DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/17/2011 Duedate: 08/30/2011
IAYE ARENA
DM-30 TURN-660
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NOTA BUTTERFLY
ANGRY BEES (464)
(30-4866) [19-7-1,116]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NOTA BUTTERFLY POSITION IS EMPTY
ANGRY BEES (464)
(30-4866) [19-7-1,116]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LITTLE ROSIE DOCTOR DERSCH
RED DOG GANG (356) LENPROS (145)
(30-4834) [23-26-1,96] (30-4893) [7-3-0,62]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
RED DOG GANG (356)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PACE'S WILD (321) 27
2. ANGRY BEES (464) 22 LENPROS (145)
3. LENPROS (145) 17 Unchartered Team
4. RED DOG GANG (356) 16
5. HER BEST ASSETS (461) 0 PIXAR'S ARMY (429)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 LENPROS (145) %1252 742 38 62.8 1/ 3 RED DOG GANG (356) 8 7 0
2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463) 80 68 7 54.1 2/ 5 ANGRY BEES (464) 7 2 0
3- 3 HER BEST ASSETS (461) 67 59 6 53.2 3/ 6 PACE'S WILD (321) 7 8 2
4/ 4 DELTA BLUES (374) 74 80 2 48.1 4/ 1 LENPROS (145) 6 3 0
5/ 5 ANGRY BEES (464) 82 95 8 46.3 5/ 4 DELTA BLUES (374) 5 8 0
6/ 6 PACE'S WILD (321) 28 34 7 45.2 6/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463) 4 9 0
7/ 7 RED DOG GANG (356) 750 956 15 44.0 7- 7 HER BEST ASSETS (461) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 677): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 662): CHICKEN GUARD of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 659): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 623): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 611): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 506): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 563): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 677): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 662): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 661): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 659): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 623): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 563): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): DOGMEAT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
(turn 664): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
(turn 660): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 658): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, IAYE? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before?
Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, LENPROS, since RED DOG GANG took top
team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Now keep the taverns open late
tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for ALL JACKED UP, whose 0-3-0 this turn
dropped them by 4 into 6th. Ha! ANGRY BEES turned their 3-0-0 turn into a 2nd place
rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists.
Now let's all watch RED DOG GANG's heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn. Haa ha ha
ha! Big shots, big talk, big deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see
CHEVY PACE win a fight and gain 15 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, ARCHBISHOP ARNDT beat
LUMBER JACK and LUMBER JACK lost 9 points. You're breakin' my heart. And it's out
with the old, in with the new, as NOTA BUTTERFLY takes the Title and last week's bar
tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes,
how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? PACE'S WILD was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered...
grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like LENPROS avoided them the most this
turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Ooh, I'm frightfully
impressed, LEADBELLY was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell,
sports fans. I guess I can give a little credit to LOST IN PACE of PACE'S WILD for
challenging up by 25 to PUG. LOST IN PACE lost to get 66 points of recognition.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only
shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Phlllt! Just had to do that before
I leave the fine city of IAYE. I feel much better now. Paste this one in your
scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866 19 7 1 116 ANGRY BEES (464)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CLEAVAGE 4838 13 7 0 102 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
