DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/03/2011 Duedate: 08/16/2011
IAYE ARENA
DM-30 TURN-659
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MEMPHIS SLIM
DELTA BLUES (374)
(30-3909) [11-20-0,117]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MEMPHIS SLIM POSITION IS EMPTY
DELTA BLUES (374)
(30-3909) [11-20-0,117]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MEMPHIS SLIM SULTRY WALK
DELTA BLUES (374) HER BEST ASSETS (461)
(30-3909) [11-20-0,117] (30-4885) [7-3-1,58]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LENPROS (145)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PACE'S WILD (321) 31
2. ANGRY BEES (464) 25 LENPROS (145)
3. ALL JACKED UP (463) 20 Unchartered Team
4. LENPROS (145) 7
5. DELTA BLUES (374) 6 INCARNATIONS (302)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 LENPROS (145) %1251 741 38 62.8 1/ 3 LENPROS (145) 8 2 1
2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463) 80 65 7 55.2 2/ 1 ALL JACKED UP (463) 8 7 0
3/ 3 HER BEST ASSETS (461) 67 59 6 53.2 3/ 2 RED DOG GANG (356) 7 8 0
4/ 4 DELTA BLUES (374) 74 76 2 49.3 4/ 4 DELTA BLUES (374) 6 8 0
5/ 5 ANGRY BEES (464) 79 95 8 45.4 5/ 6 ANGRY BEES (464) 5 4 0
6/ 7 PACE'S WILD (321) 25 32 6 43.9 6/ 7 PACE'S WILD (321) 4 6 1
7/ 6 RED DOG GANG (356) 746 955 15 43.9 7/ 5 HER BEST ASSETS (461) 3 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 676): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 660): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 660): JELLIA BOONE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 658): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 622): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): ENGLISH BULLDOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 285): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 337): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 676): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 661): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 660): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 660): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 658): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 622): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 285): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
(turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 663): TENTACRUEL of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 660): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 658): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 657): JACK HAMMER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 621): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. We now have a
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. LENPROS now holds the crown and they
are betting they can keep it. Hey everybody, watch out for BUZZ, who flew up 17
points in the rankings after mashing BUKKA WHITE like a melon. Keep your eye on this
guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. ARCHBISHOP ARNDT
was beat by LOST IN PACE and drops 12 points. Going for the gusto and coming up with
aught but bloody knuckles was RED DOG GANG's PUG, who was turned away from the
Duelmastership by MEMPHIS SLIM. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so
try and avoid aiming at that location.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Did you hear that ANGRY BEES was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the
personal hygiene of ANGRY BEES' warriors, I'm not surprised! For those of you who
like math, try this one: ANGRY BEES + Weapons That go Boom = LENPROS + Avoid City.
Well just about everybody wants a piece of RED EARS, who was this week's most
challenged warrior.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). We might as well mark the passing of
FLAPJACK, who was relatively new to the arena at 3-2-0. Probably killed before its
first shave. Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may encounter
problems on the trail to the Isle.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MEMPHIS SLIM 3909 11 20 0 117 DELTA BLUES (374)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866 18 7 1 106 ANGRY BEES (464)
-CLEAVAGE 4838 13 7 0 102 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
LITTLE ROSIE 4834 22 26 1 93 RED DOG GANG (356)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PUG 4857 16 14 0 89 RED DOG GANG (356)
SPLASH 4849 23 14 0 84 RED DOG GANG (356)
BUZZ 4842 15 24 0 83 ANGRY BEES (464)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SENATOR SMITH 4900 8 0 0 66 LENPROS (145)
LOST IN PACE 3196 7 5 2 64 PACE'S WILD (321)
-HONORABLE HAFALE 4878 6 4 0 64 LENPROS (145)
BUKKA WHITE 4142 16 14 1 63 DELTA BLUES (374)
BEE MINE 4861 12 15 0 58 ANGRY BEES (464)
SULTRY WALK 4885 7 3 1 58 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
DOCTOR DERSCH 4893 7 2 0 57 LENPROS (145)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WHITE THIGHS 4887 4 5 1 44 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872 9 8 1 43 LENPROS (145)
LUMBER JACK 4922 3 1 1 43 ALL JACKED UP (463)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOOTH PACE 4890 4 4 1 33 PACE'S WILD (321)
POUTY LIPS 4880 4 1 0 27 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
PACE GHOST 3193 6 6 2 26 PACE'S WILD (321)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RED EARS 4899 5 5 0 23 RED DOG GANG (356)
-PROFESSOR PUTT 4909 2 2 1 23 LENPROS (145)
LEADBELLY 4405 5 3 0 22 DELTA BLUES (374)
PACESON VORHEES 4891 4 4 0 22 PACE'S WILD (321)
CHEVY PACE 4936 2 0 0 15 PACE'S WILD (321)
JACK SWAGGER 4921 1 3 0 14 ALL JACKED UP (463)
SON HOUSE 4935 0 1 0 11 DELTA BLUES (374)
BLIND LEMON 4924 1 2 0 5 DELTA BLUES (374)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ONE EYED JACK 4925 0 2 0 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FLAPJACK 4920 3 2 0 ALL JACKED UP 463 TOOTH PACE 4890 659
JACK LEG 4 4938 0 1 0 ALL JACKED UP 463 WURM KIN 659 NONE
SCRAPPER BLACKWE 4903 1 4 0 DELTA BLUES 374 PROFESSOR PUTT 4909 657 REVENGED
PACEBALL 2 4923 0 1 0 PACE'S WILD 321 LUMBER JACK 4922 656
PERSONAL ADS
Srripe! Congratulations, Lord Protector. -- Lenpro
Nota Butterfly -- A great Duelmaster. Kudos. (Nothing to be angry about, you know?)
