DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/12/2012    Duedate: 09/25/2012

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-688

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KAIJHEK
WRATHMEN (59)
(30-3813) [17-12-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KAIJHEK                        POSITION IS EMPTY
WRATHMEN (59)                  
(30-3813) [17-12-0,116]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPECKLE                        PANAMA JACK
RED DOG GANG (356)             ALL JACKED UP (463)
(30-4939) [18-11-0,88]         (30-5014) [4-4-1,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LENPROS (145)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PACE'S WILD (321)           36
2. LENPROS (145)               31      LENPROS (145)
3. WRATHMEN (59)               14      Unchartered Team
4. RED DOG GANG (356)          14
5. HER BEST ASSETS (461)       10      MILK BOYS II (370)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1317 767 40 63.2   1/ 3 LENPROS (145)            11  4 0
 2/ 2 WRATHMEN (59)            283 225 12 55.7   2/ 2 WRATHMEN (59)             9  3 0
 3/ 3 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     87  83 12 51.2   3/ 1 ALL JACKED UP (463)       8  7 3
 4/ 5 PACE'S WILD (321)         76  73 15 51.0   4/ 5 RED DOG GANG (356)        5  8 0
 5/ 4 ALL JACKED UP (463)      141 139 21 50.4   5/ 4 DELTA BLUES (374)         5  8 0
 6/ 6 DELTA BLUES (374)        132 132  3 50.0   6/ 6 PACE'S WILD (321)         3  2 0
 7/ 7 RED DOG GANG (356)       815 %1028 17 44.2   7/ 7 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     1  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 352): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 706): GAG HALFRUNT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 705): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 690): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 693): JOBERT DONNER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 689): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 686): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 687): KAIJHEK of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 651): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 648): JACK DANIELS of I C DRUNK PEOPLE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 639): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                                          (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 533): OHMYGOD of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 591): HANGMAN of FACES OF DEATH (Blackhart, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 352): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 706): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 705): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 690): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 693): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 689): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 686): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 687): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 651): RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 648): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 639): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 533): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 591): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 706): SILVER HAIR of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
                   (turn 705): A DOG'S LIFE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 705): VISIONZ of WU TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                          LUG NUT of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 638): LONG BIGGAR of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Well, watta you know.  I finally made it to the top.  I was beginning to think
it wasn't ever going to happen.  Time is short, so this will be too.  First I'd like
to congratulate All Jacked Up on taking top team from us.  Well done!  My manager
covets top team in this arena more so than the throne.  A bloody turn, but well done
none the less.  Secondly I'd like to thank Professor Putt.  Looks like you missed the
green.  Look at it this way... you're not in a sand trap, you're on the beach!
     I'm hoping to retain the throne, but we'll just have to see how things go.