LITTLE ROSIE 4834 23 26 1 96 RED DOG GANG (356)
MEMPHIS SLIM 3909 11 21 0 93 DELTA BLUES (374)
PUG 4857 17 14 0 91 RED DOG GANG (356)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUZZ 4842 16 24 0 85 ANGRY BEES (464)
SPLASH 4849 23 15 0 84 RED DOG GANG (356)
BEE MINE 4861 13 15 0 68 ANGRY BEES (464)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SENATOR SMITH 4900 8 0 0 66 LENPROS (145)
LOST IN PACE 3196 7 6 2 66 PACE'S WILD (321)
BUKKA WHITE 4142 16 15 1 64 DELTA BLUES (374)
-HONORABLE HAFALE 4878 6 4 0 64 LENPROS (145)
DOCTOR DERSCH 4893 7 3 0 62 LENPROS (145)
-SULTRY WALK 4885 7 3 1 58 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872 10 8 1 55 LENPROS (145)
-WHITE THIGHS 4887 4 5 1 44 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
TOOTH PACE 4890 5 4 1 35 PACE'S WILD (321)
LUMBER JACK 4922 3 2 1 34 ALL JACKED UP (463)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHEVY PACE 4936 3 0 0 30 PACE'S WILD (321)
PACESON VORHEES 4891 5 4 1 29 PACE'S WILD (321)
PACE GHOST 3193 6 7 2 27 PACE'S WILD (321)
RED EARS 4899 6 5 0 27 RED DOG GANG (356)
-POUTY LIPS 4880 4 1 0 27 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PROFESSOR PUTT 4909 2 2 1 23 LENPROS (145)
LEADBELLY 4405 5 4 0 19 DELTA BLUES (374)
JACK SWAGGER 4921 1 4 0 12 ALL JACKED UP (463)
SON HOUSE 4935 0 2 0 12 DELTA BLUES (374)
SPECKLE 4939 1 0 0 7 RED DOG GANG (356)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BLIND LEMON 4924 1 2 0 5 DELTA BLUES (374)
ONE EYED JACK 4925 0 3 0 3 ALL JACKED UP (463)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FRIENDLY CONSTAB 0 0 0 PACESON VORHEES 4891 660 NONE
FLAPJACK 4920 3 2 0 ALL JACKED UP 463 TOOTH PACE 4890 659
SCRAPPER BLACKWE 4903 1 4 0 DELTA BLUES 374 PROFESSOR PUTT 4909 657 REVENGED
PACEBALL 2 4923 0 1 0 PACE'S WILD 321 LUMBER JACK 4922 656 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Pacemaker -- Scalping YOU?! How crass! Well, we do have a lot of box seats; maybe
we are scalping them? We do enjoy pulling out our wiffles and flogging now and then.
(wink) -- Lenpro.
Lost On Pace -- It seems that Pacemaker knows not what he says as you clearly pounded
on me this turn. Holy cow! (Voiced like a prayer.) -- Archbishop Arndt
Sultry Walk -- Maybe if you would put a little more wiggle in it I could take you on
as my page? -- Senator Smith
Paceson Vorhees -- I tink I was very, very lucky. -- Doctor Dersch
Swagger? There are some mighty fine Bob The Nailer sniper books out there. (Bob
Swagger-- not Pat.) -- Lenpro the reader
Old man!!!!!!!!! Some of us ARE old. And then there are some who compete like they
are old. -- Lenpro's Son
Now, now, Son: I did say to stir up some stuff, but that is carrying it way too far!
-- Lenpro (laughing and bent over in mirth.)
Health. Humility. Honor. Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro
Lenpros -- You Arndt not lose like that. -- Pacemaker
Lenpros -- I ought to spit some mouthwash in that dude's eye! I'm glad I don't wear
depends until the day I did, and Toothpace will survive yea! (The the tune of
"Country Boy Can Survive.") -- Pacemaker
Jorja -- That bite stings. -- Pace Ghost
Sajak -- It's time to pull out a couple new jumping jacks. -- Koontz
Col. Koontz -- My machete hasn't been working lately, maybe a spear-gun and a new
hockey mask. -- Paceson Vorhees
What's up, Iaye! Jack Swagger, the all Iayen guy, here comin at you live from this
wretched place you all call home, Iaye. Sit back in your seats and prepare to be
electrified.
Well, well, well, who could ever expect it, Lenpros is once again Avoid King, what an
elder pansy. "All challenges accepted" he says, scared to fight is what I say. And
look, what do we have here? Pace's Wild got top team on the move, it's about time!
Jeez, a 1-4 and a 0-5 turn back to back makes one question their abilities. Nice
job, Koontz!
It looks like the past couple of turns for the Angry Beex was just dumb luck, they've
gone back to heir normal losing ways, just look at that career win loss. No wonder
they're scared to speak.
And what's up with Pacemaker killin' all of Sajack's guys? I thought they were
friends. Oh well, more Jacks will come, but unfortunately, none of them will be
anywhere close to the style and profile of Jack Swagger. Just remember, you got ham
no burger, you got Aid but no Kool and keep those fat Vienna sausage fingers of
ya'll's off my stuff!
