DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/18/2012    Duedate: 01/31/2012

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-671

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LUMBER JACK
ALL JACKED UP (463)
(30-4922) [9-6-1,89]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LUMBER JACK                    POSITION IS EMPTY
ALL JACKED UP (463)            
(30-4922) [9-6-1,89]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BUKKA WHITE                    CHEVY PACE
DELTA BLUES (374)              PACE'S WILD (321)
(30-4142) [20-21-1,82]         (30-4936) [8-5-1,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ALL JACKED UP (463)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PACE'S WILD (321)           33
2. ALL JACKED UP (463)         28      LENPROS (145)
3. LENPROS (145)               15      Unchartered Team
4. DELTA BLUES (374)            8
5. RED DOG GANG (356)           0      LOVE CHILDREN (291)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1268 753 38 62.7   1/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)      11  3 0
 2/ 3 ALL JACKED UP (463)      104  91 11 53.3   2/ 1 RED DOG GANG (356)       10  5 0
 3/ 4 PACE'S WILD (321)         56  56 11 50.0   3/ 3 PACE'S WILD (321)         6  9 0
 4/ 5 DELTA BLUES (374)         97 103  2 48.5   4/ 4 DELTA BLUES (374)         5  7 0
 5/ 6 RED DOG GANG (356)       779 982 15 44.2   5/ 7 LENPROS (145)             2  3 0
 6/ 7 THE PC LINE-UP (471)      22  36  0 37.9   6/ 5 THE PC LINE-UP (471)      2 11 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 343): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 689): SMIMATSU of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 688): SPIKE of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 673): BLOODY KINK of THE SAVAGE KINKS (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 676): VINEGAR of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 672): SHOULDA 8 STEAK of PARKING LOT 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 669): BETTEY FOURS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 670): LOST IN PACE of PACE'S WILD (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 634): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 631): THE HAND OF DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 622): MONSIGNOR MARK of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 291): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 516): MISS PASSIN' of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 245): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 574): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 343): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 689): NICK JR. (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 688): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 673): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 676): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 672): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 669): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 670): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 634): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 631): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 622): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 291): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 516): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 245): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 574): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 688): ROSE ROOSTER of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 673): STING of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 676): VINEGAR of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 670): LOST IN PACE of PACE'S WILD (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 634): MARLIN KOLE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
                          EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 631): THE HAND OF DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 622): MONSIGNOR MARK of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 291): 451 DEGREES of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                (turn 290): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 514): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD 113 (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly IAYE games.  Former top team RED DOG GANG was unseated 
this week as ALL JACKED UP moved up from 2nd ranking to take the top spot with a 
4-1-0 record for the round.  My praise to ALL JACKED UP for their 4-1-0 week this 
time out.  Indeed, it was a skillfully fought round deserving of notice!  RUPERT MUTT 
caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested 
LEADBELLY and was awarded 20 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more 
notable duels, PACEMASK put down MULEY, causing him to lose 16 points of recognition 
in the process.  Not for nothing has LOST IN PACE in the past laid claim to the 
Duelmaster's throne, and this week it's proven its combat skill yet again.  Would you 
believe that over half of the old women in IAYE seem to feel that they could fight 
better than you gladiators?   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  IAYE, city of gladiators!  Mighty 
among the names of thy guilds is DELTA BLUES, a guild shunned and avoided by many in 
the weekly duels.  Apparently the stalwarts of LENPROS are catching the bulk of jests 
down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  Loose talk at the 
arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are 
after BUKKA WHITE.  Watch your back!  At the gambling halls I have started to bet 
money on ARCHBISHOP ARNDT.  He has got the courage it takes.  Witness his challenge 
this turn against LUMBER JACK!  In the end ARCHBISHOP ARNDT was subdued by LUMBER 
JACK, a "sharp" reminder that higher recognition is an indication of greater skill.  
Still, it was a worthy bout!   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  Rite of Bloodfeud must forever be reserved for teams with honor.  
Witness IAYE!  LENPROS has failed to revenge the slaying of fallen DOCTOR DERSCH.  
Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins.  In the arena there is only the 
brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     The girls are as pretty in IAYE as ever I remembered them....and the fighters as 
ugly!  Don't let your reputation slip!  Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy 
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till next we 
meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise are angered by 
the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUMBER JACK 4922              9   6  1    89       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SENATOR SMITH 4900           13   4  0    83       LENPROS (145)
 BUKKA WHITE 4142             20  21  1    82       DELTA BLUES (374)
-HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         7   4  0    80       LENPROS (145)
-PROFESSOR PUTT 4909           6   2  1    73       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHEVY PACE 4936               8   5  1    66       PACE'S WILD (321)
 JACK SCAGNETTI 4954           6   1  1    59       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872        12  13  1    58       LENPROS (145)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPECKLE 4939                  9   3  0    56       RED DOG GANG (356)
 RUPERT MUTT 4963              4   0  0    47       RED DOG GANG (356)
 TOOTH PACE 4890              10   9  2    44       PACE'S WILD (321)
 PACESON VORHEES 4891          9  10  1    38       PACE'S WILD (321)
 ONE EYED JACK 4925            5   8  1    38       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 LEADBELLY 4405                9  10  0    37       DELTA BLUES (374)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLIND LEMON 4946              6   3  0    33       DELTA BLUES (374)
 PACEMASK 4951                 5   3  0    33       PACE'S WILD (321)
 PEPPER JACK CHEESE 4957       3   3  1    32       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 CACTUS JACK 4986              2   0  0    31       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 DELL 4980                     6   6  0    27       THE PC LINE-UP (471)
 HP 4982                       6   6  0    24       THE PC LINE-UP (471)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BO CARTER 4956                5   2  0    23       DELTA BLUES (374)
 AZUZ 4983                     5   7  0    22       THE PC LINE-UP (471)
 LENOVO 4985                   1  11  0    14       THE PC LINE-UP (471)
 MAJOR MILLER 4962             1   0  0    14       LENPROS (145)
 MULEY 4960                    3   2  0    12       RED DOG GANG (356)
 MIDNIGHT BARKER 4953          1   7  0    11       RED DOG GANG (356)
 LITTLE BAYER 4961             2   3  0     9       RED DOG GANG (356)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JACK RABBIT 4948        2  4 1 ALL JACKED UP 463    TOOTH PACE 4890       668  REVENGED
ELMORE JAMES 4955       1  2 0 DELTA BLUES 374      PEPPER JACK CHEE 4957 667  NOT REVENGED
COR-CULAINN 4949        1  4 0 RED DOG GANG 356     JACK SCAGNETTI 4954   667  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congrats to Lord Protector Lost In Pace.  Hopefully he doesn't get Lost At The Isle.
(wink) -- Lenpro
P.S.  Kudos, also, on the Title retention.

