DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/31/2011    Duedate: 09/13/2011

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-661

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LITTLE ROSIE
RED DOG GANG (356)
(30-4834) [24-26-1,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LITTLE ROSIE                   POSITION IS EMPTY
RED DOG GANG (356)             
(30-4834) [24-26-1,114]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LITTLE ROSIE                   ARCHBISHOP ARNDT
RED DOG GANG (356)             LENPROS (145)
(30-4834) [24-26-1,114]        (30-4872) [11-8-1,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

RED DOG GANG (356)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. RED DOG GANG (356)          36
2. ALL JACKED UP (463)         36      LENPROS (145)
3. DELTA BLUES (374)           24      Unchartered Team
4. RAGGED EDGE (454)            7
5. HER BEST ASSETS (461)        0      PIXAR'S ARMY (429)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1253 744 38 62.7   1/ 1 RED DOG GANG (356)       10  5 0
 2/ 0 RAGGED EDGE (454)         29  24  0 54.7   2- 3 PACE'S WILD (321)         6  4 2
 3/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)       82  69  7 54.3   3/ 2 ANGRY BEES (464)          6  4 0
 4- 3 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     67  59  6 53.2   4/ 5 DELTA BLUES (374)         5  9 0
 5/ 4 DELTA BLUES (374)         77  82  2 48.4   5/ 4 LENPROS (145)             4  4 0
 6/ 5 ANGRY BEES (464)          83  98  8 45.9   6/ 6 ALL JACKED UP (463)       4  7 0
 7- 6 PACE'S WILD (321)         28  34  7 45.2   7- 7 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     1  1 0
 8/ 7 RED DOG GANG (356)       754 957 15 44.1   8/ 0 RAGGED EDGE (454)         1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 679): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 678): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 666): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 662): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 662): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 612): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 507): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 564): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 679): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 678): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 666): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 662): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 662): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 611): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 508): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 564): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): DOGMEAT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
                           DIJANNA KALM of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  RAGGED EDGE had cause to celebrate, after CHELYE got 18 points by 
beating BUKKA WHITE.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice 
more, after losing 11 points to VIRGINAL CONCUBINE.  (Discrete enough, PUG?) Now I 
can't insult LITTLE ROSIE, as she has gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh great new 
Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) So who was the warrior seen 
charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic 
problem...   
     And how sociable are IAYE's warriors?  Come, let us see.  To quell some nasty 
rumors, the guys in PACE'S WILD are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to 
avoid 'em.  As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of LENPROS, so did that 
sorry team shy from PACE'S WILD Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and LEADBELLY 
is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't DELTA BLUES proud!  Do my ears 
deceive me?  LUMBER JACK (outclassed by 32 points) challenged SENATOR SMITH, in what 
promises to be a fight.(!) Fixed fights?  Paybacks?  Blind luck?  Whatever, LUMBER 
JACK challenged SENATOR SMITH, LUMBER JACK the underdog by 32 points.   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Questions are 
being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain 
tavern in IAYE would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in IAYE is the highlight of my life.  My fingers tire 
and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid IAYE farewell-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITTLE ROSIE 4834            24  26  1   114       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLEAVAGE 4838                13   7  0   102       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 MEMPHIS SLIM 3909            12  21  0    95       DELTA BLUES (374)
 SPLASH 4849                  24  15  0    94       RED DOG GANG (356)
 BUZZ 4842                    17  24  0    92       ANGRY BEES (464)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUG 4857                     17  15  0    80       RED DOG GANG (356)
 BEE MINE 4861                13  16  0    69       ANGRY BEES (464)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872        11   8  1    66       LENPROS (145)
-LOST IN PACE 3196             7   6  2    66       PACE'S WILD (321)
 CHELYE 4699                   5   4  0    66       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 BUKKA WHITE 4142             16  16  1    65       DELTA BLUES (374)
-HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         6   4  0    64       LENPROS (145)
 LUMBER JACK 4922              4   2  1    62       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-SULTRY WALK 4885              7   3  1    58       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 DOCTOR DERSCH 4893            7   4  0    58       LENPROS (145)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERRIS 4697                   8   5  0    52       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 SENATOR SMITH 4900            8   1  0    46       LENPROS (145)
-WHITE THIGHS 4887             4   5  1    44       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 RED EARS 4899                 7   5  0    42       RED DOG GANG (356)
 QORK ORKKIN 4698              6   4  0    36       RAGGED EDGE (454)
-TOOTH PACE 4890               5   4  1    35       PACE'S WILD (321)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHEVY PACE 4936               3   0  0    30       PACE'S WILD (321)
-PACESON VORHEES 4891          5   4  1    29       PACE'S WILD (321)
-PACE GHOST 3193               6   7  2    27       PACE'S WILD (321)
 LEADBELLY 4405                6   4  0    27       DELTA BLUES (374)
-POUTY LIPS 4880               4   1  0    27       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-WARG 4701                     7   5  0    26       RAGGED EDGE (454)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PROFESSOR PUTT 4909           2   2  1    23       LENPROS (145)
 SON HOUSE 4935                1   2  0    22       DELTA BLUES (374)
 ONE EYED JACK 4925            1   3  0    15       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 SPECKLE 4939                  2   0  0    11       RED DOG GANG (356)
 JACK SWAGGER 4921             1   5  0     8       ALL JACKED UP (463)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MINUS 4940                    0   1  0     1       ANGRY BEES (464)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FLAPJACK 4920           3  2 0 ALL JACKED UP 463    TOOTH PACE 4890       659   
BLIND LEMON 4924        1  3 0 DELTA BLUES 374      SHEWISH GIANT         661  NONE
SCRAPPER BLACKWE 4903   1  4 0 DELTA BLUES 374      PROFESSOR PUTT 4909   657  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congratulations to Nota Butterfly-- both Duelmaster and Lord Protector.  Well
deserved! -- Lenpro

