DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/03/2011    Duedate: 08/16/2011

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-659

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MEMPHIS SLIM
DELTA BLUES (374)
(30-3909) [11-20-0,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MEMPHIS SLIM                   POSITION IS EMPTY
DELTA BLUES (374)              
(30-3909) [11-20-0,117]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MEMPHIS SLIM                   SULTRY WALK
DELTA BLUES (374)              HER BEST ASSETS (461)
(30-3909) [11-20-0,117]        (30-4885) [7-3-1,58]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LENPROS (145)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PACE'S WILD (321)           31
2. ANGRY BEES (464)            25      LENPROS (145)
3. ALL JACKED UP (463)         20      Unchartered Team
4. LENPROS (145)                7
5. DELTA BLUES (374)            6      INCARNATIONS (302)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1251 741 38 62.8   1/ 3 LENPROS (145)             8  2 1
 2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)       80  65  7 55.2   2/ 1 ALL JACKED UP (463)       8  7 0
 3/ 3 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     67  59  6 53.2   3/ 2 RED DOG GANG (356)        7  8 0
 4/ 4 DELTA BLUES (374)         74  76  2 49.3   4/ 4 DELTA BLUES (374)         6  8 0
 5/ 5 ANGRY BEES (464)          79  95  8 45.4   5/ 6 ANGRY BEES (464)          5  4 0
 6/ 7 PACE'S WILD (321)         25  32  6 43.9   6/ 7 PACE'S WILD (321)         4  6 1
 7/ 6 RED DOG GANG (356)       746 955 15 43.9   7/ 5 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     3  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 676): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 660): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 660): JELLIA BOONE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 622): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): ENGLISH BULLDOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 676): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 661): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 660): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 660): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 622): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
               (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                            MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 663): TENTACRUEL of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 660): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
             (turn 657): JACK HAMMER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 621): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  We now have a 
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  LENPROS now holds the crown and they 
are betting they can keep it.  Hey everybody, watch out for BUZZ, who flew up 17 
points in the rankings after mashing BUKKA WHITE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this 
guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 
was beat by LOST IN PACE and drops 12 points.  Going for the gusto and coming up with 
aught but bloody knuckles was RED DOG GANG's PUG, who was turned away from the 
Duelmastership by MEMPHIS SLIM.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so 
try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Did you hear that ANGRY BEES was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of ANGRY BEES' warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you who 
like math, try this one:  ANGRY BEES + Weapons That go Boom = LENPROS + Avoid City.  
Well just about everybody wants a piece of RED EARS, who was this week's most 
challenged warrior.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  We might as well mark the passing of 
FLAPJACK, who was relatively new to the arena at 3-2-0.  Probably killed before its 
first shave.  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may encounter 
problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real 
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEMPHIS SLIM 3909            11  20  0   117       DELTA BLUES (374)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866          18   7  1   106       ANGRY BEES (464)
-CLEAVAGE 4838                13   7  0   102       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 LITTLE ROSIE 4834            22  26  1    93       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUG 4857                     16  14  0    89       RED DOG GANG (356)
 SPLASH 4849                  23  14  0    84       RED DOG GANG (356)
 BUZZ 4842                    15  24  0    83       ANGRY BEES (464)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SENATOR SMITH 4900            8   0  0    66       LENPROS (145)
 LOST IN PACE 3196             7   5  2    64       PACE'S WILD (321)
-HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         6   4  0    64       LENPROS (145)
 BUKKA WHITE 4142             16  14  1    63       DELTA BLUES (374)
 BEE MINE 4861                12  15  0    58       ANGRY BEES (464)
 SULTRY WALK 4885              7   3  1    58       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 DOCTOR DERSCH 4893            7   2  0    57       LENPROS (145)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHITE THIGHS 4887             4   5  1    44       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872         9   8  1    43       LENPROS (145)
 LUMBER JACK 4922              3   1  1    43       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOOTH PACE 4890               4   4  1    33       PACE'S WILD (321)
 POUTY LIPS 4880               4   1  0    27       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 PACE GHOST 3193               6   6  2    26       PACE'S WILD (321)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED EARS 4899                 5   5  0    23       RED DOG GANG (356)
-PROFESSOR PUTT 4909           2   2  1    23       LENPROS (145)
 LEADBELLY 4405                5   3  0    22       DELTA BLUES (374)
 PACESON VORHEES 4891          4   4  0    22       PACE'S WILD (321)
 CHEVY PACE 4936               2   0  0    15       PACE'S WILD (321)
 JACK SWAGGER 4921             1   3  0    14       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 SON HOUSE 4935                0   1  0    11       DELTA BLUES (374)
 BLIND LEMON 4924              1   2  0     5       DELTA BLUES (374)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONE EYED JACK 4925            0   2  0     2       ALL JACKED UP (463)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FLAPJACK 4920           3  2 0 ALL JACKED UP 463    TOOTH PACE 4890       659   
JACK LEG 4 4938         0  1 0 ALL JACKED UP 463    WURM KIN              659  NONE
SCRAPPER BLACKWE 4903   1  4 0 DELTA BLUES 374      PROFESSOR PUTT 4909   657  REVENGED
PACEBALL 2 4923         0  1 0 PACE'S WILD 321      LUMBER JACK 4922      656   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Srripe!  Congratulations, Lord Protector. -- Lenpro