                     Kaijhek

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in IAYE!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Too bad, ALL JACKED UP, but 
LENPROS was just too good to be stopped.  One team deserves special mention 'cause 
they moved up 0 after going 3-1-0.  Keep it up, WRATHMEN!  MVP award for PACEMASK?  
PACE'S WILD's proud of it after beating LEADBELLY and getting 18 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  BLIND LEMON got smashed by HONORABLE HAFALE, and lost 10 
points!  Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most popular guy in all IAYE.  He 
got the most challenges.  (But what about proposals?) The Duelmaster isn't going to 
stop just cause he's Number One!  JACK TRIPER knows this.  It was Bloodfeuded by the 
Duelmaster.  This Duelmaster is like something else!  KAIJHEK stopped JACK TRIPER 
dead in its tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  
Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  DELTA BLUES 
was the most avoided team.  Is a 132-132-3 record really that scary?  Is there some 
deep dark secret why LENPROS' been avoiding DELTA BLUES so much?  Or is it just that 
they're too scared?  For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out PANAMA JACK 
challenged SENATOR SMITH.  After all, haven't ALL JACKED UP and LENPROS had a long 
standing duel in IAYE?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but SENATOR SMITH 
wants me to write about it since he subdued PANAMA JACK.  Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey!  Quit laughing!  Just because TOOTH PACE had 12-14-2 was no reason 
for PACE'S WILD to send it to the Dark Arena!  Stop it!  KAIJHEK bloodfeuded (is that 
a word?) JACK TRIPER for revenge over some guy's bad fortune.  Was it really worth 
it?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's 
what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  IAYE is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KAIJHEK 3813                 17  12  0   116       WRATHMEN (59)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HONORABLE HAFALE 4878        15   7  0   113       LENPROS (145)
 MAJOR MILLER 4962            13   2  0   111       LENPROS (145)
 ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872        19  16  2   109       LENPROS (145)
 PROFESSOR PUTT 4909          16   4  2    98       LENPROS (145)
 BLIND LEMON 4946             16  10  0    91       DELTA BLUES (374)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPECKLE 4939                 18  11  0    88       RED DOG GANG (356)
 SENATOR SMITH 4900           25   8  0    83       LENPROS (145)
 CHEVY PACE 4936              12   9  2    82       PACE'S WILD (321)
 PACEMASK 4951                 9   6  1    79       PACE'S WILD (321)
 LEADBELLY 4405               19  17  0    74       DELTA BLUES (374)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KAELYN 4160                  11   7  0    66       WRATHMEN (59)
 PANAMA JACK 5014              4   4  1    66       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 PACESON VORHEES 4891         14  12  3    63       PACE'S WILD (321)
-KEIRA 5002                    7   3  1    59       WRATHMEN (59)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BO CARTER 4956               12  12  1    56       DELTA BLUES (374)
 JOHN WAYNE PACEY 4988         5   2  0    40       PACE'S WILD (321)
 GENTLEMAN JACK 5011           4   6  2    39       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 NEOR FEY 5019                 5   2  1    35       WRATHMEN (59)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK TRIPER 5030              3   1  1    33       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-HONEYBOY 4974                 4   2  0    32       DELTA BLUES (374)
 LUMBER JAK 5028               3   1  1    28       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK LEG 14 5032              2   1  1    28       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 WOOFLE 5036                   2   0  0    25       RED DOG GANG (356)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIGH POINTS 4958              4   4  0    23       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 RED ROVER 5018                2   5  0    12       RED DOG GANG (356)
-JR. KIMBROUGH 5010            2   1  0    12       DELTA BLUES (374)
 ELMYDR 5038                   1   0  0    10       WRATHMEN (59)
 OLD BROWN 5031                1   3  0     6       RED DOG GANG (356)
 SEXY SMILE 5034               0   1  0     1       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 WIDE HIPS 5039                0   1  0     1       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JACK TRIPPER 5003       4  4 1 ALL JACKED UP 463    PACEMASK 4951         684  NOT REVENGED
TOOTH PACE 4890        12 15 2 PACE'S WILD 321      BANDIT PRINCE         688  NONE
HOUN' DAWG 5009         3  7 0 RED DOG GANG 356     LUMBER JAK 5028       687   
MIDNIGHT BARKER 4953    7 15 1 RED DOG GANG 356     KEIRA 5002            685   
OLD BLUE 5020           1  2 0 RED DOG GANG 356     NEOR FEY 5019         684  NOT REVENGED
NODOHGO 5021            2  2 0 WRATHMEN 59          JACK TRIPER 5030      687  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Pat Sajak -- We Lenpros have no aversions at all to Jorja running "to the same
rules."  We suspect that your petition to The Commission, however, will be fruitless.
-- Lenpro

All Jacked Up is still HOT, HOT, HOT.  Another 46 big points?  Kudos! -- The Lenpros

My goodness, Mr Sajack!  Death?!  You think that is some form of punishment for an
archbishop?  Do you think I fear death?  I am prepared for death and my life
thereafter.  Are you?  I suspect that you may need, or should be begging for, help.
I shall always remain open to helping you.  Meanwhile, I DO fear the wrath of god,
and that series of blasphemic sins being committed in that casino is a sign of
significant darkness.  Indeed, I shall pray hard for you, and I shall try even harder
to actively appeal to the local laws and the laws of The Commission to get that
mockery of god closed.  Peace be with you. -- Archbishop Arndt

All -- As I look at that last DM Column, I am somewhat embarassed at what I allowed
Professor Putt to write.  It was way too personal.  Perhaps I was drunk, even though
I do not imbibe? -- Lenpro (with his head in the sand)

