DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/28/2011    Duedate: 10/11/2011

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-663

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MEMPHIS SLIM
DELTA BLUES (374)
(30-3909) [13-21-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MEMPHIS SLIM                   POSITION IS EMPTY
DELTA BLUES (374)              
(30-3909) [13-21-0,104]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MEMPHIS SLIM                   PACESON VORHEES
DELTA BLUES (374)              PACE'S WILD (321)
(30-3909) [13-21-0,104]        (30-4891) [6-5-1,44]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

RED DOG GANG (356)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ALL JACKED UP (463)         48
2. HER BEST ASSETS (461)       40      HER BEST ASSETS (461)
3. DELTA BLUES (374)           31      Unchartered Team
4. PACE'S WILD (321)           15
5. ANGRY BEES (464)             1      SORROW'S HARVEST (414)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 LENPROS (145)            %1254 745 38 62.7   1/ 1 RED DOG GANG (356)        9  6 0
 2- 2 RAGGED EDGE (454)         29  24  0 54.7   2/ 6 DELTA BLUES (374)         6  4 0
 3/ 4 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     72  61  8 54.1   3/ 4 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     5  2 2
 4/ 3 ALL JACKED UP (463)       84  72  8 53.8   4/ 2 PACE'S WILD (321)         5  5 1
 5/ 5 DELTA BLUES (374)         80  84  2 48.8   5/ 7 ALL JACKED UP (463)       4  4 1
 6/ 7 PACE'S WILD (321)         33  39  8 45.8   6/ 3 ANGRY BEES (464)          3  7 0
 7/ 6 ANGRY BEES (464)          85 102  8 45.5   7- 5 LENPROS (145)             2  3 0
 8/ 8 RED DOG GANG (356)       759 962 15 44.1   8- 8 RAGGED EDGE (454)         1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 681): FORD PREFECT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 680): BIGFOOTS of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 665): LYNNIS NALL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 668): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 664): GILGAMESH IDON of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 664): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 662): LITTLE ROSIE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 626): EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 623): WROLLING THUNDER of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 614): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 287): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 241): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 566): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 681): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 680): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 665): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 668): LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 664): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 664): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 662): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 626): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 623): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 614): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 287): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 241): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 566): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 681): CHERRY CHICKEN of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
                               PURPLE PASSION of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 680): BIGFOOTS of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 668): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
                (turn 667): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 662): LITTLE ROSIE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 623): WROLLING THUNDER of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     What *I* think is that Buzz was just upset because I bit Nota Butterfly.  Didn't
do him any good, I bit HIM, too.  Besides, he's a cat.

                                    Little Rosie

P.S.  Graduation details on request.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out IAYE to see 
what's new.  The guys at DELTA BLUES like really pulled together to get a 3-2-0 this 
turn, moving up by 4.  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit 
of...(!)  Oh well, welcome MEMPHIS SLIM.  Aren't DELTA BLUES proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the 
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  LENPROS was 
the most avoided team.  Is a 1254-745-38 record really that scary?  I don't know what 
HER BEST ASSETS' been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from 
LENPROS, that's fer sher.  Like, is SPECKLE popular, or what?  She was challenged the 
most in all of IAYE!  She's got a 3-1-0, is that good?  People were asking me did 
LUMBER JACK REALLY challenge PUG?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded 
good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but PUG wants me to write about it 
since he lost to LUMBER JACK.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All IAYE ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  It was kind of sad, seeing old PACE GHOST stumbling around the 
arena, before WHITE THIGHS finished it off.  Oh well!  Hey you guys, don't you think 
your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEMPHIS SLIM 3909            13  21  0   104       DELTA BLUES (374)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLEAVAGE 4838                14   7  1   104       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 SPLASH 4849                  26  15  0   103       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUKKA WHITE 4142             17  16  1    86       DELTA BLUES (374)
 LUMBER JACK 4922              5   2  1    85       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 BUZZ 4842                    17  26  0    77       ANGRY BEES (464)
 BEE MINE 4861                14  17  0    72       ANGRY BEES (464)
-DOCTOR DERSCH 4893            8   4  0    71       LENPROS (145)
 PUG 4857                     18  16  0    70       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872        11   8  1    66       LENPROS (145)
 WHITE THIGHS 4887             5   5  2    66       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-CHELYE 4699                   5   4  0    66       RAGGED EDGE (454)
-HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         6   4  0    64       LENPROS (145)
 LOST IN PACE 3196             7   8  2    63       PACE'S WILD (321)
 CHEVY PACE 4936               5   0  1    58       PACE'S WILD (321)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERRIS 4697                   8   5  0    52       RAGGED EDGE (454)
-SULTRY WALK 4885              7   4  1    49       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 PACESON VORHEES 4891          6   5  1    44       PACE'S WILD (321)
-QORK ORKKIN 4698              6   4  0    36       RAGGED EDGE (454)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOOTH PACE 4890               6   5  1    33       PACE'S WILD (321)
 POUTY LIPS 4880               5   2  0    31       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 LEADBELLY 4405                6   5  0    30       DELTA BLUES (374)
 ONE EYED JACK 4925            2   3  1    30       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 DARK EYES 4937                2   0  0    28       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-SENATOR SMITH 4900            8   2  0    26       LENPROS (145)
-WARG 4701                     7   5  0    26       RAGGED EDGE (454)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PROFESSOR PUTT 4909           2   2  1    23       LENPROS (145)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPECKLE 4939                  3   1  0    10       RED DOG GANG (356)
 JACK SWAGGER 4921             1   6  0     9       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 MINUS 4940                    1   2  0     6       ANGRY BEES (464)
 BLIND LEMON 4946              1   0  0     6       DELTA BLUES (374)
 COR-CULAINN 4949              0   1  0     1       RED DOG GANG (356)
 JACK RABBIT 4948              0   1  0     1       ALL JACKED UP (463)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FLAPJACK 4920           3  2 0 ALL JACKED UP 463    TOOTH PACE 4890       659  NOT REVENGED
JACK LEG 9 4947         0  1 0 ALL JACKED UP 463    STONE GOLEM           663  NONE
SON HOUSE 4935          1  3 0 DELTA BLUES 374      ONE EYED JACK 4925    663   
PACE GHOST 3193         7  8 2 PACE'S WILD 321      WHITE THIGHS 4887     663   
RED EARS 4899           7  6 0 RED DOG GANG 356     CHEVY PACE 4936       662   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Cleavage -- Well done!  What WAS that High Elf looking at? -- Lenpro