The Lenpros are proud of their perfect record last turn.  Not one single loss.
Perhaps some of the warriors will fight this round? -- Lenpro (with great and full
humor)

Pacemaker -- We always thought you were a spiny spinx.  We did. -- The Lenpros

Hey, Scarnetti, nice!  Sounds rappy to me.  I go in for more conventional styles, but
I can dig it. -- The old, prostate-swollen, wheelchair-assisted Lenpro (SW/DE, CA/-)
(That's sweatsuit/depends, cane/open to you.)

Lost In Pace -- I want your seat. -- Senator Smith

Lenpros -- Dr Smith. -- Lost in Pace

One Eyed Jack -- Nice Fists of Fury, I thought that was a Bruce Lee movie. --
Pacemask

Pacemask -- Great bare-fisted brawl!  I got demonic fist of diving fury!  It makes up
for my one eye. -- One Eyed Jack

Lenpro -- You're on "V the Final Battle."  -- Pat Sajak
P.S.  Good luck at the Pace to Pace.

PC Line Up -- Welcome back to Iaye.  I wasn't here for your first go around, but I'm
glad you're back.  I hope you're not a mute like some of these other flowers around
here. -- Pat Sajak

Lenpro -- Is this "face" the Face in the Abyss?  Or perhaps the Face on the Barroom
Floor?  Inquiring Minds Want to Know!

Our congratulations to Lost in Pace. -- Jorja and the Red Dog Gang

Paceson Vorhees -- Well, how was I to know that when I jumped up to lick your face,
or your pace, a normal thing for a Dog to do, you know, that you would be bending
down at the same time and run right into my teeth? -- Speckle

Hp -- You should've been a Dog.  Dogs get better names. -- Midnight Barker
P.S.  Usually, anyway.

