DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 08/01/2012 Duedate: 08/14/2012 IAYE ARENA DM-30 TURN-685 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS PROFESSOR PUTT LENPROS (145) (30-4909) [14-3-2,167] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader PROFESSOR PUTT POSITION IS EMPTY LENPROS (145) (30-4909) [14-3-2,167] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite SPECKLE NODOHGO RED DOG GANG (356) WRATHMEN (59) (30-4939) [16-10-0,68] (30-5021) [2-0-0,18] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM LENPROS (145) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. ALL JACKED UP (463) 50 2. WRATHMEN (59) 39 LENPROS (145) 3. DELTA BLUES (374) 12 Unchartered Team 4. LENPROS (145) 6 5. RED DOG GANG (356) 1 (-1) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 LENPROS (145) %1306 763 40 63.1 1/ 1 LENPROS (145) 10 4 1 2/ 2 WRATHMEN (59) 274 222 12 55.2 2/ 5 WRATHMEN (59) 9 6 2 3/ 0 HER BEST ASSETS (461) 86 77 12 52.8 3/ 4 PACE'S WILD (321) 8 7 1 4/ 4 PACE'S WILD (321) 73 71 15 50.7 4/ 2 ALL JACKED UP (463) 7 8 1 5/ 5 DELTA BLUES (374) 127 124 3 50.6 5/ 3 DELTA BLUES (374) 6 5 0 6/ 6 ALL JACKED UP (463) 133 132 18 50.2 6/ 6 RED DOG GANG (356) 5 10 1 7/ 7 RED DOG GANG (356) 810 %1020 17 44.3 7/ 0 HER BEST ASSETS (461) 0 5 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT It's the Grand Opening of the Jacks Are Better Casino and Distillery. Standing in line waiting for the doors to open, we find the stables of Paces Wild and the Lenpros first at the door. The story begins.... "Open these got ham doors!" I hear Pacemaker yell at the top of his lungs through the closed doors. With a chuckle and a grin I listen to my friend and open the doors with welcome arms. I see the Paces Wild team and the Lenpros elbowing each other to get in. I say "Save it for the tables you 2 stables!" As the two rush the black jack table that Jack Pot just so happens to be dealing on, they all converge amongst the empty seats around the table. As Jack Pot finishes the shuffle, he hands the deck to Paceson Vorhees and says "Cut 'em." All of the sudden, everyone witnesses the sudden gleam of metal as his machete hacks the deck in 2! Jack Pot looks up and takes the blade from his hands, hits him upside the head with the flat of the blade, and says "If you ever pull any shenanigans like that again, I'll send you back to camp crystal lake!" It just so happens he had a back up deck at the ready,and the games began. In the middle of the black jack hands, Archbishop Arndht finally stands up and proclaims "I can not do this any more, it's a sin, if you deal me another card, I'll punch you in your chinny chin chin! This is a place of ill repute, I dare not dispute, look over there-- A prostitute! I must repent!" the good archbishop yells as he quickly exits the building. Just then, the sexy little drink lady comes to the table to attain every ones order. Double shots of Gentleman Jack's finest whiskey are ordered all around. Upon the servers return, as soon as the glass hit the table in front of Tooth Pace, it was quickly gargled. To every ones astonishment, he brings out his trusty tooth brush and commences to brushing his teeth with the sweet liquor! Honorable Hafale with a look of disgust says "I've never been sicker than to watch a golem brush his teeth with liquor." The rest of the Paces all laugh and fill the air with their smoke and lewd comments. Just then, Jack Tripper the flamboyant host approaches the table. "Welcome all, welcome all!" he says with his best smile. "I hope this is everything you thought it would be and if it isn't, just let me know and i will do everything in my power to make it so. I am here to offer everyone these Jacks Are Better platinum member players cards! You will receive titanic discounts on on every dollar you spend! Discounts on the room if you indulge in too much of Gentleman Jack's whisky, or on any of our epic events that all take place right here! Let your savings begin!" With several quick flicks of the wrist, Jack Tripper launches every one's card perfectly under their current black jack hands and dances off to the next table. to be continued..... (I'm burnt) -- Pat Sajak -- 6 Months Ago -- The Eastern Deserts The battlefield was shrouded in darkness, save for the torches carried by a number of the soldiers and several magical orbs of light, which circled above lazily at the command of the wizards. The engagement had been a short one, as three huge, lumbering Phase Dragons burst from the nearby caverns and ran straight into the fully prepared army. The archers took a savage toll on the beasts before the elite gladiators charged in to finish the fray. As the soldiers cleared the massive bodies from the cavern mouth a small group of hooded men gathered a short distance away. "There is no question about it. These are creatures from the Kaikwok Gate." said Rillion, thoughtfully stroking his short beard. "I just don't understand how they are