DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/14/2011    Duedate: 09/27/2011

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-662

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LITTLE ROSIE
RED DOG GANG (356)
(30-4834) [25-26-1,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LITTLE ROSIE                   POSITION IS EMPTY
RED DOG GANG (356)             
(30-4834) [25-26-1,122]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LITTLE ROSIE                   PACE GHOST
RED DOG GANG (356)             PACE'S WILD (321)
(30-4834) [25-26-1,122]        (30-3193) [7-7-2,54]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

RED DOG GANG (356)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PACE'S WILD (321)           40
2. RED DOG GANG (356)          11      LENPROS (145)
3. HER BEST ASSETS (461)        7      Unchartered Team
4. ALL JACKED UP (463)          0
5. DELTA BLUES (374)            0      UNKNOWN VENTURES (303)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1254 745 38 62.7   1/ 1 RED DOG GANG (356)       12  3 0
 2- 2 RAGGED EDGE (454)         29  24  0 54.7   2/ 2 PACE'S WILD (321)         5  5 2
 3- 3 ALL JACKED UP (463)       82  69  7 54.3   3/ 3 ANGRY BEES (464)          4  6 0
 4/ 4 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     70  60  7 53.8   4/ 7 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     3  1 1
 5- 5 DELTA BLUES (374)         77  82  2 48.4   5/ 5 LENPROS (145)             3  4 0
 6/ 6 ANGRY BEES (464)          83 101  8 45.1   6- 4 DELTA BLUES (374)         3  6 0
 7/ 7 PACE'S WILD (321)         30  37  8 44.8   7- 6 ALL JACKED UP (463)       2  4 0
 8/ 8 RED DOG GANG (356)       758 958 15 44.2   8- 8 RAGGED EDGE (454)         1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                The Swagger Stagger

     It's the "All Iayen Guy" here again, bringing you the most electrifying
entertainment your little pea brains can comprehend.  Well, well, well, what do we
have here?  Lenpro avoids Pacemaker the most twice in a row, and he didn't even fight
this turn, what an old pansy!  And what's up with Red Dog Gang being Duelmaster and
Top Team?  The sun shines on every dog's arse once in a Koont's age, I guess.  With
all the tourney teams, who knows who's gonna fight and when?  It's like buying a
lottery ticket, just scratch and sniff!  Blind Melon, I mean Lemon, I thought you
died a long time ago.  It's about time you put that bee suit away.  And speaking of
bees, what's up with Minus?  A positive + a minus = a negative.  I'm feelin' poetic
and here's a little justice!

     Pass down the pipe, here comes Wesley Snipe.
     Comin' at ya like Blade, Red Dogs gettin' neutered or spayed,
     Angry Bees on your knees, cut you up like Paceson Vorhees.
     You better get ready, 'cause here comes the machete
     To cut you up like confetti and eat you like spaghetti!
     I'm Iayen, that's all I'm sayin'.

                                          -- Jack Swagger

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 680): PURPLE PASSION of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 679): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 664): BALISONG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 667): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 663): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 663): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 661): LITTLE ROSIE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 625): EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 622): SKELLIE of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 613): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 287): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 508): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 565): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 680): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 679): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 664): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 667): LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 663): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 663): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 661): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 625): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 622): THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 612): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 287): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 565): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
                           DIJANNA KALM of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 667): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Ha!  I caught Nota Butterfly and bit him on the middle right leg!  That'll show
him!

                                    Little Rosie

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome IAYE.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have I 
fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Up 'n down.  Up 'n down.  
Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  Well, HER BEST ASSETS' 
4th moved them up to 3-1-1 place.  What's with PACE GHOST?  It actually beat LENPROS' 
SENATOR SMITH, and walked away with 27 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big 
at PACE'S WILD while they watched PACE GHOST clobber SENATOR SMITH.  He lost 20 
points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  Try as he might, BUZZ 
wasn't good enough at persuading LITTLE ROSIE to step down from the Duelmaster's 
throne...  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was LENPROS.  The bums at HER BEST ASSETS couldn't face the 
challenges from LENPROS!  No excuse for that!  How well I know the feeling of being 
the most challenged warrior, PUG!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to 
haunt you.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Hmm...  More surprises must remain in store for me, if 
CLEAVAGE can return from the Dark Arena.  RED EARS, with his forgettable 7-6-0,  was 
killed by CHEVY PACE in a forgettable match.  RED DOG GANG didn't seem to mind very 
much.  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day?  To die so 
young, so gloriously!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  The end 
of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITTLE ROSIE 4834            25  26  1   122       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLEAVAGE 4838                14   7  1   104       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 SPLASH 4849                  25  15  0    99       RED DOG GANG (356)
-MEMPHIS SLIM 3909            12  21  0    95       DELTA BLUES (374)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUZZ 4842                    17  25  0    84       ANGRY BEES (464)
 PUG 4857                     18  15  0    82       RED DOG GANG (356)
 DOCTOR DERSCH 4893            8   4  0    71       LENPROS (145)
 BEE MINE 4861                13  17  0    68       ANGRY BEES (464)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872        11   8  1    66       LENPROS (145)
 LOST IN PACE 3196             7   7  2    66       PACE'S WILD (321)
-CHELYE 4699                   5   4  0    66       RAGGED EDGE (454)
-BUKKA WHITE 4142             16  16  1    65       DELTA BLUES (374)
-HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         6   4  0    64       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUMBER JACK 4922              4   2  1    62       ALL JACKED UP (463)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHEVY PACE 4936               4   0  1    56       PACE'S WILD (321)
 PACE GHOST 3193               7   7  2    54       PACE'S WILD (321)
-SERRIS 4697                   8   5  0    52       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 SULTRY WALK 4885              7   4  1    49       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-WHITE THIGHS 4887             4   5  1    44       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-QORK ORKKIN 4698              6   4  0    36       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 POUTY LIPS 4880               5   1  0    34       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEADBELLY 4405                6   4  0    27       DELTA BLUES (374)
 TOOTH PACE 4890               5   5  1    27       PACE'S WILD (321)
 SENATOR SMITH 4900            8   2  0    26       LENPROS (145)
-WARG 4701                     7   5  0    26       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 PACESON VORHEES 4891          5   5  1    24       PACE'S WILD (321)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PROFESSOR PUTT 4909           2   2  1    23       LENPROS (145)
 SPECKLE 4939                  3   0  0    22       RED DOG GANG (356)
-SON HOUSE 4935                1   2  0    22       DELTA BLUES (374)
-ONE EYED JACK 4925            1   3  0    15       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-JACK SWAGGER 4921             1   5  0     8       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 DARK EYES 4937                1   0  0     7       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 MINUS 4940                    0   2  0     2       ANGRY BEES (464)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FLAPJACK 4920           3  2 0 ALL JACKED UP 463    TOOTH PACE 4890       659   
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           CLEAVAGE 4838         662  NONE
RED EARS 4899           7  6 0 RED DOG GANG 356     CHEVY PACE 4936       662   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Well done, Lumber Jack.  You were the first to best me in a debate, and you just
whacked me!  Salute. -- Senator Smith

