DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/27/2013    Duedate: 03/12/2013

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-700

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PANAMA JACK
ALL JACKED UP (463)
(30-5014) [13-7-2,181]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PANAMA JACK                    HEATBLAST
ALL JACKED UP (463)            OMNITRIX (474)
(30-5014) [13-7-2,181]         (30-5083) [4-2-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPECKLE                        HIGH POINTS
RED DOG GANG (356)             HER BEST ASSETS (461)
(30-4939) [21-20-0,83]         (30-4958) [9-7-0,75]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DELTA BLUES (374)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HER BEST ASSETS (461)       54
2. DELTA BLUES (374)           33      LENPROS (145)
3. ALL JACKED UP (463)         30      Unchartered Team
4. WRATHMEN (59)               23
5. LENPROS (145)               20      OMNITRIX (474)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 LENPROS (145)            %1348 777 41 63.4   1/ 2 DELTA BLUES (374)        10  5 3
 2/ 1*OMNITRIX (474)            17  10  0 63.0   2/ 1*OMNITRIX (474)            9  4 0
 3- 3 WRATHMEN Z (476)         129  78  2 62.3   3/ 3 ALL JACKED UP (463)       8  7 1
 4/ 4 WRATHMEN (59)            315 249 14 55.9   4/ 4 WRATHMEN (59)             7  8 0
 5/ 5 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   44  40  3 52.4   5/ 6 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     6  7 0
 6/ 6 ALL JACKED UP (463)      176 164 25 51.8   6/ 5 LENPROS (145)             4  3 0
 7/ 8 HER BEST ASSETS (461)    103 100 13 50.7   7/ 8 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   2  2 0
 8/ 7 DELTA BLUES (374)        158 154  7 50.6   8/ 7 RED DOG GANG (356)        2 10 0
 9/ 9 RED DOG GANG (356)       828 %1063 17 43.8   9- 9*WRATHMEN X (475)          0  4 0
10-10*WRATHMEN X (475)           1   7  0 12.5  10-10 WRATHMEN Z (476)          0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 358): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 718): FENCHURCH of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 717): LARGE MARGE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 702): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 705): KHEDRYN of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 701): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 698): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 699): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 663): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 660): DANCING SHADOW of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 651): BLACK BILE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 545): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 259): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 603): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 358): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 718): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 717): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 702): KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 705): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 701): ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 698): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 699): OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 663): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 660): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 651): AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 545): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 259): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 603): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 718): FENCHURCH of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
                   (turn 717): BLUE BULLDOG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 705): KHEDRYN of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 660): DANCING SHADOW of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 651): BLACK BILE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
                 (turn 650): ANTI-LEAP YEAR of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon IAYE, for I, 
Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  OMNITRIX?  Who?  DELTA BLUES is the top team these 
days, buddies!  ALL JACKED UP had cause to celebrate, after JACK TRIPER got 18 points 
by beating ELMYDR.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice 
more, after losing 13 points to JACK TRIPER.  (Discrete enough, ELMYDR?) ETNIES found 
out that IAYE isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  So 
who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds 
like a PR stunt to me.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Perhaps the warriors of LENPROS should take up 
some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  As a woman of good breeding 
