DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/13/2013    Duedate: 03/26/2013

IAYE ARENA

DM-30    TURN-701

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PANAMA JACK
ALL JACKED UP (463)
(30-5014) [14-7-2,188]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PANAMA JACK                    HEATBLAST
ALL JACKED UP (463)            OMNITRIX (474)
(30-5014) [14-7-2,188]         (30-5083) [5-2-0,56]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPECKLE                        PUFFY LIPS
RED DOG GANG (356)             HER BEST ASSETS (461)
(30-4939) [22-20-0,93]         (30-5109) [1-1-0,18]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ALL JACKED UP (463)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN (59)               38
2. LENPROS (145)               30      LENPROS (145)
3. OMNITRIX (474)              28      Unchartered Team
4. SERPENTS HOLD (472)         25
5. RED DOG GANG (356)          15      OMNITRIX (474)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LENPROS (145)            %1351 777 41 63.5   1/ 3 ALL JACKED UP (463)      10  5 1
 2/ 2*OMNITRIX (474)            18  11  0 62.1   2/ 4 WRATHMEN (59)             9  6 0
 3/ 3 WRATHMEN Z (476)         129  81  2 61.4   3/ 6 LENPROS (145)             6  2 0
 4/ 4 WRATHMEN (59)            318 251 14 55.9   4/ 2*OMNITRIX (474)            6  4 0
 5/ 5 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   45  41  3 52.3   5/ 1 DELTA BLUES (374)         6  8 3
 6/ 6 ALL JACKED UP (463)      179 166 25 51.9   6/ 5 HER BEST ASSETS (461)     5  8 0
 7/ 8 DELTA BLUES (374)        159 157  7 50.3   7/ 7 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)   3  3 0
 8/ 7 HER BEST ASSETS (461)    104 103 13 50.2   8/ 8 RED DOG GANG (356)        3  9 0
 9/ 9 RED DOG GANG (356)       830 %1065 17 43.8   9/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD (472)       0  4 0
10/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD (472)        1   6  0 14.3  10/10 WRATHMEN Z (476)          0  3 0
11/10*WRATHMEN X (475)           1   9  0 10.0  11/ 9*WRATHMEN X (475)          0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 358): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 719): PAIR-O-SEVENS of THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 718): LARGE MARGE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 703): HARD LUCK WOMAN of KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 706): WHAT? of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 702): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 699): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 700): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 664): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 661): LAVO VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 652): KURT COBAIN of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 546): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 260): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 604): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 358): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 719): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 718): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 703): KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 706): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 702): ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 699): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 700): DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 664): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 661): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 652): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 546): BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 260): WRATHMENT XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 604): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 719): PAIR-O-SEVENS of THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest)
                   (turn 718): FENCHURCH of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 718): LASSO of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 705): KHEDRYN of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 699): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 660): DANCING SHADOW of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 651): BLACK BILE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Sorry for the wait guys, i know you've been jonesin for it so here it is!  181
points?!?!!  I'm tied for the record in this arena?!??!!  Man I was hopin' for the
2nd record in 2 turns for the good ol' jacks.  Oh well, I'll get it next turn.  I
must be hangin out with jack triper too much cause i could swear i saw a zombie
lurking round here.  You seen one Howlin Wolf?  I don't know why i even ask him
questions, it's not like he's got the voice to answer.  Speaking of mutes, what's up
omnitrix are for kids?  Nice start in the arena, please make yourself at home and
help keep Iaye looking like an arena.  Please give a warm and hearty welcome to the
newest member of the jacks, Jack In The Pulpit, may his blades stay red.  This throne
is hard on me bones so i'm out for drinks.  Anyone who wants to break ol' Pulput in
right is welcome to join us, first round is on me!!!  --Panama Jack--