Nota Butterfly -- A great Duelmaster.  Kudos.  (Nothing to be angry about, you know?)
-- Lenpro

Paceson Vorhees -- Perhaps a little more time in church, or, better yet, more eagles
on the donation plate, would give you some better arena results.  Meanwhile, bless
you, my son. -- Archbishop Arndt

Yooth Pace -- Is that kinda like wiping the floor with you?  Okay.  Okay.  Brushing
my teeth is not like mopping the floor, but.... -- Doctor Dersch

Lumber Jack -- How nice of you to challenge me.  I needed the easy win.  AND, you got
my name in headlines as "least popular".  Thanks! -- Senator Smith

Hey, Bukka White!  Think you had enough firepower to handle me?  Kudos, I guess.
Whammo!  15-13-1 vs. 2-1-1; no wonder I couldn't sink that putt. -- Professor Putt

Delta Blue -- Nice tournament for Son House at 6-3-1.  And what a blood feud?!  Enjoy
it as it is probably the last attempt you will get. -- Lenpro

Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- Lenpro

Lenpros -- Are you sure your guys are not Indians?  Because they have been scalping
me lately. -- Pacemaker

Jorja -- Red Ears, that's one tough dog. -- Pacemaker

Pat Sajak -- I would like a W, for Win the next round sphinx! -- Pacemaker

Bee Mine -- Nice fight, yellow jacket. -- Pacemaker

RUG 4724 -- How can gods be so cruel?  I give, and I pray, and I sacrifice... and
this is what I ger in return.  Well, I will give and pray and sacrifice even harder!
I will remain the blind, brainwashed deciple you so desire! -- Pat Sajack

All -- It's the "All Iayean Guy," Jack Swagger, comin at you full force to bring you
the Swagger Stagger.  Now, I'm sure your tiny little rains are wondering "What's the
Swagger Stagger?"  Stick around next turn and prepare to be entertained by the best
damn thing in Iaye.

Pacemaker -- Somebody's got to liven this place up!  If it wasn't for us we'd have a
bunch of guys who're afraid to talk or an old man and woman playin knick knack patty
whack give a dog a bone.  We gotta get Circus Maximus back up in here! -- Pat Sajak

Pat Sajak -- Not a problem.  This kind of thing happens. -- Jorja
P.S.  And if you think your dog comment was possibly irritating, you should see what
I get in some arenas where my gladiators have "chef" as their day jobs!

Mike Vick -- That's what a squirt gun loaded with vinegar is for. -- Jorja
P.S.  It should be ammonia, but somebody took mine.

Whatever tourney was being reported, we salute those who participated in it. -- Jorja
and the Red Dog Gang

For those who really want to know, Stripe is a lunger, 11-4-13-13-15-17-11, adex in
init, experts in all the other areas, shortsword, moderate/high.  With that low CN,
he's lucky to get out alive, and he goes into retirement.  Gonna chase rabbits and
bark at mailmen. -- Jorja

Jack Hammer -- Drat.  I'm going to sulk.  Unless someone wants to squirt me with a
hose, that would be good. -- Pug

Memphis Slim -- Well, good.  I don't want a title, I just want to go swimming. --
Splash

Nota Butterfly -- Are you sure?  I thought maybe you were. -- Little Rosie

Buzz -- Dumb bee. -- Stripe

Pace Ghost -- It's too hot to get stirred up over a ghost. -- Red Ears
P.S.  Try me again in... October, maybe.