scorns the "warriors" of HER BEST ASSETS, so did that sorry team shy from LENPROS If 
challenges were horses, SPECKLE could open up a fast food joint!   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Sober up, young warriors, and take note of LODESTAR's fate!  HONEYBOY of DELTA BLUES 
handily did him in.  Experience counts for something on IAYE's sands.  Ask not for 
whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in IAYE is the highlight of my life.  More important 
duties call me.  IAYE, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at 
The Wharf Rat.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PANAMA JACK 5014             13   7  2   181       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUMBER JAK 5028              11   5  3   129       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 GADGET 4528                  12  10  1   112       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 JACK TRIPER 5030             10   6  1   109       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-PARANOID PETE 5077           26  10  0   100       WRATHMEN Z (476)
 NEOR FEY 5019                14   5  1    92       WRATHMEN (59)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ETNIES 4758                  11  10  0    85       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 ELMYDR 5038                   9   4  0    85       WRATHMEN (59)
 SPECKLE 4939                 21  20  0    83       RED DOG GANG (356)
 GENTLEMAN JACK 5011          10  12  2    81       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 SONNY TERRY 3912             12   8  1    76       DELTA BLUES (374)
 HIGH POINTS 4958              9   7  0    75       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 BO CARTER 4956               18  18  1    73       DELTA BLUES (374)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HONEYBOY 4974                10   5  1    66       DELTA BLUES (374)
 KEIRA 5002                   11   8  2    61       WRATHMEN (59)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SGT. SPENCER 5080             5   1  0    53       LENPROS (145)
 WIDE HIPS 5039                5   4  0    39       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 BIG JOE 5088                  3   1  0    38       DELTA BLUES (374)
-HUMUNGOUSAUR 5043             3   0  0    36       OMNITRIX (474)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEATBLAST 5083                4   2  0    33       OMNITRIX (474)
-JR. KIMBROUGH 5010            3   2  1    33       DELTA BLUES (374)
 RED ROVER 5018                6  13  0    31       RED DOG GANG (356)
 BILLYJOE JIMBOB 5108          2   0  0    29       WRATHMEN (59)
-GREY MATTER 5042              2   4  0    27       OMNITRIX (474)
 OLD BROWN 5031                5  11  0    26       RED DOG GANG (356)
-GRIFNR 5066                   5   4  0    26       WRATHMEN Z (476)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOOFLE 5036                   4  10  0    22       RED DOG GANG (356)
 FOUR ARMS 5041                3   1  0    22       OMNITRIX (474)
 PUFFY LIPS 5109               1   0  0    16       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 BROTHER MARK 5086             2   1  0    15       LENPROS (145)
-RED HOT 4748                  1   2  0    10       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-PVT. PLAGIANIS 5047           2   3  0     9       LENPROS (145)
-SNEAKY SHULTZ 5085            1   0  0     5       LENPROS (145)
-SISTER MARY ROSE 5082         1   1  0     4       LENPROS (145)
 GREEN EYES 5089               0   3  0     4       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 FORDATE 5110                  0   1  0     1       WRATHMEN (59)
-VINCENT 5054                  0   1  0     1       WRATHMEN X (475)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JACK LINKS 5081         2  5 0 ALL JACKED UP 463    STONE GOLEM           700  NONE
BLIND LEMON 4946       21 16 1 DELTA BLUES 374      LUMBER JAK 5028       699   
ROSY CHEEKS 5090        1  2 0 HER BEST ASSETS 461  ARENAMASTER PENR      700  NONE
LODESTAR 5040           5  2 0 OMNITRIX 474         HONEYBOY 4974         700   
SOONGONE 5045           6  4 0 WRATHMEN 59          SONNY TERRY 3912      699   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- ah yes, it took lenpro to make an old joke on himself to break my silence.
Nice goin old friend.  Oh how the tides have turned, too bad my guys will have
graduated before lenpro gets his chance of being the under dog.  (No reference there
to Jorja in any form.)  It looks like the twin towers of panama jack and lumber jak
are pretty solid at the top, come get em boys!  And whats up with all these Wrathmen
runnin round here??  Hell, soon we'll know the whole alphabet.  According to the
terrablood site and OAB, I now have the record for most points earned for this arena.
Thank you, Thank you.  You're welcome. --Pat Sajak--