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in IAYE.  
Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Say good-bye to 
DELTA BLUES, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the ALL JACKED UP 
stable.  It was a tough week for DELTA BLUES, to drop 4 places in the rankings.  
Coming up with a solid 3-0-0 outing, LENPROS has advanced 3 places in the rankings.  
Hey everybody, watch out for GREEN EYES, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after 
mashing OLD BROWN like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Ya know, some days it 
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  GADGET was bested by JACK TRIPER and drops 21 
points.  Well, everybody's pal PANAMA JACK moved its record to 14-7-2 by defeating 
SONNY TERRY in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 7 recognition points.  Advice 
to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the IAYE arena.  Did you hear 
that WRATHMEN was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of 
WRATHMEN's warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you who like math, try this 
one:  WRATHMEN + Weapons That go Boom = HER BEST ASSETS + Avoid City.  And who is 
this GADGET you ask, with 91 points and a 12-11-1 record.  Ooh, the tales I could 
tell!  Was it guts or an overtaxed mental capacity that had NEOR FEY challenge up 37 
points in the rankings to take on LUMBER JAK?  To the crowd's chants of 'Bo-zo bo-zo 
bo-zo', LUMBER JAK was taken out by the lower-ranked NEOR FEY.  (Maybe it's time to 
think Dark Arena?).  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, WIDE HIPS went 
after KEIRA, who was higher by 22 points.  Well, when the dust settled, WIDE HIPS 
lost to KEIRA.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Congrats to HEATBLAST for revenging the death of his 
teammate (but more importantly, feeding HONEYBOY a bit of dirt).  Knowing when to use 
the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to 
Duelmaster.   
     Well, there's the manager of the IAYE giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya 
bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PANAMA JACK 5014             14   7  2   188       ALL JACKED UP (463)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK TRIPER 5030             11   6  1   120       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 NEOR FEY 5019                15   5  1   110       WRATHMEN (59)
-PARANOID PETE 5077           26  10  0   100       WRATHMEN Z (476)
 ETNIES 4758                  12  10  0    94       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 SPECKLE 4939                 22  20  0    93       RED DOG GANG (356)
 GADGET 4528                  12  11  1    91       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUMBER JAK 5028              11   6  3    89       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 ELMYDR 5038                  10   4  0    88       WRATHMEN (59)
 BO CARTER 4956               18  19  1    74       DELTA BLUES (374)
 SONNY TERRY 3912             12   9  1    74       DELTA BLUES (374)
 GENTLEMAN JACK 5011          10  13  2    73       ALL JACKED UP (463)
 HIGH POINTS 4958              9   8  0    69       HER BEST ASSETS (461)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KEIRA 5002                   12   8  2    66       WRATHMEN (59)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SGT. SPENCER 5080             6   1  0    58       LENPROS (145)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEATBLAST 5083                5   2  0    56       OMNITRIX (474)
 HONEYBOY 4974                10   6  1    55       DELTA BLUES (374)
 BIG JOE 5088                  4   1  0    52       DELTA BLUES (374)
 WIDE HIPS 5039                5   5  0    36       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-HUMUNGOUSAUR 5043             3   0  0    36       OMNITRIX (474)
 RED ROVER 5018                7  13  0    34       RED DOG GANG (356)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JR. KIMBROUGH 5010            3   2  1    33       DELTA BLUES (374)
 OLD BROWN 5031                5  12  0    27       RED DOG GANG (356)
-GREY MATTER 5042              2   4  0    27       OMNITRIX (474)
-GRIFNR 5066                   5   4  0    26       WRATHMEN Z (476)
 BILLYJOE JIMBOB 5108          2   1  0    26       WRATHMEN (59)
 PVT. PLAGIANIS 5047           3   3  0    25       LENPROS (145)
 GREEN EYES 5089               1   3  0    25       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
 BROTHER MARK 5086             3   1  0    24       LENPROS (145)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOOFLE 5036                   4  11  0    23       RED DOG GANG (356)
-FOUR ARMS 5041                3   1  0    22       OMNITRIX (474)
 PUFFY LIPS 5109               1   1  0    18       HER BEST ASSETS (461)
-JAZMO 4995                    1   2  0    17       SERPENTS HOLD (472)
-RED HOT 4748                  1   2  0    10       RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
 JACK INTHE PULPIT 5113        1   0  0     6       ALL JACKED UP (463)
-SNEAKY SHULTZ 5085            1   0  0     5       LENPROS (145)
-SISTER MARY ROSE 5082         1   1  0     4       LENPROS (145)
 IXAL 4992                     0   1  0     1       SERPENTS HOLD (472)
-VINCENT 5054                  0   1  0     1       WRATHMEN X (475)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLIND LEMON 4946       21 16 1 DELTA BLUES 374      LUMBER JAK 5028       699   
LODESTAR 5040           5  2 0 OMNITRIX 474         HONEYBOY 4974         700  JUST REVENGED
SLIME 5112              0  1 0 OMNITRIX 474         BLACK ORC             701  NONE
LURGAL 4994             0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 472    WURM KIN              701  NONE
SHUCKS 4993             0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 472    ARENAMASTER PENR      701  NONE
URGAL 4996              0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 472    STONE GOLEM           701  NONE
FORDATE 5110            0  2 0 WRATHMEN 59          ARENAMASTER PENR      701  NONE
SOONGONE 5045           6  4 0 WRATHMEN 59          SONNY TERRY 3912      699   
3 WITH 5101             0  1 0 WRATHMEN X 475       STONE GOLEM           701  NONE
NO 5106                 0  1 0 WRATHMEN X 475       HIGH ELF              701  NONE
MAYBE 5103              0  1 0 WRATHMEN Z 476       HIGH ELF              701  NONE
MR RIGHT HANDED 5107    0  1 0 WRATHMEN Z 476       BLACK ORC             701  NONE
NO 5102                 0  1 0 WRATHMEN Z 476       STONE GOLEM           701  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Fordate -- It doesn't seem so fair that you had to match up with someone a little
experienced first.  Especially one like me.  I needed the win, of course, but I feel
bad about it.  I will pray for us both. -- Brother Mark

Ruthless Jaywalker -- You walked too ruthlessly, so I walked all over you.  Capiche?
-- Sgt. Spencer

Kharadmon -- Maybe the Wrathmen couldn't take over a lemonade stand, but with you
managing, they will make lemonade out of lemons. -- Lenpro

Pat -- YES!  That's the Pat Sajack I've been looking for!  Kudos. -- Lenpro

Health.  Humility.  Honor!  (That's for Pat.)  Iaye Forever. -- Lenpro

Lenpro -- I think the Red Dog Gang's pen ran out of ink. -- Wrathmen
P.S.  And if you stop writing... well, it won't take us long before we get tired of
talking to ourselves.  And once we stop writing, we know how easy it is to not start
again.

