DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/23/2012    Duedate: 06/05/2012

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-680

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DREAM OF DAY
RANDOM (391)
(30-4750) [16-2-1,181]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DREAM OF DAY                   POSITION IS EMPTY
RANDOM (391)                   
(30-4750) [16-2-1,181]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ARCHBISHOP ARNDT               MIDNIGHT BARKER
LENPROS (145)                  RED DOG GANG (356)
(30-4872) [15-14-2,93]         (30-4953) [6-11-0,44]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

RED DOG GANG (356)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ALL JACKED UP (463)         58
2. RANDOM (391)                18      LENPROS (145)
3. RED DOG GANG (356)          18      Unchartered Team
4. RESCUE RANGERS II (385)     13
5. DELTA BLUES (374)            8      THE BROTHERHOOD (424)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1289 757 39 63.0   1/ 3 RED DOG GANG (356)        9  6 0
 2/ 2 WRATHMEN (59)            262 209 10 55.6   2/ 2 DELTA BLUES (374)         8  4 0
 3/ 3 RANDOM (391)              72  60  1 54.5   3/ 1 WRATHMEN (59)             8  7 0
 4- 4 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     86  72 12 54.4   4/ 4 LENPROS (145)             5  3 0
 5- 5 DOG DAY AFTERNOON (262)  303 271  7 52.8   5/ 7 ALL JACKED UP (463)       5 10 3
 6/ 6 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   40  38  3 51.3   6/ 5 RANDOM (391)              3  2 0
 7/ 8 ALL JACKED UP (463)      120 120 16 50.0   7/ 8 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   2  0 0
 8/ 7 DELTA BLUES (374)        117 117  3 50.0   8-11 DOG DAY AFTERNOON (262)   1  0 0
 9- 9 PACE'S WILD (321)         62  63 13 49.6   9- 6 PACE'S WILD (321)         1  2 0
10-10 RAGGED EDGE (454)         33  36  1 47.8  10-10 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     0  2 0
11/11 RED DOG GANG (356)       804 %1002 16 44.5  11- 9 RAGGED EDGE (454)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 697): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 682): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 681): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 678): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 679): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 643): LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 640): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 631): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 525): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 583): COYOTE of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 697): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 682): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 681): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 678): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 379): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 643): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 640): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 631): AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 296): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 525): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 249): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 583): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): BERLAM FOOTE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 697): WOOF WOOF of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 679): GAZELLE HOUND of DOG DAY AFTERNOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Say good-bye to WRATHMEN, as they are pushed 
from the coveted top team spot by the RED DOG GANG stable.  Coming up with a solid 
0-0-0 outing, DOG DAY AFTERNOON has advanced 3 places in the rankings.  Advancing in 
the rankings was RED DOG GANG who went from last turn's 800-1001-16, to this week's 
record of 804-1002-16.  Hey everybody, watch out for MAJOR MILLER, who flew up 20 
points in the rankings after mashing LEADBELLY like a melon.  Keep your eye on this 
guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was LEADBELLY, who dropped 16 points 
after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with MAJOR MILLER.  What does the 
Duelmaster and Piltdown Man have in common?  They are both the most challenged apes 
in human history!  Heyheyhey!  Our battling duelmaster DREAM OF DAY has managed to 
hold the title, fending off ARCHBISHOP ARNDT's none too subtle advances.  Better luck 
next time, LENPROS.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps 
T.P.s at bay.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid LENPROS, please raise you hand.  Wow. 
Does IAYE really have that many liars?  For those of you who like math, try this one: 
LENPROS + Weapons That go Boom = WRATHMEN + Avoid City.  In a touching display by a 
'touched' warrior, LUMBER JACK went after SENATOR SMITH, who was higher by 24 points. 
Well, when the dust settled, LUMBER JACK bested SENATOR SMITH.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  This week 6-9-1 PEPPER JACK CHEESE was sent to the Dark 
Arena.  I know a lot of fighters with similar records who might take notice of this.  
ALL JACKED UP has one more week to get their bloodfeud off.  I talked to the manager, 
but he could only grunt 'JACK SCAGNETTI who?'.  Ya gotta luv em!  Knowing when to use 
the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to 
Duelmaster.   
     Well, there's the manager of the IAYE giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can 
pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DREAM OF DAY 4750            16   2  1   181       RANDOM (391)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EMERICA 4756                 12   3  1   124       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-ETNIES 4758                  11   8  0   110       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-BARBET 3396                  21  25  0   107       DOG DAY AFTERNOON (262)
 LUMBER JACK 4922             13  11  3   104       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-STINGER 4098                  9  11  0   104       RANDOM (391)
 LALA 3788                    15  11  0    97       WRATHMEN (59)
 ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872        15  14  2    93       LENPROS (145)
-CHEVY PACE 4936              10   6  2    93       PACE'S WILD (321)
-PROFESSOR PUTT 4909           9   3  1    93       LENPROS (145)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KAIJHEK 3813                 13   8  0    89       WRATHMEN (59)
-HONORABLE HAFALE 4878         9   5  0    82       LENPROS (145)
-PEKINGESE 3575               16  15  0    80       DOG DAY AFTERNOON (262)
 MAJOR MILLER 4962             7   0  0    80       LENPROS (145)
-GADGET 4528                  10  10  1    78       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 SENATOR SMITH 4900           20   5  0    76       LENPROS (145)
-SULTRY WALK 4885             11   7  1    76       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GREAT DANE 3858               9   3  0    65       DOG DAY AFTERNOON (262)
-CHELYE 4699                   6   6  0    62       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 LEADBELLY 4405               15  13  0    60       DELTA BLUES (374)
 SPECKLE 4939                 14   7  0    59       RED DOG GANG (356)
 BLIND LEMON 4946             12   6  0    59       DELTA BLUES (374)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PACESON VORHEES 4891         11  10  2    55       PACE'S WILD (321)
 BO CARTER 4956                9   7  1    55       DELTA BLUES (374)
-QORK ORKKIN 4698              8   5  1    55       RAGGED EDGE (454)
-TOOTH PACE 4890              11  11  2    49       PACE'S WILD (321)
-SERRIS 4697                   9   7  0    49       RAGGED EDGE (454)
 MIDNIGHT BARKER 4953          6  11  0    44       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOUN' DAWG 5009               3   0  0    29       RED DOG GANG (356)
 KAELYN 4160                   6   4  0    28       WRATHMEN (59)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KEIRA 5002                    4   1  0    28       WRATHMEN (59)
 HONEYBOY 4974                 2   1  0    28       DELTA BLUES (374)
 NOISY 4991                    4   3  1    24       RED DOG GANG (356)
 JACK TRIPPER 5003             2   2  1    24       ALL JACKED UP (463)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HIGH POINTS 4958              3   1  0    22       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-PACEMASK 4951                 5   6  0    21       PACE'S WILD (321)
 TYMLE 5001                    3   2  0    16       WRATHMEN (59)
 JACK POT 5006                 1   2  1    16       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 GENTLEMAN JACK 5011           1   1  1    14       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-DOUBLE D'S 4959               1   1  0    11       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-RED HOT 4748                  1   2  0    10       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-JOHN WAYNE PACEY 4988         1   1  0     4       PACE'S WILD (321)
-FONDOLAK 4998                 0   3  0     3       RAGGED EDGE (454)
-ZAX FELL 4910                 0   3  0     3       RAGGED EDGE (454)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHIFTYEYED VOLUN        0  0 0                      GENTLEMAN JACK 5011   680  NONE
JACK SCAGNETTI 4954     9  4 1 ALL JACKED UP 463    CHEVY PACE 4936       677   
PEPPER JACK CHEE 4957   6  9 1 ALL JACKED UP 463    BANDIT PRINCE         680  NONE
KC 4867                 0  1 0 RANDOM 391           STONE GOLEM           680  NONE
NOPE II 5012            1  1 0 RANDOM 391           BANDIT PRINCE         680  NONE
BEST FRIEND 4999        2  4 0 RED DOG GANG 356     JACK TRIPPER 5003     680   
LITTLE BAYER 4961       5  6 0 RED DOG GANG 356     BO CARTER 4956        677   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- I really am here, despite what some ads might imply. (wink) -- Lenpro