Bo Carter -- I thought you were a ripe old bone.  I could've sworn you were. --
Muley, still looking for that bone

Lenovo -- What? -- Rupert Mutt

Cactus Jack -- Ouch. -- Little Bayer

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ARCHBISHOP ARNDT was devastated by LUMBER JACK in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
CHEVY PACE was unbelievably bested by SENATOR SMITH in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
PACESON VORHEES was overpowered by SPECKLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
ONE EYED JACK devastated AZUZ in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PACEMASK demolished MULEY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CACTUS JACK vanquished MIDNIGHT BARKER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
LOST IN PACE overpowered BUKKA WHITE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LEADBELLY was overpowered by RUPERT MUTT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
JACK SCAGNETTI vanquished DELL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TOOTH PACE savagely defeated PEPPER JACK CHEESE in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
BO CARTER savagely defeated LENOVO in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
BLIND LEMON overpowered HP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LITTLE BAYER was demolished by MAJOR MILLER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         BASHING ATTACK    30 -  17 -  3      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  14 -  6      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   33 -  27 -  2      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  12 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  16 -  0      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         6 -  15 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 671 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     7 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     AIMED BLOW         0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   LUMBER JACK 4922            9   6  1   89 ALL JACKED UP (463)
TOTAL PARRY      SENATOR SMITH 4900         13   4  0   83 LENPROS (145)
LUNGING ATTACK   CHEVY PACE 4936             8   5  1   66 PACE'S WILD (321)
STRIKING ATTACK  SPECKLE 4939                9   3  0   56 RED DOG GANG (356)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TOOTH PACE 4890            10   9  2   44 PACE'S WILD (321)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BUKKA WHITE 4142.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CHEVY PACE 4936.  The ten other most popular fighters were BO CARTER 4956, 
TOOTH PACE 4890, SPECKLE 4939, PACEMASK 4951, RUPERT MUTT 4963, BLIND LEMON 4946, 
ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872, LUMBER JACK 4922, SENATOR SMITH 4900, and ONE EYED JACK 4925.

The least popular fighter this week was LITTLE BAYER 4961.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HP 4982, LENOVO 4985, PEPPER JACK CHEESE 4957, DELL 4980, 
LEADBELLY 4405, BUKKA WHITE 4142, MIDNIGHT BARKER 4953, MULEY 4960, AZUZ 4983, and 
PACESON VORHEES 4891.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LOST IN PACE (30-3196) PACE'S WILD (321)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLVIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HENDERSON 1622 (275-182-0)             3  3  0         THE A'S -- LOSERS    

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TELA 2973 (54-157-2)                   1  5  0         GAMEHENDGE           

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NEPHRON 4147 (65-60-1)                 2  3  0         I GOTTA GO           
CRAZY FINGERS 4480 (119-73-2)          0  3  0         THE WARLOCKS         

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 4583 (58-83-1)        3  3  0         THE WARLOCKS         
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 4586 (68-95-2)      2  3  0         GAMEHENDGE           
MESSENGER BIRD 4414 (45-51-3)          1  3  0         GAMEHENDGE           
STEINBACH 4473 (72-123-0)              1  4  0         THE A'S -- LOSERS II 
CHARLIE PATTON 3911 (33-13-0)          0  4  0         DELTA BLUES          

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JACK STRAW 4722 (17-6-1)               2  3  0         THE WARLOCKS         
KLINK 4647 (29-16-0)                   2  3  0         THE A'S -- LOSERS II 
FRANKLINS TOWER 4725 (23-12-1)         1  3  0         THE WARLOCKS         
WORLD CHUMPS 4726 (21-7-1)             1  3  0         THE A'S -- LOSERS II 
WROTE THE BOOK 4540 (30-42-0)          1  3  0         GAMEHENDGE           
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 4584 (58-105-2)      0  3  0         THE A'S -- LOSERS II 
HELP ON THE WAY 4717 (17-49-2)         0  3  0         THE WARLOCKS         
MEMPHIS SLIM 3909 (15-22-0)            0  4  0         DELTA BLUES          

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CLEAVAGE 4838 (17-7-4)                 0  3  0         HER BEST ASSETS      

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DAVY JONES 4130 (4-3-0)                1  3  0         SAIL OR DIE          
SOS 4134 (1-6-0)                       1  3  0         SAIL OR DIE          
CAPTAIN PEACHFUZZ 4131 (4-3-0)         0  2  0  DEAD   SAIL OR DIE          

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MINDBENDER 4934 (0-0-0)                2  3  0         THE WARLOCKS         
SPLITFINGER 4928 (0-0-0)               2  3  0         THE A'S -- LOSERS II 

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HONEYBOY 4974 (0-0-0)                  5  3  0         DELTA BLUES          
QABALA 4969 (0-0-0)                    2  3  0         SCRABBLE