DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/14/2011 Duedate: 09/27/2011
IAYE ARENA
DM-30 TURN-662
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LITTLE ROSIE
RED DOG GANG (356)
(30-4834) [25-26-1,122]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LITTLE ROSIE POSITION IS EMPTY
RED DOG GANG (356)
(30-4834) [25-26-1,122]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LITTLE ROSIE PACE GHOST
RED DOG GANG (356) PACE'S WILD (321)
(30-4834) [25-26-1,122] (30-3193) [7-7-2,54]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
RED DOG GANG (356)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PACE'S WILD (321) 40
2. RED DOG GANG (356) 11 LENPROS (145)
3. HER BEST ASSETS (461) 7 Unchartered Team
4. ALL JACKED UP (463) 0
5. DELTA BLUES (374) 0 UNKNOWN VENTURES (303)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 LENPROS (145) %1254 745 38 62.7 1/ 1 RED DOG GANG (356) 12 3 0
2- 2 RAGGED EDGE (454) 29 24 0 54.7 2/ 2 PACE'S WILD (321) 5 5 2
3- 3 ALL JACKED UP (463) 82 69 7 54.3 3/ 3 ANGRY BEES (464) 4 6 0
4/ 4 HER BEST ASSETS (461) 70 60 7 53.8 4/ 7 HER BEST ASSETS (461) 3 1 1
5- 5 DELTA BLUES (374) 77 82 2 48.4 5/ 5 LENPROS (145) 3 4 0
6/ 6 ANGRY BEES (464) 83 101 8 45.1 6- 4 DELTA BLUES (374) 3 6 0
7/ 7 PACE'S WILD (321) 30 37 8 44.8 7- 6 ALL JACKED UP (463) 2 4 0
8/ 8 RED DOG GANG (356) 758 958 15 44.2 8- 8 RAGGED EDGE (454) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
The Swagger Stagger
It's the "All Iayen Guy" here again, bringing you the most electrifying
entertainment your little pea brains can comprehend. Well, well, well, what do we
have here? Lenpro avoids Pacemaker the most twice in a row, and he didn't even fight
this turn, what an old pansy! And what's up with Red Dog Gang being Duelmaster and
Top Team? The sun shines on every dog's arse once in a Koont's age, I guess. With
all the tourney teams, who knows who's gonna fight and when? It's like buying a
lottery ticket, just scratch and sniff! Blind Melon, I mean Lemon, I thought you
died a long time ago. It's about time you put that bee suit away. And speaking of
bees, what's up with Minus? A positive + a minus = a negative. I'm feelin' poetic
and here's a little justice!
Pass down the pipe, here comes Wesley Snipe.
Comin' at ya like Blade, Red Dogs gettin' neutered or spayed,
Angry Bees on your knees, cut you up like Paceson Vorhees.
You better get ready, 'cause here comes the machete
To cut you up like confetti and eat you like spaghetti!
I'm Iayen, that's all I'm sayin'.
-- Jack Swagger
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 339): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 680): PURPLE PASSION of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 679): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 664): BALISONG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 667): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 663): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 663): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 661): LITTLE ROSIE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 625): EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 622): SKELLIE of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 613): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 287): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 508): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 565): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (Manager, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 339): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 680): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 679): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisant, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 664): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 667): LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 663): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 663): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 661): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 625): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 622): THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 612): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 287): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 565): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DIJANNA KALM of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 667): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Ha! I caught Nota Butterfly and bit him on the middle right leg! That'll show
him!
Little Rosie
SPY REPORT
Welcome IAYE. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights have I
fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... Up 'n down. Up 'n down.