Serris -- That was mighty, mighty close.  I guess I prayed the most? -- Archbishop
Arndt

Buzz -- You are just too much for me.  Twice in a row!  I just cannot sink a putt! --
Professor Putt

Hey, Little Rosie!  A salute to The Duelmaster!  You didn't get selected as a Lord
Protector at the 50th fight?  What did you do wrong, gal? -- Lenpro

Swivet?  Swivet!?  I had to look that one up, Jorja. -- Lenpro

     But it's a good word.  You'll find uses for it, we feel sure.

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro

Lenpro -- I do have a mouth on me, I know, but I WILL back it up.  You tell that
"stranger" if he's got any cahonas at all, he'll talk to me personally.  My email
address is erickwkidd@gmail.com, or he can message me on the Duel II web site, under
Jack.  Thanx for taking up for me, I do respect you, you're one tuff old codger! --
Pat Sajak

Senator Smith -- Tell da Archbishop I don't pray, I slay. -- Lumber Jack
P.S.  He he he.

Pacemaker -- I can't get in there this turn.  It's up to you, homie.  We don't die,
we multiply! -- Pat Sajak

All -- I gotta sit this one out.  My finances are depleted at the moment.  Sorry for
any inconveniences. -- Pat Sajak

Pug -- Maybe we can try again? -- Lost in Pace

Senator Smitty -- Rough fight between you and Lumberjack. -- Pacemaker

Pat Sajak -- You gotta get in next turn, free spin this time.

Little Rosie -- Congrats on Duelmaster. -- Pacemaker

The Virginal Concubine person squirted me with perfume, and it hurt my nose and my
eyes.  Is this fair? -- Pug

     Probably.  You want to argue it with her?

If the Veteran Mercenary couldn't swim, what was he doing in the water? -- Splash
P.S.  But I rescued him, so I guess he'll be okay.

Qork Orkkin -- Where did you come from?  I don't know you!  That must mean you're
suspicious. -- Red Ears

Minus -- So? -- Speckle

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CLEAVAGE butchered HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
LOST IN PACE was subdued by PUG in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
SULTRY WALK was overpowered by DOCTOR DERSCH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
CHEVY PACE assassinated RED EARS in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
POUTY LIPS unbelievably bested TOOTH PACE in a slow 13 minute Challenge duel.
LITTLE ROSIE devastated BUZZ in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
SPLASH handily defeated BEE MINE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
SENATOR SMITH was vanquished by PACE GHOST in a popular 6 minute gruesome uneven duel.
PACESON VORHEES was vanquished by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPECKLE beat TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's melee.
MINUS was defeated by DARK EYES in a 2 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   4 -  0      73  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         AIMED BLOW        15 -  10 -  1      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  21 -  3      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  20 -  2      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  13 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  11 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  35 -  4      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 662 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         4  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CLEAVAGE 4838              14   7  1  104 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
WALL OF STEEL    SPLASH 4849                25  15  0   99 RED DOG GANG (356)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUG 4857                   18  15  0   82 RED DOG GANG (356)
STRIKING ATTACK  DOCTOR DERSCH 4893          8   4  0   71 LENPROS (145)
TOTAL PARRY      POUTY LIPS 4880             5   1  0   34 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LITTLE ROSIE 4834.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PACE GHOST 3193.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPECKLE 4939, 
CLEAVAGE 4838, LOST IN PACE 3196, DOCTOR DERSCH 4893, CHEVY PACE 4936, SPLASH 4849, 
DARK EYES 4937, PUG 4857, MINUS 4940, and SULTRY WALK 4885.

The least popular fighter this week was POUTY LIPS 4880.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PACESON VORHEES 4891, SENATOR SMITH 4900, TOOTH PACE 4890, RED EARS 
4899, BEE MINE 4861, BUZZ 4842, LITTLE ROSIE 4834, SULTRY WALK 4885, MINUS 4940, and 
PUG 4857.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LITTLE ROSIE (30-4834) RED DOG GANG (356)