DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/06/2011    Duedate: 07/19/2011

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-657

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POSITION IS EMPTY

Chartered Recognition LeaderUnchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              POSITION IS EMPTY

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LITTLE ROSIE                   WHITE THIGHS
RED DOG GANG (356)             HER BEST ASSETS (461)
(30-4834) [21-25-1,92]         (30-4887) [4-5-1,44]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

RED DOG GANG (356)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ALL JACKED UP (463)         51
2. LENPROS (145)               30      LENPROS (145)
3. RED DOG GANG (356)          11      Unchartered Team
4. PACE'S WILD (321)            0
5. DELTA BLUES (374)           -3      ELANTI HUNTERS (286)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1246 739 38 62.8   1/ 2 RED DOG GANG (356)       11  4 0
 2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)       76  59  7 56.3   2/ 4 ALL JACKED UP (463)       8  7 1
 3/ 4 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     66  58  6 53.2   3/ 3 LENPROS (145)             7  3 1
 4/ 6 DELTA BLUES (374)         69  72  2 48.9   4/ 5 DELTA BLUES (374)         6  9 0
 5- 8 PACE'S WILD (321)         21  26  5 44.7   5/ 6 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     5  3 0
 6/ 7 ANGRY BEES (464)          75  93  8 44.6   6/ 1 ANGRY BEES (464)          5  5 1
 7/ 9 RED DOG GANG (356)       742 949 15 43.9   7- 7 PACE'S WILD (321)         0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 675): DORA of CANNIBALZ (Hannibal, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 674): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 659): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 662): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 258): MONKEY DO of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 658): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 656): NOTABUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 620): GOT THE RUNS of TOO OLD (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 284): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 503): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 560): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 675): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 674): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 659): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 662): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 658): GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 658): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 656): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 620): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 284): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 503): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 560): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 658): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 258): MONKEY DO of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
                              MRS. PEACOCK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 658): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 656): JACK DANIELS of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys 
to dogpile on.  RED DOG GANG now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep 
it.  It was a tough week for ANGRY BEES, to drop 5 places in the rankings.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for LUMBER JACK, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after 
mashing LEADBELLY like a melon.  Keep your eye on this beast.  And falling like a 
basher in the top ten was LEADBELLY, who dropped 13 points after a disappointing (to 
say the least) bout with LUMBER JACK.  What does the Duelmaster and Piltdown Man have 
in common?  They are both the most challenged apes in human history!  Heyheyhey!  
Drawing on all of his experience as a 14-12-0 warrior, JACK DANIELS went for the 
Duelmastership against NOTA BUTTERFLY this week.  In front of all the crowds, JACK 
DANIELS took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  An apple 
a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Did you hear that ANGRY BEES was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of ANGRY BEES' warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you who 
like math, try this one:  ANGRY BEES + Weapons That go Boom = LENPROS + Avoid City.  
In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, BUKKA WHITE went after JACK HAMMER, who 
was higher by 19 points.  Well, when the dust settled, BUKKA WHITE lost to JACK 
HAMMER.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Knowing when to use the right tactics at 
the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  And 
remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've 
heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUG 4857                     16  12  0   102       RED DOG GANG (356)
 CLEAVAGE 4838                13   7  0   102       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 JACK HAMMER 4815             17  10  1   101       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 SPLASH 4849                  23  12  0    97       RED DOG GANG (356)
 LITTLE ROSIE 4834            21  25  1    92       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEMPHIS SLIM 3909             9  20  0    90       DELTA BLUES (374)
 STRIPE 4835                  20  24  0    89       RED DOG GANG (356)
 NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866          16   7  1    87       ANGRY BEES (464)
 BUKKA WHITE 4142             15  13  1    72       DELTA BLUES (374)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUZZ 4842                    14  23  0    65       ANGRY BEES (464)
 SULTRY WALK 4885              7   2  1    65       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         6   4  0    64       LENPROS (145)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEE MINE 4861                11  14  0    56       ANGRY BEES (464)
-LOST IN PACE 3196             6   4  2    50       PACE'S WILD (321)
 SENATOR SMITH 4900            6   0  0    49       LENPROS (145)
-ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872         8   7  1    48       LENPROS (145)
 DOCTOR DERSCH 4893            5   2  0    47       LENPROS (145)
 WHITE THIGHS 4887             4   5  1    44       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUMBER JACK 4922              2   0  1    31       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-PACESON VORHEES 4891          4   2  0    28       PACE'S WILD (321)
-TOOTH PACE 4890               3   3  0    27       PACE'S WILD (321)
 RED EARS 4899                 4   4  0    26       RED DOG GANG (356)
-PACE GHOST 3193               6   4  2    24       PACE'S WILD (321)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POUTY LIPS 4880               3   1  0    20       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 LEADBELLY 4405                4   2  0    14       DELTA BLUES (374)
 PROFESSOR PUTT 4909           2   1  1    14       LENPROS (145)
 FLAPJACK 4920                 2   1  0    14       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-CUTENESS 4892                 2   2  0     9       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 JACK SWAGGER 4921             0   2  0     2       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 BLIND LEMON 4924              0   1  0     1       DELTA BLUES (374)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JACK THE RIPPER 4817   13 10 1 ALL JACKED UP 463    LOST IN PACE 3196     653  REVENGED
THE BEANSTALK 4901      0  3 0 ALL JACKED UP 463    PACE GHOST 3193       654   
SCRAPPER BLACKWE 4903   1  4 0 DELTA BLUES 374      PROFESSOR PUTT 4909   657   
IN YOUR PACE 3195       2  6 1 PACE'S WILD 321      WHITE THIGHS 4887     653  NOT REVENGED
PACEBALL 2 4923         0  1 0 PACE'S WILD 321      LUMBER JACK 4922      656   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye Forever! -- Lenpro