13 July 11
                                   Announcing!

          The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
          first of August of this year!
     It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv.  If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JACK LEG 4 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LOST IN PACE devastated ARCHBISHOP ARNDT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SENATOR SMITH overcame SULTRY WALK in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
LUMBER JACK vanquished RED EARS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TOOTH PACE slew FLAPJACK in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
ONE EYED JACK was demolished by LEADBELLY in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
MEMPHIS SLIM viciously subdued PUG in a 2 minute brutal master's Title fight.
STRIPE devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
NOTA BUTTERFLY viciously subdued SPLASH in a action packed 2 minute expert's melee.
LITTLE ROSIE overpowered BEE MINE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BUKKA WHITE was overpowered by BUZZ in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
DOCTOR DERSCH handily defeated PACESON VORHEES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PACE GHOST was outlasted by POUTY LIPS in a unpopular 14 minute match.
JACK SWAGGER viciously subdued BLIND LEMON in a 5 minute brutal novice's contest.
CHEVY PACE devastated SON HOUSE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   3 -  0      82  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   4 -  0      73  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  26 -  1      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  29 -  5      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  22 -  3      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  16 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 659 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866        18   7  1  106 ANGRY BEES (464)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUG 4857                   16  14  0   89 RED DOG GANG (356)
WALL OF STEEL    SPLASH 4849                23  14  0   84 RED DOG GANG (356)
TOTAL PARRY      SENATOR SMITH 4900          8   0  0   66 LENPROS (145)
STRIKING ATTACK  LOST IN PACE 3196           7   5  2   64 PACE'S WILD (321)
SLASHING ATTACK  ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872       9   8  1   43 LENPROS (145)
BASHING ATTACK   LUMBER JACK 4922            3   1  1   43 ALL JACKED UP (463)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MEMPHIS SLIM 3909.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SULTRY WALK 4885.  The ten other most popular fighters were NOTA BUTTERFLY 
4866, MEMPHIS SLIM 3909, JACK SWAGGER 4921, LEADBELLY 4405, LITTLE ROSIE 4834, BUZZ 
4842, SENATOR SMITH 4900, BUKKA WHITE 4142, DOCTOR DERSCH 4893, and BLIND LEMON 4924.

The least popular fighter this week was POUTY LIPS 4880.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PACE GHOST 3193, SON HOUSE 4935, PACESON VORHEES 4891, BEE MINE 4861, 
PUG 4857, ONE EYED JACK 4925, FLAPJACK 4920, RED EARS 4899, ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872, 
and JACK LEG 4 4938.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

STRIPE (30-4835) RED DOG GANG (356)

               FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FIREDRAKE 2070 (58-59-3)               1  4  0         STEEL BLADES         
TELA 2973 (50-148-2)                   0  5  0         GAMEHENDGE           

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CRAZY FINGERS 4480 (113-66-2)          0  4  0         THE WARLOCKS         

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CALYX 4151 (71-78-2)                   4  3  0         I GOTTA GO           
MESSENGER BIRD 4414 (45-49-3)          2  3  0         GAMEHENDGE           
CHARLIE PATTON 3911 (24-11-0)          1  3  0         DELTA BLUES          
BIG MAC 4547 (38-31-1)                 0  3  0         THE A'S -- LOSERS II 
STEINBACH 4473 (69-113-0)              0  1  0         THE A'S -- LOSERS II 
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 4583 (55-73-1)        0  3  0         THE WARLOCKS         
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 4586 (66-84-2)      0  3  0         GAMEHENDGE           

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WALT WEISS 4482 (38-45-1)              2  3  0         THE A'S -- LOSERS II 
QUEEN CHINEE 4588 (26-19-1)            1  3  0         THE WARLOCKS         
FRANKLINS TOWER 4725 (23-10-1)         0  3  0         THE WARLOCKS         
HELP ON THE WAY 4717 (17-47-2)         0  3  0         THE WARLOCKS         
OZZIE CANSECO 4723 (24-12-1)           0  3  0         THE A'S -- LOSERS II 

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MEMPHIS SLIM 3909 (9-20-0)             0  3  0         DELTA BLUES          
STINGER 4098 (9-11-0)                  0  3  0         RANDOM               

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ETNIES 4758 (11-8-0)                   2  3  0         RESCUE RANGERS II    

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DREAM OF DAY 4750 (11-2-0)             4  3  0         RANDOM               
EMERICA 4756 (9-1-1)                   3  3  0         RESCUE RANGERS II    

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SULTRY WALK 4885 (7-2-1)               4  3  0         HER BEST ASSETS      
DAVY JONES 4130 (4-3-0)                1  3  0         SAIL OR DIE          
BENTRUDDER 4132 (3-4-1)                0  3  0         SAIL OR DIE          
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 4131 (4-3-0)         0  3  0         SAIL OR DIE          
POUTY LIPS 4880 (3-1-0)                0  3  0         HER BEST ASSETS      

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CUTENESS 4892 (2-2-0)                  0  1  0  DEAD   HER BEST ASSETS      

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SON HOUSE 4935 (0-0-0)                 6  3  1         DELTA BLUES          
ERINE 4913 (0-0-0)                     5  3  0         RANDOM               
MINDBENDER 4934 (0-0-0)                2  3  0         THE WARLOCKS         
SPLITFINGER 4928 (0-0-0)               1  3  0         THE A'S -- LOSERS II 

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.