Pat S. -- Thanks.  One tuff old codger!  I like that.  I suspect that the "old" is
the most true part.  In your eye.... -- Lenpro

     The "one" part is quite accurate, also.

Pace Ghost -- What can I say but well done.  You hammered me.  Salute. -- Senator
Smith

Sultry Walk -- How nice.  You picked me, you cute little thing.  I enjoyed the view
AND the win.  Thanks for the challenge. -- Doctor Dersch

Little Rosie -- Congratulations on the DM Title and The Lord Protector Title.  Very
well deserved. -- Lenpro

Swagger -- Nice stagger. -- Merle Haggard

Senator SMith -- Those shields must have been made of plastic. -- Pacemaker

Pat Sajak -- I know you don't mean to rhyme, but you do it all the time.

Lenpro -- I knew where all the bones were buried, so they had to wait until I
revealed that to graduate me. -- Little Rosie
P.S.  Probably political points.

Lost in Pace -- Well, fine, but you can't get lost in MY yard.  It's MY territory. --
Pug

Chevy Pace -- I somehow feel that this wasn an undesirable and wholly unnecessary
outcome. -- Ghost of Red Ears
P.S.  I've got some rather interesting ideas in the way of curses, though, if you'd
like to hear them.

Bee Mine -- As if! -- Splash

What's so trustworthy about this scribe?  *I* wouldn't trust him. -- Speckle

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JACK LEG 9 was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
LUMBER JACK vanquished PUG in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
WHITE THIGHS savagely slew PACE GHOST in a 1 minute bloody Challenge duel.
PACESON VORHEES devastated POUTY LIPS in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DARK EYES devastated SPECKLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
LITTLE ROSIE was bested by MEMPHIS SLIM in a 2 minute master's Title match.
SPLASH handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BUZZ was vanquished by BUKKA WHITE in a 2 minute uneven duel.
BEE MINE won victory over LOST IN PACE in a 2 minute fight.
CHEVY PACE viciously subdued LEADBELLY in a 1 minute novice vs. veteran upset duel.
TOOTH PACE handily defeated JACK SWAGGER in a 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
SON HOUSE was murdered by ONE EYED JACK in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MINUS bested JACK RABBIT in a 2 minute novice's battle.
BLIND LEMON viciously subdued COR-CULAINN in a 2 minute bloody amateur's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  18 -  3      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        12 -  10 -  1      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  10 -  2      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  36 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  21 -  2      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 663 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    SPLASH 4849                26  15  0  103 RED DOG GANG (356)
STRIKING ATTACK  BUKKA WHITE 4142           17  16  1   86 DELTA BLUES (374)
BASHING ATTACK   LUMBER JACK 4922            5   2  1   85 ALL JACKED UP (463)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUG 4857                   18  16  0   70 RED DOG GANG (356)
LUNGING ATTACK   CHEVY PACE 4936             5   0  1   58 PACE'S WILD (321)
AIMED BLOW       PACESON VORHEES 4891        6   5  1   44 PACE'S WILD (321)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MEMPHIS SLIM 3909.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PACESON VORHEES 4891.  The ten other most popular fighters were JACK LEG 9 
4947, MEMPHIS SLIM 3909, BUKKA WHITE 4142, BLIND LEMON 4946, LUMBER JACK 4922, WHITE 
THIGHS 4887, DARK EYES 4937, LOST IN PACE 3196, CHEVY PACE 4936, and TOOTH PACE 4890.

The least popular fighter this week was SON HOUSE 4935.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JACK SWAGGER 4921, LEADBELLY 4405, SPECKLE 4939, POUTY LIPS 4880, PACE 
GHOST 3193, JACK RABBIT 4948, ONE EYED JACK 4925, BUZZ 4842, PUG 4857, and 
COR-CULAINN 4949.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MEMPHIS SLIM (30-3909) DELTA BLUES (374)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LITTLE ROSIE (30-4834) RED DOG GANG (356)