Lord Protector All Jacked Up -- We salute you.  Good luck in The Big Time. -- The
Lenpros

Nota Butterfly -- But maybe an Angry Bee, congratulations on yet another title.
Kudos.  Iaye deserves, and gets, the best. -- The Lenpros
P.S.  Where's that DM Column?

White Thighs -- You were just too smooth, too creamy, and too luscious for me.  My,
my. -- Doctor Dersch

Flapjack -- I hate getting beaten on the 19th hole!  My weapon just wasn't working--
especially on the short ones. -- Professor Putt

Paceson Vorhees -- Thanks for the challenge, son.  I needed the easy win. -- Senator
Smith
P.S.  And what a surprise it was with your style!?

Jack Daniels -- The better, more experienced, warrior won.  Kudos!  I guess that last
win of mine was just blind luck. -- Honorable Hafale

Pacemaker -- The Professor needs to go back to the golf course and work on
EVERYTHING.  I bought him a new wedge which he can use as a whiffle. -- Lenpro

All -- Jack Daniels 11-13-6-15-13-9-17; master +1 att, exp dec, exp + 2 par, ad ex
rip, exp + 1 def.  Low/vl, sh fav, learned dec.  Not at all what I expected.  Shoulda
been a waste. -- Pat Sajak

All -- I'm having some serious problems with Lumber Jack.  He's beyond my control.
I'm afraid it's in his blood to kill.  Please don't take any fight personally with
him, and don't say I didn't warn you. -- Pat Sajak

All -- Me gonna make stumps outta yous ones. -- Lumber Jack
P.S.  He he he...

Lenpro -- Thanx fro the online help.  Out here in the boonies the mail is kinda slow.
-- Pat Sajak

All -- I'm Jack Swagger and I'm the "All Iayean Guy."  Your women want me, your
children idolize me; hell, they both have toys shaped like me.

     Eeeewwwww! -- NAIEI

Pacemaker -- I liked it much better when Jorja went O fer.  The momentary lapse of
dog quips wan't quite long enuf.  Kinda makes you appreciate animal curelty huh? --
Pat Sajak

All -- Well, I guess I'm off to the immortal bar in the sky, that is if I make it
out.  Knowin my luck, I'll get poled on my way out, nah, the blood in my alcohol
stream is too stong for that.  I have to be honest, most of my time here has been
kinda "hazy."  I don't remember much, but it's been kool! -- Jack Daniels

Rug 4724 -- Just so you know...  Now that I know your name, I kneel bedside every
night and pray like the worthless peon I am.  My house has become a shrine.  I bought
a sweet altar at a mark down discount, so now I can meet any sacraficial needs you so
desire.  I pledge my life to you, just keep those numbers comin my way. -- Pat Sajak

     Not often we see the proper attitude around here! -- RUG #4724

Sherlock and Her Best Assest -- Am I going to have to talk smack to you guys until
you finally write something?  Half the fun is talkin smack!  Sherlock, I just wanna
tell you that I respect the way you play, I've given my numbers and would love to
learn from you.  I ask that you let me know Queen's numbers and now you get the jump
on Jack Knife. -- Pat Sajak

     I hope you aren't holding your breath?