accessing our world again despite the gate being completely sealed." Alongside the mage, the manager known as The Greek Guy sharpened a gleaming battle axe. "The Dark One said something about a rift or tear. I'm not really up on Gate Metaphysics, Rill. All I know is they're here and they shouldn't be." "Managerr said they wouldn't be gone long." Added Rascally Rabbit, looking far more sinister than his manager name implied, "and that we needed to hold this area until they got back. So that's what we need to do." One of the scouts shouted a brief warning and the soldiers assumed battle formation once more. The three arena managers stepped back behind a shield thrown up by Rillion and prepared for a second engagement. Within a moment, a snarling wave of Jaguar warriors erupted from the cavern, pouring out toward the soldiers. The Greek Guy took the point and motioned to the troops. "Move to engage! Form up! Initiate Shield Wall! Archers, volley fire!" A cloud of enchanted arrows hissed into the night, and then descended to shower death upon the charging Jaguar warriors. Scores of the beast men went down under the fire but it was just a small fraction of their overall numbers. Within a moment the first ranks of the jaguars leapt upon the prepared troops, tearing and rending with their razor sharp talons and fangs. Despite the massive numbers, the shield wall held, and the gate beasts seemed to be taking the worst of the exchange. After a moment, however, the Jaguar Warriors found some holes in the ranks and burst through, creating havoc amongst the defenders. "Second line-- advance! First line-- fall back!" The first defensive line fell back in an organized retreat, while a second wave of defenders moved up. Within a moment, they formed up to from a second defensive line, while those formerly in the front line moved back to regroup. At the same time, another wave of arrows showered from the sky and cut down the confused Jaguar Warriors. "We learned a lot from the first Gate incursion." Rillion commented to RR. "The Jaguar Warriors can be a terror one on one, but they don't fight well in organized battles. Those enchanted arrows help a lot, too. One shot, one kill." Despite the confident words, the Jaguars were inflicting a savage toll on the soldiers. It was true, that the majority of the troops were gladiators and former gladiators who were now protected by immortality magic, but still if they were consumed by the Gate monsters, there would be no return. As the battle raged, it became clear that there were too many Jaguar warriors for the small army to defeat. Rillion flicked his staff and sent a fireball into the Jaguar's flank. It erupted into a flaming explosion of heat and pressure, sending scores of the beast men flying. As he did so, the Rabbit gathered a nearby troop and rushed to cut off a Jaguar offensive. The Greek Guy motioned for the trumpeters to sound the retreat. "Back up the hill! Form defensive units. Skirmishers forward to slow the advance." "This is not going well." Rillion commented as he blasted away a row of Jaguars with a bolt of lightning. As he prepared a second bolt, he noticed a large vortex opening nearby. A travelling Gate was being opened. Which meant either more Jaguars, or...? A second small army of heavily armored gladiator-soldiers appeared. At their head rode Managerr, on a white stallion, and the Dark One, on his black gelding. They motioned and their warriors charged into the Jaguar Warriors flank. The numbers now more even, the first army charged down the hill. Within minutes the Jaguar forces were destroyed. Only a handful survived to flee back into the cavern. "Good timing." Rascally Rabbit chuckled, his eyebrow arched, "You couldn't have arrived just a touch sooner?" "It took us a while to scout out the ruins of our old training grounds on the other side of the Kaikwok Gate." Managerr responded, "We stopped by to gather the second division, as we thought we might need the manpower. Apparently we were right. The other side of the old Gate is completely empty. They are all gone." "Gone? There were millions of beings on that world. You're telling me that they're all gone?" The Dark One waved his staff and a vision of the Kaikwok Gate world appeared. It was decimated. Forests burned and blasted, temples shattered, riverbeds and lakes dried up and shriveled. "As he said. All gone. We detected residual magic. Gate magic. I am not certain if it was left from an invader that came, exterminated that world and enslaved what was left of the population or possibly the denizens of that world developed Gate travel on its own and departed a dying world. We have no way of knowing which is the case." The Greek Guy received a message from one of the army runners, read it quickly and motioned to his fellows. "The engineers are ready." He motioned to a figure high up on the cliffside above the cave. In a moment, a thunderous explosion shook the ground. Instantly a shower