-- Lenpro
Paceson Vorhees -- Perhaps a little more time in church, or, better yet, more eagles
on the donation plate, would give you some better arena results. Meanwhile, bless
you, my son. -- Archbishop Arndt
Yooth Pace -- Is that kinda like wiping the floor with you? Okay. Okay. Brushing
my teeth is not like mopping the floor, but.... -- Doctor Dersch
Lumber Jack -- How nice of you to challenge me. I needed the easy win. AND, you got
my name in headlines as "least popular". Thanks! -- Senator Smith
Hey, Bukka White! Think you had enough firepower to handle me? Kudos, I guess.
Whammo! 15-13-1 vs. 2-1-1; no wonder I couldn't sink that putt. -- Professor Putt
Delta Blue -- Nice tournament for Son House at 6-3-1. And what a blood feud?! Enjoy
it as it is probably the last attempt you will get. -- Lenpro
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Lenpro
Lenpros -- Are you sure your guys are not Indians? Because they have been scalping
me lately. -- Pacemaker
Jorja -- Red Ears, that's one tough dog. -- Pacemaker
Pat Sajak -- I would like a W, for Win the next round sphinx! -- Pacemaker
Bee Mine -- Nice fight, yellow jacket. -- Pacemaker
RUG 4724 -- How can gods be so cruel? I give, and I pray, and I sacrifice... and
this is what I ger in return. Well, I will give and pray and sacrifice even harder!
I will remain the blind, brainwashed deciple you so desire! -- Pat Sajack
All -- It's the "All Iayean Guy," Jack Swagger, comin at you full force to bring you
the Swagger Stagger. Now, I'm sure your tiny little rains are wondering "What's the
Swagger Stagger?" Stick around next turn and prepare to be entertained by the best
damn thing in Iaye.
Pacemaker -- Somebody's got to liven this place up! If it wasn't for us we'd have a
bunch of guys who're afraid to talk or an old man and woman playin knick knack patty
whack give a dog a bone. We gotta get Circus Maximus back up in here! -- Pat Sajak
Pat Sajak -- Not a problem. This kind of thing happens. -- Jorja
P.S. And if you think your dog comment was possibly irritating, you should see what
I get in some arenas where my gladiators have "chef" as their day jobs!
Mike Vick -- That's what a squirt gun loaded with vinegar is for. -- Jorja
P.S. It should be ammonia, but somebody took mine.
Whatever tourney was being reported, we salute those who participated in it. -- Jorja
and the Red Dog Gang
For those who really want to know, Stripe is a lunger, 11-4-13-13-15-17-11, adex in
init, experts in all the other areas, shortsword, moderate/high. With that low CN,
he's lucky to get out alive, and he goes into retirement. Gonna chase rabbits and
bark at mailmen. -- Jorja
Jack Hammer -- Drat. I'm going to sulk. Unless someone wants to squirt me with a
hose, that would be good. -- Pug
Memphis Slim -- Well, good. I don't want a title, I just want to go swimming. --
Splash
Nota Butterfly -- Are you sure? I thought maybe you were. -- Little Rosie
Buzz -- Dumb bee. -- Stripe
Pace Ghost -- It's too hot to get stirred up over a ghost. -- Red Ears
P.S. Try me again in... October, maybe.
13 July 11
Announcing!
The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
first of August of this year!
It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv. If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JACK LEG 4 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LOST IN PACE devastated ARCHBISHOP ARNDT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SENATOR SMITH overcame SULTRY WALK in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
LUMBER JACK vanquished RED EARS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TOOTH PACE slew FLAPJACK in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
ONE EYED JACK was demolished by LEADBELLY in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
MEMPHIS SLIM viciously subdued PUG in a 2 minute brutal master's Title fight.
