DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/12/2011    Duedate: 10/25/2011

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-664

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LUMBER JACK
ALL JACKED UP (463)
(30-4922) [6-2-1,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LUMBER JACK                    POSITION IS EMPTY
ALL JACKED UP (463)            
(30-4922) [6-2-1,109]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPLASH                         CHEVY PACE
RED DOG GANG (356)             PACE'S WILD (321)
(30-4849) [26-16-0,94]         (30-4936) [5-1-1,58]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PACE'S WILD (321)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PACE'S WILD (321)           54
2. ALL JACKED UP (463)         46      LENPROS (145)
3. LENPROS (145)               15      Unchartered Team
4. DELTA BLUES (374)            5
5. RED DOG GANG (356)           4      BARON BENTRUDDER (390)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1256 747 38 62.7   1/ 4 PACE'S WILD (321)         9  6 1
 2- 3 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     72  61  8 54.1   2/ 1 RED DOG GANG (356)        7  8 0
 3/ 4 ALL JACKED UP (463)       86  75  9 53.4   3/ 2 DELTA BLUES (374)         6  4 0
 4/ 5 DELTA BLUES (374)         83  86  2 49.1   4- 3 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     5  2 2
 5/ 6 PACE'S WILD (321)         37  40  8 48.1   5/ 5 ALL JACKED UP (463)       4  6 2
 6/ 7 ANGRY BEES (464)          86 104  8 45.3   6/ 7 LENPROS (145)             3  3 0
 7/ 8 RED DOG GANG (356)       761 965 15 44.1   7/ 6 ANGRY BEES (464)          3  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 340): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 682): ROSE ROOSTER of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 681): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 666): BALISONG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 669): OOZING SORE of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 665): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 665): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 663): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 627): EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 624): SAMARA of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 615): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 288): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 510): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD 113 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 241): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 567): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 640): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 682): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 681): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 666): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 669): LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 665): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 665): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 663): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 627): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 624): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 615): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 288): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 510): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 241): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 567): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 682): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
                   (turn 681): CHERRY CHICKEN of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
                               PURPLE PASSION of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 680): BIGFOOTS of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 668): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 663): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
             (turn 662): LITTLE ROSIE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 623): WROLLING THUNDER of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 615): KATERINA COLLIN of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt IAYE will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the difference, 
as RED DOG GANG is pushed out of top team by PACE'S WILD, who came from 4th with a 
4-1-0 this turn.  PACE'S WILD stable has parlayed this turn's 4-1-0 into a 3 space 
move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 1st place.  Good work, guys!  BEE MINE 
has lost to LOST IN PACE, falling 12 points, while helping make ANGRY BEES a 1-2-0 
turn.  This turn MEMPHIS SLIM Dark Arena Challenged MOUNTAIN TROLL in what was IAYE's 
Title bout.  The crowds were amazed this turn, as MOUNTAIN TROLL killed the 
Duelmaster, MEMPHIS SLIM, leaving DELTA BLUES in mourning.  This incredible death has 