Rankings always change. Up 'n down. I think I'm gonna be... Well, HER BEST ASSETS'
4th moved them up to 3-1-1 place. What's with PACE GHOST? It actually beat LENPROS'
SENATOR SMITH, and walked away with 27 more points from the fight. Laughs were big
at PACE'S WILD while they watched PACE GHOST clobber SENATOR SMITH. He lost 20
points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. Try as he might, BUZZ
wasn't good enough at persuading LITTLE ROSIE to step down from the Duelmaster's
throne... Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. The
most avoided team was LENPROS. The bums at HER BEST ASSETS couldn't face the
challenges from LENPROS! No excuse for that! How well I know the feeling of being
the most challenged warrior, PUG! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to
haunt you.
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? Hmm... More surprises must remain in store for me, if
CLEAVAGE can return from the Dark Arena. RED EARS, with his forgettable 7-6-0, was
killed by CHEVY PACE in a forgettable match. RED DOG GANG didn't seem to mind very
much. Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day? To die so
young, so gloriously!
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. The end
of another Spyreport! That's cause for celebration in my book! I don't want to
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LITTLE ROSIE 4834 25 26 1 122 RED DOG GANG (356)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLEAVAGE 4838 14 7 1 104 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
SPLASH 4849 25 15 0 99 RED DOG GANG (356)
-MEMPHIS SLIM 3909 12 21 0 95 DELTA BLUES (374)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUZZ 4842 17 25 0 84 ANGRY BEES (464)
PUG 4857 18 15 0 82 RED DOG GANG (356)
DOCTOR DERSCH 4893 8 4 0 71 LENPROS (145)
BEE MINE 4861 13 17 0 68 ANGRY BEES (464)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872 11 8 1 66 LENPROS (145)
LOST IN PACE 3196 7 7 2 66 PACE'S WILD (321)
-CHELYE 4699 5 4 0 66 RAGGED EDGE (454)
-BUKKA WHITE 4142 16 16 1 65 DELTA BLUES (374)
-HONORABLE HAFALE 4878 6 4 0 64 LENPROS (145)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LUMBER JACK 4922 4 2 1 62 ALL JACKED UP (463)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHEVY PACE 4936 4 0 1 56 PACE'S WILD (321)
PACE GHOST 3193 7 7 2 54 PACE'S WILD (321)
-SERRIS 4697 8 5 0 52 RAGGED EDGE (454)
SULTRY WALK 4885 7 4 1 49 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-WHITE THIGHS 4887 4 5 1 44 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-QORK ORKKIN 4698 6 4 0 36 RAGGED EDGE (454)
POUTY LIPS 4880 5 1 0 34 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LEADBELLY 4405 6 4 0 27 DELTA BLUES (374)
TOOTH PACE 4890 5 5 1 27 PACE'S WILD (321)
SENATOR SMITH 4900 8 2 0 26 LENPROS (145)
-WARG 4701 7 5 0 26 RAGGED EDGE (454)
PACESON VORHEES 4891 5 5 1 24 PACE'S WILD (321)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PROFESSOR PUTT 4909 2 2 1 23 LENPROS (145)
SPECKLE 4939 3 0 0 22 RED DOG GANG (356)
-SON HOUSE 4935 1 2 0 22 DELTA BLUES (374)
-ONE EYED JACK 4925 1 3 0 15 ALL JACKED UP (463)
-JACK SWAGGER 4921 1 5 0 8 ALL JACKED UP (463)
DARK EYES 4937 1 0 0 7 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
MINUS 4940 0 2 0 2 ANGRY BEES (464)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FLAPJACK 4920 3 2 0 ALL JACKED UP 463 TOOTH PACE 4890 659
HIGH ELF 0 0 0 DARK ARENA CLEAVAGE 4838 662 NONE
RED EARS 4899 7 6 0 RED DOG GANG 356 CHEVY PACE 4936 662
PERSONAL ADS
Well done, Lumber Jack. You were the first to best me in a debate, and you just
whacked me! Salute. -- Senator Smith
Serris -- That was mighty, mighty close. I guess I prayed the most? -- Archbishop
Arndt
Buzz -- You are just too much for me. Twice in a row! I just cannot sink a putt! --
Professor Putt
Hey, Little Rosie! A salute to The Duelmaster! You didn't get selected as a Lord
Protector at the 50th fight? What did you do wrong, gal? -- Lenpro
Swivet? Swivet!? I had to look that one up, Jorja. -- Lenpro
But it's a good word. You'll find uses for it, we feel sure.