Well, this is all of the Swagger I'm sure you all can handle, I know my charisma is
overwhelming and you can't stop admiring my chiseled good looks cause the amazed
expressions on your ugly, porous faces tells me all I need to know! -- Pat Sajak
Senator Smitty -- You gonna become my stump. -- Lumber Jack
P.S. He he he.
Pacemaker -- What's with Lenpro callin' you son and youth? I know he probably has
children older than you, but take it easy on ol' paw paw Lenpro. Now there's a new
dude named Son House, boy is he going to be confused. -- Pat Sajak
Jorja -- I'm just role playin', don't take me personally. I'm ignorant sometimes. --
Pat Sajak
Aren't we all, sometimes.
Lenpro -- Thanks. Is that... a knuckle-bone in your hand? -- Stripe
Pacemaker -- So far. -- Jorja
Again, a tourney is reported, and, again, we salute those who went. -- Jorja and the
Red Dog Gang
Lumber Jack -- Ow! I'd whine if I thought it would do any good. -- Red Ears
Memphis Slim -- How did you DO that? I bit you, I had a good grip on your leg, and
you just slid out! You're too thin. It was trying to bite an earthworm, except
tasting bad. -- Pug
That dog-kicker of a Kung-Fu Master won't bother ME again. -- Stripe
Nota Butterfly -- Yeah, I got that. -- Splash
Bee Mine -- But only if you're a bone, or maybe a rawhide chewy toy. -- Little Rosie
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LOST IN PACE was bested by PUG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
ARCHBISHOP ARNDT vanquished LUMBER JACK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
CHEVY PACE demolished LEADBELLY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
JACK SWAGGER slimly lost to RED EARS in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
MEMPHIS SLIM was devastated by NOTA BUTTERFLY in a 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
LITTLE ROSIE savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 3 minute one-sided struggle.
BUZZ defeated DOCTOR DERSCH in a action packed 4 minute uneven melee.
SPLASH lost to KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
BEE MINE won victory over BUKKA WHITE in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
TOOTH PACE defeated SON HOUSE in a action packed 1 minute match.
PACE GHOST was overpowered by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
PACESON VORHEES butchered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ONE EYED JACK was subdued by SPECKLE in a popular 1 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 3 - 0 81 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 5 - 0 69 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 AIMED BLOW 16 - 12 - 1 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 25 - 1 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 30 - 31 - 5 49 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 18 - 21 - 2 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 12 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 15 - 0 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 660 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866 19 7 1 116 ANGRY BEES (464)
PARRY-STRIKE PUG 4857 17 14 0 91 RED DOG GANG (356)
WALL OF STEEL SPLASH 4849 23 15 0 84 RED DOG GANG (356)
STRIKING ATTACK LOST IN PACE 3196 7 6 2 66 PACE'S WILD (321)
SLASHING ATTACK ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872 10 8 1 55 LENPROS (145)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TOOTH PACE 4890 5 4 1 35 PACE'S WILD (321)
BASHING ATTACK LUMBER JACK 4922 3 2 1 34 ALL JACKED UP (463)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LITTLE ROSIE 4834. The most popular warrior this
turn was DOCTOR DERSCH 4893. The ten other most popular fighters were LOST IN PACE
3196, LITTLE ROSIE 4834, BUZZ 4842, JACK SWAGGER 4921, RED EARS 4899, BEE MINE 4861,
BUKKA WHITE 4142, ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872, SPECKLE 4939, and PUG 4857.
The least popular fighter this week was MEMPHIS SLIM 3909. The other ten least
popular fighters were LEADBELLY 4405, LUMBER JACK 4922, PACESON VORHEES 4891, PACE
GHOST 3193, ONE EYED JACK 4925, SON HOUSE 4935, TOOTH PACE 4890, SPLASH 4849, NOTA
BUTTERFLY 4866, and CHEVY PACE 4936.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
NOTA BUTTERFLY (30-4866) ANGRY BEES (464)