DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/14/2012    Duedate: 03/27/2012

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-675

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JACK KNIFE
ALL JACKED UP (463)
(30-4814) [16-11-2,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JACK KNIFE                     POSITION IS EMPTY
ALL JACKED UP (463)            
(30-4814) [16-11-2,124]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SULTRY WALK                    PROFESSOR PUTT
HER BEST ASSETS (461)          LENPROS (145)
(30-4885) [10-6-1,66]          (30-4909) [8-2-1,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LENPROS (145)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ALL JACKED UP (463)         45
2. LENPROS (145)               23      LENPROS (145)
3. HER BEST ASSETS (461)       21      Unchartered Team
4. RED DOG GANG (356)          10
5. DELTA BLUES (374)            9       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1280 753 39 63.0   1/ 2 LENPROS (145)            12  0 1
 2/ 0 WRATHMEN (59)            248 198 10 55.6   2/ 1 RED DOG GANG (356)        8  7 1
 3/ 2 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     84  68 12 55.3   3/ 3 DELTA BLUES (374)         6  5 0
 4/ 0 RANDOM (391)              67  57  0 54.0   4/ 4 ALL JACKED UP (463)       6  9 1
 5/ 4 ALL JACKED UP (463)      111 104 13 51.6   5/ 6 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     3  2 0
 6/ 0 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   37  37  3 50.0   6- 7 THE PC LINE-UP (471)      2  4 0
 7/ 6 DELTA BLUES (374)        106 109  2 49.3   7/ 8 RAGGED EDGE (454)         2  8 1
 8/ 3 RAGGED EDGE (454)         31  32  1 49.2   8/ 0 RANDOM (391)              1  0 0
 9/ 7 RED DOG GANG (356)       791 990 16 44.4   9/ 0 WRATHMEN (59)             1  4 0
10- 8 THE PC LINE-UP (471)      25  43  0 36.8  10/ 0 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 693): PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 692): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 676): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 680): OLYMPIC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 676): VINA YANCY of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 673): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 674): JACK KNIFE of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 638): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 635): STRAY CAT of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 626): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 293): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 520): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 578): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 693): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 692): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 677): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 680): BASH BROS. BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 676): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 673): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 674): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 638): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 635): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 626): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 293): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 520): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 247): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 578): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 676): BALISONG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 680): OLYMPIC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 673): BUKKA WHITE of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 519): MISS PASSIN' of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt IAYE will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the difference, 
as RED DOG GANG is pushed out of top team by LENPROS, who came from 2nd with a 5-0-0 
this turn.  And let's see, LUMBER JACK fought SIARNYN and gained 37 points and 
contributed to ALL JACKED UP's 3-2-1.  CHELYE has lost to SULTRY WALK, falling 14 
points, while helping make RAGGED EDGE a 0-5-0 turn.  The attempts to dethrone the 
Duelmaster have failed, and JACK KNIFE remains IAYE's top warrior for another turn.  
Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Rat 
Nest uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  ALL JACKED UP has cause to stand tall, as 
they were IAYE's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  
And avoiding ALL JACKED UP more than any other team we find LENPROS.  IAYE, are we 
going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged warrior this 
turn was HER BEST ASSETS' warrior SULTRY WALK.  More fighters challenged her than 
challenged the Duelmaster!  Building dreams on hope, SERRIS challenged up 30 points 
this turn to take on PROFESSOR PUTT from LENPROS stable.  Even though SERRIS lost the 
fight, he at least came away with a gain of 62 points for challenging on of LENPROS.  