Lenpro -- Do I smell another bare knuckled bout in the future?  Puttz can't hurt this
beautiful face! -- Jack Swagger

Lenpro the ever-helpful -- Not when you've got seven arenas to write personals for
all in the same day.  Then it's just depressing. -- Jorja

Our congratulations to Jack Daniels. -- Jorja and the Red Dog Gang

Pace Ghost -- In one way, we were well matched, as my red ears signify that I have a
paw in the Otherworld. -- Red Ears
P.S.  That's why I can speak in well-developed sentences, too.  Purely mundane dogs
are much less intelligent.

Cleavage -- I still don't understand why that's good.  It must give you a lot of
trouble when you go climbing through a barbed-wire fence. -- Little Rosie

Sultry Walk -- Huh?  I'm not getting that.  "Sultry" is a SMELL, not a walk. --
Stripe

The Veteran Mercenary got drunk and wandered onto MY lawn. -- Pug

M. Chardinee squeals when someone splashes him.  Kinda fun. -- Splash

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JACK DANIELS devastated NOTA BUTTERFLY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SULTRY WALK was handily defeated by MEMPHIS SLIM in a 1 minute Challenge match.
BUKKA WHITE was vanquished by JACK HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SENATOR SMITH luckily beat WHITE THIGHS in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
DOCTOR DERSCH devastated RED EARS in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge brawl.
PROFESSOR PUTT viciously butchered SCRAPPER BLACKWELL in a 3 minute Challenge match.
LUMBER JACK handily defeated LEADBELLY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SPLASH won victory over VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
CLEAVAGE won victory over STRIPE in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
PUG overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute gory uneven match.
LITTLE ROSIE demolished BUZZ in a 2 minute mismatched match.
BEE MINE handily defeated HAPPY PEASANT in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
POUTY LIPS outlasted JACK SWAGGER in a tiring 18 minute brawl.
FLAPJACK overcame BLIND LEMON in a 2 minute novice's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   4 -  0      76  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   4 -  0      73  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   7 -  1      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        18 -  14 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  28 -  6      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  31 -  1      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  21 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  15 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 657 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     PUG 4857                   16  12  0  102 RED DOG GANG (356)
LUNGING ATTACK   CLEAVAGE 4838              13   7  0  102 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
BASHING ATTACK   JACK HAMMER 4815           17  10  1  101 ALL JACKED UP (463)
WALL OF STEEL    SPLASH 4849                23  12  0   97 RED DOG GANG (356)
STRIKING ATTACK  BUKKA WHITE 4142           15  13  1   72 DELTA BLUES (374)
TOTAL PARRY      SENATOR SMITH 4900          6   0  0   49 LENPROS (145)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LITTLE ROSIE 4834.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was WHITE THIGHS 4887.  The ten other most popular fighters were PROFESSOR PUTT 
4909, PUG 4857, DOCTOR DERSCH 4893, LITTLE ROSIE 4834, SPLASH 4849, CLEAVAGE 4838, 
STRIPE 4835, FLAPJACK 4920, MEMPHIS SLIM 3909, and JACK HAMMER 4815.

The least popular fighter this week was POUTY LIPS 4880.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JACK SWAGGER 4921, LEADBELLY 4405, SCRAPPER BLACKWELL 4903, RED EARS 
4899, BUKKA WHITE 4142, SULTRY WALK 4885, BUZZ 4842, NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866, BLIND LEMON 
4924, and BEE MINE 4861.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

JACK HAMMER (30-4815) ALL JACKED UP (463)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JACK DANIELS (30-4813) ALL JACKED UP (463)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                          THE BUNNY GOD (2-5631) of 042909A               
                   BULLETPROOF MONK (11-4999) of LUROCIANS EXTREME 
                       COCO NUTS (60-8163) of FRUIT OF THE LOOM        
                          EAR (82-39911) of UNFORTUNATE HAIR               
                           NUTHYN (82-32147) of GAMMA HORDE                 
                          PORSCHE (82-41317) of COMPENSATING               

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes