DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/09/2011    Duedate: 11/22/2011

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-666

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LOST IN PACE
PACE'S WILD (321)
(30-3196) [10-8-3,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LOST IN PACE                   POSITION IS EMPTY
PACE'S WILD (321)              
(30-3196) [10-8-3,107]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CLEAVAGE                       SULTRY WALK
HER BEST ASSETS (461)          HER BEST ASSETS (461)
(30-4838) [15-7-2,106]         (30-4885) [8-4-1,53]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PACE'S WILD (321)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LENPROS (145)               49
2. RED DOG GANG (356)          27      LENPROS (145)
3. PACE'S WILD (321)           19      Unchartered Team
4. DELTA BLUES (374)           12
5. HER BEST ASSETS (461)        6      THAT'S LIFE (184)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1261 748 38 62.8   1/ 1 PACE'S WILD (321)        11  4 1
 2/ 2 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     74  63  9 54.0   2/ 2 DELTA BLUES (374)         8  7 0
 3/ 3 ALL JACKED UP (463)       87  84  9 50.9   3/ 5 LENPROS (145)             7  3 0
 4/ 4 PACE'S WILD (321)         44  43  9 50.6   4/ 4 RED DOG GANG (356)        7  8 0
 5/ 5 DELTA BLUES (374)         88  91  2 49.2   5/ 3 ALL JACKED UP (463)       3 12 1
 6/ 6 ANGRY BEES (464)          87 104  8 45.5   6/ 7 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     2  2 1
 7/ 7 RED DOG GANG (356)       766 970 15 44.1   7/ 6 ANGRY BEES (464)          2  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                               Scagnetti on Scagnetti

     It finally seems that Jorja is graduating a warrior in less than 50 fights, with
a winning record I might add.  It's about time!  You would think that running 20+
teams would increase that percentage after a while, but I guess it goes to show you
can't teach an old dog new tricks.  Pug is another example.  The "attitude" that mutt
speaks of just proves that's all she's got, cause I could swear I just witnessed her
not handle Chevy Pace.  And just for the record, hun, there's no tourney experience
there, so where did you say you would put that tail?  Here's a little advice, babe,
leave the talking dogs up to the cartoonists, Rut Ro Raggy!  I have to be careful in
what I say, the editor tells me that everything you pansys send in, he/she could
count on one hand what has to be edited, and 4 outta the 5 comes from the Jack
Stable.  I guess there's no parental lock here, huh?  Well, somebody's gotta provide
job security so it might as well be good 'ol Jack Scagnetti!  Angry Bees and Her Best
Assets, don't leave me and Pacemaker alone with Jorja and Lenpro, I mean Howlin' Wolf
is still here, but he's just like Happy Peasant or Polite Beggar.  Come back!  Don't
be scared!  I mean, he won't write anything either, don't let him be scared all by
himself.  You all can be mutes together, come back!  It seems the sword isn't sharper
than the word, just take away the S and see which one gets cut first.

                                          -- Jack Scagnetti

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 341): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 684): MARVIN of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 683): ITALIAN STALLION of FOREIGN LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 668): KORINE ORLES of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 671): DARRON POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 667): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 667): JELLIA BOONE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 665): SPLASH of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 629): EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 626): ENGLISH BULLDOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 617): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 289): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 512): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD 113 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 242): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 569): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 641): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 684): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 683): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 668): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 671): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 667): GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 667): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 665): PACE'S WILD (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 629): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 626): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 617): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 289): JADE WARRIORS (?, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 512): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 242): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 569): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 683): ITALIAN STALLION of FOREIGN LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 667): JELLIA BOONE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 665): SPLASH of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 626): ENGLISH BULLDOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 625): SAMARA of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 617): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
                             EARL of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I've heard humans say stuff like, "What goes around, comes around."  I'm not
really getting this, but Jorja says I should say it to Lumber Jack.  I don't see why.
     What I see is, someone wants me to leave Iaye!  Why would I want to do that?
What place could be better?

                                       Splash

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon IAYE, for I, 
Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Practice pays for LOST IN PACE, who pummelled PUG, to 
pocket 25 points.  PACESON VORHEES certainly had a baffled expression on its face, 
after losing to PROFESSOR PUTT and losing 17 points in the process!  Those who hoped 
for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by BUKKA WHITE, of DELTA BLUES, who despite a 
19-17-1 couldn't overcome IAYE's Number 1.  So who's the team that's been walking 
into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from 
the lion, so did the "warriors" in IAYE avoid PACE'S WILD.  As a woman of good 
breeding scorns the "warriors" of LENPROS, so did that sorry team shy from PACE'S 
WILD If challenges were horses, POUTY LIPS could open up a fast food joint!   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Those who owe CLEAVAGE of HER BEST ASSETS money and had written her off, take 
note:  she'S BACK FROM THE DARK ARENA!!!  AND she'S MAD!!!  Hey HER BEST ASSETS!  Is 
there some deep dark, unmentionable secret as to why POUTY LIPS has been sent to the 
Dark Arena?   5-2-0 isn't so shabby!  Admittedly Death waits for no one, but me 
thinks DARK EYES of HER BEST ASSETS (2-0-0) is being sent off a little prematurely.  
PUG of RED DOG GANG, possessing a sorry record of 19-18-0, lost his last battle to 
LOST IN PACE of PACE'S WILD.  Young warriors, take note!  Such is a failure's lot!  
Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen 
into an unconscious stupor.   
     All good things must come to an end.  As the seasons change, and the creatures 
of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  IAYE, I leave 
you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Rat Nest.  'Til next 
time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOST IN PACE 3196            10   8  3   107       PACE'S WILD (321)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLEAVAGE 4838                15   7  2   106       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 DOCTOR DERSCH 4893           10   4  0    99       LENPROS (145)
 BUKKA WHITE 4142             19  17  1    91       DELTA BLUES (374)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHEVY PACE 4936               7   1  1    88       PACE'S WILD (321)
-BUZZ 4842                    18  26  0    82       ANGRY BEES (464)
 LUMBER JACK 4922              6   4  1    78       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHITE THIGHS 4887             5   5  2    66       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872        11  10  1    64       LENPROS (145)
-HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         6   4  0    64       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROFESSOR PUTT 4909           5   2  1    61       LENPROS (145)
-BEE MINE 4861                14  18  0    60       ANGRY BEES (464)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SULTRY WALK 4885              8   4  1    53       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 SENATOR SMITH 4900           10   3  0    51       LENPROS (145)
 TOOTH PACE 4890               8   6  1    44       PACE'S WILD (321)
 PACESON VORHEES 4891          7   7  1    39       PACE'S WILD (321)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEADBELLY 4405                7   7  0    33       DELTA BLUES (374)
 PACEMASK 4951                 3   0  0    29       PACE'S WILD (321)
 SPECKLE 4939                  6   1  0    24       RED DOG GANG (356)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BO CARTER 4956                2   0  0    21       DELTA BLUES (374)
 COR-CULAINN 4949              1   3  0    19       RED DOG GANG (356)
 ONE EYED JACK 4925            2   6  1    13       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 MINUS 4940                    2   3  0    11       ANGRY BEES (464)
 ELMORE JAMES 4955             1   1  0    11       DELTA BLUES (374)
 BLIND LEMON 4946              3   1  0    10       DELTA BLUES (374)
 JACK SCAGNETTI 4954           1   1  0     9       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 JACK RABBIT 4948              1   3  1     7       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 MIDNIGHT BARKER 4953          0   3  0     3       RED DOG GANG (356)
 MEOFF 4957                    0   1  0     1       ALL JACKED UP (463)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DARK CHAMPION           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           CLEAVAGE 4838         666  NONE
SON HOUSE 4935          1  3 0 DELTA BLUES 374      ONE EYED JACK 4925    663  REVENGED
DARK EYES 4937          2  1 0 HER BEST ASSETS 461  BLACK ORC             666  NONE
POUTY LIPS 4880         5  3 0 HER BEST ASSETS 461  ARENAMASTER PENR      666  NONE
PACE GHOST 3193         7  8 2 PACE'S WILD 321      WHITE THIGHS 4887     663   
PUG 4857               19 18 0 RED DOG GANG 356     LOST IN PACE 3196     666   
RED EARS 4899           7  6 0 RED DOG GANG 356     CHEVY PACE 4936       662  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congrations to Lord Protector and Duelmaster Splash who has made quite the splash. --
All Us Lenpros

Lost In Pace -- You certainly made me feel lost out there somewhere.  Kudos. --
Archbishop Arndt

One Eyed Jack -- Did you go to the wrong table?  I enjoyed taking all your chips! --
Professor Putt

Ambitious Guard -- I understand ambitious.  I also understand winning. -- Senator
Smith

Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- Lenpro

Pat Sajak -- I apologize if you feel offended that you killed my warrior and I did
something about it.  The fact I bloodfeuded you, and also Lenpros' guy, with Bukka
was because I wanted it to be a one and done situation.  The fact I could continue
writing "same" was a bonus.  If you'd prefer me to approach your killing of my
warrior in a different fashion, I'm open to suggestions. -- Howlin' Wolf

All -- Jack Swagger:  11(+1)-17-9-17-17-5-9.  A total disappointment.  I couldn't
waste any more money on this dude. -- Pat Sajak

Jorja -- I feel like just because that Pacemaker and I have fun filling out our turns
together that you're insinuating with those "one" comments that I'm running 2 teams
or something.  Pacemaker has killed three of my guys and any insinuations that are
made do offend me.  I never avoid and neither does Pacemaker out of respect for you,
Lenpro, and all other players in this arena.  I invite anyone who wants to join this
arena, especially your friends, because it makes it much more fun and competitive and
a lot less repetitious.  The more the merrier. -- Pat Sajak

Professor Putt -- If you're saying I need a BATH...!  Wash your mouth out with soap.
-- Cor-Culainn

Splash's graduation details on request. -- Jorja

Chevy Pace -- Is this more of something or other?  Okay. -- Pug
P.S.  Hey, it's raining.  When it rains, you don't get the best, most crisp
personals.

Jack Rabbit -- Okay!  I can chase a rabbit.  Not as much of a rush as chasing a cat,
but more than chasing a stick. -- Speckle

Pacemask -- What?  That's weird. -- Midnight Barker

Blind Lemon -- That's no handicap if your nose is good. -- Cor-Culainn

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CLEAVAGE viciously butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
POUTY LIPS was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER PENRUE in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
DARK EYES was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DOCTOR DERSCH overpowered LUMBER JACK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PROFESSOR PUTT devastated PACESON VORHEES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
JACK SCAGNETTI was defeated by SPECKLE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
SPLASH bested BUKKA WHITE in a action packed 1 minute veteran's competition.
CHEVY PACE vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
PUG was viciously butchered by LOST IN PACE in a 1 minute gory Title duel.
SENATOR SMITH luckily beat TOOTH PACE in a dull 12 minute match.
SULTRY WALK savagely defeated LEADBELLY in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
ONE EYED JACK was devastated by PACEMASK in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MINUS subdued MIDNIGHT BARKER in a 4 minute amateur's match.
BLIND LEMON was narrowly defeated by COR-CULAINN in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.
JACK RABBIT was defeated by ELMORE JAMES in a 2 minute novice's duel.
BO CARTER devastated MEOFF in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  14 -  4      66  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   33 -  32 -  2      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  14 -  1      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  19 -  2      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         7 -  12 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 666 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         5  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  LOST IN PACE 3196          10   8  3  107 PACE'S WILD (321)
LUNGING ATTACK   CLEAVAGE 4838              15   7  2  106 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
BASHING ATTACK   LUMBER JACK 4922            6   4  1   78 ALL JACKED UP (463)
TOTAL PARRY      SENATOR SMITH 4900         10   3  0   51 LENPROS (145)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TOOTH PACE 4890             8   6  1   44 PACE'S WILD (321)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CLEAVAGE 4838.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SULTRY WALK 4885.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOOTH PACE 4890, 
MINUS 4940, COR-CULAINN 4949, DOCTOR DERSCH 4893, PROFESSOR PUTT 4909, SPECKLE 4939, 
CHEVY PACE 4936, LOST IN PACE 3196, LEADBELLY 4405, and MIDNIGHT BARKER 4953.

The least popular fighter this week was SENATOR SMITH 4900.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MEOFF 4957, ONE EYED JACK 4925, PUG 4857, PACESON VORHEES 4891, 
LUMBER JACK 4922, JACK RABBIT 4948, JACK SCAGNETTI 4954, DARK EYES 4937, POUTY LIPS 
4880, and ELMORE JAMES 4955.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SPLASH (30-4849) RED DOG GANG (356)