Gazelle Hound?  Dog Day Afternoon?  Ivy?  Could this be true? -- Lenpro

Veteran Merc -- I was glad to see that you were in no hurry either.  When the time
finally came, I was ready. -- Senator Smith

Lumber Jack -- I do believe you are an all-time favorite of mine! -- Professor Putt

Congrats to Duelmaster Dream Of Day.  Kudos! -- The Lenpros

The Lenpros are out of touch.  A Doctor Kanos has us captive to remove a
troublemaking lumbar disc. -- Lenpro

All, please give me all your votes.  I should be the only true Duelmaster. -- Senator
Smith

Philly is coming; Philly is coming. -- The Consortium Folk

Dog Day Afternoon -- Welcome back. -- Wrathmen

Gazelle Hound -- Well done.  Congrats on the invite. --Kaijhek

Emerica -- Very nice.  You're on an upward climb and hungry!  Far be it for me to
stand in your way.  Go get 'em! -- Lala

Noisy -- Down boy.  Down.  Would you calm down?!  My, but you are a hyper one today.
-- Keira

Pacemask -- Thank you for making me look like I know what I'm doing. -- Kaelyn

Gentleman Jack -- Those first couple weren't wild attacks.  I was just warming up.  I
just hadn't realized the fight had started. -- Tymle

Red Dog Gang -- Congratulations on the milestone! -- Wrathmen

Jorja -- ie "other teams..."  My bad. -- Kharadmon *smiling*
P.S.  I would like to say thank you.  Thank you for helping to keep the small arenas
up and going.  I'll be honest...  If this arena had been shut down like 20 & 27, I
never would have returned.