Lenpro -- Okay, here goes, it's time for some poetry and prose!
     Lenpro the old and very wise
     Can make gods out of any guys
     Never once will he use the dark arena
     His record is the best I've seena
     Honorable til the day hes dies
     Oh my god, where's White Thighs?!!
     Delta Blues droppin like flies
     Come on, Blood fued you guys!!
     Get your feelins out there or somethin, let us here that howl.
Sorry, got a little off track
Okay, now i'm ready, I'm back
     Lenpro the wise and very old
     The Wrathmen population needs to go on hold
     Once again my mind went astray
     Lenpro is the man of the day
     "Health, Humility, Honor" you'll hear him repeat
     Avoid, avoid, avoid.  Retreat!  Retreat!!
     Good Kush and alcohol
     I'm outta here ya'll.
--Pat Sajak--
(You guys asked for this)

Jack and All Jacked Up -- Kudos on the BIG 86 points and the Duelmaster.  With such
honors comes responsibility.  I look forward to a DM Column or a spotlight. -- Lenpro

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro (too old and tired to write more
--besides no one besides Wrathmen and Red Dog Gang seem to have pen in hand anyway)

Lenpro -- No worries.  That group couldn't take over a lemonade stand. -- Kharadmon

All Jacked Up -- Congrats on the record-setting point gain! -- Wrathmen

Omnitrix -- If not for the record setting point gain, you'd have had five awards.
Very impressive for an unchartered team. -- Wrathmen

Sonny Terry -- That was the best I had ever looked... right up until you killed me.
-- Soongone, 9-9-10-13-9-13-21 AB

Gadget -- Of all the times to not lead with a crit... -- Neor Fey

Speckle -- I think you dropped something. -- Elmydr

Sister Mary Rose -- Ida not minda notter, iffin ya untu? -- Billyjoe

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JACK LINKS was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
ROSY CHEEKS was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER PENRUE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
NEOR FEY handily defeated SPECKLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HIGH POINTS won victory over BO CARTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
HEATBLAST was overpowered by KEIRA in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
WIDE HIPS devastated RED ROVER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FOUR ARMS was devastated by BIG JOE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PANAMA JACK overpowered ETNIES in a action packed 1 minute uneven Title melee.
JACK TRIPER vanquished ELMYDR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LUMBER JAK won victory over SONNY TERRY in a popular 1 minute duel.
GADGET overpowered GENTLEMAN JACK in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
LODESTAR was assassinated by HONEYBOY in a 2 minute one-sided match.
SGT. SPENCER devastated RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
OLD BROWN subdued GREEN EYES in a 2 minute master vs. novice match.
WOOFLE was handily defeated by BILLYJOE JIMBOB in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BROTHER MARK unbelievably bested FORDATE in a 3 minute amateur's bout.
PUFFY LIPS vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         BASHING ATTACK    17 -   9 -  2      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         STRIKING ATTACK   37 -  30 -  3      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   6 -  1      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  13 -  1      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        22 -  25 -  4      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  22 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  34 -  0      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 700 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  4         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PANAMA JACK 5014           13   7  2  181 ALL JACKED UP (463)
BASHING ATTACK   LUMBER JAK 5028            11   5  3  129 ALL JACKED UP (463)
WALL OF STEEL    GADGET 4528                12  10  1  112 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
LUNGING ATTACK   JACK TRIPER 5030           10   6  1  109 ALL JACKED UP (463)
AIMED BLOW       ETNIES 4758                11  10  0   85 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
SLASHING ATTACK  ELMYDR 5038                 9   4  0   85 WRATHMEN (59)
PARRY-LUNGE      KEIRA 5002                 11   8  2   61 WRATHMEN (59)
PARRY-STRIKE     BIG JOE 5088                3   1  0   38 DELTA BLUES (374)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPECKLE 4939.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JACK LINKS 5081.  The ten other most popular fighters were HIGH POINTS 4958, 
LUMBER JAK 5028, LODESTAR 5040, HONEYBOY 4974, GREEN EYES 5089, KEIRA 5002, BIG JOE 
5088, PANAMA JACK 5014, JACK TRIPER 5030, and GADGET 4528.

The least popular fighter this week was BROTHER MARK 5086.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WOOFLE 5036, SONNY TERRY 3912, ELMYDR 5038, RED ROVER 5018, 
HEATBLAST 5083, SPECKLE 4939, ROSY CHEEKS 5090, BILLYJOE JIMBOB 5108, SGT. SPENCER 
5080, and GENTLEMAN JACK 5011.