of boulders, shards of stone and dirt rained down, burying the cavern opening under half the mountainside. Rillion nodded. "That will do for this Gate access, but I expect there will be more." Three Months Ago -- The Dark Citadel -- Isle of of the Eye The Brotherhood of the Blade sat around the titanic obsidian table where they often planned and plotted together. This occasion was more serious, however, than their usual debates over gladiatorial tactics and battle plans. They were instead embroiled in a lengthy discourse regarding the ongoing Gate incursions that had been detected. "Sheila and her mage council can't figure out how to stop it." Managerr noted. "Sheila?" The Greek Guy chuckled, "First name basis now, are we?" Managerr smirked at him. "They can close the Gate opening when they find it, but then another one opens somewhere else within a few days. At some point they are going to get access in a remote area and we won't find it in time. If they can move in a large force, it will be next to impossible to beat them back and close the access. It will be a mess." "And we still have no idea who is behind this and what's going on." Rillion added. "What we do know is that we don't have enough days in the week to keep running around closing gates and fighting battles. We're shorthanded. Zalgor's missing in action and Caesar is off-world fighting wars of his own. Without their forces it's even worse." Rascally Rabbit shuffled through his roster. "I've lost 15% of my personal troops and I know you all have suffered losses as well." Managerr agreed. "We're definitely short on members. Mad Max and Tig Toad are retired. With Zalgor inactive and Caesar battling Picts or whatnot, we are at five members. Just barely enough in normal times and way short in these times." "We need to recruit some new members." The Greek Guy stated. "We have a tournament coming up and can talk to some managers there. We need to find those who are like-minded and who would get along with the rest of us, which is not always easy." "Agreed." said the Dark One from beneath his cowl, "We can then announce our new members. We need more men and more troops. I think we all have some candidates in mind. First, they must have no other allegiances. Second, they must have the martial knowledge we expect from our members. And, the Greek Guy mentioned, they have to be able to deal with us." Present Day -- the Isle of the Eye One of the arena scribes rushed into the GC headquarters. "We need 100 runners to travel to every city in the land. We're being paid 1,000 gold sovereigns to get the news out!" "What news?" "The Brotherhood of the Blade is expanding!! Here is the announcement!" ***** ***** ***** Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Brotherhood of the Blade has chosen to add the following new members to our ranks. Effective immediately, the following managers have been offered and have accepted membership to the Brotherhood: Bubbaganoosh Grimm Khisanth May their successes be great and their victories many under our banner! Officially -- Managerr -- Grand High Moose of the Brotrotherhood of the Blade * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 350): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 703): SEVEN WIT of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 702): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 687): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 690): WWC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 686): VOLDEMORT of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 683): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 684): PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 648): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 645): STRAY CAT of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 636): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 298): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 530): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 252): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.) ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 588): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 650): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 703): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 702): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 687): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 690): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 686): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 683): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 684): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 648): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 645): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 636): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 298): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 530): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 252): ARENAS III (Kharadmon?, mgr.) ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 588): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 703): SEVEN WIT of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.) (turn 702): BLOOD MONKEY of SNUGGLEBUNNIES (Otto X, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 690): WWC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 685): SHOULDA 8 STEAK of PARKING LOT 3 (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 683): LUMBER JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 645): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 635): MARCI FOOTE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 529): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Make that three titles! Yes! Feels like winning tournaments in a playoff! Yes! Slamming the putt into the back of the cup for a win! Yes! With the 3rd title, I get my 17 points of political points, and just need to stay alive through 20 fights and one more win for my trip to The Isle. Can I? Thought you all would enjoy some Lenpro known tidbits of the current team. ST-9,10,10,10,15 CN-5,10,10,15,16 SZ-7,10,14,17,18 WT-6,14,14,17,21 WL-9,9,16,17,17 SP-4,6,7,9,11 DF-7,8,12,14,15 two bonused damage, one hosed damage two bonused undurance one +4 riposte one +1/4 attack one + 1/4 defense one +2 initiative one +2 decisiveness Enough about my team. Now for me. Come and get me if you can, although it will be difficult with three of my teammate wingmen in the way. 'Til then, Professor Putt, Duelmaster III SPY REPORT So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and I'm going to give you a spy report!. Coming up with a solid 4-1-1 outing, WRATHMEN has advanced 3 places in the rankings. Hey everybody, watch out for LUMBER JAK, who flew up 22 points in the rankings after mashing HIGH POINTS like a melon. Keep your eye on this beast. And falling like a basher in the top ten was MAJOR MILLER, who dropped 20 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with KUNG-FU MASTER. Our battling duelmaster PROFESSOR PUTT has managed to hold the title, fending off BLIND LEMON's none too subtle advances. Better luck next time, DELTA BLUES. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd! Here is other news that is of note. Did you hear that PACE'S WILD was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene of PACE'S WILD's warriors, I'm not surprised! For those of you who like math, try this one: PACE'S WILD + Weapons That go Boom = LENPROS + Avoid City. And who is this KAELYN you ask, with 56 points and a 9-6-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the most interesting, though! Proving again that IAYE is not rated G, KEIRA of the WRATHMEN slew the warrior MIDNIGHT BARKER in a rather bloody bout. Let's look for a bloodfeud. Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens. Well, there's the manager of the IAYE giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in next week's fights. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PROFESSOR PUTT 4909 14 3 2 167 LENPROS (145) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SENATOR SMITH 4900 24 6 0 103 LENPROS (145) ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872 17 15 2 99 LENPROS (145) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LEADBELLY 4405 19 14 0 89 DELTA BLUES (374) BLIND LEMON 4946 15 8 0 89 DELTA BLUES (374) CHEVY PACE 4936 12 8 2 85 PACE'S WILD (321) KAIJHEK 3813 14 12 0 82 WRATHMEN (59) HONORABLE HAFALE 4878 12 7 0 80 LENPROS (145) MAJOR MILLER 4962 10 2 0 79 LENPROS (145) SPECKLE 4939 16 10 0 68 RED DOG GANG (356) SULTRY WALK 4885 11 8 1 68 HER BEST ASSETS (461) BO CARTER 4956 11 10 1 68 DELTA BLUES (374) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PACEMASK 4951 8 6 1 61 PACE'S WILD (321) KEIRA 5002 7 3 1 59 WRATHMEN (59) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME KAELYN 4160 9 6 0 56 WRATHMEN (59) PACESON VORHEES 4891 13 12 3 55 PACE'S WILD (321) TOOTH PACE 4890 12 14 2 52 PACE'S WILD (321) PANAMA JACK 5014 3 2 1 44 ALL JACKED UP (463) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HONEYBOY 4974 3 1 0 34 DELTA BLUES (374) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GENTLEMAN JACK 5011 3 4 2 33 ALL JACKED UP (463) JOHN WAYNE PACEY 4988 4 2 0 28 PACE'S WILD (321) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LUMBER JAK 5028 1 0 0 22 ALL JACKED UP (463) NEOR FEY 5019 2 2 1 21 WRATHMEN (59) NODOHGO 5021 2 0 0 18 WRATHMEN (59) HOUN' DAWG 5009 3 5 0 14 RED DOG GANG (356) HIGH POINTS 4958 3 2 0 11 HER BEST ASSETS (461) JACK TRIPER 5030 1 0 0 10 ALL JACKED UP (463) RED ROVER 5018 2 2 0 8 RED DOG GANG (356) JR. KIMBROUGH 5010 0 1 0 1 DELTA BLUES (374) OLD BROWN 5031 0 1 0 1 RED DOG GANG (356) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? AMBITIOUS GUARD 0 0 0 PANAMA JACK 5014 685 NONE JACK LEG 13 5029 0 1 0 ALL JACKED UP 463 WURM KIN 685 NONE JACK POT 5006 4 3 1 ALL JACKED UP 463 MIDNIGHT BARKER 4953 684 JACK TRIPPER 5003 4 4 1 ALL JACKED UP 463 PACEMASK 