Well, shucks, boss, I kinda liked MY DM Column.  But you are safe, because I am no
longer Duelmaster. -- Professor Putt

Congrats to Kaijhek of Wrathmen, a better warrior than I, and now Duelmaster of all
Iaye. -- Professor Putt (needing, hopefully, just one more fight t graduate)

Indeed, all the Lenpros salute Duelmaster Kaijhek. -- Lenpro

Leadbelly -- I fought my best.  You seemed to fight like you had lead in the belly.
-- Honorable Hafale

Blind Lemon -- I could grow a great dislike for you.  Why put the hurt on me?  You
cad! -- Senator Smith

Speckle -- It was an honor fighting you.  I was lucky, I think.  I may have been a
little fierce, and I am sorry.  I am just reacting to my utter contempt for that
casino thing appearing in our find town.  Heathens! -- Archbishop Arndt

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro

Professor Putt -- You need to go to the green and work on your putz!  You do. --
chevy pace

Pat Sajak -- I think it would be more challenging and fun if jorja could play as we
do.  As it is right now she can't even keep a guy long enough to do anything.  They
should let her have at least one arena.  They should. -- pacemaker

Jorja -- Old brown.  Eye. -- John Wayne Pacey

Lenpro -- Man, we knew you were a spiny sphinx.  We did.  We did. -- pacemaker

Senator Smith - Is that trophy wife of yours into golems? - -pat sajak

Gentleman Jack -- Sorry but my dance card is full.  Maybe next time. -- Kaelyn

Red Rover -- Every way I turn it seems like you're always under foot. -- Neor Fey

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TOOTH PACE was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
KAIJHEK viciously subdued JACK TRIPER in a 2 minute uneven Bloodfeud Title battle.
HONORABLE HAFALE overpowered BLIND LEMON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
CHEVY PACE was devastated by MAJOR MILLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PANAMA JACK was luckily beaten by SENATOR SMITH in a 8 minute Challenge competition.
PACEMASK devastated LEADBELLY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LUMBER JAK was handily defeated by BO CARTER in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PROFESSOR PUTT won victory over VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute duel.
ARCHBISHOP ARNDT vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SPECKLE slimly won victory over KAELYN in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
JACK LEG 14 was overcome by JOHN WAYNE PACEY in a 2 minute bout.
PACESON VORHEES overpowered GENTLEMAN JACK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NEOR FEY viciously subdued RED ROVER in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
HIGH POINTS demolished OLD BROWN in a 1 minute gory mismatched match.
WOOFLE handily defeated SEXY SMILE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ELMYDR vanquished WIDE HIPS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  11 -  2      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   33 -  24 -  4      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   3 -  1      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  17 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        19 -  18 -  4      51  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  33 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 688 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   KAIJHEK 3813               17  12  0  116 WRATHMEN (59)
STRIKING ATTACK  HONORABLE HAFALE 4878      15   7  0  113 LENPROS (145)
BASHING ATTACK   MAJOR MILLER 4962          13   2  0  111 LENPROS (145)
SLASHING ATTACK  ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872      19  16  2  109 LENPROS (145)
TOTAL PARRY      SENATOR SMITH 4900         25   8  0   83 LENPROS (145)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KAELYN 4160                11   7  0   66 WRATHMEN (59)
AIMED BLOW       PACESON VORHEES 4891       14  12  3   63 PACE'S WILD (321)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPECKLE 4939.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PANAMA JACK 5014.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPECKLE 4939, KAELYN 
4160, NEOR FEY 5019, ARCHBISHOP ARNDT 4872, JOHN WAYNE PACEY 4988, KAIJHEK 3813, BO 
CARTER 4956, PROFESSOR PUTT 4909, JACK TRIPER 5030, and HONORABLE HAFALE 4878.

The least popular fighter this week was WIDE HIPS 5039.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SEXY SMILE 5034, OLD BROWN 5031, GENTLEMAN JACK 5011, LEADBELLY 4405, 
CHEVY PACE 4936, BLIND LEMON 4946, RED ROVER 5018, PACESON VORHEES 4891, LUMBER JAK 
5028, and SENATOR SMITH 4900.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

KAIJHEK (30-3813) WRATHMEN (59)
PROFESSOR PUTT (30-4909) LENPROS (145)