DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/27/2013 Duedate: 03/12/2013
IAYE ARENA
DM-30 TURN-700
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PANAMA JACK
ALL JACKED UP (463)
(30-5014) [13-7-2,181]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PANAMA JACK HEATBLAST
ALL JACKED UP (463) OMNITRIX (474)
(30-5014) [13-7-2,181] (30-5083) [4-2-0,33]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SPECKLE HIGH POINTS
RED DOG GANG (356) HER BEST ASSETS (461)
(30-4939) [21-20-0,83] (30-4958) [9-7-0,75]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DELTA BLUES (374)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. HER BEST ASSETS (461) 54
2. DELTA BLUES (374) 33 LENPROS (145)
3. ALL JACKED UP (463) 30 Unchartered Team
4. WRATHMEN (59) 23
5. LENPROS (145) 20 OMNITRIX (474)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 LENPROS (145) %1348 777 41 63.4 1/ 2 DELTA BLUES (374) 10 5 3
2/ 1*OMNITRIX (474) 17 10 0 63.0 2/ 1*OMNITRIX (474) 9 4 0
3- 3 WRATHMEN Z (476) 129 78 2 62.3 3/ 3 ALL JACKED UP (463) 8 7 1
4/ 4 WRATHMEN (59) 315 249 14 55.9 4/ 4 WRATHMEN (59) 7 8 0
5/ 5 RESCUE RANGERS II (385) 44 40 3 52.4 5/ 6 HER BEST ASSETS (461) 6 7 0
6/ 6 ALL JACKED UP (463) 176 164 25 51.8 6/ 5 LENPROS (145) 4 3 0
7/ 8 HER BEST ASSETS (461) 103 100 13 50.7 7/ 8 RESCUE RANGERS II (385) 2 2 0
8/ 7 DELTA BLUES (374) 158 154 7 50.6 8/ 7 RED DOG GANG (356) 2 10 0
9/ 9 RED DOG GANG (356) 828 %1063 17 43.8 9- 9*WRATHMEN X (475) 0 4 0
10-10*WRATHMEN X (475) 1 7 0 12.5 10-10 WRATHMEN Z (476) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 358): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 718): FENCHURCH of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 717): LARGE MARGE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 702): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 705): KHEDRYN of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 701): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 698): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 699): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 663): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 660): DANCING SHADOW of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 651): BLACK BILE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 545): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 259): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 603): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 358): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 718): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 717): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 702): KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 705): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 701): ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 698): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 699): OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 663): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 660): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 651): AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 306): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 545): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 259): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 603): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 718): FENCHURCH of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
(turn 717): BLUE BULLDOG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 705): KHEDRYN of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 660): DANCING SHADOW of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 651): BLACK BILE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
(turn 650): ANTI-LEAP YEAR of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon IAYE, for I,
Novgorodny Vir, have returned! OMNITRIX? Who? DELTA BLUES is the top team these
days, buddies! ALL JACKED UP had cause to celebrate, after JACK TRIPER got 18 points
by beating ELMYDR. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice
more, after losing 13 points to JACK TRIPER. (Discrete enough, ELMYDR?) ETNIES found
out that IAYE isn't a democracy. You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! So
who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds
like a PR stunt to me.
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Perhaps the warriors of LENPROS should take up
some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... As a woman of good breeding
scorns the "warriors" of HER BEST ASSETS, so did that sorry team shy from LENPROS If
challenges were horses, SPECKLE could open up a fast food joint!
