DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/17/2011    Duedate: 08/30/2011

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-660

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NOTA BUTTERFLY
ANGRY BEES (464)
(30-4866) [19-7-1,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NOTA BUTTERFLY                 POSITION IS EMPTY
ANGRY BEES (464)               
(30-4866) [19-7-1,116]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LITTLE ROSIE                   DOCTOR DERSCH
RED DOG GANG (356)             LENPROS (145)
(30-4834) [23-26-1,96]         (30-4893) [7-3-0,62]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

RED DOG GANG (356)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PACE'S WILD (321)           27
2. ANGRY BEES (464)            22      LENPROS (145)
3. LENPROS (145)               17      Unchartered Team
4. RED DOG GANG (356)          16
5. HER BEST ASSETS (461)        0      PIXAR'S ARMY (429)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1252 742 38 62.8   1/ 3 RED DOG GANG (356)        8  7 0
 2/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)       80  68  7 54.1   2/ 5 ANGRY BEES (464)          7  2 0
 3- 3 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     67  59  6 53.2   3/ 6 PACE'S WILD (321)         7  8 2
 4/ 4 DELTA BLUES (374)         74  80  2 48.1   4/ 1 LENPROS (145)             6  3 0
 5/ 5 ANGRY BEES (464)          82  95  8 46.3   5/ 4 DELTA BLUES (374)         5  8 0
 6/ 6 PACE'S WILD (321)         28  34  7 45.2   6/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)       4  9 0
 7/ 7 RED DOG GANG (356)       750 956 15 44.0   7- 7 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 677): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): CHICKEN GUARD of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 659): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 623): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 611): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 506): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 563): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 677): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 659): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 623): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 563): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): DOGMEAT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                (turn 664): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                            MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
               (turn 660): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, IAYE?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before? 
Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, LENPROS, since RED DOG GANG took top 
team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Now keep the taverns open late 
tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for ALL JACKED UP, whose 0-3-0 this turn 
dropped them by 4 into 6th.  Ha!  ANGRY BEES turned their 3-0-0 turn into a 2nd place 
rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists.  
Now let's all watch RED DOG GANG's heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha 
ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see 
CHEVY PACE win a fight and gain 15 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, ARCHBISHOP ARNDT beat 
LUMBER JACK and LUMBER JACK lost 9 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out 
with the old, in with the new, as NOTA BUTTERFLY takes the Title and last week's bar 
tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, 
how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  PACE'S WILD was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like LENPROS avoided them the most this 
turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm frightfully 
impressed, LEADBELLY was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, 
sports fans.  I guess I can give a little credit to LOST IN PACE of PACE'S WILD for 
challenging up by 25 to PUG.  LOST IN PACE lost to get 66 points of recognition.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only 
shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before 
I leave the fine city of IAYE.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in your 
scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866          19   7  1   116       ANGRY BEES (464)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLEAVAGE 4838                13   7  0   102       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 LITTLE ROSIE 4834            23  26  1    96       RED DOG GANG (356)
 MEMPHIS SLIM 3909            11  21  0    93       DELTA BLUES (374)
 PUG 4857                     17  14  0    91       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUZZ 4842                    16  24  0    85       ANGRY BEES (464)
 SPLASH 4849                  23  15  0    84       RED DOG GANG (356)
 BEE MINE 4861                13  15  0    68       ANGRY BEES (464)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SENATOR SMITH 4900            8   0  0    66       LENPROS (145)
 LOST IN PACE 3196             7   6  2    66       PACE'S WILD (321)
 BUKKA WHITE 4142             16  15  1    64       DELTA BLUES (374)
-HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         6   4  0    64       LENPROS (145)
 DOCTOR DERSCH 4893            7   3  0    62       LENPROS (145)
-SULTRY WALK 4885              7   3  1    58       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872        10   8  1    55       LENPROS (145)
-WHITE THIGHS 4887             4   5  1    44       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 TOOTH PACE 4890               5   4  1    35       PACE'S WILD (321)
 LUMBER JACK 4922              3   2  1    34       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHEVY PACE 4936               3   0  0    30       PACE'S WILD (321)
 PACESON VORHEES 4891          5   4  1    29       PACE'S WILD (321)
 PACE GHOST 3193               6   7  2    27       PACE'S WILD (321)
 RED EARS 4899                 6   5  0    27       RED DOG GANG (356)
-POUTY LIPS 4880               4   1  0    27       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PROFESSOR PUTT 4909           2   2  1    23       LENPROS (145)
 LEADBELLY 4405                5   4  0    19       DELTA BLUES (374)
 JACK SWAGGER 4921             1   4  0    12       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 SON HOUSE 4935                0   2  0    12       DELTA BLUES (374)
 SPECKLE 4939                  1   0  0     7       RED DOG GANG (356)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLIND LEMON 4924              1   2  0     5       DELTA BLUES (374)
 ONE EYED JACK 4925            0   3  0     3       ALL JACKED UP (463)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRIENDLY CONSTAB        0  0 0                      PACESON VORHEES 4891  660  NONE
FLAPJACK 4920           3  2 0 ALL JACKED UP 463    TOOTH PACE 4890       659   
SCRAPPER BLACKWE 4903   1  4 0 DELTA BLUES 374      PROFESSOR PUTT 4909   657  REVENGED
PACEBALL 2 4923         0  1 0 PACE'S WILD 321      LUMBER JACK 4922      656  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Pacemaker -- Scalping YOU?!  How crass!  Well, we do have a lot of box seats; maybe
we are scalping them?  We do enjoy pulling out our wiffles and flogging now and then.
(wink) -- Lenpro.