4951 684 DOUBLE D'S 4959 1 2 0 HER BEST ASSETS 461 HIGH ELF 685 NONE FULL LIPS 5007 0 1 0 HER BEST ASSETS 461 BANDIT PRINCE 685 NONE SLIM WAIST 5008 0 1 0 HER BEST ASSETS 461 MOUNTAIN TROLL 685 NONE MIDNIGHT BARKER 4953 7 15 1 RED DOG GANG 356 KEIRA 5002 685 NOISY 4991 4 4 1 RED DOG GANG 356 PACESON VORHEES 4891 681 NOT REVENGED OLD BLUE 5020 1 2 0 RED DOG GANG 356 NEOR FEY 5019 684 LALA 3788 16 13 0 WRATHMEN 59 PROFESSOR PUTT 4909 683 PERSONAL ADS Lumber Jack -- Great match! I think you outdrove me, but when it came to sinking the putt and finishing the deal, well, there I was. Drive for show, but putt for dough. Get it? Good luck in the Big Time. -- Duelmaster Professor Putt Chevy Pace -- That was a quick vote. I am surprised. I guess I just had many more backers than I thought. -- Senator Smith Blind Lemon -- I think I was the blind one. Well done! You showed me you are my better. -- Honorable Hafale Leadbelly -- Thank goodness the lead is not in your pants, but you surely acted like it. Maybe next time? -- Major Miller Bo Carter -- Thanks for the friendly tussle. My prayers must have worked best. -- Archbishop Arndt All -- I tried the Philly Face and managed a weak 1-3 in initiates. I guess that is why I have not yet been promoted to colonel. (sigh) -- Major Miller Kharodman and The Wrathmen -- Congrats on your big, big point gain! No wonder we avoid. -- Lenpro Health. Humility. Honor. Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro Red Rover -- I've now got flea bites all over me! Thanks. -- Neor Fey Honorable Hafale -- Momma told me there'd be days like these. -- Kaighek Speckle -- Thanks for allowing me to be the one to prevent an ohfer. -- Keira Pat Sajak -- Let's see... 2-8 in the past two turns... something like 1-6 vs Lenpros since we returned... and last turn he planted my top fighter six feet under. (A style I had thought myself to be fairly proficient at running.) Having a hard time finding much to talk smack about. -- Kharadmon Lala: 10(1)-14(1)-11-17-15-6-13 SL, 51 skills learned, AE init, AE attack, Ex defense. Solid design but just didn't have any knack. -- Kharadmon All -- Lumber Jack: 17(2)-5-19-11-17-10-7 started awesome damage with 15 st. AD ex in, exp+3 att, ga fav,mod\low Jack Pot: 7-13-9-17-17-4-17 AB Halloween bound baby!! Jack Tripper: 15-13-11-21-9-8-7 ST Also another pumpkin patcher. Between sunset and here I;m building quite the undead army! -- Pat Sajak -- Lenpro -- Thanx for the prayer to the RUGs on the Jack Pot roll up. Any way you can pray to them to bring him back for me?? -- Pat Sajak -- All -- If any one is interested, Pacemaker and I are writing stories that take place in the Jacks Are Better Casino. Any information on warriors, or ideas or sugestions are welcome.(And help too!) -- Pat Sajak -- I have done nothing but put the spotlight this time into standard formatting. If you want me to do any serious editing, break it into standard "conversational paragraphs," and so on, let me know next time, okay? -- the Editor Jorja -- I deserved that. It's about time you dogs got some bite about you. If you have to play by certain rules for certain reasons, I wish those rules could be lifted and let you play the way you want to. If you could bloodfeud and challenge.... -- Pat Sajak -- Pacemaker -- I hear rumors of a new arena starting up. I can't wait to put that double 21 we won in there!! -- Pat Sajak -- All -- Looks like my personal ads for last turn got misplaced in the shuffle. Maybe they will be here this turn. I'm guessing that my strategies arrived late and there wasn't enough time for personals? Ah well, here's a brief re-cap in case they don't show. -- Kharadmon, trying to remember what he hastily wrote... Lala, 10(1)-14(1)-11-17-15-6-13 SL. AE Init, AE att, Ex def, 51 skills learned, solid design... but never really consistantly performed up to her expected potential. First slasher to achieve a defense rating in basic--that was a shock. Created, I believe, late '98 to early '99. I'd sworn not to make any more slashers after using every good to great rollup ont hem for three years, but since I still needed to graduate a slasher here in Iaye I allowed another. -- Kharadmon Pat Sajak -- Two and eight in the last two turns, four and eleven in the past three... and my top gladiator planted six feet under this past turn. (A style I had considered myself proficient at running.) Not seeing much to talk smack about. Honestly, though, if it came down to either talking smack or saying nothing... I'd probably be silent. Been there, done that... not enjoyable for me. To each his own. -- Kharadmon And now on to this cycle's ads: Midnight Barker -- We will be sure not to walk along the edge after dark. *g* -- Wrathmen Looks like my BF didn't go through last cycle, either. It's been a while... you still just circle the name and ID# in the challenge section, correct? Or do you have to circle it in red, highlight it, write bloodfeud and draw a bunch of arrows