DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/04/2012    Duedate: 07/17/2012

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-683

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PROFESSOR PUTT
LENPROS (145)
(30-4909) [12-3-2,143]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PROFESSOR PUTT                 POSITION IS EMPTY
LENPROS (145)                  
(30-4909) [12-3-2,143]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPECKLE                        NEOR FEY
RED DOG GANG (356)             WRATHMEN (59)
(30-4939) [14-10-0,52]         (30-5019) [0-2-0,2]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ALL JACKED UP (463)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PACE'S WILD (321)           51
2. ALL JACKED UP (463)         49      LENPROS (145)
3. DELTA BLUES (374)           20      Unchartered Team
4. LENPROS (145)               17
5. RED DOG GANG (356)          15      SQUELCH (289)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1298 761 40 63.0   1/ 1 ALL JACKED UP (463)      10  5 1
 2- 3 RANDOM (391)              73  60  1 54.9   2/ 2 LENPROS (145)             9  4 1
 3/ 2 WRATHMEN (59)            266 220 10 54.7   3/ 3 DELTA BLUES (374)         7  2 0
 4- 4 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   42  38  3 52.5   4/ 7 PACE'S WILD (321)         6  3 1
 5/ 5 DELTA BLUES (374)        124 119  3 51.0   5/ 5 WRATHMEN (59)             4 11 0
 6/ 6 ALL JACKED UP (463)      130 125 17 51.0   6/ 4 RED DOG GANG (356)        3 11 0
 7/ 7 PACE'S WILD (321)         68  66 14 50.7   7- 6 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   2  0 0
 8/ 8 RED DOG GANG (356)       807 %1013 16 44.3   8- 8 RANDOM (391)              1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 349): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 701): SLARTIBARTFAST of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 700): VLAD THE IMPALER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 685): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 688): HARRY DRESDEN of DRESDEN FILES (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 684): RAGDOLL of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 681): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 682): PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 646): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 643): JACK DANIELS of I C DRUNK PEOPLE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 634): LONG BIGGAR of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 528): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 251): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 586): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 649): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 701): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 700): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 685): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 688): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 684): ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 681): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 682): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 646): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 643): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 634): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 528): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 251): ARENAS III (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 586): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 700): COWABUNGA! Of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 700): VLAD THE IMPALER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 685): GILLY MANDERSON of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 683): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 681): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 681): EMERICA of RESCUE RANGERS II (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 646): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 645): LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I don't belong here on the throne.  I drew an easy Chardinee, and lucked my way
into it.  Sorta like driving the ball long and way right towards out-or-bounds, only
to have a tree get in the way and ricochet the ball back into the fairway.  Or, like
reading the putt to break right, only to push it out right and seeing it, having been
read wrong, break left right into the cup.  Sweet, but uncomfortable.
     Maybe next time I can show whether I am worthy, or a mere lucky mucker.  Maybe.
                   Professor Putt, DMI