Health. Humility. Honor. Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro
Lenpro -- I do have a mouth on me, I know, but I WILL back it up. You tell that
"stranger" if he's got any cahonas at all, he'll talk to me personally. My email
address is erickwkidd@gmail.com, or he can message me on the Duel II web site, under
Jack. Thanx for taking up for me, I do respect you, you're one tuff old codger! --
Pat Sajak
Senator Smith -- Tell da Archbishop I don't pray, I slay. -- Lumber Jack
P.S. He he he.
Pacemaker -- I can't get in there this turn. It's up to you, homie. We don't die,
we multiply! -- Pat Sajak
All -- I gotta sit this one out. My finances are depleted at the moment. Sorry for
any inconveniences. -- Pat Sajak
Pug -- Maybe we can try again? -- Lost in Pace
Senator Smitty -- Rough fight between you and Lumberjack. -- Pacemaker
Pat Sajak -- You gotta get in next turn, free spin this time.
Little Rosie -- Congrats on Duelmaster. -- Pacemaker
The Virginal Concubine person squirted me with perfume, and it hurt my nose and my
eyes. Is this fair? -- Pug
Probably. You want to argue it with her?
If the Veteran Mercenary couldn't swim, what was he doing in the water? -- Splash
P.S. But I rescued him, so I guess he'll be okay.
Qork Orkkin -- Where did you come from? I don't know you! That must mean you're
suspicious. -- Red Ears
Minus -- So? -- Speckle
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CLEAVAGE butchered HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
LOST IN PACE was subdued by PUG in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
SULTRY WALK was overpowered by DOCTOR DERSCH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
CHEVY PACE assassinated RED EARS in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
POUTY LIPS unbelievably bested TOOTH PACE in a slow 13 minute Challenge duel.
LITTLE ROSIE devastated BUZZ in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
SPLASH handily defeated BEE MINE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
SENATOR SMITH was vanquished by PACE GHOST in a popular 6 minute gruesome uneven duel.
PACESON VORHEES was vanquished by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPECKLE beat TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's melee.
MINUS was defeated by DARK EYES in a 2 minute novice's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 4 - 0 73 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 5 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 AIMED BLOW 15 - 10 - 1 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 21 - 3 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 17 - 20 - 2 46 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 13 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 11 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 35 - 4 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 662 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK CLEAVAGE 4838 14 7 1 104 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
WALL OF STEEL SPLASH 4849 25 15 0 99 RED DOG GANG (356)
PARRY-STRIKE PUG 4857 18 15 0 82 RED DOG GANG (356)
STRIKING ATTACK DOCTOR DERSCH 4893 8 4 0 71 LENPROS (145)
TOTAL PARRY POUTY LIPS 4880 5 1 0 34 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LITTLE ROSIE 4834. The most popular warrior this
turn was PACE GHOST 3193. The ten other most popular fighters were SPECKLE 4939,
CLEAVAGE 4838, LOST IN PACE 3196, DOCTOR DERSCH 4893, CHEVY PACE 4936, SPLASH 4849,
DARK EYES 4937, PUG 4857, MINUS 4940, and SULTRY WALK 4885.
The least popular fighter this week was POUTY LIPS 4880. The other ten least popular
fighters were PACESON VORHEES 4891, SENATOR SMITH 4900, TOOTH PACE 4890, RED EARS
4899, BEE MINE 4861, BUZZ 4842, LITTLE ROSIE 4834, SULTRY WALK 4885, MINUS 4940, and
PUG 4857.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
LITTLE ROSIE (30-4834) RED DOG GANG (356)