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Sober up, young warriors, and take note of LODESTAR's fate! HONEYBOY of DELTA BLUES
handily did him in. Experience counts for something on IAYE's sands. Ask not for
whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
Do not think spyreporting in IAYE is the highlight of my life. More important
duties call me. IAYE, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at
The Wharf Rat. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PANAMA JACK 5014 13 7 2 181 ALL JACKED UP (463)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LUMBER JAK 5028 11 5 3 129 ALL JACKED UP (463)
GADGET 4528 12 10 1 112 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
JACK TRIPER 5030 10 6 1 109 ALL JACKED UP (463)
-PARANOID PETE 5077 26 10 0 100 WRATHMEN Z (476)
NEOR FEY 5019 14 5 1 92 WRATHMEN (59)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ETNIES 4758 11 10 0 85 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
ELMYDR 5038 9 4 0 85 WRATHMEN (59)
SPECKLE 4939 21 20 0 83 RED DOG GANG (356)
GENTLEMAN JACK 5011 10 12 2 81 ALL JACKED UP (463)
SONNY TERRY 3912 12 8 1 76 DELTA BLUES (374)
HIGH POINTS 4958 9 7 0 75 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
BO CARTER 4956 18 18 1 73 DELTA BLUES (374)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HONEYBOY 4974 10 5 1 66 DELTA BLUES (374)
KEIRA 5002 11 8 2 61 WRATHMEN (59)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SGT. SPENCER 5080 5 1 0 53 LENPROS (145)
WIDE HIPS 5039 5 4 0 39 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
BIG JOE 5088 3 1 0 38 DELTA BLUES (374)
-HUMUNGOUSAUR 5043 3 0 0 36 OMNITRIX (474)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEATBLAST 5083 4 2 0 33 OMNITRIX (474)
-JR. KIMBROUGH 5010 3 2 1 33 DELTA BLUES (374)
RED ROVER 5018 6 13 0 31 RED DOG GANG (356)
BILLYJOE JIMBOB 5108 2 0 0 29 WRATHMEN (59)
-GREY MATTER 5042 2 4 0 27 OMNITRIX (474)
OLD BROWN 5031 5 11 0 26 RED DOG GANG (356)
-GRIFNR 5066 5 4 0 26 WRATHMEN Z (476)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WOOFLE 5036 4 10 0 22 RED DOG GANG (356)
FOUR ARMS 5041 3 1 0 22 OMNITRIX (474)
PUFFY LIPS 5109 1 0 0 16 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
BROTHER MARK 5086 2 1 0 15 LENPROS (145)
-RED HOT 4748 1 2 0 10 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
-PVT. PLAGIANIS 5047 2 3 0 9 LENPROS (145)
-SNEAKY SHULTZ 5085 1 0 0 5 LENPROS (145)
-SISTER MARY ROSE 5082 1 1 0 4 LENPROS (145)
GREEN EYES 5089 0 3 0 4 HER BEST ASSETS (461)
FORDATE 5110 0 1 0 1 WRATHMEN (59)
-VINCENT 5054 0 1 0 1 WRATHMEN X (475)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
JACK LINKS 5081 2 5 0 ALL JACKED UP 463 STONE GOLEM 700 NONE
BLIND LEMON 4946 21 16 1 DELTA BLUES 374 LUMBER JAK 5028 699
ROSY CHEEKS 5090 1 2 0 HER BEST ASSETS 461 ARENAMASTER PENR 700 NONE
LODESTAR 5040 5 2 0 OMNITRIX 474 HONEYBOY 4974 700
SOONGONE 5045 6 4 0 WRATHMEN 59 SONNY TERRY 3912 699
PERSONAL ADS
All -- ah yes, it took lenpro to make an old joke on himself to break my silence.
Nice goin old friend. Oh how the tides have turned, too bad my guys will have
graduated before lenpro gets his chance of being the under dog. (No reference there
to Jorja in any form.) It looks like the twin towers of panama jack and lumber jak
are pretty solid at the top, come get em boys! And whats up with all these Wrathmen
runnin round here?? Hell, soon we'll know the whole alphabet. According to the
terrablood site and OAB, I now have the record for most points earned for this arena.
Thank you, Thank you. You're welcome. --Pat Sajak--
Lenpro -- Okay, here goes, it's time for some poetry and prose!
Lenpro the old and very wise
Can make gods out of any guys
Never once will he use the dark arena
His record is the best I've seena
Honorable til the day hes dies
Oh my god, where's White Thighs?!!
Delta Blues droppin like flies
Come on, Blood fued you guys!!
Get your feelins out there or somethin, let us here that howl.