Lenpro -- Tell Mino I'll be seeing him in Aruak City soon.  I just have a few "loose
ends" to tie up first.  And reguarding the spot... well, I'm no writer, but it did
serve two purposes.  The first was that the newsletter took up more than just a
single sheet! *grin*  The second, was to let someone know that I was going to be
asking a favor since I had lost all my basic info. -- Kharadmon

And to whomever it was that responed to my request... Thank you! -- Kharadmon
P.S.  There will probably be a few more as time goes on...

     You're welcome! -- NAIEI

Pacemaker -- Thanks for the welcome, and the personal ads.  Enjoy them more of we
would. -- Wrathmen

Pacemaker -- What's this?!  More Dogs!  Iaye needs to hire a catcher.  Bettr yet,
grab the anti-freeze, I'll go get the steaks... Heeere Doggy Doggy! -- Pat Sajak

Tymle -- No need to apologize for the head shot.  Don't think for a second thta I
won't take the opening when I get it. -- Jack Pot

Chevy Pace -- I'll have some of the yella. -- Pat Sajak

Our congratulations to Gazelle Hound, not one of ours, but a fine canine anyway. --
Jorja and the Red Dog Gang

Pacemaker -- Same thing as happens to all the dead, canine or otherwise:  fertilizer.
-- Jorja

Archbishop Arndt -- Now I have red speckles.  Okay. -- Speckle, taking it as it comes
(a canine specialty)

Honeyboy -- I knew a Dog by that name once.  He was crazy, too.  Howled ALL night
instead of just at midnight. -- Midnight Barker

Leadbelly -- At least you aren't Leadfoot.  Leadfoots make terrible Dog-kickers. --
Speckle

Tooth Pace -- I hate it when people try to brush MY teeth.  They should just give me
bones to chew and let it go at that. -- Best Friend

Keira -- It was just my enthusiasm for seeing you, honest.  I wasn't trying to deafen
you or any of those other things you said. -- Noisy

Jack Tripper -- Doesn't matter how far you go, I can track you down. -- Houn' Dawg

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PEPPER JACK CHEESE was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute fight.
NOPE II was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
KC was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
LUMBER JACK vanquished SENATOR SMITH in a 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
JACK POT was defeated by HOUN' DAWG in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge match.
JACK TRIPPER butchered BEST FRIEND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DREAM OF DAY devastated ARCHBISHOP ARNDT in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
EMERICA handily defeated KAIJHEK in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
LALA vanquished BLIND LEMON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LEADBELLY was overpowered by MAJOR MILLER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MIDNIGHT BARKER savagely defeated KAELYN in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
BO CARTER overpowered RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SPECKLE devastated KEIRA in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HONEYBOY subdued TYMLE in a 2 minute match.
NOISY devastated FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GENTLEMAN JACK easily killed SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  12 -  1      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   8 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  30 -  1      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        13 -  14 -  3      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  27 -  5      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  31 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |

Turn 680 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DREAM OF DAY 4750          16   2  1  181 RANDOM (391)
LUNGING ATTACK   EMERICA 4756               12   3  1  124 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
BASHING ATTACK   LUMBER JACK 4922           13  11  3  104 ALL JACKED UP (463)
SLASHING ATTACK  LALA 3788                  15  11  0   97 WRATHMEN (59)
TOTAL PARRY      SENATOR SMITH 4900         20   5  0   76 LENPROS (145)
STRIKING ATTACK  SPECKLE 4939               14   7  0   59 RED DOG GANG (356)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MIDNIGHT BARKER 4953.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
HONEYBOY 4974, LUMBER JACK 4922, DREAM OF DAY 4750, EMERICA 4756, TYMLE 5001, PEPPER 
JACK CHEESE 4957, KC 4867, HOUN' DAWG 5009, LALA 3788, and MAJOR MILLER 4962.

The least popular fighter this week was KEIRA 5002.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LEADBELLY 4405, ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872, BEST FRIEND 4999, GENTLEMAN JACK 
5011, BLIND LEMON 4946, KAIJHEK 3813, JACK TRIPPER 5003, JACK POT 5006, SENATOR SMITH 
4900, and NOPE II 5012.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DREAM OF DAY (30-4750) RANDOM (391)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GAZELLE HOUND (30-3629) DOG DAY AFTERNOON (262)