Speckle -- Your camoflauge doesn't work as well against a white background. -- Neor
Fey

Heatblast -- Are you available for snow removal? -- Keira

Jack Triper -- Tripped me up again. -- Elmydr

Woofle -- Dat dinna tak long. -- BillyJoe

Brother Mark -- Thanks for listening.  After some careful thought (and rolling out
hosed in attack), I'm headed back to the farm. -- Fordate

Jack Links -- 9(1)-13-11-17-17-13-5 LU  dont want a dinosaur, got one of those beatin
on me all the time, ain't that right Lenpro?? -- Pat Sajak

Kharadmon -- If that was a Jack it would've been Longgone. --- Pat Sajak

Lenpro -- Speaking of pen in hand, it's time for some of those good ol' Lenpro
rhymes.  Break out the quill and get to writing! -- Pat Sajak

Etnies -- I would change my strat against strikers in the upcoming tourney if i were
you. -- Panama Jack

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FORDATE was butchered by ARENAMASTER PENRUE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
URGAL was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
NO was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
3 WITH was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a dull 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED was butchered by BLACK ORC in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
NO was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
SHUCKS was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER PENRUE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SLIME was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
MAYBE was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
LURGAL was assassinated by WURM KIN in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
HEATBLAST won victory over HONEYBOY in a popular 1 minute Bloodfeud duel.
NEOR FEY vanquished LUMBER JAK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JACK TRIPER overpowered GADGET in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
HIGH POINTS was overpowered by ETNIES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WIDE HIPS was devastated by KEIRA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
PUFFY LIPS was savagely defeated by RED ROVER in a 4 minute Challenge match.
GREEN EYES overpowered OLD BROWN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PANAMA JACK devastated SONNY TERRY in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title duel.
GENTLEMAN JACK was devastated by SPECKLE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ELMYDR beat BO CARTER in a exciting 1 minute match.
BIG JOE overpowered THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 3 minute one-sided match.
SGT. SPENCER handily defeated BILLYJOE JIMBOB in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PVT. PLAGIANIS overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute brutal uneven fight.
WOOFLE was beaten by BROTHER MARK in a 3 minute expert vs. beginner upset fray.
IXAL was bested by JACK INTHE PULPIT in a 2 minute novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  11 -  2      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   6 -  1      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         STRIKING ATTACK   40 -  31 -  3      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  11 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         AIMED BLOW        21 -  27 -  3      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  36 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  23 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 701 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  4         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  6         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PANAMA JACK 5014           14   7  2  188 ALL JACKED UP (463)
LUNGING ATTACK   JACK TRIPER 5030           11   6  1  120 ALL JACKED UP (463)
AIMED BLOW       ETNIES 4758                12  10  0   94 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
WALL OF STEEL    GADGET 4528                12  11  1   91 RESCUE RANGERS II (385)
BASHING ATTACK   LUMBER JAK 5028            11   6  3   89 ALL JACKED UP (463)
SLASHING ATTACK  ELMYDR 5038                10   4  0   88 WRATHMEN (59)
PARRY-LUNGE      KEIRA 5002                 12   8  2   66 WRATHMEN (59)
PARRY-STRIKE     BIG JOE 5088                4   1  0   52 DELTA BLUES (374)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPECKLE 4939.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PUFFY LIPS 5109.  The ten other most popular fighters were ELMYDR 5038, URGAL 
4996, ETNIES 4758, RED ROVER 5018, WOOFLE 5036, IXAL 4992, HEATBLAST 5083, NEOR FEY 
5019, PANAMA JACK 5014, and SPECKLE 4939.

The least popular fighter this week was 3 WITH 5101.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NO 5102, BILLYJOE JIMBOB 5108, OLD BROWN 5031, WIDE HIPS 5039, GADGET 
4528, LUMBER JAK 5028, MAYBE 5103, SLIME 5112, SHUCKS 4993, and NO 5106.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PANAMA JACK (30-5014) ALL JACKED UP (463)

                 NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENA (DM 85)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed in 
a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 85.  If you requested that your team be placed in a 
specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Effective immediately, any 
teams placed in DM 85 and not transferred out to another arena, will be automatically 
deleted a month after the tournament.  If you have questions about any of your teams, 
please contact Customer Service. -- RSI