DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/01/2012    Duedate: 02/14/2012

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-672

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LUMBER JACK
ALL JACKED UP (463)
(30-4922) [10-6-2,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LUMBER JACK                    POSITION IS EMPTY
ALL JACKED UP (463)            
(30-4922) [10-6-2,118]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CLEAVAGE                       LITTLE BAYER
HER BEST ASSETS (461)          RED DOG GANG (356)
(30-4838) [18-7-5,113]         (30-4961) [3-3-0,24]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

RED DOG GANG (356)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. RED DOG GANG (356)          44
2. ALL JACKED UP (463)         22      HER BEST ASSETS (461)
3. PACE'S WILD (321)           20      Unchartered Team
4. DELTA BLUES (374)           14
5. THE PC LINE-UP (471)         8      ELANTI HUNTERS (286)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 LENPROS (145)            %1268 753 38 62.7   1/ 2 RED DOG GANG (356)       10  5 0
 2/ 0 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     81  66 12 55.1   2/ 1 ALL JACKED UP (463)       9  6 1
 3/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463)      105  95 12 52.5   3/ 3 PACE'S WILD (321)         7  8 1
 4/ 3 PACE'S WILD (321)         59  58 12 50.4   4/ 4 DELTA BLUES (374)         6  6 0
 5/ 4 DELTA BLUES (374)        100 104  2 49.0   5/ 6 THE PC LINE-UP (471)      3  9 0
 6/ 5 RED DOG GANG (356)       783 983 15 44.3   6/ 0 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     2  1 1
 7/ 6 THE PC LINE-UP (471)      23  39  0 37.1   7- 5 LENPROS (145)             2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 344): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 690): SMIMATSU of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 689): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 674): LYNNIS NALL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 677): OLYMPIC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 673): SHOULDA 8 STEAK of PARKING LOT 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 670): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 671): LUMBER JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 635): THAT ONE MONKEY of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 632): DEVIL DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 623): LILA DEANE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 517): MISS PASSIN' of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 245): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 575): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 344): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 690): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 689): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 674): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 677): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 673): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 670): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 671): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 635): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 632): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 623): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 517): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 245): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 575): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 690): WOEBRINGER of NEVERWAKE (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 689): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 674): LYNNIS NALL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 673): STING of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 676): VINEGAR of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 670): LOST IN PACE of PACE'S WILD (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 635): THAT ONE MONKEY of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
              (turn 634): MARLIN KOLE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
                          EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 632): DEVIL DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 631): THE HAND OF DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 623): LILA DEANE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
                 (turn 622): MONSIGNOR MARK of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 291): 451 DEGREES of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 514): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD 113 (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to IAYE once again!  Biff!  Pow!  IAYE watched with glee as ALL 
JACKED UP got knocked off top spot by RED DOG GANG!  Some people say I ramble too 
much, I don't say anything relevant.  I repeat myself.  I ramble.  Well DELTA BLUES 
moved up 0, to 4th.  What's with LITTLE BAYER?  He actually beat THE PC LINE-UP's 
AZUZ, and walked away with 15 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at RED DOG 
GANG while they watched RUPERT MUTT clobber PACEMASK.  It lost 5 points and got 
bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  WHITE THIGHS was reminded on the sands 
why LUMBER JACK is Duelmaster.  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice 
on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  What 
do people see in BUKKA WHITE?  His 21-21-1?  DELTA BLUES ain't talkin', but he's got 
90 points.  BUKKA WHITE didn't quite know what to make of a challenge he received 
from JACK SCAGNETTI of ALL JACKED UP, who is 23 points below him.  JACK SCAGNETTI 
perhaps got its just desserts, seeing as it was overcame by BUKKA WHITE and ended up 
with 55 recognition points.   
     Warriors of IAYE unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Hmm...  More 
surprises must remain in store for me, if CLEAVAGE can return from the Dark Arena.  
WHITE THIGHS of HER BEST ASSETS didn't know when to quit.  When you've got a 7-6-2, 
that's a good sign.  Now she's dead.  HP, with his forgettable 6-7-0,  was killed by 
PACESON VORHEES in a forgettable match.  THE PC LINE-UP didn't seem to mind very 
much.  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  
IAYE is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Remember--a 
good fighter needs both good skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUMBER JACK 4922             10   6  2   118       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLEAVAGE 4838                18   7  5   113       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUKKA WHITE 4142             21  21  1    90       DELTA BLUES (374)
-SENATOR SMITH 4900           13   4  0    83       LENPROS (145)
-HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         7   4  0    80       LENPROS (145)
-PROFESSOR PUTT 4909           6   2  1    73       LENPROS (145)
 CHEVY PACE 4936               9   5  1    68       PACE'S WILD (321)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPECKLE 4939                 10   3  0    64       RED DOG GANG (356)
-ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872        12  13  1    58       LENPROS (145)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK SCAGNETTI 4954           6   2  1    55       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 RUPERT MUTT 4963              5   0  0    54       RED DOG GANG (356)
 PACESON VORHEES 4891         10  10  2    50       PACE'S WILD (321)
 TOOTH PACE 4890              10  10  2    42       PACE'S WILD (321)
 LEADBELLY 4405               10  10  0    42       DELTA BLUES (374)
 ONE EYED JACK 4925            5   9  1    41       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-SULTRY WALK 4885              8   6  1    40       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 BLIND LEMON 4946              7   3  0    39       DELTA BLUES (374)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEPPER JACK CHEESE 4957       3   4  1    29       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 PACEMASK 4951                 5   4  0    28       PACE'S WILD (321)
 CACTUS JACK 4986              2   1  0    28       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 MULEY 4960                    4   2  0    26       RED DOG GANG (356)
 DELL 4980                     6   7  0    25       THE PC LINE-UP (471)
 LITTLE BAYER 4961             3   3  0    24       RED DOG GANG (356)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AZUZ 4983                     5   8  0    23       THE PC LINE-UP (471)
 LENOVO 4985                   2  11  0    22       THE PC LINE-UP (471)
 HIGH POINTS 4958              2   0  0    21       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 BO CARTER 4956                5   3  0    18       DELTA BLUES (374)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAJOR MILLER 4962             1   0  0    14       LENPROS (145)
 JOHN WAYNE PACEY 4988         1   0  0    13       PACE'S WILD (321)
 MIDNIGHT BARKER 4953          1   8  0    11       RED DOG GANG (356)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JACK RABBIT 4948        2  4 1 ALL JACKED UP 463    TOOTH PACE 4890       668  REVENGED
SPYMASTER               0  0 0 DARK ARENA           CLEAVAGE 4838         672  NONE
WHITE THIGHS 4887       7  6 2 HER BEST ASSETS 461  LUMBER JACK 4922      672   
HP 4982                 6  7 0 THE PC LINE-UP 471   PACESON VORHEES 4891  672   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- Lost in Pace; 9-5-8-21-9-17-15, ad ex in att and init, master in dec, rip and
def.  Low/low halberd.  No Way!!!