In a fit of brilliance or of stupidity (hard to say sometimes), ZAX FELL challenged 
MAJOR MILLER today, facing a 32 difference in recognition.  And though ZAX FELL lost 
to MAJOR MILLER, the valiant attempt earned him 1 worth of recognition.  
Foolhardiness can sometimes pay.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  You gotta do what you gotta do.  WRATHMEN has sent AGGRAVATION to 
the Dark Arena.  The deed is done.  Lift the ale, and toast the memory.  Hearty mugs 
of ale were raised in IAYE today as SIARNYN was bid farewell to a 15-10-0 warrior, 
with LUMBER JACK of ALL JACKED UP standing silent and pensive.  Kudos go out to HIGH 
POINTS this turn, for revenging HER BEST ASSETS' bloodfeud against RED DOG GANG's 
warrior NOISY.  Well done.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has 
nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Always good to rest in IAYE, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in IAYE again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK KNIFE 4814              16  11  2   124       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLEAVAGE 4838                18   7  5   113       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 LUMBER JACK 4922             11   8  3   112       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 DREAM OF DAY 4750            12   2  0   110       RANDOM (391)
-ETNIES 4758                  11   8  0   110       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-STINGER 4098                  9  11  0   104       RANDOM (391)
 HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         9   4  0    97       LENPROS (145)
 EMERICA 4756                  9   2  1    91       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SENATOR SMITH 4900           16   4  0    89       LENPROS (145)
 ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872        14  13  2    89       LENPROS (145)
 PROFESSOR PUTT 4909           8   2  1    89       LENPROS (145)
 LALA 3788                    12   9  0    80       WRATHMEN (59)
-GADGET 4528                  10  10  1    78       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SULTRY WALK 4885             10   6  1    66       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 JACK SCAGNETTI 4954           8   3  1    65       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 KAIJHEK 3813                 10   6  0    64       WRATHMEN (59)
 SERRIS 4697                   9   6  0    62       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 SPECKLE 4939                 12   4  0    61       RED DOG GANG (356)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHELYE 4699                   5   6  0    52       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 LEADBELLY 4405               12  11  0    49       DELTA BLUES (374)
 BLIND LEMON 4946              9   4  0    48       DELTA BLUES (374)
 QORK ORKKIN 4698              7   5  1    48       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 MIDNIGHT BARKER 4953          3   9  0    38       RED DOG GANG (356)
 MAJOR MILLER 4962             4   0  0    35       LENPROS (145)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KAELYN 4160                   5   0  0    34       WRATHMEN (59)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEPPER JACK CHEESE 4957       4   6  1    31       ALL JACKED UP (463)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BO CARTER 4956                6   5  0    23       DELTA BLUES (374)
 HIGH POINTS 4958              3   1  0    22       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 LITTLE BAYER 4961             4   5  0    20       RED DOG GANG (356)
 CACTUS JACK 4986              2   4  0    16       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-RED HOT 4748                  1   2  0    10       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 NOISY 4991                    1   1  1     5       RED DOG GANG (356)
 BEST FRIEND 4999              1   0  0     5       RED DOG GANG (356)
 ZAX FELL 4910                 0   2  0     2       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 FONDOLAK 4998                 0   1  0     1       RAGGED EDGE (454)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SILKY THIGHS 4990       0  1 0 HER BEST ASSETS 461  NOISY 4991            674  JUST REVENGED
WHITE THIGHS 4887       7  6 2 HER BEST ASSETS 461  LUMBER JACK 4922      672   
MULEY 4960              4  3 0 RED DOG GANG 356     QORK ORKKIN 4698      673   
RUPERT MUTT 4963        6  1 0 RED DOG GANG 356     ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872 674   
HP 4982                 6  7 0 THE PC LINE-UP 471   PACESON VORHEES 4891  672   
AGGRAVATION 3848        6  9 0 WRATHMEN 59          DARK CHAMPION         675  NONE
SIARNYN 3771           15 10 0 WRATHMEN 59          LUMBER JACK 4922      675   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The Lenpros are saddened at the loss of a fine warrior in the arena.  May Rupert Mutt
fight well in That Great Arena In The Sky. -- Lenpro