Well, now, Pat, we don't really take you personally.  Your braggadocia is
entertaining, and your good looks are a hidden talent.  You ARE a fellow Iayean.
And, indeed, the other day I supported you.  There was this stranger mouthing off
about your verbosity and he said "He's not fit to sleep with the hogs!"  I quickly
retorted that I thought you were. -- Lenpro (grinning)

     But, who would want to?  Hogs snore.

Buzz -- You made so much noise that I couldn't concentrate.  Is buzzing a defensive
or a parry or a riposte skill? -- Doctor Dersch

     Bash?

Lumber Jack -- You need to put up that axe and get down on your knees and pray. --
Archbishop Arndt

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro

Pat Sajak -- If I took stuff in the newsletters seriously, I'd be in a constant
swivet.  Not to worry. -- Jorja

Ah!  Nota Butterfly graduates.  Good.  Though it is unlikely Sherlock will read the
newsletter, we still congratulate him and his Bee. -- Jorja and the Red Dog Gang

Lost in Pace -- Ah, the crowd was pleased.  Good for them.  They could try throwing
me bones. -- Pug

Jack Swagger -- Always keep your eye on the dog, not the crowd.  *We* don't watch the
crowd all the time, that's for cats to do. -- Red Ears

Well, of COURSE I bit the Kung-Fu Master.  He's a noted dog-kicker. -- Little Rosie

Little Rosie got him all stirred up. -- Splash

One Eyed Jack -- I am NOT a... whatever they said.  I'm a DOG, and you're... some
kind of machine?  Euwh.  What IS that taste? -- Speckle

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLIND LEMON was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LUMBER JACK bested SENATOR SMITH in a exciting 3 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
NOTA BUTTERFLY was demolished by LITTLE ROSIE in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
PUG was bested by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a popular 1 minute veteran's contest.
MEMPHIS SLIM savagely defeated BEE MINE in a 1 minute master's competition.
BUZZ devastated DOCTOR DERSCH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
SPLASH overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
SERRIS lost to ARCHBISHOP ARNDT in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
BUKKA WHITE was overpowered by CHELYE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
QORK ORKKIN was overcome by RED EARS in a popular 1 minute bout.
LEADBELLY demolished JACK SWAGGER in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
SON HOUSE bested TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a exciting 1 minute battle.
ONE EYED JACK devastated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SPECKLE defeated MINUS in a 2 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   4 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   5 -  0      71  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         AIMED BLOW        17 -  11 -  1      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  24 -  1      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  21 -  2      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  12 -  1      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   29 -  35 -  4      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  15 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  10 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 661 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  5         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    SPLASH 4849                24  15  0   94 RED DOG GANG (356)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUG 4857                   17  15  0   80 RED DOG GANG (356)
SLASHING ATTACK  ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872      11   8  1   66 LENPROS (145)
STRIKING ATTACK  CHELYE 4699                 5   4  0   66 RAGGED EDGE (454)
BASHING ATTACK   LUMBER JACK 4922            4   2  1   62 ALL JACKED UP (463)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SERRIS 4697                 8   5  0   52 RAGGED EDGE (454)
TOTAL PARRY      SENATOR SMITH 4900          8   1  0   46 LENPROS (145)
AIMED BLOW       RED EARS 4899               7   5  0   42 RED DOG GANG (356)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LITTLE ROSIE 4834.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872.  The ten other most popular fighters were LUMBER JACK 
4922, MEMPHIS SLIM 3909, SPLASH 4849, RED EARS 4899, ONE EYED JACK 4925, SPECKLE 
4939, BUZZ 4842, SON HOUSE 4935, LITTLE ROSIE 4834, and DOCTOR DERSCH 4893.

The least popular fighter this week was BEE MINE 4861.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SENATOR SMITH 4900, BLIND LEMON 4924, JACK SWAGGER 4921, BUKKA WHITE 
4142, SERRIS 4697, PUG 4857, MINUS 4940, LEADBELLY 4405, QORK ORKKIN 4698, and CHELYE 
4699.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

NOTA BUTTERFLY (30-4866) ANGRY BEES (464)