Lost On Pace -- It seems that Pacemaker knows not what he says as you clearly pounded
on me this turn.  Holy cow!  (Voiced like a prayer.) -- Archbishop Arndt

Sultry Walk -- Maybe if you would put a little more wiggle in it I could take you on
as my page? -- Senator Smith

Paceson Vorhees -- I tink I was very, very lucky. -- Doctor Dersch

Swagger?  There are some mighty fine Bob The Nailer sniper books out there.  (Bob
Swagger-- not Pat.) -- Lenpro the reader

Old man!!!!!!!!!  Some of us ARE old.  And then there are some who compete like they
are old. -- Lenpro's Son

Now, now, Son:  I did say to stir up some stuff, but that is carrying it way too far!
-- Lenpro (laughing and bent over in mirth.)

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro

Lenpros -- You Arndt not lose like that. -- Pacemaker

Lenpros -- I ought to spit some mouthwash in that dude's eye!  I'm glad I don't wear
depends until the day I did, and Toothpace will survive yea!  (The the tune of
"Country Boy Can Survive.") -- Pacemaker

Jorja -- That bite stings. -- Pace Ghost

Sajak -- It's time to pull out a couple new jumping jacks. -- Koontz

Col. Koontz -- My machete hasn't been working lately, maybe a spear-gun and a new
hockey mask. -- Paceson Vorhees

What's up, Iaye!  Jack Swagger, the all Iayen guy, here comin at you live from this
wretched place you all call home, Iaye.  Sit back in your seats and prepare to be
electrified.

Well, well, well, who could ever expect it, Lenpros is once again Avoid King, what an
elder pansy.  "All challenges accepted" he says, scared to fight is what I say.  And
look, what do we have here?  Pace's Wild got top team on the move, it's about time!
Jeez, a 1-4 and a 0-5 turn back to back makes one question their abilities.  Nice
job, Koontz!

It looks like the past couple of turns for the Angry Beex was just dumb luck, they've
gone back to heir normal losing ways, just look at that career win loss.  No wonder
they're scared to speak.

And what's up with Pacemaker killin' all of Sajack's guys?  I thought they were
friends.  Oh well, more Jacks will come, but unfortunately, none of them will be
anywhere close to the style and profile of Jack Swagger.  Just remember, you got ham
no burger, you got Aid but no Kool and keep those fat Vienna sausage fingers of
ya'll's off my stuff!