High Points -- I salute you for a fine fight.  I think it was a high point for me,
and probably a low point for you. -- Major Miller, Lenpros

Scagnetti -- It is a pleasure to find a jack that I can best!  I am battling back to
2-3 against all Jacks. -- Honorable Hafale, Lenpros

Oh, gee!  I killed Rupert Mutt?!  I am so, so sorry.  That was not my intention.  I
will have many hours of penence living this down.  Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima
culpa. -- Archbishop Arndt, Lenpros

M. Chardinee -- That was a long fillibuster. -- Senator Smith

Lumber Jack -- We both pulled out the lumber, but my drive was the longest. --
Professor putt

A salute to the Duelmaster, Jack Knife, the best in Iaye. -- All The Lenpros

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro

Lenpro -- 5-0-1 with a 60-point turn!  Congrats!  It seems you're a little
bloodthirsty, old friend.  You've been watching Twilight, haven't you? -- Pat Sajak

Howlin Wolf -- I could've sworn I saw a Duelmaster's column, was that a Duelmaster's
Column?  I believe that was a Duelmaster's Column. -- Pat Sajak

Archbishop Arndt -- Explain THAT! -- Ghost of Rupert Mutt, a Good Dog

Cactus Jack -- They don't call me "leathermouth" for nothing. -- Speckle

Bo Carter -- No one can bark as good as me. -- Midnight Barker

That guy shifted his eyes at me!  So I GOT him. -- Little Bayer, baying victory

Ghost of Silky Thighs -- I didn't laugh heartlessly!  That was nerves.  First fight,
not sure what I was doing. -- a remorseful Noisy

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AGGRAVATION was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HIGH POINTS vanquished NOISY in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud battle.
SERRIS was subdued by PROFESSOR PUTT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SULTRY WALK vanquished CHELYE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
QORK ORKKIN was defeated by JACK SCAGNETTI in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
CACTUS JACK was demolished by MIDNIGHT BARKER in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
ZAX FELL was vanquished by MAJOR MILLER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
JACK KNIFE overpowered EMERICA in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
DREAM OF DAY overpowered LALA in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SENATOR SMITH slimly won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 11 minute duel.
HONORABLE HAFALE overpowered KAIJHEK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ARCHBISHOP ARNDT overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LUMBER JACK easily killed SIARNYN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LEADBELLY demolished LITTLE BAYER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SPECKLE handily defeated VISITING ORC in a 2 minute brutal one-sided contest.
BLIND LEMON viciously subdued PEPPER JACK CHEESE in a 2 minute bloody bout.
KAELYN handily defeated BO CARTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FONDOLAK was defeated by BEST FRIEND in a 1 minute beginner's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         STRIKING ATTACK   33 -  20 -  2      62  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         BASHING ATTACK    34 -  30 -  4      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  21 -  5      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  14 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   8 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         9 -  16 -  2      36  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 675 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  JACK KNIFE 4814            16  11  2  124 ALL JACKED UP (463)
BASHING ATTACK   LUMBER JACK 4922           11   8  3  112 ALL JACKED UP (463)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DREAM OF DAY 4750          12   2  0  110 RANDOM (391)
LUNGING ATTACK   EMERICA 4756                9   2  1   91 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
TOTAL PARRY      SENATOR SMITH 4900         16   4  0   89 LENPROS (145)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872      14  13  2   89 LENPROS (145)
AIMED BLOW       QORK ORKKIN 4698            7   5  1   48 RAGGED EDGE (454)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SULTRY WALK 4885.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PROFESSOR PUTT 4909.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPECKLE 4939, 
BLIND LEMON 4946, HIGH POINTS 4958, SULTRY WALK 4885, JACK SCAGNETTI 4954, MIDNIGHT 
BARKER 4953, JACK KNIFE 4814, DREAM OF DAY 4750, HONORABLE HAFALE 4878, and 
ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872.

The least popular fighter this week was BO CARTER 4956.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LITTLE BAYER 4961, SIARNYN 3771, KAIJHEK 3813, SENATOR SMITH 4900, 
EMERICA 4756, ZAX FELL 4910, CACTUS JACK 4986, SERRIS 4697, NOISY 4991, and 
AGGRAVATION 3848.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

JACK KNIFE (30-4814) ALL JACKED UP (463)