Lenpros -- You can find even more spiny sphinxes in Egypt.

Pat Sajak -- SScagnetti it's time for another Scagnetti on Scagnetti.  I like
spaghetti, Kyle Petty, a bear named Teddy...

Dr Smitty -- It's a pity-- you popped me like a zitty.

Speckle -- Your teeth are sharp, maybe you need a little tooth Pace.

It's Johnny Carson not Johnny Arson, but either one is cool.

Pat -- You know old Merle Haggard used to sing with Jack Swagger. -- Pacemaker

Pat -- Was Lenpro on V the Final Battle?  No, I got it confused with Lost in Space.
-- Dr Smith

Lenpros -- Nice response. -- Pacemaker

Jorja -- You dogs are pretty mean, so don't make me squeeze their spleens.

Lenpro -- Dude, you are awesome!  You get nothing but respect from me! -- Pat Sajak

Senator Smitty -- Dis B my seat.  You no compete.  You still on da teet. -- Lumber
Jack

We salute the participants in the mis-labeled tourney. -- Jorja and the Red Dog Gang

Paceson Vorhees -- Really, I wasn't laughing at you.  I'm always like that.  It's
part of being a Golden Retriever. -- Speckle
P.S.  Of course, I'm not a Golden Retriever, anyone can see that, but I'm sure
there's one on my family tree somewhere.

Pacemask -- I'm sulking.  Can you tell? -- Muley

Cactus Jack -- That was weird.  I mean, I've had people throw old boots at me to get
me to stop barking in the night.  They want to sleep, okay, fine, but at night?
Night is for hunting and howling.  But this was the first time someone threw an old
boot with a cactus in it.  Ouch! -- Midnight Barker

Leadbelly -- I don't understand that one at all.  What did you think you were doing?
-- Rupert Mutt

Major Miller -- A dwarf, a dog-hating dwarf!  Rats. -- Little Bayer

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CLEAVAGE butchered SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
JACK SCAGNETTI was vanquished by BUKKA WHITE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
TOOTH PACE was demolished by SPECKLE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PACEMASK was devastated by RUPERT MUTT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
PEPPER JACK CHEESE was savagely defeated by BLIND LEMON in a 2 minute Challenge match.
LUMBER JACK butchered WHITE THIGHS in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
CHEVY PACE viciously subdued ONE EYED JACK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
LEADBELLY defeated CACTUS JACK in a action packed 1 minute expert vs. beginner melee.
PACESON VORHEES slaughtered HP in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DELL lost to HAPPY PEASANT in a 4 minute veteran vs. novice upset fight.
MIDNIGHT BARKER was handily defeated by HIGH POINTS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BO CARTER was subdued by MULEY in a 2 minute competition.
LENOVO handily defeated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
AZUZ was savagely defeated by LITTLE BAYER in a popular 5 minute bloody brawl.
JOHN WAYNE PACEY handily defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  16 -  5      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         BASHING ATTACK    32 -  22 -  4      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   34 -  24 -  2      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  16 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  11 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW         7 -  15 -  1      32  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 672 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  5         3  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   LUMBER JACK 4922           10   6  2  118 ALL JACKED UP (463)
LUNGING ATTACK   CLEAVAGE 4838              18   7  5  113 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
STRIKING ATTACK  SPECKLE 4939               10   3  0   64 RED DOG GANG (356)
SLASHING ATTACK  BLIND LEMON 4946            7   3  0   39 DELTA BLUES (374)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CLEAVAGE 4838.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LITTLE BAYER 4961.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHEVY PACE 4936, 
BLIND LEMON 4946, AZUZ 4983, BUKKA WHITE 4142, PEPPER JACK CHEESE 4957, LEADBELLY 
4405, HIGH POINTS 4958, MULEY 4960, CLEAVAGE 4838, and SPECKLE 4939.

The least popular fighter this week was HP 4982.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WHITE THIGHS 4887, PACEMASK 4951, TOOTH PACE 4890, JACK SCAGNETTI 4954, 
JOHN WAYNE PACEY 4988, LENOVO 4985, MIDNIGHT BARKER 4953, DELL 4980, PACESON VORHEES 
4891, and CACTUS JACK 4986.