pointing to it? -- Kharadmon It's been a while since I did input, but it couldn't hurt to write BF by the challenge. -- the Editor Speckle -- Mental note: Scratching behind ears good... pulling on tail, not so much. -- Keira Lenpro -- Thanks. As we both know it's part of it. Never once thought it was desired or intentional. -- Kharadmon Speaking of... Sorry 'bout Old Blue, Jorja. Hope the replacement is at least as good if not better. -- Kharadmon Old Blue -- Well... chit! Near Fey Red Rover -- Move on Rover. I've got places to be, people to see. -- Nodohgo Tooth Pace -- Thanks for the offer, but I'll use my own. -- Kajhek Panama Jack -- Any relation to Baltimore Jack? He went out for a ride and never came back. -- Kaelyn Jack Pot -- Well, darn. I didn't mean to bite you THAT hard. -- Midnight Barker Keira -- If you don't LISTEN when your Dog warns you, there will be more trouble than you realize. I SAID you should quit at the end of the first minute, but you didn't LISTEN. -- Speckle John Wayne Pacey -- That's no way to treat a Good Dog. -- Houn' Dawg Neor Fey -- The horror! The tragedy! There were cats I hadn't chased yet. Bones I hadn't chewed. My future prospects have been blasted, too. -- Ghost of Old Blue Nodohgo -- What? I'm not getting what kind of trick that's supposed to be. -- Red Rover LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS DOUBLE D'S was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. FULL LIPS was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle. SLIM WAIST was put to death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a popular 2 minute Dark Arena match. JACK LEG 13 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest. PACESON VORHEES was overpowered by HONORABLE HAFALE in a 1 minute Challenge match. TOOTH PACE was devastated by SPECKLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. PROFESSOR PUTT devastated BLIND LEMON in a 1 minute mismatched Title match. MAJOR MILLER was viciously subdued by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute fight. SENATOR SMITH won victory over KAIJHEK in a 2 minute expert's duel. ARCHBISHOP ARNDT savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute expert's duel. LEADBELLY overpowered SULTRY WALK in a 1 minute one-sided melee. BO CARTER was defeated by CHEVY PACE in a 1 minute bloody veteran's match. KAELYN handily defeated JOHN WAYNE PACEY in a 1 minute one-sided contest. PACEMASK demolished GENTLEMAN JACK in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. MIDNIGHT BARKER was easily killed by KEIRA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. PANAMA JACK slaughtered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched bout. HONEYBOY vanquished HOUN' DAWG in a 1 minute one-sided fray. HIGH POINTS was devastated by LUMBER JAK in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. NODOHGO defeated JR. KIMBROUGH in a exciting 5 minute novice's bout. RED ROVER was savagely defeated by NEOR FEY in a 1 minute novice's match. JACK TRIPER devastated OLD BROWN in a 1 minute one-sided bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 3 - 1 70 | |STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 7 - 0 61 | |AIMED BLOW 5 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 14 - 0 60 | |SLASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 18 - 15 - 3 55 | |BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 11 - 1 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 30 - 4 48 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 33 - 4 47 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 19 - 1 46 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 5 - 0 38 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 685 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 6 3 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK PROFESSOR PUTT 4909 14 3 2 167 LENPROS (145) TOTAL PARRY SENATOR SMITH 4900 24 6 0 103 LENPROS (145) SLASHING ATTACK ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872 17 15 2 99 LENPROS (145) LUNGING ATTACK CHEVY PACE 4936 12 8 2 85 PACE'S WILD (321) BASHING ATTACK MAJOR MILLER 4962 10 2 0 79 LENPROS (145) PARRY-LUNGE KEIRA 5002 7 3 1 59 WRATHMEN (59) PARRY-RIPOSTE KAELYN 4160 9 6 0 56 WRATHMEN (59) AIMED BLOW PACESON VORHEES 4891 13 12 3 55 PACE'S WILD (321) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is SPECKLE 4939. The most popular warrior this turn was NODOHGO 5021. The ten other most popular fighters were SLIM WAIST 5008, KAIJHEK 3813, ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872, NEOR FEY 5019, CHEVY PACE 4936, HONORABLE HAFALE 4878, SPECKLE 4939, PROFESSOR PUTT 4909, MAJOR MILLER 4962, and SENATOR SMITH 4900. The least popular fighter this week was OLD BROWN 5031. The other ten least popular fighters were JR. KIMBROUGH 5010, HIGH POINTS 4958, HOUN' DAWG 5009, MIDNIGHT BARKER 4953, GENTLEMAN JACK 5011, BO CARTER 4956, SULTRY WALK 4885, BLIND LEMON 4946, TOOTH PACE 4890, and PACESON VORHEES 4891.