersch

Jorja -- Ophers are THE TIME to let loose with the quips and one-ups!  What else good
is there to talk about? -- Lenpro (ever the helpful)
P.S.  Top Team On The Move this round!  Kudos!  Aw, go ahead and quip!

Oh, my!  Jack Knife? Nooo!  We are sorry to see him go.  Bad bees.  Bad, bad bees! --
Lenpro

Congratulations to Nota Butterfly, Duelmaster of Iaye. -- All The Lenpros

Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- Lenpro (Hoping to see an Iayean or two in Milwaukee.)

Queen and Sherlock -- That's what I'm talkin' about!  Congrats and very well done!
That's how this game should be played.  I gotta know how you got the jump on him.
Hmmm.... maybe it's that punishment thing that Jorja mentioned to Lenpro after Jack
Knife killed Duchess Dobbin....  I wonder.... -- Pat Sajak

All -- Jack Knife:  11(+1)-5-17-21-13-9-9 AdEx att, Master+1 init, Master+1 dec,
AdEx+3 rip.  Queen should be working in the Dark Arena! -- Pat Sajak
P.S.  If Sherlock would be so kind, I'd love to know her numbers.  If you're going to
remain mute in the personals, perhaps a diplo?

Lenpro -- Okay, first of all, I could sense the sarcasm through the ink on the paper.
Pacemaker and I set up a bloodfeud with our strikers running buck naked, 1-1-1.  He
got the jump on me, missed, we watched each other, I punched his Johnny!  He skill-
raped me.  We both won.  Second of all, you ever try to grab my axe, I'll pull my DA
and cut off your grabbers! -- Pat Sajak

Roll-up Gods -- Thank you for some workable numbers.  Lord knows I pray enough to
you.  Do you take sacrifices? -- Pat Sajak

     Everything we can get. -- RUG #4724

Lenpro -- If you really wanna get down to it, Cracker Jack was way more of a
"godling" than the Duch will ever be, and so is Lost in Pace.  In Your Pace was
pretty cool, too, maybe Pacemaker will give his numbers. -- Pat Sajak

Lenpros -- Tell the professor to go back to the golf course and work on his putz. --
Pacemaker

Pat Sajak -- Sorry for your losses.  Building a new team, eh?  Maybe you will meet
the professor or Dersh Kersh pretty soon.

Memphis Slim -- Not THAT slim, I could get a good grip.  But I didn't bite down HARD,
you know.  I don't do that, except by accident. -- Little Rosie

Jack Hammer -- Too LOUD.  My ears hurt. -- Stripe

Buzz -- If you don't like to be wet, don't come down to the water.  *I* like to be
wet.  I like to splash, too.  Everyone gets wet! -- Splash

M. Chardinee offered me a bone if I'd lose.  But I'm a Good Dog, and I do my job.
Which is to win if I can. -- Pug
P.S.  And after I won, I took the bone away from him.  HE didn't need it.

Blind Lemon -- Lemons are sour, I don't like 'em much.  But I have a good howl, if
you need one?  Tuneful. -- Red Ears

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLIND LEMON was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
JACK HAMMER lost to NOTA BUTTERFLY in a 1 minute expert's Challenge Title battle.
HONORABLE HAFALE was overpowered by JACK DANIELS in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
PACESON VORHEES was luckily beaten by SENATOR SMITH in a 13 minute Challenge fight.
PACE GHOST was bested by RED EARS in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
FLAPJACK slimly won victory over PROFESSOR PUTT in a 4 minute Challenge match.
MEMPHIS SLIM defeated BUZZ in a action packed 3 minute expert's melee.
LITTLE ROSIE was vanquished by CLEAVAGE in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
STRIPE won victory over SULTRY WALK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PUG handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
SPLASH devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BUKKA WHITE demolished LOST IN PACE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DOCTOR DERSCH was narrowly defeated by WHITE THIGHS in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
BEE MINE defeated TOOTH PACE in a 3 minute duel.
POUTY LIPS outlasted SCRAPPER BLACKWELL in a crowd boring 17 minute gruesome struggle.
LEADBELLY overpowered JACK SWAGGER in a 1 minute bloody mismatched brawl.
LUMBER JACK assassinated PACEBALL 2 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   4 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         AIMED BLOW        18 -  14 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  28 -  1      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   8 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  28 -  5      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  20 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  17 -  0      32  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  11 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 656 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  5         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866        16   6  1  115 ANGRY BEES (464)
WALL OF STEEL    SPLASH 4849                22  12  0   95 RED DOG GANG (356)
BASHING ATTACK   JACK HAMMER 4815           16  10  1   94 ALL JACKED UP (463)
AIMED BLOW       JACK DANIELS 4813          14  12  0   93 ALL JACKED UP (463)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUG 4857                   15  12  0   90 RED DOG GANG (356)
STRIKING ATTACK  BUKKA WHITE 4142           15  12  1   75 DELTA BLUES (374)
TOTAL PARRY      SENATOR SMITH 4900          5   0  0   41 LENPROS (145)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MEMPHIS SLIM 3909.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was RED EARS 4899.  The ten other most popular fighters were MEMPHIS SLIM 3909, 
PROFESSOR PUTT 4909, DOCTOR DERSCH 4893, PACE GHOST 3193, STRIPE 4835, WHITE THIGHS 
4887, BEE MINE 4861, NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866, JACK DANIELS 4813, and BUZZ 4842.

The least popular fighter this week was POUTY LIPS 4880.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SCRAPPER BLACKWELL 4903, SENATOR SMITH 4900, PACESON VORHEES 4891, JACK 
SWAGGER 4921, TOOTH PACE 4890, LOST IN PACE 3196, LITTLE ROSIE 4834, JACK HAMMER 
4815, PACEBALL 2 4923, and SULTRY WALK 4885.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

JACK DANIELS (30-4813) ALL JACKED UP (463)