allowed, I might add, LUMBER JACK from ALL JACKED UP to ascend to the throne of 
Duelmaster, and I hear DARK ARENA is not happy.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  
I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Rat Nest until they 
win.  Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  I also notice that the RAGGED EDGE 
stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on IAYE, what are you afraid of?  
And avoiding RAGGED EDGE more than any other team we find LENPROS.  IAYE, are we 
going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged warrior this 
turn was ANGRY BEES' warrior BUZZ.  More fighters challenged him than challenged the 
Duelmaster!  In a brave attempt, LUMBER JACK from ALL JACKED UP challenged up 18 
points to fight SPLASH from the RED DOG GANG stable.  LUMBER JACK perhaps got its 
just desserts, seeing as it defeated SPLASH and ended up with 109 recognition points. 
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  The Rat Nest declares a free round for PUG and all of RED DOG GANG, 
for having revenged PACE'S WILD's CHEVY PACE for killing one of their comrades.  
Kudos go out to BUKKA WHITE this turn, for revenging DELTA BLUES' bloodfeud against 
ALL JACKED UP's warrior ONE EYED JACK.  Well done.  Is it really true that IAYE has 
more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, IAYE, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in IAYE and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in IAYE again, farewell-- Alarond 
the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUMBER JACK 4922              6   2  1   109       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLEAVAGE 4838                14   7  1   104       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 SPLASH 4849                  26  16  0    94       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUKKA WHITE 4142             18  16  1    88       DELTA BLUES (374)
 BUZZ 4842                    18  26  0    82       ANGRY BEES (464)
 DOCTOR DERSCH 4893            9   4  0    82       LENPROS (145)
 LOST IN PACE 3196             8   8  2    79       PACE'S WILD (321)
 PUG 4857                     19  16  0    76       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHITE THIGHS 4887             5   5  2    66       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872        11   9  1    65       LENPROS (145)
-HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         6   4  0    64       LENPROS (145)
 BEE MINE 4861                14  18  0    60       ANGRY BEES (464)
 CHEVY PACE 4936               5   1  1    58       PACE'S WILD (321)
 PACESON VORHEES 4891          7   5  1    57       PACE'S WILD (321)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SULTRY WALK 4885              7   4  1    49       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 TOOTH PACE 4890               7   5  1    45       PACE'S WILD (321)
 LEADBELLY 4405                7   5  0    38       DELTA BLUES (374)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONE EYED JACK 4925            2   4  1    33       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-POUTY LIPS 4880               5   2  0    31       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-DARK EYES 4937                2   0  0    28       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 SENATOR SMITH 4900            8   3  0    27       LENPROS (145)
 PROFESSOR PUTT 4909           3   2  1    27       LENPROS (145)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPECKLE 4939                  4   1  0    15       RED DOG GANG (356)
 JACK RABBIT 4948              1   1  1    14       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 PACEMASK 4951                 1   0  0    13       PACE'S WILD (321)
 JACK SWAGGER 4921             1   7  0    10       ALL JACKED UP (463)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLIND LEMON 4946              2   0  0     9       DELTA BLUES (374)
 MINUS 4940                    1   3  0     6       ANGRY BEES (464)
 COR-CULAINN 4949              0   2  0     2       RED DOG GANG (356)
 MIDNIGHT BARKER 4953          0   1  0     1       RED DOG GANG (356)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRIENDLY CONSTAB        0  0 0                      JACK RABBIT 4948      664  NONE
JACK LEG 10 4950        0  1 0 ALL JACKED UP 463    HIGH ELF              664  NONE
DA1 4952                0  1 0 DELTA BLUES 374      BANDIT PRINCE         664  NONE
MEMPHIS SLIM 3909      13 22 0 DELTA BLUES 374      MOUNTAIN TROLL        664  NONE
SON HOUSE 4935          1  3 0 DELTA BLUES 374      ONE EYED JACK 4925    663  JUST REVENGED
PACE GHOST 3193         7  8 2 PACE'S WILD 321      WHITE THIGHS 4887     663   
RED EARS 4899           7  6 0 RED DOG GANG 356     CHEVY PACE 4936       662  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congratulations to Lord Protector and Guelmaster Memphis Slim.  Hip, hip! -- Lenpro