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in IAYE since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts 
to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Ya gotta be quick on yer feet!  
Keep your elbow off the table!  Thrust!  Block out the pain!  PACE'S WILD is now 
ranked 4th with a 3-2-0 turn.  It seems so recently people were saying DELTA BLUES 
was washed up, finished.  But 3-0-0 moved them up 0.  I guess they're washed no 
more...  What's with LUMBER JACK?  It actually beat LENPROS' SENATOR SMITH, and 
walked away with 24 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at LENPROS while 
they watched HONORABLE HAFALE clobber KAIJHEK.  He lost 18 points and got bruised 
from objects thrown from the stands.  LALA was reminded on the sands why PROFESSOR 
PUTT is Duelmaster.  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about 
your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  How well I know the feeling 
of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, DELTA BLUES!  The 
bums at LENPROS couldn't face the challenges from DELTA BLUES!  No excuse for that!  
How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, KAIJHEK!  Don't 
make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.  Maybe PACE'S WILD's TOOTH PACE is 
one of those beasts who likes pain, or something.  That's what it'll get next week, 
after challenging up 33 to LEADBELLY.  I don't get it.  TOOTH PACE goes and 
challenges LEADBELLY, way above it, but gets 4 points after it loses!  Is this a new 
strategy?  MAJOR MILLER didn't quite know what to make of a challenge he received 
from CHEVY PACE of PACE'S WILD, who is 23 points below him.  CHEVY PACE perhaps got 
its just desserts, seeing as it beat MAJOR MILLER and ended up with 105 recognition 
points.   
     Warriors of IAYE unite.  You have only your games to lose!  LALA of WRATHMEN 
didn't know when to quit.  When you've got a 16-13-0, that's a good sign.  Now she's 
dead.  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day?  To die so 
young, so gloriously!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
IAYE is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROFESSOR PUTT 4909          12   3  2   143       LENPROS (145)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ETNIES 4758                  11   8  0   110       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 LUMBER JACK 4922             14  13  3   108       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 CHEVY PACE 4936              11   7  2   105       PACE'S WILD (321)
-STINGER 4098                  9  11  0   104       RANDOM (391)
 LEADBELLY 4405               18  13  0    92       DELTA BLUES (374)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HONORABLE HAFALE 4878        11   6  0    89       LENPROS (145)
-ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872        15  15  2    88       LENPROS (145)
 MAJOR MILLER 4962             9   1  0    80       LENPROS (145)
-GADGET 4528                  10  10  1    78       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 SENATOR SMITH 4900           22   6  0    77       LENPROS (145)
 BO CARTER 4956               11   8  1    74       DELTA BLUES (374)
 BLIND LEMON 4946             14   7  0    72       DELTA BLUES (374)
 KAIJHEK 3813                 13  11  0    67       WRATHMEN (59)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOOTH PACE 4890              12  12  2    61       PACE'S WILD (321)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPECKLE 4939                 14  10  0    52       RED DOG GANG (356)
 PACESON VORHEES 4891         12  11  3    52       PACE'S WILD (321)
 JACK TRIPPER 5003             4   3  1    51       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 KEIRA 5002                    6   2  0    48       WRATHMEN (59)
 GENTLEMAN JACK 5011           3   2  2    44       ALL JACKED UP (463)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PANAMA JACK 5014              2   1  0    42       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PACEMASK 4951                 6   6  0    33       PACE'S WILD (321)
 MIDNIGHT BARKER 4953          6  14  0    32       RED DOG GANG (356)
 JACK POT 5006                 4   2  1    28       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 JOHN WAYNE PACEY 4988         3   1  0    28       PACE'S WILD (321)
-HONEYBOY 4974                 2   1  0    28       DELTA BLUES (374)
 KAELYN 4160                   7   6  0    27       WRATHMEN (59)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOUN' DAWG 5009               3   3  0    12       RED DOG GANG (356)
 RED ROVER 5018                2   0  0    10       RED DOG GANG (356)
-RED HOT 4748                  1   2  0    10       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 OLD BLUE 5020                 1   1  0     8       RED DOG GANG (356)
 NEOR FEY 5019                 0   2  0     2       WRATHMEN (59)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BEST FRIEND 4999        2  4 0 RED DOG GANG 356     JACK TRIPPER 5003     680   
NOISY 4991              4  4 1 RED DOG GANG 356     PACESON VORHEES 4891  681   
LALA 3788              16 13 0 WRATHMEN 59          PROFESSOR PUTT 4909   683   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Iaye Forever.  Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- Lenpro

A golfer's on top?  Duelmaster?  Rub of the green, or skill, ability, and practice?
-- Lenpro (saluting his own)

Wrathmen -- What a nice thing to say.  Thanks.  One out of two correct.  Even Ted
Williams didn't bat .500. (smile) -- Lenpro

Kaijhek -- The duel can be a marathon rather than a sprint. -- Senator Smith

Emerica -- You were too much for me.  I should have recognized that since you were a
Lord Protector, and despite my challenging, I was doomed to defeat.  Kudos, and good
luck in ADM. -- Arcbishop Arndt

M. Chardinee -- That was for the title?  I do not feel like a trus Duelmaster. --
Professor Putt

Leadbelly -- That felt more like iron in the belly.  Thank goodness I am alive! --
Honorable Hafale

M. Chardinee -- Unlike Prof Putt, when I beat you, I think it is something.
Something good! -- Major Miller

Three Lenpros and two Wrathmen as stylemasters.  I think some serious matchups are
unavoidable.  Those Wrathmen are GOOD! -- Lenpro

Senator Smith -- Yeah, I guess it's all a part of "running" a campaign. -- LumberJack

Kharadmon -- You're going to give Lenpro a big head.  You gotta talk smack to him
every now and then.  You can't constantly brown nose the guy.  I mean it's like
"Here, Mr. Lenpro, let me get you some coffee."  "Here, Mr. Lenpro, let me change
your under garments for you."  It keeps him going. -- Pat Sajak

Lenpro -- Now that you're back to normal and in your wheelchair again, maybe you can
come to "Jacks Are Better" and lose some money.  No, seriously, glad you're better.
This place just wouldn't be the same without you old friend. -- Pat Sajak