Sorry, got a little off track
Okay, now i'm ready, I'm back
Lenpro the wise and very old
The Wrathmen population needs to go on hold
Once again my mind went astray
Lenpro is the man of the day
"Health, Humility, Honor" you'll hear him repeat
Avoid, avoid, avoid. Retreat! Retreat!!
Good Kush and alcohol
I'm outta here ya'll.
--Pat Sajak--
(You guys asked for this)
Jack and All Jacked Up -- Kudos on the BIG 86 points and the Duelmaster. With such
honors comes responsibility. I look forward to a DM Column or a spotlight. -- Lenpro
Health. Humility. Honor. Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro (too old and tired to write more
--besides no one besides Wrathmen and Red Dog Gang seem to have pen in hand anyway)
Lenpro -- No worries. That group couldn't take over a lemonade stand. -- Kharadmon
All Jacked Up -- Congrats on the record-setting point gain! -- Wrathmen
Omnitrix -- If not for the record setting point gain, you'd have had five awards.
Very impressive for an unchartered team. -- Wrathmen
Sonny Terry -- That was the best I had ever looked... right up until you killed me.
-- Soongone, 9-9-10-13-9-13-21 AB
Gadget -- Of all the times to not lead with a crit... -- Neor Fey
Speckle -- I think you dropped something. -- Elmydr
Sister Mary Rose -- Ida not minda notter, iffin ya untu? -- Billyjoe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JACK LINKS was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
ROSY CHEEKS was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER PENRUE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
NEOR FEY handily defeated SPECKLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HIGH POINTS won victory over BO CARTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
HEATBLAST was overpowered by KEIRA in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
WIDE HIPS devastated RED ROVER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FOUR ARMS was devastated by BIG JOE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PANAMA JACK overpowered ETNIES in a action packed 1 minute uneven Title melee.
JACK TRIPER vanquished ELMYDR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LUMBER JAK won victory over SONNY TERRY in a popular 1 minute duel.
GADGET overpowered GENTLEMAN JACK in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
LODESTAR was assassinated by HONEYBOY in a 2 minute one-sided match.
SGT. SPENCER devastated RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
OLD BROWN subdued GREEN EYES in a 2 minute master vs. novice match.
WOOFLE was handily defeated by BILLYJOE JIMBOB in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BROTHER MARK unbelievably bested FORDATE in a 3 minute amateur's bout.
PUFFY LIPS vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 9 - 2 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 STRIKING ATTACK 37 - 30 - 3 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 6 - 1 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 13 - 1 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 22 - 25 - 4 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 22 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 34 - 0 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 700 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK PANAMA JACK 5014 13 7 2 181 ALL JACKED UP (463)
BASHING ATTACK LUMBER JAK 5028 11 5 3 129 ALL JACKED UP (463)
WALL OF STEEL GADGET 4528 12 10 1 112 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
LUNGING ATTACK JACK TRIPER 5030 10 6 1 109 ALL JACKED UP (463)
AIMED BLOW ETNIES 4758 11 10 0 85 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
SLASHING ATTACK ELMYDR 5038 9 4 0 85 WRATHMEN (59)
PARRY-LUNGE KEIRA 5002 11 8 2 61 WRATHMEN (59)
PARRY-STRIKE BIG JOE 5088 3 1 0 38 DELTA BLUES (374)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SPECKLE 4939. The most popular warrior this turn
was JACK LINKS 5081. The ten other most popular fighters were HIGH POINTS 4958,
LUMBER JAK 5028, LODESTAR 5040, HONEYBOY 4974, GREEN EYES 5089, KEIRA 5002, BIG JOE
5088, PANAMA JACK 5014, JACK TRIPER 5030, and GADGET 4528.
The least popular fighter this week was BROTHER MARK 5086. The other ten least
popular fighters were WOOFLE 5036, SONNY TERRY 3912, ELMYDR 5038, RED ROVER 5018,
HEATBLAST 5083, SPECKLE 4939, ROSY CHEEKS 5090, BILLYJOE JIMBOB 5108, SGT. SPENCER
5080, and GENTLEMAN JACK 5011.