STRIPE devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
NOTA BUTTERFLY viciously subdued SPLASH in a action packed 2 minute expert's melee.
LITTLE ROSIE overpowered BEE MINE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BUKKA WHITE was overpowered by BUZZ in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
DOCTOR DERSCH handily defeated PACESON VORHEES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PACE GHOST was outlasted by POUTY LIPS in a unpopular 14 minute match.
JACK SWAGGER viciously subdued BLIND LEMON in a 5 minute brutal novice's contest.
CHEVY PACE devastated SON HOUSE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 3 - 0 82 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 4 - 0 73 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 26 - 1 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 29 - 5 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 22 - 3 46 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 16 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 659 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866 18 7 1 106 ANGRY BEES (464)
PARRY-STRIKE PUG 4857 16 14 0 89 RED DOG GANG (356)
WALL OF STEEL SPLASH 4849 23 14 0 84 RED DOG GANG (356)
TOTAL PARRY SENATOR SMITH 4900 8 0 0 66 LENPROS (145)
STRIKING ATTACK LOST IN PACE 3196 7 5 2 64 PACE'S WILD (321)
SLASHING ATTACK ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872 9 8 1 43 LENPROS (145)
BASHING ATTACK LUMBER JACK 4922 3 1 1 43 ALL JACKED UP (463)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MEMPHIS SLIM 3909. The most popular warrior this
turn was SULTRY WALK 4885. The ten other most popular fighters were NOTA BUTTERFLY
4866, MEMPHIS SLIM 3909, JACK SWAGGER 4921, LEADBELLY 4405, LITTLE ROSIE 4834, BUZZ
4842, SENATOR SMITH 4900, BUKKA WHITE 4142, DOCTOR DERSCH 4893, and BLIND LEMON 4924.
The least popular fighter this week was POUTY LIPS 4880. The other ten least popular
fighters were PACE GHOST 3193, SON HOUSE 4935, PACESON VORHEES 4891, BEE MINE 4861,
PUG 4857, ONE EYED JACK 4925, FLAPJACK 4920, RED EARS 4899, ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872,
and JACK LEG 4 4938.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
STRIPE (30-4835) RED DOG GANG (356)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVII
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FIREDRAKE 2070 (58-59-3) 1 4 0 STEEL BLADES
TELA 2973 (50-148-2) 0 5 0 GAMEHENDGE
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CRAZY FINGERS 4480 (113-66-2) 0 4 0 THE WARLOCKS
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CALYX 4151 (71-78-2) 4 3 0 I GOTTA GO
MESSENGER BIRD 4414 (45-49-3) 2 3 0 GAMEHENDGE
CHARLIE PATTON 3911 (24-11-0) 1 3 0 DELTA BLUES
BIG MAC 4547 (38-31-1) 0 3 0 THE A'S -- LOSERS II
STEINBACH 4473 (69-113-0) 0 1 0 THE A'S -- LOSERS II
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 4583 (55-73-1) 0 3 0 THE WARLOCKS
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 4586 (66-84-2) 0 3 0 GAMEHENDGE
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WALT WEISS 4482 (38-45-1) 2 3 0 THE A'S -- LOSERS II
QUEEN CHINEE 4588 (26-19-1) 1 3 0 THE WARLOCKS
FRANKLINS TOWER 4725 (23-10-1) 0 3 0 THE WARLOCKS
HELP ON THE WAY 4717 (17-47-2) 0 3 0 THE WARLOCKS
OZZIE CANSECO 4723 (24-12-1) 0 3 0 THE A'S -- LOSERS II
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MEMPHIS SLIM 3909 (9-20-0) 0 3 0 DELTA BLUES
STINGER 4098 (9-11-0) 0 3 0 RANDOM
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ETNIES 4758 (11-8-0) 2 3 0 RESCUE RANGERS II
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DREAM OF DAY 4750 (11-2-0) 4 3 0 RANDOM
EMERICA 4756 (9-1-1) 3 3 0 RESCUE RANGERS II
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SULTRY WALK 4885 (7-2-1) 4 3 0 HER BEST ASSETS
DAVY JONES 4130 (4-3-0) 1 3 0 SAIL OR DIE
BENTRUDDER 4132 (3-4-1) 0 3 0 SAIL OR DIE
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 4131 (4-3-0) 0 3 0 SAIL OR DIE
POUTY LIPS 4880 (3-1-0) 0 3 0 HER BEST ASSETS
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CUTENESS 4892 (2-2-0) 0 1 0 DEAD HER BEST ASSETS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SON HOUSE 4935 (0-0-0) 6 3 1 DELTA BLUES
ERINE 4913 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 RANDOM
MINDBENDER 4934 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 THE WARLOCKS
SPLITFINGER 4928 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 THE A'S -- LOSERS II
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.