All -- Good Day.  My name is Jack Tripper and I would like to invite you to the
"Jacks Are Better" Casino and Distillery.  Let me introduce our staff.  Jack Pot is
the master of games and oversees the casino.  I am your host with the most ensuring
your time spent here is a pleasant experience.  Panama Jack is your bartender
extroirdinare, serving you the best of spirits distilled right under your very eyes
by the liquer connoisseur himself, Gentleman Jack.  Lumber Jack, the hulking monster
you see over there, is head of security.  So come one come all to experience the
festivities that will intrigue your every sense and tweek your pleasure receptors!
And remember... Drinks are always free as long as you're gamblin!!! -- Jack Tripper

Jorja -- Those of us with much smaller numbers to work with do. -- Pat Sajak

Blind Lemon -- Wow!  That blow had some umph behind it. -- Kaelyn

Gentleman Jack -- Well challenged.  Well fought.  Well done. -- Keira

Red Rover -- Almost.  Just couldn't manage to follow up. -- Neor Fey

Senator Smith -- I voted for the other guy last time... and will again! -- Kaijhek

Lumber Jack -- Timberrrrr! -- Lala

All Jacked Up took top team from Lenpros.  Well done, Jack! -- Kharadmon

Jack Tripper -- Just you WAIT!  You'll go out one night and TRIP and fall RIGHT OFF
THE ISLAND! -- Midnight Barker, plotting darkly

Panama Jack -- You golems don't have much for a dog to use his nose on. -- Houn' Dawg

Bo Carter -- Are those ALLIGATOR boots?  No wonder they smell so strange and amazing.
-- Speckle

Jack Pot -- Humans, always rushing to do things.  Better to wait and let things come
to you. -- Old Blue

Neor Fey -- You're a CAT!  I didn't realize cats came that big. -- Red Rover
P.S.  Old Blue and I *are* Dogs, the Commission just has to be reminded of that.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHEVY PACE devastated MAJOR MILLER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
LUMBER JACK handily defeated SENATOR SMITH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HONORABLE HAFALE devastated KAIJHEK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TOOTH PACE was subdued by LEADBELLY in a 1 minute master's Challenge competition.
JOHN WAYNE PACEY won victory over MIDNIGHT BARKER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
PROFESSOR PUTT easily killed LALA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Title fight.
BO CARTER vanquished GENTLEMAN JACK in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
PACESON VORHEES was vanquished by BLIND LEMON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SPECKLE was luckily beaten by KEIRA in a 2 minute gruesome match.
JACK TRIPPER overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PANAMA JACK demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody mismatched competition.
KAELYN was subdued by PACEMASK in a 2 minute match.
JACK POT viciously subdued HOUN' DAWG in a 2 minute bloody bout.
OLD BLUE overcame SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
RED ROVER defeated NEOR FEY in a action packed 5 minute brutal beginner's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   4 -  0      73  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  13 -  1      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        15 -  13 -  2      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  10 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  28 -  5      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  34 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  24 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 683 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PROFESSOR PUTT 4909        12   3  2  143 LENPROS (145)
BASHING ATTACK   LUMBER JACK 4922           14  13  3  108 ALL JACKED UP (463)
LUNGING ATTACK   CHEVY PACE 4936            11   7  2  105 PACE'S WILD (321)
SLASHING ATTACK  LEADBELLY 4405             18  13  0   92 DELTA BLUES (374)
TOTAL PARRY      SENATOR SMITH 4900         22   6  0   77 LENPROS (145)
AIMED BLOW       PACESON VORHEES 4891       12  11  3   52 PACE'S WILD (321)
PARRY-LUNGE      KEIRA 5002                  6   2  0   48 WRATHMEN (59)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPECKLE 4939.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was NEOR FEY 5019.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPECKLE 4939, KEIRA 
5002, CHEVY PACE 4936, LUMBER JACK 4922, JOHN WAYNE PACEY 4988, PROFESSOR PUTT 4909, 
BO CARTER 4956, PACEMASK 4951, JACK POT 5006, and RED ROVER 5018.

The least popular fighter this week was HOUN' DAWG 5009.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PACESON VORHEES 4891, TOOTH PACE 4890, KAELYN 4160, GENTLEMAN JACK 
5011, LALA 3788, KAIJHEK 3813, SENATOR SMITH 4900, MAJOR MILLER 4962, OLD BLUE 5020, 
and PANAMA JACK 5014.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LUMBER JACK (30-4922) ALL JACKED UP (463)