Well, this is all of the Swagger I'm sure you all can handle, I know my charisma is
overwhelming and you can't stop admiring my chiseled good looks cause the amazed
expressions on your ugly, porous faces tells me all I need to know! -- Pat Sajak

Senator Smitty -- You gonna become my stump. -- Lumber Jack
P.S.  He he he.

Pacemaker -- What's with Lenpro callin' you son and youth?  I know he probably has
children older than you, but take it easy on ol' paw paw Lenpro.  Now there's a new
dude named Son House, boy is he going to be confused. -- Pat Sajak

Jorja -- I'm just role playin', don't take me personally.  I'm ignorant sometimes. --
Pat Sajak

     Aren't we all, sometimes.

Lenpro -- Thanks.  Is that... a knuckle-bone in your hand? -- Stripe

Pacemaker -- So far. -- Jorja

Again, a tourney is reported, and, again, we salute those who went. -- Jorja and the
Red Dog Gang

Lumber Jack -- Ow!  I'd whine if I thought it would do any good. -- Red Ears

Memphis Slim -- How did you DO that?  I bit you, I had a good grip on your leg, and
you just slid out!  You're too thin.  It was trying to bite an earthworm, except
tasting bad. -- Pug

That dog-kicker of a Kung-Fu Master won't bother ME again. -- Stripe

Nota Butterfly -- Yeah, I got that. -- Splash

Bee Mine -- But only if you're a bone, or maybe a rawhide chewy toy. -- Little Rosie

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LOST IN PACE was bested by PUG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
ARCHBISHOP ARNDT vanquished LUMBER JACK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
CHEVY PACE demolished LEADBELLY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
JACK SWAGGER slimly lost to RED EARS in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
MEMPHIS SLIM was devastated by NOTA BUTTERFLY in a 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
LITTLE ROSIE savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 3 minute one-sided struggle.
BUZZ defeated DOCTOR DERSCH in a action packed 4 minute uneven melee.
SPLASH lost to KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
BEE MINE won victory over BUKKA WHITE in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
TOOTH PACE defeated SON HOUSE in a action packed 1 minute match.
PACE GHOST was overpowered by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
PACESON VORHEES butchered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ONE EYED JACK was subdued by SPECKLE in a popular 1 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   3 -  0      81  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         AIMED BLOW        16 -  12 -  1      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  25 -  1      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  31 -  5      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  21 -  2      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  12 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  15 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 660 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   NOTA BUTTERFLY 4866        19   7  1  116 ANGRY BEES (464)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUG 4857                   17  14  0   91 RED DOG GANG (356)
WALL OF STEEL    SPLASH 4849                23  15  0   84 RED DOG GANG (356)
STRIKING ATTACK  LOST IN PACE 3196           7   6  2   66 PACE'S WILD (321)
SLASHING ATTACK  ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872      10   8  1   55 LENPROS (145)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TOOTH PACE 4890             5   4  1   35 PACE'S WILD (321)
BASHING ATTACK   LUMBER JACK 4922            3   2  1   34 ALL JACKED UP (463)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LITTLE ROSIE 4834.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DOCTOR DERSCH 4893.  The ten other most popular fighters were LOST IN PACE 
3196, LITTLE ROSIE 4834, BUZZ 4842, JACK SWAGGER 4921, RED EARS 4899, BEE MINE 4861, 
BUKKA WHITE 4142, ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872, SPECKLE 4939, and PUG 4857.

The least popular fighter this week was MEMPHIS SLIM 3909.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LEADBELLY 4405, LUMBER JACK 4922, PACESON VORHEES 4891, PACE 
GHOST 3193, ONE EYED JACK 4925, SON HOUSE 4935, TOOTH PACE 4890, SPLASH 4849, NOTA 
BUTTERFLY 4866, and CHEVY PACE 4936.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

NOTA BUTTERFLY (30-4866) ANGRY BEES (464)