     And a knee and an ankle, too.

And look at that massive 48 point Team On The Move gain by All Jacked Up.  Wow!  We
are avoiding. -- The Lenpros

Vote for me in November.  I support a "chicken in every pot."  (especially mine) --
Senator Smith

Lenpro -- I have nothing but respect for you.  You have taught me a lot and helped me
in any way you can, and actually, the "tuff" part is most true in my eye.  To whoever
wrote the "one" part and didn't have the guts to sign their name, just because I have
friends and you don't, don't hate on me. -- Pat Sajak

     Eh?  Unsigned indented comments are by the Editor.

Roll Up Gods -- I give you my prayers and my soul, and in return, you send me poop.
4 WTs and 16 SPs are all I deserve?  Jack Rabbit is poop also, you're killing my
win/loss record.  What more do I have to do? -- Pat Sajak

All -- Me surrounded by 50-fights.  What the hell is goin' on round here? -- Lumber
Jack
P.S.  He he he.

Pug -- You smacked me like a golem thug--but ol' Lumberjack smashed you like a bug.
-- Lost In Pace

Jorja -- Sorry if Chevy seemed mean, he must have been aiming for your spleen.

Jorja -- Don't worry, I guess Pace Ghost or Red Ears will be around for Halloween.
Oh well. -- Pacemaker

Angry Bees -- I told you once, I'm allergic to bees.  Especially yellowjackets, you
swine. -- Pacemaker

Lenpros -- What's a Koger? -- Pacemaker

Our congratulations to Memphis Slim. -- Jorja and the Red Dog Gang

Lenpro -- Thank you. -- Little Rosie

Lumber Jack -- You didn't have to drop a TREE on me! -- Pug

Dark Eyes -- You're probably a CAT. -- Speckle

Memphis Slim -- Well, I suppose if you're going to be Top Dog here, you should get it
the hard way.  Congratulations. -- Little Rosie

M. Chardinee can't swim.  I didn't know that. -- Splash

Blind Lemon -- I couldn't hear you anywhere. -- Cor-Culainn

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MEMPHIS SLIM was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
JACK LEG 10 was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BUKKA WHITE vanquished ONE EYED JACK in a 1 minute gory mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
LUMBER JACK overpowered SPLASH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title match.
ARCHBISHOP ARNDT was bested by BUZZ in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
CHEVY PACE was narrowly defeated by PUG in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
JACK SWAGGER was overcome by SPECKLE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BEE MINE was handily defeated by LOST IN PACE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DOCTOR DERSCH vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
PACESON VORHEES overpowered RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TOOTH PACE handily defeated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LEADBELLY savagely defeated SENATOR SMITH in a 2 minute bloody match.
PROFESSOR PUTT handily defeated COR-CULAINN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MINUS was demolished by PACEMASK in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BLIND LEMON overcame MIDNIGHT BARKER in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
JACK RABBIT slaughtered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  16 -  3      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  10 -  2      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   29 -  37 -  2      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  21 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 664 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  5                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   LUMBER JACK 4922            6   2  1  109 ALL JACKED UP (463)
WALL OF STEEL    SPLASH 4849                26  16  0   94 RED DOG GANG (356)
STRIKING ATTACK  BUKKA WHITE 4142           18  16  1   88 DELTA BLUES (374)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUG 4857                   19  16  0   76 RED DOG GANG (356)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872      11   9  1   65 LENPROS (145)
LUNGING ATTACK   CHEVY PACE 4936             5   1  1   58 PACE'S WILD (321)
AIMED BLOW       PACESON VORHEES 4891        7   5  1   57 PACE'S WILD (321)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TOOTH PACE 4890             7   5  1   45 PACE'S WILD (321)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPLASH 4849.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
CHEVY PACE 4936.  The ten other most popular fighters were DOCTOR DERSCH 4893, 
LEADBELLY 4405, BUZZ 4842, LOST IN PACE 3196, BUKKA WHITE 4142, ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 
4872, PUG 4857, SPECKLE 4939, PACESON VORHEES 4891, and PROFESSOR PUTT 4909.

The least popular fighter this week was MIDNIGHT BARKER 4953.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MINUS 4940, COR-CULAINN 4949, BEE MINE 4861, ONE EYED JACK 
4925, JACK LEG 10 4950, DA1 4952, JACK RABBIT 4948, SENATOR SMITH 4900, TOOTH PACE 
4890, and JACK SWAGGER 4921.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MEMPHIS SLIM (30-3909) DELTA BLUES (374)

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

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last year by popular request.  Room rates are $134.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which 
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport 
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before the block is released!  (This is prime season for Phoenix, and people have been
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sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope you're all looking forward to 
it and that we will see you there!